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YHC arrived to an empty parking lot. Flag planted, Tracer vest buckled, and a quick warm-up before heading out on what looked like a solo EC run. But 187 emerges from the darkness with a few minutes to spare. We return to find POTS and Slaughter in the parking lot chatting about the safe side of the train tracks in Greenville. Bobby Dall rolls in and with a little over a minute to go, Banana Seat makes a surprise appearance. 0530 hits and we were off for a core focused beatdown.

EC: 187 (+commute), Warbucks
FNGs: Too scared
Warm Up:
Warm up lap around parking lot.
Circle up for:
Goofball x20 IC
SSH x20 IC
Imperial Walkers x10 IC
Hillbilly x10 IC
Good mornings x10 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 fw/x10 bw IC
Overhead claps x10 IC
Morrocan night clubs x20
Randy’s x20 (YHC called these Ralphies, but corrected it. Their brothers, close enough..)

Mosey over to urgent care parking lot, taking great care to be safe.

The Workout:
YHC advised PAX to partner up, but it turns out we didn’t need partners.

Thing 1: 4 Corners of Abs
PAX ran to corner 1, do exercise, corner 2, do exercise…, until all corners were covered. 3 rounds were performed with reps 20, 25, and 30. Some interesting mumblechatter broke out about eye contact during pickle pounders.

Corner 1: LSF
Corner 2: Pickle Pounders
Corner 3: (American) Hammer Time
Corner 4: LBCs

Carefully cross the street and head down the trail to nowhere.

Thing 2: Muddy BTTW Tunnel
YHC found some wall and instructed PAX to hold BTTW while person at the end of line bear crawls under PAX to front of line, indian run style. This was done by a few PAX, but the mud made bear crawling too slippery for 187 so we modified to bear crawl in front of PAX. After 1 round, we moved to people’s chair. Several rounds were performed. This is where YHC has a partner exercise planned, but audibled for time sake.

Mosey back toward flag and line up on long stretch of parking lot.

Thing 3: Stack-em up Hundreds
PAX found a spot on their 6 in a parking spot, out of the way of any traffic. 1 set of Hundreds was performed, then run to the other end of the parking lot for 15 merkins. Run back to other end of lot for another set of Hundreds, then back across for 15 merkins + 15 squats. Back across for 50 homer to marge + 50 LBCs (100 total) and run back across for 15 merkins + 15 squats + 15 burpees.

Time was up, so a quick mosey back to the flag for an out of breath COT.

Mary: Not today. We got plenty of core work in during workout.

Announcements:
Q-sheet is empty, let’s fill it up for the rest of the year. Only 9 more weeks!
Purple Cobra will need some Q’s while YHC is out after baby is born.
Frosty Dec 7th, Christmas party Dec 14th.

T-Claps (Recognition): Banana Seat for making the trek out to Purple Cobra, the premium Tuesday AO.

Prayer:
Praise for Slots new baby!
Banana Seat’s 2.0 battling sickness.
YHC’s M for remainder of pregnancy.
YHC brother in-law’s father passed unexpectedly.

YHC took us out.

You-Pick-U-Turn

FNGs: Dauber’s daughter
Warm Up: high knees / butt kickers, Frankensteins, Fozio arm circles, Daisy pickers
The Workout: YHC let Pax decide on their own route. Most were going for 6-7 miles (YHC went for 3). Weather was great and everyone returned safe and sound.
Announcements: Frosty CSAUP
Prayer: PAX running Tuna

Tiger War

It was  a brisk morning rolling into  TigerBlood with a good crowd ready to get after it.  After a quick check for FNG’s the PAX were off to get things under way.

FNGs: nope

Warm Up:

Ran along the side of the middle school towards the track for with some butt kickers, karaoke, and high knees along the way.  The PAX knocked out 2 laps around the track stopping along the way for SSH X 20, dips X20, Good Mornings X 20, Fazio Arm Circles X 20, Step up on bleachers X 20, and squat hold Moroccan night clubs X20.  Mosey behind the schools making our way to the far parking lot next to the elementary school.

The Workout:

War

The Pax paired up and 8 went to one side of the parking lot and the other 8 remained on one side of the lot.  The Q had prepared a special deck of cards for War, but realized when pulling the deck out that the wrong deck of cards was brought. There were some secret jokers in the other deck that will have to come out next time.Here is how the Game of F3 War went down…

Each group had half a deck of cards.  One person from each group took turns pulling a card.

Round 1:

  • Diamond – LBC
  • Hearts – SSH
  • Spades – Squat jumps
  • Clubs – Boat Canoes

The highest card was the winner and everyone had to do the exercise and amount of reps based on the card number.  Face cards were 10 and Ace was 11. The losing team had to do 1 burpee after the exercises were complete.  Both groups had to run down the parking lot to third light pole and back ready to pull the next card. Peak Week and the Q faced offed for a good ole’ fashioned duel going into double war.  Peak Week just lost and the penalty was 10 burpees for his team.

