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R4TJ – Gorging on Turkey with the Family

This Thanksgiving story is a true one.  The names have been changed to protect the innocent…

It’s that time of year again.  Time to be thankful, sit down with your family, make a side-dish, share a feast, and pass out on a couch to football.  You expect that Cousin Red has hosting responsibilities.  He always hosts… Out of nowhere he texts (doesn’t call) and asks me to host just the night before the big day.  I don’t have a plan, what will I make?  I realize Red has no idea who is coming or how many people I have to serve.

Frantically, I send out invitations and ask for RSVPs.  I get a few actual RSVPs – my brother Corey (big help when planning out the meal budget) and cousin Mark (you should see this guy clean-up after dinner).  Otherwise, lots of questions and comments from the peanut gallery. Stephen (always the match-maker at our get togethers) liked this picture I sent in the invitation but he’s not coming, Jaron (the cousin that think’s he’s some sort of comic book character) says he’ll send some of his high quality H2O but he isn’t coming, and my boy Olson says he has a Full House of his own to deal with…

I hope I make enough! … What if I make too much? … Do I have enough chairs? …  Who am I kidding we don’t sit at R4TJ.  Family! Am I Right?

EC: Nemo, Pikachu, UTI

My brother Andrew showed up unexpectedly.  I figured he might turn up on his way out of town but I just wasn’t sure.  As I stepped out to greet him, Chris shot by the door.  (I swear that guys moves like lightning).  The time I had set in the invitation for appetizers arrived so we got started, figured no one else would be coming.  2ish miles of EC was on the menu.  It was something I’d discovered long ago on a visit to Paradise City.  By the time we were done other guests had started to trickle in.

FNGs: Zilch – It would be nice if some of these guys had more friends to bring along to dinner.  The more the merrier I always say…

Warm Up:  Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins, Burpees (Thanks Katniss), Butt Kickers, High Knees

We got started with some light stretching.  Meals at R4TJ are no joke and you really need to stretch things out to make room.  Right as we got started, Brian tore into the driveway.  He said he’d planned on going to Jeff’s get together but put in the wrong address.  Since he was so close to my house… he just made himself at home… Oy!  We added a card table, threw a table cloth on it and let him join us.  It’s Thanksgiving after all and he brought a few cans for sides…

The Workout:

For those of us that came with an empty stomach and a hefty appetite.  YHC served a beautiful whole bird.  If you had to equate the amount of meat to a distance – I’d say it was about 5 miles of Turkey.  If you went back for more (like Chris did – More than a few times I might add – that guy can really dig in) you might get more like 10 miles out of that bird.  Truly a feast!

Guests seeking something on the lighter side opted for the neck and the dark meat.  Chad (we call him Rut – hunters like the gross stuff) was happy to deliver.  Such a long neck on this thing.  3 miles of meat (I know its strange but my family has always measured their meat in miles.)

Mary:  We didn’t invite her.  Always brings up politics at the table.  Gets Corey all bent out of shape.  She winds up drunk and things really get strange after that…  Not worth the hassle.

Announcements: Convergence tomorrow at Tiger Blood, 6AM.  Friendsgiving at M4Ls on Thursday, Frosty, Christmas Party, Oakwood 24, BRR registration opens soon, there was more and I hope its all on Slack.  With all the tryptophan and you just start getting sick of your family… It’s like Blah Blah Blah….

T-Claps (Recognition): These go to Josh and Brian – This was Kosher’s 3rd post in South Wake and he came out for 3 miles at R4TJ.  I’d say its a bit rare for our newcomers to show at R4TJ especially when running hasn’t been their thing recently.  Great work Kosher and welcome to the family.  Katniss delivered the goods, the canned goods that is!

Prayer: Mark lead us in prayer (again, strange family, prayers after the meal).  Great message from Corey about being mindful/grateful for what we have in our families.  Bring all 3Fs to your table this year.  Be great fathers, brothers, husbands, etc. as we always talk about.  Keep Quiver and family in your prayers.  Consider those

2nd F:  Once all the crazies left… Brian, Corey, Chris, Josh, and I (Jon) went over to Panera for some after-dinner coffee.

Left turn Clyde

 

 

 

 

 

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up: 10 x SSH and 10 x Daisy Pickers in cadence. Discussed the routes and headed out.

The Workout: The 3 mile group ran an out and back from Ting to Main Street. The rest of the group continued past Main Street to finish the Little Dipper route….except Boogie and Iceman. They missed the turn at Stinson and YHC was the 6 but unable to get their attention as they continued down Grisby.  I dropped the ball and am sorry for not keeping you guys on the route.

Mary:   🙁

Announcements: Holly Springs Half Marathon/5k this weekend, CSAUP Dec 7, and Christmas Party Dec 14. Check Slack and FB for details.

T-Claps (Recognition): Boogie and Iceman for making it back to the gloom.

Prayer: Slide Rule and his family in the last month of pregnancy, Master Shake and his family, Quiver and his family, PAX running this weekend

Solid work this morning men.

