Red Barchetta

24 at a warmer than usual early Feb edition of Disney as YHC returned as guest Q to bring back a popular workout from last year, and straight out of the F3 exicon, The Red Barchetta.  Named after a classic song by Canadian rock legends Rush, the workout is meant to get he heart rate up and keep moving.  The song, by the way, is based on an excellent short story about a time in the future when we have “motor laws” making it illegal to go joy riding in a classic sports car.  A young man gets his uncles red barchetta out from storage in a barn and heads out on the open road, through the mountains.

5 on EC Nemo, Deadbolt, Warbucks, Lipstick and Pikachu

Warm Up: Quick jog around the field, standard round of w/u exercises in the lot with a built in preview of the sequence of exercises in the main event.
The Workout: Mosey to field, take spot on the line.  100 yard dash, 100 IC SSH, 100 yard jog back.  75 yard dash, 75 IC Mt Climbers, 75 yard jog back.  50 yard dash, 50 IC LBCs, 50 yard jog back.  25 yard dash, 25 Merkins, 25 yard jog back.  10 yard dash, 10 burpees OYO, 10 yard jog back.  Took a lap around the field to cap it off.
Mary: Quick sets of standard mary exercises, keeping the heart rate going (we moved fast)
Announcements: Check your facebook and slack – lots going on
Prayer: Moby’s dad, Crableg’s friend, took a silent 10 count for unspoken and YHC took us out.

Great effort by all who posted,  That’s a deceptively challenging workout and everyone just kept moving.  Honor to lead, as always.

Crippled Q

Welcome Foghorn – virgin to GP. Lots of mumble chatter with sexual innuendos today as we worked out – guess there is lots of excitement about Valentines day.

Warm up

10’s –  Good Mornings, Fuzzy Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies and Windmills.  Stretch it out with Pigeon Pose.

30 Prisoner Squats.

Mosey to the Bathrooms

4 Sets of  Wall Sits 10 ct down the line

4 sets of Balls to the Walls 10 ct down the line

30 Squats

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets. Pumpkin Spice decided to grab Texas which was a beast of a rock- Thanks Pumpkin.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 20’s – Ground Pounders
  • 4 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers
  • 4 sets 10’s of Rockies
  • 4 sets of 20’s Bench Press
  • 2 sets 30ct 6 inches
  • 20 LBC’s
  • 10 WWII’s
  • In preparation for Valentine’s day: 10 ct Homer to Marge left leg up then right leg up, 20 standard H2Ms, 30 ct Chillcut Planks and 2 set of 20ct Pickle Pounders.
  • 20 Standard Merkins, 10 Wide Grip Merkins, 10 Hand Release Merkins, 20ct Supermans
  • On your knees to finish off with 3 sets of 20 Overhead Press + 20 Curls.  If the M asks why your knees are so dirty, just tell her that’s just part of F3.

30 Al Gore Squats

Throw Rocks back to pile and circle up for COT

Announcements:   Pumpkin’s M is conducting a talk with 25 pastor’s wives about sex today. Lucky man Pumpin. 4th Annual F3 CSAUP at ATT today.

Prayer Requests:  Pumpkin Spice is experiencing constant ringing in his ears and may need hearing aids,  Dauber’s Daughter is running 4X8 at States today at noon.  Forceps asking for continued prayers for his marriage.

Forceps took us out

Surf’s Up – Cletus 2-8-19

Fresh off a week in Costa Rica, I (Yogurt) mimicked surfing in this arm-intensive workout.

Warm Up: Mosey around Hunt Center to front parking lot; SSH 25x; Arm circles 10f/10b; 5 burpees OYO

Mosey to tennis courts. Local surfers would stretch before hopping in the water. Leg stretches: Flat on back, knees up to 45 degrees, left ankle to right knee, gently pull left knee toward right shoulder, feel in the buttocks. Opposite side too.

