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Those bear crawls were brutal

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short lap around the parking lot. SSH, Fazios, IW/HB, stretches.
The Workout: Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole and back again.

Pole 1: 10 burpees – bear crawl to the next pole…. and it was a long haul!

Pole 2: 15 – Plank Jacks – lunge walk to next pole

Pole 3: 20 – LBC – sprint to next pole

Pole 4: 25 – Star Jumps – mosey to next pole

Pole 5: 30 – SSH – lunge walk to next pole

Pole 6: 35 – Squats – Then back to poles 5 through 1 repeating each exercise.

Great working men encouraging each other on that last bear crawl back to pole 1.  Nicely done!

Mosey back to concession stand to finish up with peoples chair with seal claps and BTW 10 count for good measure.

Mary:  LBC, LSF, H2M, Box cuter, FM
Announcements: Possible new AO, check slack for more detail
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone for bringing that last bear crawl round in.
Prayer: Sick PAX, Stressed PAX, Traveling PAX

Icy Scarecrow

IT WAS COLD

EC: Beater, Dovetail, Martini, Yosemite

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Good mornings, arm stretches, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, warm up lap

The Workout:  YHC brought some icy 5gal buckets for the workout (3gal fill)…Icy Scarecrow – hold buckets out as far as you can for as long as you can (or 1 min +) as the timer…other PAX do exercises:  Lunges, plank jacks, squats, mountain climbers, mickey mouse merkins, bear crawl x 2, duck walk.

 

Icy Curls for the Girls – 10 each arm for one PAX as timer while other PAX alternate between Balls to the Wall and Wall Sits

Icy Laps with partner – Partners take lap with Icy Bucket while other PAX (partnered up) Broke Back Merkins and partner merkins (can’t remember name).  Then rinse but no repeat, alternating to Smurf Jacks and Imperial Walkers

Mary: 1 min plank, box cutters with hold at end, Mary Antoinettes, American Hammers

Announcements: Possible new AO, shhhh….more details coming

T-Claps (Recognition): everyone coming out in the freezing cold

Prayer: Praise – Gamecock’s sister having a baby soon!  Prayers – Yosemite custody situation; more time with daughter.  Beater for cardiologist visit

Doubling Down With QIC Triple Lindy

Ground Pounder. Triple Lindy wrapped up a successful Q-Swap week with a solid beatdown at South Wake’s only Saturday bootcamp workout. Here’s his account:

Warmup:

-No fng’s and no flag planted at our 7:30 start time so 5 penalty burpees were called to start the morning. Found out there was a flag in the trunk so got it planted and quick mosey around the parking lot. This was the extent of running for the morning.

-Circle up for some south wake style good mornings, side straddle hops, calf stretch, and daisy pickers.

The Thang:

-Mosey over time playground and find a section of bench or concrete wall for Aiken Legs. This is 20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges, and 20 split jacks.

-circle up for Air-squared. I know how much SW likes clapping, so hold people’s chair with a 20 count seal clap.

-spread out around the circle around the playground. Time for Apple Turnover. Pax to bear crawl halfway around the circle. Once halfway switch to crab walk until complete the circle.

-Partner up. Partner 1 does 10 reps of No Surrender while partner 2 holds back planks. Flip flop.

-still in partners, 1 does 5 pull-ups while 2 does Mike Tysons, which is plank hold against the wall, do a horizontal squat to a merkin. 5 rounds were called.

-empty wheelbarrows were called. Not the best idea at this point of the morning. Pax only made it quarter way around the circle before the Q called an audible.

-Global warming- circle up and side shuffle around the circle with every single pax calling out a 10 count exercise. With 19 Pax in attendance, this sufficiently sucked.

Mary:

Homer to Marge, American hammers, and gas pumpers to bring us to an end.

COT:

Count off, name-o-rama, prayers spoken and unspoken

 

38 at U-Turn – Record Number?

Regular U-turners, Marathon Maniacs, Shield Lockers! Heck, I might have been nervous about Q’ing if I’d known that all you rascals were showing! But no, now closing in on 2 years of F3, I know y’all. Besides, I didn’t have time to think about it really, having stayed out past my bedtime with Baby Doll and our friends enjoying dinner and drinks. Then, in spite of waking early, an extra trip to the john meant leaving the house late. With all that, I rolled into the parking lot just before 6, only partially surprised to see 99 guys ready to go.

