GP isn’t really GP without completely inappropriate mumblechatter

FNGs: None 

6 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and discs.  Mumblechatter that made Pumpkin Spice blush. Topics included menstration cycles, transitioning, that’s what she said,  consent forms, built to grow not show, etc

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Windmills, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Daisy Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct: Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows, and Ground Pounders, and everyone’s favorite – Bus Drivers

2 sets of 10x3ct: Rock Press and Skull Crushers

1 Set of 10x3ct:  Low Slow Flutter, 6 inches, Box Cutters, Plank Rock Spanks, Rockies, Homer to Marge (GP style ie. with rocks),

Mosey to the basketball court

Round 1: PAX throw basketball; 3 stations 3 attempts at each station (2 free throws and one layup) till a basket is made. Miss all three shots at a station to earn a 5 Burpee penalty. PAX not shooting do exercises, changing between shooters.

Exercises: Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Prisoner Squats, SSH, Frankensteins,

Round 2: PAX attempt to throw a kickball into the basket to add a level of difficulty.

Exercises: LBCs, Mountain Climbers, Squats, Heismans, Plank Jacks, Lunges

COT: Catch our breath

T-Claps: Cancun wore a ruck throughout most of the workout

Prayer Requests:   Prayers for Gump’s daughter moving out, DOA’s son tummy illness, Forceps – fathering with a more compassionate heart.

Announcements: Derek Davis 5K

Excited for Couponsd

FNGs: None (but welcome 9-Ball and 006 to South Wake!)
Warm Up: SSH (lead by Breach), Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Sure Fozio Arm Circles, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps
The Workout: Quick mosey around the parking lot, then over to the cinder block pile. Each PAX got a coupon and we’re filled in on the plan. Walk with coupon. Stop. 10 overhead presses, 10 merkins, 10 block swings and 10 squats. Ready, right?

We included a trip down and back up the Abyss and finished up with one more round in to of one of them hills.
Mary: WWIIs, reverse LBCs, Homer to Marge, American Hammers and pickle pounders. Finished with some yoga.
Announcements: donate blood
T-Claps (Recognition): 006 and 9-Ball for coming out to South Wake
Prayer: Woody’s extended family, Breach’s interview

Standing in a Circle Staring at Each Other

FNGs: Welcome Rhubarb!
Warm Up: normal warm-o-rama activities
The Workout: Tabata style with 4 pairs of supersets. 20sec on, 10sec rest, for 18 rounds and 4 sets.

SSH and walkouts, mountain climbers and rotating planks, daft punk and merkins, high knees and squats
Mary: no time for Mary
Announcements: races upcoming
T-Claps (Recognition): Rhubarb and Abacus for EC
Prayer: Gamecock for parenting patience

TBD – Top Body Destruction

PAX:  Moose, Yogurt, Bleeder, Best in Show, Bondo, Corn Cob, and welcome to 9-Ball, visiting from F3 Cape Fear
Warm Up:  SSH, Good morning, some other things probably
The Workout:  Today’s theme was Shoulder/Bi/Tri, repeato.  Pax made their way to the rock pile, made their selection then stepped onto the adjacent parking lot.  Carolina dry docks, bear crawl halfway down the lot, LBCs, crab walk to the far end of the lot, then more CDD.  Mosey back to start for curls for the girls, bear crawl/crab walk.  Mosey to picnic tables for dips.

I think we got 4 rounds of this in – sometimes Wonder Bra or Shoulder Press subbed in for CDD, but curls and dips remained the same.
Mary:  Side hip raises, box cutter, dying cockroach.    COT welcomed some runners, Brexit, Wild Turkey, Bobby Boucher, Hasselhoff and Nemo.
Announcements:  Nope
T-Claps (Recognition):  Everyone present, for pushing through the humidity.
Prayer:  A close friend of mine lost a nephew over the weekend, visiting from TX for a family reunion, swimming at the NC coast.   Rip tide took two boys out, one was rescued.

SOF training 2nd round

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FNGs: none

MAGGOTS: @K I T T Y L I T T R, @Gamecock, @Pumps, @H1N1, @Warbucks, @Finkle
Warm Up: 10 exercises: mosey, butt kickers, high knees, walking cradles, walking toe touch, sir fazio arm circles, bird dogs, dying cockroaches, front plank, side planks both sides.
The Workout: 10 rounds of 1 minute plank holds and 10 army grade push ups.
Mary: LBCs, CBLs, American Hammers, Freddie Mercuries, lower back stretches
Announcements: Derek Davis at end of the month, stay hydrated
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: PAX traveling, Jeff and Hannah White (Mr. and Mrs. K I T T Y L I T T R) adoption process.

SEVEN is your lucky number

24 PAX celebrated with YHC for completing year 7 in F3 Southwake with some ULIMATE MUTINY! It was my honor to play and fellowship with these HIM. Thank you for letting me be a part of this family. Welcome FNG Dobby!