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Shaking Off The Rust

Sorry for the late BB. I blame a little residual rust.
FNGs: none
Warm Up: YHC noticed in particular this morning how dark it is getting at 0530.
Started out with SSH (25)
Daisy Pickers (10)
Fozio Arm Circles (10, 10)
5 Burpees OYO for the late arrival
Hill Billies (10)
The Workout: 12 pax showed up to help YHC shake off the rust after a string of fartsacks.
After warmup, moseyed down to the part of the track in between the woods and the ball fields. 11s with WWIIs at the bottom and pushups at the top.
Continued mosey around the track to the entrance by the flag poles and down to the concession stand (the middle part of the ball fields). Grabbed some wall for balls to the wall / people’s chair. 10 each, 3 rounds.
Moseyed on back out to the entrance again and around the track to the playground. Counted off by 2s. 1s did pull-ups while 2s sprinted to the outdoor stage. Switch. Did this a few times.
Moseyed over to the picnic shelter for urkins/durkins/dips. 10 each. 3 each.
Back to the tennis courts for Mary.
Mary: Popcorn Mary.
Announcements: 9/11 Stair Climb
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: FedEx’s family (loss of dog), Noah’s Arc and M traveling to Mayo Clinic

No Running!

EC: Warbucks, Slide Rule, Dawgpound, Buford.  Blue Hen tried real hard, but there was no one at the circle, so he was compelled to drive
FNGs
: no sir

The pax were promised a low/no running workout.  YHC had an idea, and wasn’t sure it was going to work.

Warm Up: No lap, straight into side straddle hops.
The pax were asked: What is the mission of F3?  When Warbucks correctly answered, 5 burpees OYO
Next, Fazio arm circles.  The Pax were asked: What are the 5 core principles?  Dawgpound came up with them, and we did 5 burpees OYO
Then we did the Bobby Hurley, Blue Devil, Devil Burpee progression that is guaranteed to spike a heart rate, even without miles.
The Workout:

  • Idea #1: Pair isometric holds with kinetic exercise.  So, on the wall, the pax held the low position of a dip for a 7 count, then did 1*2 derkins.  6 count, 2*2 derkins, up to 1 count & 7*2 derkins.  This sucked and was a terrible idea and no one should ever do it again.
  • Squat hold in a circle while every pax recites the mission of F3 and the 5 core principles.  This took a while.  My legs hurt.
  • Idea #2: Pair slow kinetic exercise with isometric holds.  So, walk (not run) to the playground for balls to the wall while the other guys do a 10 count release pullup (go up, come down over 10 count) x3.  Rinse and repeat 3x.  This also sucked.  And we’ll definitely do it again.
  • Back to idea #1.  Thanos, I mean Dawgpound, insists all things be balanced.  So we repeated Idea #1 holding the Derkin-down position and doing 2x dips.  Still sucked, still terrible, but I guess we will do it again

Mary:
Plank hold and repeat the Mission & Core (get it, core?) principles.  So very much harder than squat hold
Circle of 5 counts.  Highlight was 3rd Cousins idea to some kind of crazy turkish get up from the kneeling position on asphalt.  Apparently Warbucks taught it to him.
Announcements:
YHC took some time at the end to focus on why we do what we do.  It’s just just for Selfish Accountability.  Getting faster (not today!) stronger, leaner are all great things.  But our mission is to lead our community as men.  Let’s consider that goal more often and think about ways we can move in that direction.
T-Claps (Recognition): Today sucked.  Props to all y’all who pushed through.  There was a lot of sweat, but no complaining (other than the only core principle everyone remembered was “Led by someone who clearly doesn’t have any training”).
Prayer:
We closed with a ball-of-man COT.  One core principle is that we end every workout with a COT.  What is so important about that that it needs to be held at the end and that it’s core to our mission?  We contemplated that and shared.  You literally had to be there, because that’s part of what it means.

Thanks for indulging me today, guys.  I’d say it was fun, but I’d be lying.  Was definitely glad I did it with y’all, though.

Nothing Has Changed in 4 Years…

22 PAX joined me in my 4 Year Anniversary and 16-Bit’s 1 Year.

FNGs: Welcome Go-Gurt!
Warm Up: 16-Bit warmed us up with smurf jacks, morracan night clubs, leg stretches, arm stretches, and a merkin circuit of 5 standard, 5 w/right leg up, 5 w/left leg up, and then 5 standard again.

The Workout:

–A Little P90X – “Do your best, forget the rest”

  1. Jump shot 15x
  2. Double Airborne Heisman
  3. Run Stance Squats (switch feet-looking forward, touch toe)
  4. Swing Kicks
  5. Twist Combo, tip-toe twist
  6. Leapfrog Squats

Howling Monkeys – We bent over and grabbed our ankles while each PAX did 5 Monkey Humpers

Two Rock Shakur (grab two rocks)

  1. Biceps – In –  15x
  2. Triceps – Bent over curls
  3. Shoulders – Arnolds
  4. Biceps – Front
  5. Triceps – Overhead extensions
  6. Shoulders – Overhead
  7. Biceps – Outer
  8. Triceps – Tricep press on your back 40x
  9. Shoulders – Deltoid extensions – side raises – 15x

Crabjacks 25x

Mary: Around the horn with various exercises.
Announcements: SUP Aug 3 at Jordan Lake, Meg Smiles Charity Auction this weekend
Prayer: Dusty’s brother, DoubleD and his family after his father’s death. John Deer (leg fracture)

It was honor to Q four workouts this week and lead you men. F3 has extremely impacted me personally and professionally. Thank you!