Star stretch: flat on back, arms extended overhead, left knee up to 45 degrees, drop left knee over right, extend. Simultaneously, reach left arm out to left. From above, you are forming a plus sign. Opposite side too.

The Workout: Mosey to softball field, right field foul line. Got our bearings in the darkness with a quick wheelbarrow out to hula hoops. Switch partners and back.

Workout mimicked paddling out and surfing in. When paddling out, often you have to sprint. You must hammer to make it past the breakers and into the lineup.

Workout: Elevens with squats and Catalina wine chillers. On shore side, squats. Sprint to paddle out. While in the lineup, Catalina wine chillers. Catch a wave and ride it in! Rinse and repeat with Elevens as count.

Mosey to dirt parking lot to ride the tides. How many tides are in a day? Typically four–high, low, high, low

From greenway (low tide side), run to paved driveway (high tide side): 12 Merkins to represent high tide at 12 o’clock; run back down to greenway (low tide side), 6 Merkins to represent low tide at 6 o’clock. Rinse and repeat until we did a couple of days’ worth of tides.

Mary: Mosey to tennis courts. Ab work: Hammock without the hammock 20x; Superman arms to side 15x, arms overhead 15x. Pickle pounders 20x. Low slow flutter 20x. Box cutters 15x.
Announcements: Long a** run Saturday, see FB or Blue Hen for details

January Breathtaker: Over $1,000, tons of clothes, and workout participation for Healing Transitions

February Breathtaker: ALS. 2/9/19 Bid goes to “Men from Fuquay,” bidding $500 goes to Gump
Prayer: Shredder knee injury, Moby’s dad

Welcome FNG Edgar, who is now F3 E squared!

Record Attendance at Ivan

It was a big day.  Record attendance at Ivan, Clydesdale duel and Fritter shirts are in.

Warm Up:

Quick lap around the parking lot and then circled up for the following:
Side Straddle Hop
Mo Rocking Night Club
BatWing
10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
10 Fazio Arm Circles Backward
10 Seal Claps
10 Overhead Claps

The Workout:

Well there was a lot more people than, the workout the Q had planned, could handle.  Audible to the following Dora to get things started.

Partner Up.  Each Pax in the group did 100 Swings, 60 Pistol Rows and 60 Bench Presses.  While one pax was doing the exercises the other pax John Cusack, Tricep Extension or Bicep Curled themselves around the parking lot.

We then circled up to the following.  I’m going to miss something so I apologize ahead of time.

10 Man O Makers.  Boy I love this exercise.
Midget Love Handles
Seated Shoulder Presses
Flat on your back Kettlebell raise with crunch
Mini Turkish Getups.  This is a fantastic Ab exercise.
LBCs
Low Slow Flutter Kicks
Low Slow Pickle Pounders
Midget Love Handles

Mary:

Yoga stretches to prepare ourselves for the duel to follow Cletus.

Announcements:

ATT Run tomorrow.

Prayer:

Jimmer who had eye surgery.
Moby’s dad
Crab legs
Burford and his recovery
Shredder
Everyone to have a healthy run tomorrow.

Bro, Is It Even Winter?

Pax of 7 came out to enjoy the spring-like temperatures and a co-Q by Beater & Dovetail featuring black snakes, running backwards, and combatives.

EC (aka Beater’s Run at 5:15)

Warm Up:

Arm and leg stretches, good mornings, imperial walkers, hillbillies, OYO burpees, black Snake run around the school.

The Workout:

Modified Nolan Richardson: partner workout, one is working on reps while the other backpedals 50yds, does a Bobby Hurley, then jogs back. Partners switch and keep going until rep target is hit:

  • 75 burpees
  • 200 squats
  • 100 situps
  • 200 arm circles
  • 150 merkins

Combatives: sticky fingers/circle blocking/circle blocking with punch

Mary:

Outta time but had gotten in the situps in the workout

Announcements:

New workouts Monday & Thursday, ATT run Saturday, Deadbolt looking for a few PAX to help with the Military Family Symposium on 2/23 at Hope Community Church.

