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The Deck of Suck at Prison Yard

5 Men braved the yard for a new Tactical Reaction deck of suck

Fram, Double D, Sprinkler, Dirty Pipes, and Warden Breach on the Q.

Warm Up: Started as a typical mosey around the parking lot with some 22 rep counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and some Windmills. We moseyed back to the start to get the suck started

The Workout: The deck is most certainly stacked against us for this round

The Queen of Diamonds, ahh what a witch she was 400-meter run followed by 25 merkins, 25 Prisoner Squats and 25 LBC’s, we repeated that sequence 2 more times adding 5 reps to each exercise each time.

Time for the 2nd card of fun to be drawn, the 8 of Clubs, might as well been a swift kick in the nuts. 10 burpees, 10 Sumo squats, and 10 Lo-Slo Fludder followed by another run. Repeat this cycle adding 10 reps to each exercise, we are starting to see a very troubling pattern here.

Ahh the 3rd card, maybe, just maybe this one will not suck as bad. WRONG- it’s a burpee ladder, the timer starts at 1 min, you do one burpee then 2 and so each minute until you can no longer add a burpee and complete within the min. We modified this slightly with some mosey to fill the min, repeato for 5 mins to keep things fun and interesting.

The last card- should be interesting and wait for it…fun, right? it’s an Ace, an Ace should be worth something good. It’s more like you had a 2 on the board and now you get an Ace, not really bad, but not really good either. 400m lunges, 400-meter sprint, 100 bear crawl, 100-meter jump squats, and then we ended with a 10 parking spot build a bear.

Mosey back to the start for
Mary: Didn’t feel like we had enough abs in there so we did some modified Homer to Marge from the crab walk position, some penguin heal taps, and finished with some plank rotations.

No one passed out or perished so it was a great day in the Prison Yard

Announcements: Travis Manion WOD at Tiger Blood on 4/29.  JOCO is hosting an Oddsey CSAUP on my 22nd (Dirty Pipes has the details)

Prayer: Pray for Dirty Pipes and his family, his mother-in-law has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, pray for healing and for grace in this troubled time. Prayer for POTS and his wife as she had surgery today, pray for a speedy recovery. Thoughts and prayers for our country in these troubled times and for safe journeys for our Military and First Responders as they continue to serve on the front lines to protect us.

6 Pax and 2 runners made it out for a Hilltop Prison Yard workout hosted by the Warden (Breach)

Double D, Sprinkler, BB, Felix, Hefer,

Runners- Dirty Pipes and Laettner

Warm-Up: A short Mosey around the parking lot to a circle of 22 rep counts of SSH, Windmills, Daisy Pickers, and Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies

The Workout: 6 Stations 2 rounds, 2 minutes of work at each station with 15 second of rest between each station

Station 1 Barbell

Round 1               Ab Rollouts

Round 2               upright rows

Station 2 Big tire #1

Round 1                Flip-Squat-Flip

Round 2               Plank Get-ups

Station 3 Pain Sticks

Round 1                Pain stick hip bridges

Round 2                Cross Over Merkins

Station 4 Weight Plates

Round 1                Weight plate straight arm raises

Round 2               My Little Sunshine’s

Station 5 Fire Hose

Round 1               Pull and Bear Crawl

Round 2               Plank Pull Through

Station 6 Sandbag

Round 1                Bent Over Rows

Round 2                Shovel Twists

Mary: Ab burnout, 3 rounds of duck duck plank holds followed by 22 counts of LBC’s Homer to Marges and Pickle Pounders

Announcements: Be Patient, with all that is going on be slow to anger and think through your decisions. Don’t let the current situation be the reason that you make a bad choice that can hurt you and your family. You will be remembered by how you handle this situation, so let your positive character show through.

Prayer: Keep us safe and let us get through this with positivity.

The Prison Yard 2/18

Pax of 9 got stronger in the Prison Yard on a mild February morning.

Double D, Fonzie, LED, FedEx, 8-Bit, Sprinkler, New Mexico, Dirty Pipes and Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot and then circle up for some 22 rep counts of SSH, Frankensteins, and Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies

The Workout: 9 Stations (90 Seconds of work, followed by 15 seconds of rest to rotate)

Stations:

Tires

Flips

Sledge Hammer chops

Squats

Ropes

Double arm Slams

Waves

Weight Plates

Squat press

Squat Curl

Med Balls

Overhead Slams

Squat Toss

Kettle Bell

Swings

Sandbag

Reverse Curls

Tricep Extensions

Ab Roller

Jump Rope

Mary: 15 Burpees OYO for 3 pax members that were running behind today.

Announcements: Long Ass ATT Run on Sat 2/22

Prayer: Prayers for Forceps and his family and for a friend of New Mexico who is dealing with recovery from substance abuse.