Round 2:

  • Diamond – little baby dips on the curbs
  • Hearts –  Star jumps
  • Spades –  merkins
  • Clubs –  SSH
  • Face Cards – run to the 1st island and back, run to the 1st light pole and back, run to the 2nd island and back

Same rules apply to round 2 but there wasn’t a run after each card was pulled unless it was a face card.  One good ole’ fashioned duel went down again with the Q, but this time was beat out and a 5 burpee penalty was applied.

With some mumble chatter about the definition of a boot camp and the amount of running the PAX finished WAR and assembled into two indian runs making their way back  to the parking lot for Mary.

Mary:

Six inch leg hold moving to twelve inch back to six inch up to twelve inch and into flutter kick.

Announcements:

SlideRule mentioned a shield challenge with four men drinking a beer together for the month of January.  He also mentioned starting a small group bible study  in the new year.  More details to follow.

Prayer:

Prayers were lifted for the family and friends of the 14 year old girl that was hit by a car in Holly Springs yesterday and lost her life. Prayers were also lifted for a friend of Banana Seat that died of a heart attack along with all unspoken prayers.

It is always good to get out and lead the group.  Watch out for the Joker in the future.

Nothing But Net

YHC overslept slightly and knew he was going to miss the EC crowd. After quickly getting ready and out the door, I pull up to the stoplight and see Emeril headed toward Disney. I rolled down the window to try and convince him to follow me to Tiger Blood, but he wasn’t playing any games. He was ready to run the Disney PAX to death. As I pull into the lot at 0507, I see the EC crowd of Axe, 187, Bernie, and Lipstick just leaving , so I quickly grab my tracer and try to catch them. After a brisk half-mile sprint, I catch them as they missed turn for Gable Ridge. Bernie and Lipstick had other plans, so 187, Axe, and YHC turn back to get on track. Just before getting to Holly Springs Rd, we picked up a friendly Pokemon who surprised us when he said he was only on mile 2, not 20. So we headed back to Holly Ridge just in time to see Coal Ash swerving around trying to find the entrance to Tiger Blood. Slaughter and the 12 Oaks clown car roll up and at 0530, we’re ready to roll.

EC:

FNGs: None, the heard Emeril was Q’ing at Disney

Warm Up:
Mosey to back parking lot for:

SSH x20, The goofball x20, daisy pickers x10, mountain climbers x20, moroccan night clubs x10, seal claps x10

Mosey over near the basketball courts.

The Workout:
Thang 1 – Double 7’s

We started out with 7’s from the playground to the parking lot gate. YHC called scorpion dry docks at the playground and pistol squats, 1 each leg. Flanigan suggested we do 1 on each leg for dry docks as well, hence the double 7’s.

Thang 2 – Shoot around

Over to the basketball court to see what kind of ballers made it out to Tiger Blood. PAX lined up and did an exercise called by YHC while PAX took turns taking a shot. We began by doing 1 burpee for a miss and adding 1 after each miss. This turned out to be a terrible idea with this group. After missing the 6 or the first 7 shots, YHC decided we’d wait until the end of each round to do penalty burpees. The terrible shooting continued for 5 rounds and quite a few burpees done after each round. We had a round of horrible dunks, 3 pointers, and free throws.

Exercises done: plank hold, squat hold, plank jacks, SSH, Al Gore’s, and lots of penalty burpees.

Mosey over to the long parking lot.

Thang 3 – Merkin Shuffle + Guantanamo’s

PAX partnered up for Merkin shuffle (5 shuffle steps + increasing pattycake merkins). YHC didn’t do a good job on explaining the proper count for pattycake merkins (2 merkins = 1 count). We struggled through the count until we hit the 1st island.

We then switched to Guantanamo’s until the 2nd island, then back to merkin shuffle. YHC tried counting left, right = 1, but PAX didn’t get that either, even cadence counting didn’t work. As this fell apart, we switched back to Guantanamo’s to the 3rd island.

A sprint back to grab the basketball then mosey back to the start for Mary.

Mary:
As noted in the pre-blast, we did some spelling. PAX held a 6 inch hold and spelled the alphabet (capital letters) with both feet together. This was so much fun at Purple Cobra Tuesday, that YHC brought it back out.

Just after our spelling lesson, Bernie and Lipstick showed back up for a little Mary and CoT.

LBCs x20
Hello Dolly x20
Homer to marge x20 x10 right/x10 left
American Hammers x20

Announcements:
Picnic this weekend, Neuse River trail run Saturday (see Pikachu for details)

T-Claps (Recognition):
To all the PAX who showed up today and were unashamed to show off their terrible shooting skills.

Prayer:
Praise for Shredder’s return to the gloom, Bernie’s family, classmate’s mother who passed unexpectedly

YHC took us out.

Get On the Philly Bus V2

With the excitement of UTI (HIM) pushing the limit on breathtaker to raise $ and awareness for the Travis Manion Foundation and a big game for the Philadelphia Eagles playing Flanigan and BlueHen decided to dial up version 2 of Get On the Philly Bus at TigerBlood.  Version one was held prior to their Super Bowl LII championship and certainly brought some good philly mojo the hope was alive that the same would hold true and the birds could get back on track.  The BB was intentially delayed until the outcome of this game.  The Birds are back baby – Discount Double take tossed up an interception to seal the cheesehead fate with seconds left in the game! Fly Eagles Fly!

