Simple Yet Effective

PAX:  Warucks, Kitty Litter, Norm, Martini (Warbucks, Norm & Martini for EC)

FNGs:  Nope

Warm Up:  Quick lap around the lot followed by SSH, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins

The Workout:  DORA – Split into groups of 2.  100 Standard Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s with a lap around the lot for the PAX not performing the exercise.

Field Trip – mosey across the street to the school.  Bear Crawl up the ramp.  Dips on the knee wall.  Bear Crawl up the ramp.  Dips + Erkins.  Bear Crawl up the ramp.  Dips + Erkins + Box Jumps (repeated twice).

Mosey back to the lot.

Mary:  Round of abdominal exercised called by each PAX.  Home to Marge, American Hammers, Dying Cockroach, LBC’s, Freddie Mercurys.

Stretching

Announcements:  Ted Talk tonight, Spring Classis Saturday, SHP Bed Build Saturday

Prayer:  Amry Chaplain Norm knows lost his 17 year old son last week.

Nice pot of Gumbo at Sheepdog

FNGs: N/a
Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot and circled up for side straddle hops, fozzy arm circles forward and reverse, good mornings, daisy pickers, imperial walkers, and hillbillies
The Workout: Took the Q last minute and decided to do some greatest hits around the AO.
Started with field of dreams: home plate was 10 burpees, 1st base was mountain climbers, 2nd base was WW1’s, and 3rd base was plank jacks.

Then moved on to the 12 days of F3 for: 12 Australian ass smacks, 11 wing chun combos, 10 10 count jump rope, 9 Scorpion dry docks, 8 stars a jumping, 7 Side hop moguls (in cadence), 6 boats a rowing (in cadence), 5 CRAAB CAAAAKES  (in cadence), 4 T-Stand kicks (in cadence), 3 prisoner squats, 2 box cutters, and Give me one man maker burpee.

Mosey around the side of the school and stop for 11’s of monkey humpers and goofballs

Continue to mosey to the back for a 3 minute AMRAP of 10 single leg squats, 20 hand release merkins, and 30 squat jumps. Take a lap around the track then head over to the circle.

Bear crawl Ring of Fu – we all Bear crawled around the circle, each pax called out a number and on their up we did that many wing chun strike combos.

Shredder finished us off with combatives, focusing on rooting and form for wing chun strikes.

Thanks as always for allowing me to lead and make sure to fill up that Q sheet before Thursday!

The Dawgpound has the Fastest Feet in South Wake

Crazy Ivan Backblast

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH x 20, Hillbillies x 10, Imperial walkers x10, Daisy Pickers x 10, sir fascio arm circles x10
The Workout:  Group Exercise while 2 pax run a lap around the parking deck and then run the agility ladder. The Dawgpound showed us how fast the ladder can be done.
Mary: no time
Announcements:  Sleep in Heavenly Peace Event 4-24   8-11 am
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Prayers to be better fathers, husbands & sons. Prayers for our children as they start to return to normal

Shared pain through accountability

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Mosey to bottom of parking lot towards the stop sign. Placed cone for ME reference. SSH, Good mornings, Daisy Pickers, Mosey to right hand side of parking lot with grass hill. Cone #2 explained Frisbee bear crawl station.  Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies I/C.  Mosey to RR and Cone# 3 with battle rope. Explained station while in Squat hold. We grabbed the rest of the coupons and moseyed to the abyss. (2 – 25lbs DB’s, 1- 30 lbs ruck weight, 1-20 lbs phalange, 1 BAT Big Ass tire, and one little tractor tire)

The Workout: Paired off with accountability partner. Cone #1 Frisbee Bear Crawl up the hill and back down, head first both directions and hands stay in frisbees. Partner does whatever exercise they want while waiting. Cone# 2. Battle rope > Double hand OH Smash, Single alternating waves, SSH with rope. (PAX on own cadence) my group 30, 20, 10 reps. Cone #4 DB swings at the abyss, Cone #5 Weighted abs Cone#6&7 > BAT gets flipped up ALL the abyss stairs partner rotate in as needed. Little tractor tire gets pulled up to top of stairs by a strap, partner rotate in as needed. Once you leave the tire station the PAX run to Cone #1 and loop back to Cone #2 and then the stations rotate. We made one complete cycle.