The message for today was about slowing down and looking around. Live speeds by and if you don’t stop once and a while to enjoy it, it can blow right by you. Take the time to be in the moment and don’t let them all pass you by

Prison Yard workout 1/28

Pax of 13 for another Prison Yard workout

Ball Drop, Double D, Puddles, Sprinkler, LED, Fed EX, Dirty Pipes, Pots, Fram, Marky Mark, Oyster, Yogurt,

Breach on the Q
Warm Up: Run to the end of the driveway and then 22 counts of SSH, Frankensteins, and Cherry Pickers.
The Workout: Stations with 1:30 of work and 25 seconds of rest between stations

The Stations:

Tires

     hops through tire with a squat

     Flips with a Merkin

Ropes

     Moving double waves

      Double arm up and over

Plates

      Shoulder shrugs

      Bus Drivers

Jump Rope

      Jog jumps

      Jump Jacks

Kettle Bell

      Swings

      Upright row with a squat jack

Pain Sticks

      Behind the head squats

       Between the leg squats

Sandbag

       Stepback Lunges 

       Calf steps ups

Mary: 37 reps of Merkins for Ball Drops Birthday

Announcements: Travis Manion Event at Bombshell on Friday, Feb 7th

Prayer: Pray for Sprkinler as his dad recently passed and for FedEx as he tries to reconnect with his son

Comment: Time is a very valuable commodity, it should not be wasted as we can only get 24 hrs in a day. We cant buy more or acquire more, so be present and know that when you give someone your time that is a powerful thing.

WOW, lots has changed…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saw that Lab Rat posted that he needed someone to Q the workout at Morning After. I had never been to Morning After but, I grew up in Garner and knew Vance elementary school even if it had been 30 or so years since I had been out that way, so I figured why not. Met Toro in the park parking lot, however, I did not know that they meet in the school parking lot, luckily he was texting with Tent City and we got corrected even if a few minutes late to start.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Wander behind the school, was looking for a rock pile but it was pointed out that it was in the front of the school so we circled up for warmups. 15 ssh, 10 Merkins, 15 Imperial Walkers, 10 Sir Fazio Forward and backward then 15 good mornings to finish up.

The Workout: Wandered back to the front of the school to find said rock pile.

  • Thang 1: Diego 123, 100 Rock Curls, 200 Triceps Extensions, 300 Rock Squats
  • Thang 2: 4 Corners, Start at 10 at each corner, subtract one every circuit till done. Jump Squats, Monkey Humpers, Hillbillys, and LBC

Mary: 15 Freddy Mercuries, 15 Homer to Marge, and Have a nice day
Announcements: 9/11 Stair Climb
T-Claps (Recognition): Tent City for recruiting 5 FNG’s in his past 2 months with F3. Chicken Hawk and Toro for their second post.
Prayer: Stove Pipe with an upcoming Job Interview,  Tent City with an Interview at a school for his kids.

NMS: This was my first-time Q’ing someplace I had never scouted out at all. thanks to Stove Pipe for helping me finds things and being ready to lead if I had not made it. A lot has changed in the area since I grew up in Garner, but 1010 and old stage still was familiar, always good to go back to your hometown area.

Strava Link

Tearing down the walls

It was a pleasure to lead guys.

Several showed up for ec including: dauber, doc, r22, Cupid, modify, pikachu, beater, aquaman, h1n1, Messi, bullseye, led

FNGs:Trojan – Eric Julien
Warm Up:20xSSH, 20x Moroccan night clubs,10 forward and reverse Fabio arm circles, 10 hillbilly’s, 10IW, 10 burpees OYO
The Workout:Walls of Jericho

7 exercise @ 7 reps with jog around courts inbetween

prisoner squats, run, diamond merkins,run, captain Thor’s, run, mountain climbers, run, wide merkins,run, Red Bull jacks, run, burpees

Burpee break down suicides on tennis court

bear crawl to 1st line 4 star jumps

bear crawl to 2nd line 8 squats

bear crawl to 3rd line 12 in/out planks

bear crawl to 4th line 16 merkins

Great job picking up the six guys!!

Mary:Several pax’s contributed to Mary doing the following

lbcs, LSF, boat canoes, burpees, American hammers, pickle pounders, box cutters, hello dolly, windshield wipers, Freddie mercuries

Announcements:see slack and FB. 16 k this weekend cheer on pax’s after ground pounder

T-Claps (Recognition):breach and the breath taker
Prayer:pray for several health issues among pax family and friends. Cancer, mental health.