Field Trip Bring your Permission Slips

I signed up to Q last week, but the Week of Chaos went through Nutcracker. I then took this week. I have been itching to go to Rovisys and hit up the ramp for some time. So I planned to hit up Rovisys and the ramp. The EC run to Oakview was tough this morning. I was wavering on if I really did want to go on a field trip. The excitement I got from thinking about the ramp was just too much. Sorta like the abyss at Disney. How do you turn something like that down?

EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Pigpen, Moby, Flanigan, Blue Hen

FNGs: Brownie
Warm Up:

Formed an Indian Run with 16 folks.  Made our way to Rovisys for a field trip.
Indian Run to Green Oaks Road.
Bat Wing:
Fazio Arm Circles Forward
Fazio Arm Circles Backward
Overhead Claps
Seal Claps
Indian Run to Thomas Mills Road
Good Mornings
Pickers
Indian Run to Rovisys
Good From Merkins

The Workout:

We gathered at the railing.  What a beautiful railing.  The turns the straight away.  So nice.

Plank Hold until your turn.  Bear Crawl up the ramp.  The whole ramp.  Nothing but the ramp.  Plank hold up top for the final Pax
Once all the Pax made it to the top we did 10 Good Form Merkins, 20 Squats and 30 LBCs.

Next we had to get back down the ramp.  What goes up you must come down.  This time we plank hold until your turn and Crawl Bear down the ramp.  Plank hold until the last Pax made it.  Then once again 10 Good Form Merkins, 20 Squats and 30 LBCs.

Next was lunge walk up the ramp.  Squat hold for all Pax to finish.
Next was Russian Typewriter down the ramp.  10 to the left 10 to the right.

There was still time so we did a bit of runs up the entrance to Rovisys.  Run to the third street lamp on the left.  10 Merkins.  Run back down the hill.  Run to the second street lamp on the left.  10 Squats.  Run back down the hill.  Run up to the first street lamp.  10 LBCs

It was then decided to head back to Oakview.  I gave the choice of A and B on the method to get back.  A was Indian Run, B was Fellowship Run.  They Pax selected C… There was no C option so Scout Run.

Mary:

Scout Run back to Oakview.  It turned into a Fellowship run at the end.  We made it back in time with a couple minutes to spare.

Circled up for the following
Downward Dog into Pigeon Pose (Both Legs)
Downward Dog into Runner’s Pose (Both Legs)
Have a nice day

Announcements:

Meg’s Smile.  Still need volunteers for Saturday

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Double D and his family
John Deere
Crablegs

Week of the Midge Day 2

EC: Emeril, M4L, Yellow Card, Cowboy, Buford, Dawgpound, Brony, Blue Hen, Flanigan, Moby, Peak Weak

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Everyone picked up new bricks and ran to the basketball courts to circle up.  All exercises where done with the bricks.   The new bricks are brought to you by Midget 4 Life.

Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Backwards
Hands overhead and did circles  — I don’t know the official name
Simbas
Good Morning
Merkins

The Workout:

Jogged to the track for as folks count off by fours.  Even number went one direction odd numbers went the other.  We ran with our bricks until we meet a fellow pax.  Then we did 10 Partner Merkins.  We repeated this two times.

Next up where trips across the fields
Bear Crawl with the Bricks
Bunny Hop with the Bricks
WheelBarrow with the Bricks
Lunge Walk with One Brick

Next everyone lined up shoulder to shoulder.  The guy at the end of the line did a bear crawl to the front.  Everyone did curls with the Bricks.  Then we shifted down one spot.  Ever other shift we did the exercises with air.  After everyone Bear Crawled we did Crab walks and Wonder Bras

Mary:

Circled up at the Basketball Courts for the following:
Carolina Dry Docks
Hammers
Pickle Pounders

Announcements: Nadda
T-Claps (Recognition):  12 Oaks Representing
Prayer:

Moby’s Sister in Law recovering from surgery
Emeril’s dad recovering

Go to the hill and make it suck

FNGs: Angel & Pyle
Warm Up:

Tennis courts, SSH, Imperial Squat Walkers, Fazio+Overhead+Seal Claps

Merkins

Blue Devil’s x10 🙂
The Workout:

Go to the hill, make it suck.

There were irkins, derkins, dips.  We went up, we went down.  Once we went up backwards via crawl bear (this was, in fact, not a great idea.  Props to Yogurt for solo completing that one).  We did WWII, star jumps.

One time, we went across the field via broad jump burpee, came back via bear crawl.

Did a round of Jack Webb’s for fun.

After that, the FNG and rest of the pax were revisiting the wisdom of showing up.

 

So we went to the pavilion and did a Banana Seat throwback…. Bear crawl parade on the picnic benches.  Hands on the ground, feet on the benches, go the length.

Bttw, because I love you Lucky.

 

Quick trip to the playground for 3 rounds of pullups, WWII, merkins.

 

Head to shelter for Emeril’s cool down yoga.
Mary: yoga with Ivan
Announcements:

Need more help with 3rdF this month.  We were asked to man a golf tournament+silent auction.  Still need 3-5 #HIM to step up and fulfill our commitment.  See Slide Rule, Wiggly, or Slack for details.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Pigpen took taker for next week.  Props to Yogurt for making it up that hill!
Prayer:

Warbucks pregnant wife fell and passed out yesterday.  Scary, but seems everyone is ok.  Crab Legs, Shredder.