Prayer:

Shredder; Crablegs; Fonzi’s wife who was on the scene for a horrible motorcycle accident and is struggling with sleeping and other effects of the experience; Fonzi and 16-Bit’s friend who is taking care of his few kids under 4 while his wife is seeking mental care away from home.

BackPage?!? At Crazy Time!

YHC heard the Nantan had a friend HC’d – he didn’t expect to have 5 show up at 0430, including one blast from the past.

Warm Up:

1st mile
The Workout:

YHC, Deadbolt, and Mookie did Crazy Time as perscribed. Skidmark and BackPage modified but still put in work.

100 Burpees

200 Shoulder Tap Balls to the Wall

300 LBCs
Mary:

No 2nd mile happened – we were pressed for time to make Crazy Ivan
Announcements: N/A

Prayer: We were taken off and were off to Crazy Time.

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Warm Up:Mosey to Ampitheatre Gumby called a few

SSH, Daisy Pickers, L&R arm overhead Stretch, L&R over Chest, L&R Leg  over Stretch
The Workout: Jack Webb’s (7) No Rock

M’ERKIN -Box Jump – Over Head Press(Repeat)

Different PAX called the Count

Balls 2 Wall- 20(cadence)

PROTRACTORS-(15/45/90/45/15) 10ish count each(😂)

REPEAT 3X

Mosey to Rock Pile find a friend

PAX called 10 count with Rock

Bear Crawl 10Pushes, Plank Shuffle pushes back, curls, Overhead Press, Tri Extension, Rock press squat(2x), chest extension squat hold, Diamond M’erkin,

John Deere took over for some Lady Luck

Mosey back to Ampitheatre

First roll is Exercise 2nd roll is number of times.

2-Squats

3-WW2

4-Balls

5-2xM Burpees

6-Diamond

7-Spider M’erkin

8-Mountain Climber

9-Superman

10- Boat Canoe

11-Head,Shoulders,Knees,Toes

12-Box Cutter

Mosey to Flag for Mary

Mary: Boat Canoe Holds(Extended & Retracted) Flappy Birds
Announcements: Check FB/ Slack, New AO’s
Prayer: Lots of us are Down with the sickness or injuries, First Responders, Tofus Family Dog is being put down, John Deere’s Family…

KG Style Dora

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Kenny’s Grave was nice a warm for a February morning. Some old faces showed up, always good to see those cotters. YHC had no clue what to do for today’s workout. Ended up having too much material so we will save that for another day of punishment. Anywhoo, if you weren’t there you missed a good one.

Warm up with a lap around the track
Butt kickers and high knees over to parking area near court.

Warm Ups:
Frankenstein’s x10 IC
Imperial Squat Walker x10 IC
Daisy Pickers x10 IC
Merkins x10 IC
Michael Phelps x10 IC

Main Event:
Partner up, grab 1 good sized rock of your choice per group. Mosey over to cones and ladders in back of parking lot.

P1 runs course of cones and ladders with 5 burpees at half way point, then runs other side of course back down. Facing field during round 1, then forward facing rds 2 and 3.
P2 performs exercise with the rock then switch once P1 returns
100 – WWII’s
200 – rut rows (back straight, looking up)
300 – curls (no swinging) R22 has a new curl style nearing the end.
Plank jacks AMRAP at the end of each exercise for the six before starting next round. Time was running short so YHC will save the second part of today’s beatdown for next week. John Cusack for those with rocks back to the pile and those empty handed did hallelujahs on the mosey.

Mary:
Australia Snow Angels (Superman) x10 IC
Exaggerated Freddy Mercury x15 IC
James Bond’s x10 IC 3 positions (tough one)
Windshield wipers x15 IC

Verse:
Do Not Worry
Matthew‬ ‭6:25-26‬ ‭
““Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing? Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?”