Warm up: I planted the flag, hit a few fists, then had to yell to get everyone’s attention. Everyone was pretty jacked up already. We didn’t have room to circle up so we moseyed around a few islands doing cariocas and some butt kickers along the way. Upon circling up, I realized we were taking up most of the parking lot!

SSH 25x, GMs 10x, Hammy and Glute stretch 10 count each side.

COT: 36 plus 2 after UTI notified me that Aquaman and Maybelline had started already.

Prayer requests: Wallaby, Troops overseas

Main Event: 5k route, 10k route. Shine a light, make good decisions, pick up the six.

Full House

Pax of 15 out in the gloom for a Sheepdog record. A bunch for EC. Many guests including Crab Legs and Howard in attendance. Co-Q with Shredder taking combatives. May it truly be said that a good (sweaty) time was had by all.

Warm Up:

Leg lifts, SSH, trunk twists.

2 rounds:
30s Plank hold
30 Mountain Climbers
20 Alternating Reverse Lunges
10 cadence Plank Up Downs
5 Squat Jumps

The Workout:

4 rounds, every 2 mins, split into even groups
10 imperial squat walkers
10 pullups
10 box jumps

Wing Chung punching circle while each pax in turn does an exercise, recover in between each round
10 capoeira pushups
10 break dancers, double punches
(ran out of time for round 3 with triple punches 🙂 )

Combatives:

Mechanical Advantage Control Holds, Theory and Application, parts I-III.

Mary:

Core incorporated. Good thing since we were outta time anyway.

Announcements:

Last AO of Q-Swap with Carpex tomorrow, 6:30 at Bond Park, led by Slide Rule and Skidmark(?)

T-Claps (Recognition):

Crab legs, successful carpal tunnel surgery for Dovetail’s M.

Prayer:

Crab Leg’s father-in-law Bob (new lease on life), Howard’s son (pneumonia + flu), Shredder’s coworker Danielle (cancer + other).

Birthday Q at The Nest

FNGs:None
Warm Up: Started the day with a mosey around the parking lot and some line agility work, then circled up for for some side straddle hops, arm stretches (with a warning that they’d need them today), good mornings, and daisy pickers. Then told everyone to partner off for the first main event.
The Workout: I kicked it off with Dora the Explorer. We’d start by needing 100 total reps(L+R=1) from each set of partners of Australian mountain climbers.  One Pax began the reps, while the other ran half a lap around the parking lot, then rotated as needed until all of the six are done. Then it was time to go exploring, we needed to find the sets of 200. It happened to be across the street next to a ramp with handrails. We needed 200 reps of split lunges and the partner would rail walk up  both sets of handrails, then rotate as needed until all of the six were done. Everyone got their 200 and we set off again to find the sets of 300. We found them back in the initial parking lot and were serenaded to the Dora theme song on the mosey there. The sets of 300 were shoulder taps in plank while the partner did the line agility work that we’d started with this morning, then rotate until all of the six were done. Dora was toast but we still had time for more! Line up for main event number 2 – animal 11s.

1 monkey humper in cadence, bear crawl 2 spaces then 10 merkins on my down. Duck walk back followed by 2 monkey humpers in cadence, bear crawl 2 spaces, and 9 merkins on my down. Rinse and repeat totaling 11 each time until the final set of 10 monkey humpers in cadence and 1 merkin on my down

Mary: Mary was sounding good but I mentioned she looked like a couple of avengers to me. Circled up and on your 6 for 10 rounds of Captain Thor’s! Those begin with 1 sit-up and 1 American hammer in cadence. Add 1 rep each time until we reached 10 sit-ups followed by 10 American hammers in cadence. I believe all Pax were sufficiently smoked and one mentioned those felt like Captain America punched Thor in the face! Time for have a nice day and Dovetail took us out with several stretches.
Announcements: There is already an Ice Man in South Wake, so Yetis 2.0 is now named Jester after another pilot in Top Gun.
T-Claps (Recognition): Several EC posts this morning
Prayer: Travel, illness, wildfires, and our troops. I took us out and am thankful for the opportunity to lead

Mutiny/Red October

7 pax for EC

FNGs:Yeti(Chris Zerkel) Iceman Jester (Malaki Zerkel)
Warm Up:SSH, good mornings, Daisy pickers, arm stretches, 10 merkins
The Workout:split 4 for red October 15 for ultimate.