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead.

Return of the Little Dipper

EC: Nemo, Redenbacher

FNGs: None

Warm Up: 10 x SSH, 10 x Daisy Pickers, 7 x Frankensteins (cut short due to some mumblechatter about “isn’t this a running AO??”) All exercises in cadence.

The Workout: PAX split off into two groups for the 3 mile and 5 mile route. Rut lead the 3 mile group on an out and back to to Town Hall.  YHC was the 6 on the 5 mile route with the old school Little Dipper route.  Great job men!

Mary: Not today, short on time.

Announcements: Slide Rule will be rolling out a Shield Lock Challenge in the next few weeks. Check Slack for more information.

T-Claps (Recognition): Rut for stepping in to lead with UTI downrange, Slide Rule for the Shield Lock Challenge

Prayer: Banana Seat’s daughter, Bernie and his family, Rut and his family with their upcoming travels, young girl from HS Springs involved in accident

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead.

Rain or Shine

EC:  Nemo, Redenbacher, UTI

FNGs:  Not today.

Warm Up: All exercises in cadence. 10 X SSH, 10 X Frankensteins, 10 X Daisy Pickers. Discussed the routes and off we go.

The Workout:

We got a few minutes into the run and the rain starting falling. Made for a nice refreshing run this morning. About a mile into the run, YHC realized he forgot to secure the R4TJ standard issue shovel flag TP roll prior to departure. Don’t worry men, a fresh roll will be available next week in case you are in need.

3 Mile Route:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 Mile Route:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary:   Still MIA.

Announcements:   Check Slack and Facebook.

T-Claps (Recognition):  All PAX for showing up in the rain to get some miles in. Good work men.

Prayer:  Rut and his family with all of the traveling they will be doing in the next few weeks, unspoken.

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead.

11 PAX for PSs at PC

FNGs:none. Sorry for the delay on BB

Warm Up: PAX ran to back of HT for some good mornings, windmills, fozio arm circles 10 front then 10 back, imperial walkers, hillbillies and side straddle hops all in cadence

The Workout: Pain stations! PAX partnered up for 3:30 minute rounds of various exercises completing 7 stations.

Mary: Time was tight but we did BoatCanoes and Dying Cockroaches

Announcements: M4L charity event and upcoming F3 picnic.

T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Emeril and Warbucks for some running. Pablo, Coal Ash, Sarah Beth and myself for some Yoga.

Prayer: Lift up Bobby Dall’s and Promise Ring’s family having surgery and battling leukemia.

 

PSA for R4TJ

EC: Cowboy, Dawgpound, Emeril, Lipstick, Nemo, Redenbacher, Skidmark, UTI, Warbucks

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Some good mumblechatter, discussed the routes and headed out.

The Workout:

UTI was enfuego with his Public Service Announcement for R4TJ this week and as a result, a strong contingent of PAX were fired up and ready for some miles. We aim to please at R4TJ so YHC had a 3 mile and 5 mile option available for PAX to take advantage of this morning.

3 Mile Route:

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 Mile Route:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary: MIA

Announcements: F3 Family picnic October 12th.

Sign up sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wdWIZv-meI2jnoS8Kgl0g5fCiBk9lBbIyXsDGdXTyyc/edit?usp=sharing

T-Claps (Recognition): Emeril, Lipstick, Nemo, and Warbucks for picking up the 6.

Prayer: Bernie and his family, unspoken

YHC took us out. It was an honor to lead.

Plenty of Options…

EC: Lipstick, Nemo, Redenbacher

FNGs: None

Warm Up: 10 x SSH and 10 x Daisy Pickers. Discussed the routes and headed out.

The Workout:  There was a 3 mile and 5 mile option today at R4TJ. The majority of the group ran the 5 mile route and a few PAX got some extra miles in as well. YHC  was glad to see some new faces to take advantage of the 3 mile option and I headed out with them. YHC had taken the necessary precautions prior to departing the house to ensure there was not a repeat of the DNA retention issue. I wore a red shirt though, just in case…

Mary: MIA

Announcements:  Family picnic October 12th. Check Slack and Facebook for details.

T-Claps (Recognition): Rut and Master Shake. Glad you came out for some miles and good work!

Prayer: Continued prayers for Bernie and his wife, Shredder, Crablegs, unspoken

YHC took us out. It was an honor to lead.

1 Year for Purple Cobra as a Site

This morning 14 Pax gathered for some new and some legacy Purple Cobra site exercises.  YHC started this site 1 year ago on 9/25/2018 and for the next 5 months or so led multiple beatdowns.  Some of these were revisited today for the 1 year site special.  Thanks to all who attended!

FNGs: None
Warm Up: The usual warm up lap out and through the Cobra Sunrise Strava Segment and then back down into the parking lot near the apparently new flag location near Warbuck’s truck.