We did name-o-rama in reverse so the repeat was hospital name. Also, YHC chose the 6 (Wrangler) to tell about himself and how F3 has impacted him. Thanks for sharing!

Announcements:
See slack and FB

Prayers: Crab Legs, Shredder, Moby’s dad, death of church member of Banana Seat, DD’s family, unspoken

YHC was gassed at the end of today’s beatdown. I needed that challenge. Thanks to those that continue to support Kenny’s Grave. Q needed in two weeks to lead.

BS Out!

Coupons Back at Possum Trot (Double D happy)

Warm Up:  Jog around tennis courts; circle up in parking lot with 20 SSH, 10/10 Fazio Arm, 10 Vegetation Grabbers, 10 Hillbillies, Static Arm Stretches, 10 Windmills, 10 Good am.

The Workout:  3 Firehoses, 40lb dumbbells and a PVC pipe filled with water were used by PAX throughout the work that began at the parking lot.  PAX carried coupons to the lower area near the snack building.  Dropped the coupons and headed over to the hill by the fence for 11’s with merkins at the bottom of the hill and LBCs at the top.  Long 10-count on the last merkin for good measure.  Mosey to the snack building and performed BTTW and Seated Chair 3X each with counts of 10, 15 and 20 by Dauber.  Looking at the glorious coupons, Dauber diced the PAX into 4 groups of three.  The idea was each PAX grabbed one coupon and jogged around the snack building 1-2X while the other PAX member cranked out various exercises called by a PAX/Dauber.  Exercises included Burpees, LBCs, Pickle pounders, Prisoner Squats, low-slow flutters, etc. ranging from 10-30 count.  Modify loved the Pickle-pounder cadence/count – 30?   Lots of happy PAX breaking a sweat for sure in the balmy 50 degrees.  Coupons were dropped as Dauber had PAX conduct 10 L/R leg-ups on the wall.  Double D took over for Dauber as he shedded clothing and cranked out Derkins/Erkins.  PAX mosey to the beginning of the wall and began a crossover hand maneuver along the wall to the end navigating through a set of steps.  Dauber led the PAX back to the start and set up in a derkin position with the intent of having PAX crawl under the tunnel that was formed.  Unfortunately, one PAX decided to not follow directions and threw that idea out the window by placing their hands back on the wall and performing erkins.  Regardless, PAX added to their arm workout.  DoubleD and LED helped roll up the hoses and PAX carried remain7coupons up the road back to the main parking lot near Dauber’s car.  PAX held squat until the 6th joined in.  Thinking we were close to Mary, Dauber decided to take the PAX on a cool-down jog back around the tennis courts.  And then he spotted the big hill:  opportunity to do at least one bear crawl up the hill; 10 dips on the guardrail (OYO) and safely hopped over said guardrail and ran down the sidewalk back to the bottom of the hill.  No time for Rinse/Repeat.  Mosey to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary:  Various core exercises including box-cutters, LBCs, WWIIs and then YOGA.  Dauber needed help remembering the names of the poses:  Warrior I, II, Downward dog, cobra, Pigeon, chaturanga,

Announcements:  ATT on Saturday – See Slack; lots of announcements on FB too.

Prayer:  Double D’s dad, Shredder, Moby’s dad, Brexitt, lots of injuries (PAX, family); LED spoke about a family in need and how men were already stepping up with meals/gift cards.  Dauber took us out in prayer.

NOTE:  no EC Run today although LED was ready to go…sorry no Fritter Foundation

Additionally, During name-o-rama, PAX finished with their hospital names.  Interesting fact:  we have a Junior among us (as in first name Junior).  Getting to know our brothers.

Q-Source:  Catan had 4 PAX including Gump, Double D, Modify and Dauber.  Discussed Preparedness.  Nice discussion on “getting right, living right, leading right and leaving right.”

Huge pleasure leading these men.  Thank you.  Dauber