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Sheepdawgpound

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Yoshi, Dumbo, Shredder, Lipstick, Yogurt, Big Ditch, Norm,
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Ran around the parking lot and circled up.
Will the Pax bounce I did a terrible job explaining the main event.
We did some other warm up excessive. Everyone felt froggy.

The Workout:

At each light pole was a stop. 2 x 36# and 2 x 22# kettlebells where carried to each pole and back to the start. The Pax was doing build them up suicides. This means at Pole 1 they did Break Dancers (Side kicks). At the start they only did break dancers. At Pole 2 they did 5 Prisoner Squat Get Up Squat Jumps. At the start line they did 3 break dancers and 5 Prisoner Squat Get Up Squat Jumps. We kept going until we learned how to defend ourselves.

Exercises:
Pole 1: 3 Break Dancers
Pole 2: 5 Prisoner Squat Get Up Squat Jumps
Pole 3: 10 Carolina Dry Docks
Pole 4: 20 in cadence LBCs

Mary:

Modified Onnit 6 minute abs

Plank Hold
Peter Parkers
Mountain Climbers
Big Boy Situps
Bicycle
Russian Twist
Bowl

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:
Martini
Yogurt’s Mom

The Warden Went Down To Captain Caveman

The Warden went down to Caveman and he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a bind cause he was way behind and looking to make a deal. He came across the HIM sitting in his truck and he say boy let me tell you what. I bet you didn’t know but im an EC’er too and if you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you. Now you run pretty good ole boy but give the Warden his due, I’ll bet a Mace of gold against your soul that says I’m better than you. The boy said my name Dahmer and it might be sin, but ill take your bet to cause your gonna regret as I’m the best that’s ever been. Dahmer raise up your lighted vest and run your legs hard cause Hell’s broke loose in the Springs and the warden outs of the Quay, if you run this 2 miles hard you get this shiny Mace made of steel and if you lose you have to work out anyway.

The warden said let me start this show and AC/DC flew from his phone and a band of HIM’s joined in Lipstick, Hurts-a-Little, and Tail Pipes joined in and sounded something like this.

A mosey around the parking lot and up the stairs for a 22 count of Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers/Hillibilies followed by some up, side, and back parking lot tracing back to the start for a few good mornings and weed pickers.

Well, that’s pretty good old son, but get in the circle and let me show you how its done, 7 stations around the horn, with a sandbag for clean and press, Mace for around the world, pain stick for Squats, Mace for lunge and shoot, Abs wheel for pain, Mace for controlled overhead chop and the heavy Mace for row your boats.

Pax rise up your effort and hit those exercises hard as the Warden is in the garage having fun, 2 mins of strait go child go, rotate and go get some more. 2 trips around the sun and we were done.

Now the Warden may have bowed his head because he knew that he was beat, by that workout that took the pax around the parking deck concrete. But when it was said and done, we will try again cause I told yall once ya son of bi!$ch I’m the best (Warden) that’s ever been, in South Wake..haha

Announcements: The May contest continues, let’s remember to accelerate each other for the right reasons.

Closed in Prayer

Indian Run Stackem Up Suicide for Fritters

Pax of 12 came out for EC (1 just for EC) and 22 for the main event to help support some #HIM as they continued their journey to become a member of the #fritterfoundation

Warm Up:

2 laps around the parking lot. SSH IC x 20, IW IC x 10, HB IC x 10, Fazio Arm Circles IC x 10 forward x 10 backwards, michael phelps
The Workout:

Pax split in groups of 4 or 5 and began their indian run to the road that runs adjacent to the large parking lot.  Pax then began their stackem up suicide in indian run with 5 pain stations at each intersection on the road.  Pax ran to station 1 and did assigned exercise, then back to the beginning to repeat exercise from station 1.  Then run to station 2 to complete assigned exercise, then back to beginning to repeat station 1 and station 2 exercise, and so on… until all stations were complete and all exercises were repeated and stacked together at the beginning.  Exercises were as follows:  Station 1: 5 prisoner cell merkin burpees (PCMBs), Station 2: 10 Turkish getups, Station 3: 15 WWIIs, Station 4: 20 merkins, Station 5: 25 Prisoner Squats.  Pax then did indian run back to flag for Mary
Mary:

LBC ICx20, Single leg homer to marge x 10 each side.
Announcements:

Fritter foundation continues at Ivan tomorrow with pre-run at 5:05, Please wear a red shirt on Fridays to support those deployed serving our country.  Breath Taker challenge final bid at Cletus COT for next week.
Prayer:

Friend of M4L diagnosed with prostate cancer, crab legs, boy george’s son, all those dealing with challenges in their life, unspoken prayers

Glow Ball

Dawgpound posting for Blue Hen


Warm Up
:

The Q welcomed the two FNG’s (Tailpipe and Homie) to the group, short disclaimer, and then it was time to get moving.  After a few up and down running the hill near the basketball court the PAX were lead to the Salmander HSHM Finish line ramp.

  • Boat Canoe X 20 (Fan Favorite)
  • Little Baby SSH X 20 (The old Q had some low mumble chatter about winging the Q… c’mon man you know better)
  • Good mornings X 20
  • Merkins X 20

The Workout:

From the bottom of the ramp broad jump burpees were called out.  An audible was called to stop half way and run up to the top of the ramp.  Plank hold for the six and we were off to the wall.  People’s chair Indian run for one round and then a group run down to the basketball courts.

Everyone got in groups of three while the Q ran to get a glow soccer ball out from the bush it was hidden  in prior to the start of the fun. When Q’ing I enjoy trying out new things.  Crab soccer was a success and the PAX has enjoyed Ultimate Frisbee so Glow Basketball made sense to introduce.  The PAX dived into three groups.  Group one would run around Ting park.  Stopping at the bottom of the ramp for 10 burpees, top of the ramp 20 merkins, and top corner 10 more burpees before returning to the courts.  The other two faced off on an intense game of Glow Ball.  Rules: Double full court (either basket on each side counted), no dribbling or running with the ball, if the ball hit the ground, everyone did a merkin and the other team got the ball, if a team scores, the other team had to do a burpee (there were not many scores).

Observations from Glow Basketball: 1. The Southwake Pax have very limited basketball abilities 2. Dawgpound brings the intesity just like Ultimate 3. The SouthWake Pax can’t jump 4. Playing basketball in the dark makes it very difficult to know what team you are on 5. Emeril should stick to hockey.

After each group did their run around Ting park that was a wrap with 10 minutes for Mary and COT.

Mary:

6 inch leg hold (10 count) right into 33 inch leg hold (10 count) right into 45 inch leg hold right into American Hammers (10 count) right into Freddie Mercury (10 count) right into boat canoe (10 count).

Announcements:
Prayer:

It is always an honor to lead this group.  Prayers were lifted for CrabLegs, Ausfart, and those unspoken.