Mary: Freddy Mercury’s, LBC, Reverse LBC, Full LBC.
Announcements: Runners in Wrightsville.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Bobby Bouche’s friend dealing with addiction, Deadbolt’s fraternity brother dying of heart attack, unspoken

ABsolutely fantastic time at Mutiny

FNGs: Welcome Shingles!
Warm Up: I/C SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Goodmornings, Frankesntien’s, Daisy Pickers, SFAC, 5 Burpees for not starting on time by site Q. 5 more Burpees for Norm being late.
The Workout: Everything done in tennis court. Start at net 5 LBC, Crawl Bear to mid court and stack 5 LBC, 10 Big Boy Sit-ups, Crawl Bear to end line and stack 5 LBC, 10 BB, 15 WWII, Crawl bear to fence into BTTW. Hold position for the six. BTTW slide shuffle to next court over to same position on previous court. Reverse the stack pattern with Bear Crawls back to the net. Swinging Gate to fence and did Guantanamos to the other side tennis court’s fence. Repeat Bear Crawls bears, BTTW, BTTW slide and Crawl bears. this time at the lines it was Plank hold for 15 i/c, 10 side raises, each side, 5 Oblique crunches. Swinging gate and Guantanamo’s to original start.
Mary: Complaining about Q’s direction earned 5 burpees. More Complaining earned another 5. Burpees for Breach became the catch phrase. Freddy Mercuries, Scissors, Meat Gazers, Meat Gazers w/ legs crossed, Leg Climb. 5 more burpees for good measure.
Announcements: Wilmington race
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Pots wife going into surgery on Tuesday, Unspoken and YHC took us out.

The Pendulum

16 Pax for a variety of options at RFTJ. Those that have marathons this Saturday got in 4 easy miles, others went for 3, and the remaining ran hill repeats on Earp/Cemetery Hill.

FNGs: none
Warm Up:
The Workout: Those that have marathons this Saturday got in 4 easy miles, others went for 3, and the remaining ran hill repeats on Earp/Cemetery Hill. Ran to the top of Earp and then 5 trips up cemetery hill and back.
Mary:
Announcements: Wilmington, Volunteers needed (see Slack and Facebook)
T-Claps (Recognition):All marathoners running this weekend for keeping the legs loose. All those that ran that ran the hill repeats (Pablo was cruising!). And those working through injuries still getting their miles in.
Prayer: 1 minute of silence for unspoken prayers and reflection.

2 Goofballs

FNGs: none

Warm Up:
Warmup lap with side shuffle, carioca, high knees, butt kickers.
Circled up for: SSH, Windmill, Moroccan night clubs, goofballs

The Workout:
Walk like an Egyptian to end of parking lot and back
Indian Bear Crawl to end of parking lot and back

Moseyed around baseball fields stopping for exercises along the way.
Lap 1: 5 burpees, 10 shoulder taps IC, 15 monkey humpers IC, 20 LBCs IC.
Lap 2: Same as above, but stacked exercises as we went along.

Headed to playground for 3 rounds of 20 knee tucks and 10 merkins.

Mary:
LBCs, box cutters, low slow flutter, heel taps, american hammers, pickle pounders, superman

Announcements:
SHP bed build next weekend.

T-Claps (Recognition):
All those tapering for Wilmington.

Prayer:
Finkle’s mom recovery after fall

YHC took us out.

Tennis at Shady Acres

FNGs: none

PAX: @Endo, @Fumunga, @MadDog2020, @POTS, @Sprinkler, @Breach, @Bob Barker, @Deadbolt, @FRAM, @Finkle

We had half of our PAX out today with respect and @Breach called the sight Shady Acres Retirement workout.
Warm Up: Mosey around tennis courts, Sir Fazio Arm Circles in cadence 10 forward and backward, Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings, toe touches, quad stretches, groin stretches
The Workout:

No Run 4 corners (adapted from @Gamecock yesterday at the Nest)  We did stacking merkins, angle grinders, plank jacks, and jack webbs.  Very nasty and our mode of transportation was doing Indian Bear Crawl Nippler Taps around the tennis court.