A 2.0’s Easter

Warm Up: 1-lap Side Strattle Hop, Good Mornings, Fozzie Arm Circles
The Workout:  Partner Dora- 100 merkins, 200 LBCs, and 300 squats/ Rocks-
Mary: call out random name pick 10- count workout
Announcements: SLACK; Dirty Pipes invites all who can make it to a 10-mile run in Erwin at 4:45pm
T-Claps (Recognition): Messi stepping up to Q
Prayer: families of the people who died on Easter Sunday

Things Got Dicey..Cletus backblast

A Pax of 7 for a random roll of the dice Cletus workout on a Friday morning

Slide Rule, Patch, Da Business, Abe, Dirty Pipes and Snap

Breach on the Q

Warm Up: 22 Counts of SSH, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers and squats

The Workout: Indian run across the street from Womble, stop by the stairs to roll the dice. 3 random exercises pop up and pax perform those exercise. There were 3 dice in play so there was no telling what would pop up. Indian run to the front of the hunting center for another roll of the dice. Followed by some up and back tracing of the parking lot lines. Another Indian run to the front parking for a rinse and repeat of dice rolling action.

Pax mosey down to the lower parking lots another roll of the dice and then a jailbreak to the end of the lot, regroup and jailbreak back. Mosy over to the theatre for some 22 counts of step ups followed by peoples chair and balls to the wall. Repeat with box jumps, peoples chair, and Australian mountain climbers.

Indian run to the pavilion for one last roll of the dice undercover and then a final Indian run back to the tennis court.

Mary: Circle up for prisoner squats, plank holds and SSH

Announcements: First responder training on Thurs 4/25 at the HS fire dept, details on slack/FB. Travis Manion Workout of the day up in Durham on Monday 4/29 details on socials

22 Vets kill themselves in this country every day. Let’s not forget that our way of life is not free and there can be a very high cost for us to live the way we do. Please continue to wear red on Fridays to remember our troops that are deployed.

 Breath Taker auctioned off to Breach 

Prayer: Crab legs, Sheddar remember about the point of Easter, that we are all forgiven and that we need to be light in times of darkness

The Path to Nowhere

YHC posted a pre-blast promising some Easter fun and didn’t want to disappoint. I rolled up at 0445 in time to refuel the Trailblazer and do a little exploring. With a full tank and flag planted, YHC headed out to hide some Easter eggs and see where an oddly placed sidewalk went. After stashing the eggs, it was off for the mystery path. It appeared to run behind the parking lot, but there was only one way to find out. So YHC in an anticlimactic kind of way headed down the trail. This turned out to be a nice wide .25 mile greenway trail that ends just behind Jiffy Lube, perfect for today’s warm up. Today’s workout brought out 16 PAX, with 6 for EC. 4 for the standard EC and 2 EC commuters. Promptly at 0530 YHC found no FNGs and we were off.

EC: Chips, Dahmer, Pablo, Warbucks, Lipstick, 187

Warm Up:
Warm up jog down the path to nowhere. We stopped at the end for:
SSH x20 IC
Mtn climbers x20 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles 10 forward/10 backward

Ran back path and crossed road to doctor’s office parking lot

The Workout:
Partner up for accountability. Bunny Hop Burpees (burpee + 3 bunny hops) around parking lot with lunge walk back to pick up the 6 for those over achievers such as Lucky.

Mosey back to start.

It was at this point that YHC noted a failure as the Q. I put PAX in danger as we crossed the busy Holly Springs road. We should have (and will next time) ran up to the crosswalk and crossed safely. Instead, we had a surprise game of Frogger, that we luckily won.

PAX split into 4 groups of 4 for an egg hunt. Group 1 did indian run to end of lot and retrieved an egg filled with an exercise. PAX held plank until 1st egg was returned and exercise was called. PAX did exercise (AMRAP) while Group 2 retrieved and egg. Multiple PAX jokingly called more Bunny Hop Burpees, so I’ll take it that those were a hit.  This was repeated until all eggs were collected and all exercises were completed.  That jerk the Easter bunny left us the following exercises:
Hand release merkins
Captain Thor
Squats
Jack Webb
Pickle pounders
Plank jacks
Low slow flutter
Side straddle hop
Wide-grip merkins
Burpees
Dan Taylor
V-ups
Jump lunge
Star jump
Shoulder Taps x50 IC

Mary:
Circle up at start for:
LBCs x20 IC
Low slow flutter x20 IC
American hammer x20 IC
Have a nice day

Announcements:
See social media
Dirty Pipes interested in swim meet-up,will connect him to #tri-sprint Slack channel.

Prayer:
Injured PAX
Crablegs drug trial

YHC took us out.

Gettin the Runs

Q: Lab Rat

Warm Up:
The Workout: Runners got 4 miles.

Ruckers rucked 1 mile then did 10 sets of 10 deadlifts, 10 walking lunges, and 10 ruck pushups
Mary:
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: