The Return of #12 (& Dauber)

FNGs: none. Welcome back PUDDLES.
Warm Up: Ran around ClubWorx, circled up for SSH, HB, IW, Sir Fazios, Seal Claps, OH claps
The Workout:  Mosey to rock pile and grabbed medium rock.  Circled up around picnic tables.  Lots of 10 cadence exercises with multiple semi-suicides on the pitch after 4 sets of work.  Sets included curls for girls, tricep curls, OH press, squats, bus drivers, wonder bras, from our six, straight arm curls, nipplers, OH press, from plank – slap rocks.  Squat holds waiting for all runners returning from suicides. Returned rocks.  Step ups on curbs.  Bobby Hurley’s back and forth.  Mosey to Tennis courts for Mary.  Did some time on the wall with multiples of BTTW and people’s chair.
Mary:  Lots of stretches, yoga.
Announcements:  March madness contest/fundraiser.
T-Claps (Recognition):  GREAT SEEING PUDDLES back in the gloom!  Can you believe Tom Brady is coming out of retirement?  Oh my.
Prayer: YHC took us out. Unspoken.  Great to back in the gloom after an extended absence due to injury.

Ground Pounder fun fact – Did you know?

FNGs: None 

7 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and some March Madness with Pumpkin and Forceps Co-Qing the workout.  YHC brought the music box and bball. Lots of mumblechatter around Nirvana vasectomies’ that didn’t smell like teem spirit and worm procreation.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), 25, 20, 25, 20, 15 and then 10  Merkins and SSH.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a reasonable rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

Mosey to the basketball court

PAX played 3 on 4 bball and every basket resulted in a set of 10×3 ct exercises. Scoring was much higher than I anticipated (much higher).

Exercises: 4 sets of 10×3 ct LBCs, Mountain Climbers, Heel Taps, Lunges, Freddie Mercuries

Prayer Requests:  For DOA’s father in law Wes going through cancer treatment and for strength for Wes’s wife and family. Forceps son’s decision to finish college here or move (still up in the air).

Announcements: TriSprint in June, CSAUP in South Cary in April, Motor Boatin’s 1st Annual 5K this Friday March 25th at Cletus.

Introducing, Quadzilla

PAX:  Moose, FRAM, Bobby Dall, Redenbacher, Breach, Woody
Warm Up:  I dunno, probably some good mornings, frankensteins, sir fazio?  It was almost two weeks ago, I’m gonna be short on details.
The Workout:  Okay, so I built this thing.  Its name derived from the major muscle group that initially screamed out in agony the first time I took her for a spin up/down my street.  (Full disclosure, I kinda borrowed the name from a late 80’s-early 90’s Suzuki four wheeler that I lusted after as a young lad.  Bright yellow, racing suspension, 500cc’s, a real beaut!)  I don’t know where the idea came from but here it is.  A couple tires stacked together, holding a sheet of MDF upon which can be stowed a great variety of additional weighted items, some rope and a weight belt.  Top tire is easily removed so as to offer a wide range of weight options.  For today’s debut we had 2 tires and 2 coupons – modify as needed. Instructions are pretty self explanatory but you decide how much weight you want to pull, strap on the weight belt and run.  That’s about it.

The workout was simple, a weight-based circuit, each PAX at a station and the tire-puller ran an out & back, acting as the timer.  I brought some toys and borrowed some more from Breach.  Stations included:  25lb dumbbells for skull crushers, 30lb ruck sack for squats, “pain stick” for shoulder presses, 5/10/15lb dumbbells for straight arm shoulder raises, medicine ball for WWII-Toss, handheld sand bags for swimmers press, Large sandbag for Ruh-rohs, and a variety of “filler” stations like merkin sample platter and other body weight routines.

To start, I randomly selected a distance (2nd light pole from our position) to which Quadzilla would be run, but when Breach had to stop to catch his breath at about the halfway point I knew it was too far, so it was shortened.  PAX were able to determine their own tire/block combination to pull as it was easily adjustable, so that part went well.  However, some design flaws were quickly identified, as the top tire hopped off it’s pegs from time to time and the noise of MDF and block bouncing about made quite a clatter.  Not bad for an initial run, though, and everyone seemed to achieve some level of pain-through-exertion from it.  It should be mentioned that FRAM was the only one to go full beast mode and pull both tires and both blocks!

Mary:  Jim Braddocks, probably some others but not much
Announcements:  Maybe.
T-Claps (Recognition):  No idea
Prayer:  YCH took us out.  Amen.

Q by Committee at Purple Cobra

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Nemo took the warm up. We did a quick jog and then went into some SSH, Good Mornings, Sir Fozio Arm Circles and a few other things (memory is failing me at the moment).
The Workout: Woody took over for round 1. We gathered at the bank and partnered up. 6 Patty Cake Merkins at the ATMs. Run to the other side, 6 more Patty Cake Merkins. Run back. We did 5 rounds.

YHC (Abe) had round 2. We ran around the back of the shopping center and grabbed 2 palm-sized rocks. Lined up on the wall, we held People’s Chair with arms extended. 10 count down the line for a total of 70. Recover. Side arm raises with the rocks, 10 in cadence. We repeated for a total of 3 rounds.

Next up was McNugget for round 3. We lined up on the guard rail for some dips and durkins. 10 each, 3 rounds.

Last but certainly not least, Wild Turkey for round 4. Over to “that hill” for 7s. Burpees at the bottom, star jumps at the top.

With everyone properly beat, we headed back for Mary.
Mary: Bobby lead Mary to close things out.
T-Claps (Recognition): PAX that stepped up and took turns Qing this morning.

GP Mumblechatter – Lots of talk about crabs

FNGs: None 

5 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and discs with Hazmat and Forceps Co-Qing the workout.  YHC brought the music box and discs. Lots of mumblechatter around crabs.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Seal Claps and overhead claps, 20x3ct SSH.  So much mumblechatter we lost count numerous times.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders. On our six for 2 rounds of 10x3cts of Chest Press, Box Cutters, LSF.

3 holes of disc golf w/ exercises between tosses.

Each PAX took turns driving a disc toward basket (squat hold while ya wait). Exercise before and after a quick mosey to your disc

Hole 1 Exercises: 20 Merkins;  10x3ct Imperial Walkers, 10x3ct Hillbillies, 10×3 ct Squats

Hole 2 Exercises: 50 ct Balls to the Walls, 10x3ct SSH, 10x3ct Plank Jacks, 10x3ct Freddie Mercuries

Hole 3 Exercises: 10x3ct Mnt Climbers, 10 Star Jumps, 10x3ct Lunge Jumps

Prayer Requests:   Those suffering from mental or physical challenges (particularly YHCs best friend’s sister Ky), Gump’s final interview process, for God to intercede and provide direction for Frenchie to make the right decision for college.

Announcements: TriSprint in June, CSAUP in South Cary in April, Motor Boatin’s 1st Annual 5K later this month.

Two for Kettle Bells (2/25/22)

sorry for delay in posting.  This is from last week.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Quick Lap, Side Straddle Hop, Good Morning, Spinal Rotation, Arm Circles
The Workout: Circuit One: 3 Rounds. 10xKB CURLS, 10xTRICEPS, 10xHALOS, 10xFIGURE EIGHTS, 10xSHOULDER PRESS (each side), 10xSWING HIGH PULL R/L (each side); Circuit Two: In between each set run to curb, 10 merkins, run back. 2 Rounds; 10xWONDER BRA, 10xGOBLET SQUAT, 10xRENEGADE ROW (each side), 10xKB SWING, 10xSNATCH ALTERNATE

Mary: Some abs & stretches
Announcements: None
T-Claps (Recognition): Rocky Road new to F3.  This was his third straight day posting.
Prayer: Pumpkin Spice praying about possible role or job change.

Deere don’t do monkey humpers…. Period.

kudos to Gump for helping Deere out of a fix and agreeing to a Co-Q. Love you man.

FNGs:none
Warm Up: general stuff, arms legs, banter.
The Workout: TRX bands/Straps…. 4 pax on band for 2 x 10 count of various exercises , whilst other 4 pax rotated for classic reps with some coupons ‘20lb ball, 50lb sand bag’ (balls, merkins, slam ball, ground pounders, curls , box cutters, homer to marge, Turkish get ups , diamonds etc)

6 rotations

Mary: 20 Diamonds, plank, left arm up, right arm up….
Announcements: Vicious Cycle after day light saving time.
T-Claps (Recognition): Dauber coming back after back issues.
Prayer: Tia – Friend of Pax with Vid… troubles in East Europe / Russia. Unspoken.