F3 Tennis – we had 2 teams of 5 and one ball.  Ball could only bounce once unless passed to another teammate and then back over the net.  No doubles lanes allowed and the ball had to stay in the two serving squares.  We had to do a penalty exercise if the ball was dropped or didn’t make it over the net.  @Breach racked up a lot of penalties.
Mary: We played F3 tennis till it was time.
Announcements: SIHP event coming up.  Sign-up genius available.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: @Deadbolt’s friend passed away suddenly, @Fumunga and M are coming up on new baby due date.

My Little Friend

We kept it leg friendly today, but that doesn’t mean easy.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Willie Mays Haze, Frankenstein, Michael Phelps
The Workout: A four corners stack, but we substitute the mosey between each corner with something different with the Kettlebell.

Stack 1: Merkins, Nipplers, Carolina Dry Docks, Angle Grinders. Move between each corner with a kettle bell bucket brigade.

Stack 2: LBCs, Plank Hold, Meat Gazers, Outlaws. Move between each corner with a kettle bell lunge walk, indian run style.

Stack 3: Hover Merkin, Squat hold seal claps and overhead claps, Jack Webbs, Balls to the wall. Move between each corner with John Cusack.

Mary: Done during round 2

Announcements: Sign up for Sleep in Heavenly Peace 4/24.
T-Claps (Recognition): H1N1 with the EC
Prayer: Finkle’s mom recovering from a shoulder injury

The Deck of Suck at Prison Yard

5 Men braved the yard for a new Tactical Reaction deck of suck

Fram, Double D, Sprinkler, Dirty Pipes, and Warden Breach on the Q.

Warm Up: Started as a typical mosey around the parking lot with some 22 rep counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and some Windmills. We moseyed back to the start to get the suck started

The Workout: The deck is most certainly stacked against us for this round

The Queen of Diamonds, ahh what a witch she was 400-meter run followed by 25 merkins, 25 Prisoner Squats and 25 LBC’s, we repeated that sequence 2 more times adding 5 reps to each exercise each time.

Time for the 2nd card of fun to be drawn, the 8 of Clubs, might as well been a swift kick in the nuts. 10 burpees, 10 Sumo squats, and 10 Lo-Slo Fludder followed by another run. Repeat this cycle adding 10 reps to each exercise, we are starting to see a very troubling pattern here.

Ahh the 3rd card, maybe, just maybe this one will not suck as bad. WRONG- it’s a burpee ladder, the timer starts at 1 min, you do one burpee then 2 and so each minute until you can no longer add a burpee and complete within the min. We modified this slightly with some mosey to fill the min, repeato for 5 mins to keep things fun and interesting.

The last card- should be interesting and wait for it…fun, right? it’s an Ace, an Ace should be worth something good. It’s more like you had a 2 on the board and now you get an Ace, not really bad, but not really good either. 400m lunges, 400-meter sprint, 100 bear crawl, 100-meter jump squats, and then we ended with a 10 parking spot build a bear.

Mosey back to the start for
Mary: Didn’t feel like we had enough abs in there so we did some modified Homer to Marge from the crab walk position, some penguin heal taps, and finished with some plank rotations.

No one passed out or perished so it was a great day in the Prison Yard

Announcements: Travis Manion WOD at Tiger Blood on 4/29.  JOCO is hosting an Oddsey CSAUP on my 22nd (Dirty Pipes has the details)

Prayer: Pray for Dirty Pipes and his family, his mother-in-law has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, pray for healing and for grace in this troubled time. Prayer for POTS and his wife as she had surgery today, pray for a speedy recovery. Thoughts and prayers for our country in these troubled times and for safe journeys for our Military and First Responders as they continue to serve on the front lines to protect us.