QSWAP DAY 5: UTI ….. FOREVER MORE….
A pre-blast was sent to Carpex and South Wake looking for support for the to-be Q at Dazed and Confused. With the numbers that these two regions have the potential to bring, YHC thought this was an appropriate time to swallow his pride and make the request for a name change. I know… I know… I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me! But if there was ever a time to get the votes I needed, it would be today. And hey, I’ve heard some of the mumblechatter about South Wake naming. Peeping Tom’s name got shortened to PT when he moved to Carpex – Carpex will be sympathetic to my plight…. right?
1000 HCs were requested, the votes came in…
Carpex –
- 10 HCs
- 4 Laughed with me (I think)
- 1 SC
- 2 “Peeing” emoji – inappropriate!!! EXACTLY THE SORT OF THING I’M TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM!!! Calm… Calm…
- 1 “No Entry” emoji – I assume this just means no, I’m not trying to enter anything… Minds in the gutter in this region…
SouthWake
- 8-ish HCs
- A whole bunch of protests – “We Love You UTI… Never change..” stuff like that
- A threat that I would be “Getting an English Ripping” – Australians… Am I right?
As 187 commented on the pre-blast, “UTI ….. FOREVER MORE….”
***I had no intention of changing my name. Do we even have 1000 PAX between our 2 regions? If 1000 had HC’d or shown up I might have had to change my name… I mean that would be some vote! This exercise was for fun and a mockery of those posts you often see out on the social medias. I scouted the FB pages of some of my elderly relatives for research and treaded lightly around the ones that focus on serious illnesses. This was my inspiration 😀
EC: Warbucks, Full House, The Joker, 187, Skidmark, Lipstick, Pikachu
FNGs: Too Scared…
Warm Up: Mozy under the parking deck
Circle Up
1 Burpee
Daisy Pickers
2 Burpees
Windmills
3 Burpees
Imperial Walkers\Hillbillies
4 Burpees
SSH
5 Burpees
The Workout:
Thang 1
Count off 1,2,3
- Group 1 Top of the Deck, Star Jumps until relieved
- Group 2 Stairs, run to the top to relieve Group 1
- Group 3 Bottom of the Deck, WWIIs until relieved
Groups 1, 2, and 3 cycled through this rotation until all 3 groups completed 10 climbs up the stairs
*Flaw in the structure of this, should have created groups of 3 and had them split up into 3 stations, continuing the rotation as a team of 3. T-claps to Shut-In and other PAX that started calling out group numbers as they got to their new stations to help keep everyone moving. Lesson learned for next time 😀
Thang 2
All PAX to the top of the parking deck, line up on the half wall
Bear Crawl the long way down the lot stopping at each light pole for 5 Merkins OYO
T-Claps to Theismann for calling out Chill Cut moves (and not Have A Nice Day) while we brought in the 6. Lucky Charms and Pikachu – you guys are fast on those Bear Crawls!!!
Return to the other side of the lot – this time Lunge Walks, 10 LBCs at each light pole.
Thang 3
Mozy to the opposite stair case and descend. People’s Chair while we wait for the 6.
Partner-up, Balls 2 the Wall / Sprints Out and Back on the short length of the deck. AND SWITCH
5x per partner
Mary: Runners Pose each side, Pigeon Pose each side, Have A Nice Day!
Announcements:
- Q-Swap Week Continues Saturday – Banana Seat has your Q at Pheonix (Bond Park)
- 2f2f lunch today at noon, Societa in RTP
- Yahoo is back and safe
- M4L, Shout out to the regular HIM that are making the trip to Bergdaw (sp?) – Encourage more of that from all PAX.
T-Claps (Recognition): Thanks all for the great week in Carpex. YHC completed a 5 pack in your beautiful region. Terrific Hosts, putting 5-stars in Yelp, I’ve LIKED your FB page
Prayer:
- Disco Duck is moving mom into a retirement home. Prayers for a smooth transition.
- Meatloaf’s 2.0 is heading back to college
- Prayers for Chicken Little’s brother or friend. No details but he needs your prayers.
- Service men/women
- South Wake’s own, Walaby
- UTI prayed that Carpex might actually “bring it” next week… I guess we’ll see… 😀