15 count of following. Single arm bent over rows, hot potato, halo around body, figure 8 between legs, reverse lunges each leg, side lunges, goblet squat with 15 count pulse at end. 10-Snatch and press each arm.

7’s wonder bra and slow merkins

repeat 1st group of exercises adding 30 IC chest press, Russian twists, and side bends.

Mary:none
Announcements: q swap. Hit up cart AO’s to support SW pax.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: family surgeries this week. Military in Iran, Australia

Frozen Cheer

Coldest morning yet for Sheepdog, but the biggest group in a while. Norm is back from training, so thankful to have him back safely. Co-Q today with Shredder leading the Warm-up and Mary, Dovetail leading the Thang and Combatives.

Warm Up:
SSH, squats, SSH, squat with leg lifts, fazzio arm circles, hillbillies, imperial walkers.
Indian run with dumbbell

The Workout:

Tabata Torture
9 stations, each one does 2 minutes of Tabata (20 sec work, 10 sec rest)
1. Hand raise push-ups
2. Kettlebell Turkish get-ups
3. Hammer curls
4. Overhead press
5. Tricep extensions
6. Dumbbell thrusters
7. Plank jacks
8. Two-handed curl
9. Burpee box jump-overs

Combatives:
M.A.C.H techniques (mechanical advantage control hold) 1 & 2: dosey-do, bicep grab, ridge hand across chin, to elbow drop and shoulder pivot.

Mary:
Low slow flutter
Box cutters
LBCs
Break dancers

Announcements:
Celebrate Recovery: if you have a hurt, hangup, or habit that you want relief from, or if life just doesn’t seem perfect, this program can benefit anyone. Contact Dovetail (Jess Hines) for details.

Prayer:
Sargeant Pepper (heart attack at AO yesterday, recovering in hospital), praise for the dad of Mr. terrific’s coworker who is doing better, general prayers for marriages.

Sheepdog 12/13/19

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Gump had our warm up with some of our F3 favorites
The Workout: mosied to the circle at the front of the school for some erkins, derkins, striking, and wedging. Mosied to the side for some stations. One pax set the pace by running from end to end, under the overhang, while the remaining pax cycled through weighted squats/lunges, lateral pulls and buss-drivers (25lb dumbbell), striking/blocking, burpees and no-hand merkin burpees.
Mary: LSF, Fertilizers, crab cakes, and capoeira push-ups.
Announcements: F3 Christmas Party
T-Claps (Recognition): Beater showing up for early EC. Also EC, Mr. Terrific, Dovetail, Shredder.
Prayer: a lot of people dealing with health issues, loss, etc.

Ultimate Hard Mode

FNGs: None today
Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Frankenstein’s x10 IC
The Workout:

Ultimate frisbee F3 style! When the disc hits the ground do an exercise from a rotating list. For today the list was 10x merkins, 10x squats, 5x burpees. A big up in the number of reps vs what is the norm – that’s why it was hard mode!

When a team scores they call an exercise that everyone does.

Mary:

We played until 42 minutes or so – after a game point call we moseyed back to the parking lot for some Mary.

Low slow flutter x20 IC

LBC x20 IC
Announcements:

CSAUP, Christmas Party, Oakwood 24.
T-Claps (Recognition):

16-bit for playing with breathtaker. He’s committed to the 5 pack and I’m sure this wasn’t easy with the extra 20 lbs.
Prayer:

Finkle’s daughter is in post op recovery. Duwan at Banana Seat’s church needs lifting up. Continue to pray for Wallaby and his family – a meal train is in the works by Pablo. Fumunga’s hot water heater is busted. Beater’s son is having some behavioral issues.