YHC overslept slightly and knew he was going to miss the EC crowd. After quickly getting ready and out the door, I pull up to the stoplight and see Emeril headed toward Disney. I rolled down the window to try and convince him to follow me to Tiger Blood, but he wasn’t playing any games. He was ready to run the Disney PAX to death. As I pull into the lot at 0507, I see the EC crowd of Axe, 187, Bernie, and Lipstick just leaving , so I quickly grab my tracer and try to catch them. After a brisk half-mile sprint, I catch them as they missed turn for Gable Ridge. Bernie and Lipstick had other plans, so 187, Axe, and YHC turn back to get on track. Just before getting to Holly Springs Rd, we picked up a friendly Pokemon who surprised us when he said he was only on mile 2, not 20. So we headed back to Holly Ridge just in time to see Coal Ash swerving around trying to find the entrance to Tiger Blood. Slaughter and the 12 Oaks clown car roll up and at 0530, we’re ready to roll.
EC:
FNGs: None, the heard Emeril was Q’ing at Disney
Warm Up:
Mosey to back parking lot for:
SSH x20, The goofball x20, daisy pickers x10, mountain climbers x20, moroccan night clubs x10, seal claps x10
Mosey over near the basketball courts.
The Workout:
Thang 1 – Double 7’s
We started out with 7’s from the playground to the parking lot gate. YHC called scorpion dry docks at the playground and pistol squats, 1 each leg. Flanigan suggested we do 1 on each leg for dry docks as well, hence the double 7’s.
Thang 2 – Shoot around
Over to the basketball court to see what kind of ballers made it out to Tiger Blood. PAX lined up and did an exercise called by YHC while PAX took turns taking a shot. We began by doing 1 burpee for a miss and adding 1 after each miss. This turned out to be a terrible idea with this group. After missing the 6 or the first 7 shots, YHC decided we’d wait until the end of each round to do penalty burpees. The terrible shooting continued for 5 rounds and quite a few burpees done after each round. We had a round of horrible dunks, 3 pointers, and free throws.
Exercises done: plank hold, squat hold, plank jacks, SSH, Al Gore’s, and lots of penalty burpees.
Mosey over to the long parking lot.
Thang 3 – Merkin Shuffle + Guantanamo’s
PAX partnered up for Merkin shuffle (5 shuffle steps + increasing pattycake merkins). YHC didn’t do a good job on explaining the proper count for pattycake merkins (2 merkins = 1 count). We struggled through the count until we hit the 1st island.
We then switched to Guantanamo’s until the 2nd island, then back to merkin shuffle. YHC tried counting left, right = 1, but PAX didn’t get that either, even cadence counting didn’t work. As this fell apart, we switched back to Guantanamo’s to the 3rd island.
A sprint back to grab the basketball then mosey back to the start for Mary.
Mary:
As noted in the pre-blast, we did some spelling. PAX held a 6 inch hold and spelled the alphabet (capital letters) with both feet together. This was so much fun at Purple Cobra Tuesday, that YHC brought it back out.
Just after our spelling lesson, Bernie and Lipstick showed back up for a little Mary and CoT.
LBCs x20
Hello Dolly x20
Homer to marge x20 x10 right/x10 left
American Hammers x20
Announcements:
Picnic this weekend, Neuse River trail run Saturday (see Pikachu for details)
T-Claps (Recognition):
To all the PAX who showed up today and were unashamed to show off their terrible shooting skills.
Prayer:
Praise for Shredder’s return to the gloom, Bernie’s family, classmate’s mother who passed unexpectedly
YHC took us out.