Circle up for:
Good Mornings ICx10 (done South Wake Style, YHC’s misses this way of doing it)
Hillbillies ICx20
The Windmill ICx15
Merkins OMDx20

The Workout:
We formed 1 long line for Railroad Track Indian Runs: The twisted sister of the Indian Run. Pax start in single file line. First pax drops to low plank, second pax jumps over first pax runs 5 yards and gets in low plank. Third pax jumps over both pax runs 5 yards and gets in low plank. After all pax have gone, the first pax jumps over all the pax and returns to low plank. This is continued until the destination is reached. The name derived from the pax looking like Railroad ties as you continuously hop over one another.
There was various mubble chatter about how long we would do said movement.  We did it all the way to the hill near Planet Fitness.

At the bottom of the hill we did 7’s starting with 6 WWIIs at the top and 1 Peeping Lipstick at the bottom.  This is still technically not a Turkish Gettups (most PAX’s favorite)

Mosey over to the guardrail behind Jiffy Lube and partner up.  Partner 1 did Mountain Climbers until Partner 2 finished 10 OYO of D, E, and D.  Flapjack and then repeato minus 2 each set.

Mosey over to the loading dock behind the dry cleaners.  Parter 1 did Pickle Pounders ICX20 while Partner 2 did BTTW.  Flapjack and then Partner 1 did LBCs ICx20 while Partner 2 did People’s Chair.

Form 2 Indian Run lines for a Bataan Death March back to the old flag spot.

We then circled up.  YHC pulled out his Bose Speaker to play some Tumbthumping.  Every chorus we did what resembled a Turkish Gettup with SSH done during the verses.

Mary:
American Hammers, Homer to Marge, Pamela Anderson’s
Announcements: Picnic thingy 10/12, Grow Ruck
T-Claps (Recognition): EC by Warbucks, Axe, and 187
Prayer: Unspoken
YHC took us out.

It’s truly been an honor to lead and workout with you fine men over the past nearly year and a half.  As I relocate again, this time to Raleigh, I will always think back to my roots and all the awesome memories made down in South Wake!  SYITG!

PT OUT!

One More Disney Day

Second time Q’ing at Disney pulled up to only one car in the parking lot, but eventually, we had 2 more Pax so Off we went

FNGs: None
Warm-Up: Ran over to the baseball field parking lot for 16 SSH, 15 Imperial Walkers, 10 Merkins, 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles Forward and BackWard, 10 Good Morning
The Workout: Moseyed over to the high school parking log.

          Thang 1: 4 Corners with 10 Reps of Merkins, Prisoner Squats, LBC and Mountain Climbers, 5 times around for 50 of each.

          Thang 2: 2 sets of 7’s on the hill  Star Jumps and Hillbillies (in cadence) then Sumo Squats and Wide Grip Merkins

Mary:  Mosey to the Flag for Circle of Mary including Freddy Mercuries, Homer to Marge,  Burpies, American Jammers, 6 Inches, Low Slow Flutters and Have a nice day

COT:
   Count-a-rama:  4
   Name-a-rama: 3 Meh 1 Hate
Announcements: Carpex Oddesy Oct 5th, South Wake Picnic Oct 12th
Prayer: Family who are traveling,  Noah’s ark M.

NMS: Small Groups are fun, my days are always better when they start with an F3 Workout.

Full Body Beatdown

As promised in the pre-blast, YHC led a full body beatdown and there was an FNG. YHC rolled in around 0500 and noticed the construction crew was setup in our usual parking spot, but at 0500 there aren’t a lot of folks at Harris Teeter so a parking spot was found. I was quickly greeted by Axe and Maybelline and 0505 we headed off on an EC run. We returned to find a handful of Pax waiting to get started and 1 FNG that YHC headlocked into coming out. A quick disclaimer and we were off.

EC: Axe, Maybelline, Warbucks

FNGs: Slaughter

Warm Up:
SSH x20
Windmill x10
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 fw / x10 bw
Seal claps x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Jack webbs: 1:3 up to 10:30. Arms were warm, now for some leg action.

Mosey to Goodwill parking lot and partner up, but we really didn’t need partners. We did Slow 7’s – Monkey humpers at 1st island and star jumps at the other island, lunge walking between. Legs done, now for some more arm work.

I don’t have a name for this one, but it was my creation, so I think it needs one. Staying with partners, partner 1 got into wheelbarrow and took 4 “steps” then did 1 merkin, took 8 “steps” and did 2 merkins. This repeated until each partner got to 40:10, switching as needed.

Mosey to the loading dock wall for a staple at Purple Cobra. Split into 2 groups for:

2 rounds of:
People’s Chair and Donkey Hydrants x20

2 rounds of:
BTTW and Alternating shoulder taps

Mosey to guard rail for a set of irkins, derkins, dips.

Mosey back to start for Mary:

Mary:
American Hammers x20
Low Slow Flutter x20
Box Cutters x10
Boat Canoes x20 IC
LBCs x20

Announcements:
F3 Picnic on Oct 12
ShamWow leading a Hal Higdon ½ marathon plan for HSHM. More details to be posted to social channels.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Chips family traveling and loss of several Troopers over the past few years in September.
Injured Pax and unspoken