Although TigerBlood got beat out by Disney due to a mole (M4L)  coming over to BlueHens house at 7:45 to distract him and Flanigan allowing for bids to come in at 7:58, we were happy to help contribute to a great cause and in the end it looks like everyone won – additional $ for Travis Manion and Birds Victory!

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up:

Mosey over to  the parking log behind the middle school.

  • SSH X 11  (BlueHen)
  • Good Morning X 7 (Flanigan)
  • Clock Merkins (BlueHen) 1-wins this year,  3- Super bowls, 10 NFC East Championships, 11 Carson Wentz

The Workout:

Eye of the Tiger

The PAX made their way over  to the track.  While BlueHen fired up the Philly DJ stand, Flanigan directed the PAX to do 3 hot laps around the track stopping after each lap to knock out 13 merkins (in honor of Agholor catching babies).  Eye Of the Tiger was planing and the PAX needed to make their way back before the song ends or a penalty would be applied.  The PAX made it back and no penalty  was needed

E A G L E S

The PAX transitioned into an indian run over to the far side of the elementary school parking lot near the bloody wall.  Everyone partnered up for a round of E A G L E S.

E – Empty wheelbarrows. With partner empty wheelbarrow from bloody wall to middle of parking lot, switch and make their way back.  The facial expressions while crabwalking with a partner lifting the legs were classic.

A – Australian mountain climbers.  Everyone on the wall for 20 count of AMC .

G – Goofballs.  The PAX did 20 IC Goofballs.

L – LBC’s.  The PAX did 20 IC LBC’s.

E – Empty wheelbarrows.  Time for another round of partner empty wheelbarrows.  (fan favorite)

S – Star jumps. the PAX did 20 star jumps IC.

Rocky (Gonna Fly Now) Tabata

The  PAX made their way over past the tiger prints to the front of the elementary school and everyone found a spot at what of the tables.

With Gonna Fly Now playing two rounds of Tabata as follows went down.

Set 1 – box jumps & merkins

Set 2 – box jumps & derkins

Set 3 – dips & Urkins

Set 4 – squats & dips

Rinse and repeat four times.

Prior to Mary two rounds of wind sprints in the parking lot.  Partner one sprint to the greasy pole while the other partner did squats.  Rinse and repeat.

 

Mary:

The pax took turns with several rounds of ab exercises bringing as we closed things out. Plenty of sweat with minimal blood.
Announcements:

F3 Southwake picnic coming up Oct. 12.

T-Claps (Recognition):

UTI – he continues to do great work with the breathtaker and raising $ and awareness for Travis Manion Foundation.  As mentioned earlier, although TigerBlood got beat out by Disney due to a mole (M4L)  coming over to BlueHens house at 7:45 to distract him and Flanigan allowing for bids to come in at 7:58, we were happy to help contribute to a great cause!

Prayer:

Warbuck’s babysitter who has been sick.

Full Body Beatdown

As promised in the pre-blast, YHC led a full body beatdown and there was an FNG. YHC rolled in around 0500 and noticed the construction crew was setup in our usual parking spot, but at 0500 there aren’t a lot of folks at Harris Teeter so a parking spot was found. I was quickly greeted by Axe and Maybelline and 0505 we headed off on an EC run. We returned to find a handful of Pax waiting to get started and 1 FNG that YHC headlocked into coming out. A quick disclaimer and we were off.

EC: Axe, Maybelline, Warbucks

FNGs: Slaughter

Warm Up:
SSH x20
Windmill x10
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 fw / x10 bw
Seal claps x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Jack webbs: 1:3 up to 10:30. Arms were warm, now for some leg action.

Mosey to Goodwill parking lot and partner up, but we really didn’t need partners. We did Slow 7’s – Monkey humpers at 1st island and star jumps at the other island, lunge walking between. Legs done, now for some more arm work.

I don’t have a name for this one, but it was my creation, so I think it needs one. Staying with partners, partner 1 got into wheelbarrow and took 4 “steps” then did 1 merkin, took 8 “steps” and did 2 merkins. This repeated until each partner got to 40:10, switching as needed.

Mosey to the loading dock wall for a staple at Purple Cobra. Split into 2 groups for:

2 rounds of:
People’s Chair and Donkey Hydrants x20

2 rounds of:
BTTW and Alternating shoulder taps

Mosey to guard rail for a set of irkins, derkins, dips.

Mosey back to start for Mary:

Mary:
American Hammers x20
Low Slow Flutter x20
Box Cutters x10
Boat Canoes x20 IC
LBCs x20

Announcements:
F3 Picnic on Oct 12
ShamWow leading a Hal Higdon ½ marathon plan for HSHM. More details to be posted to social channels.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Chips family traveling and loss of several Troopers over the past few years in September.
Injured Pax and unspoken