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My dog ate my homework… 6/29 U-Turn

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Reg-U-Lar
The Workout: Well, this is so late 6/29 Credit is due…..I really just wanted to make sure that everyone got credit for their efforts!
Mary: Nope.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

World Cup Cardio For Dads and 2.0’s- 34 PAX Strong for Little Squirts workout

With the Women’s World Cup tomorrow, YHC and his co-Q 2.0- Sprinkles mapped out a soccer inspired cardio workout complete with a 2.0 vs. F3 Dads finisher. Arrived a few minutes early to chalk off the back parking lot of Ivan, for some later exercises, but as we started walking back, we realized that the soccer fields which were usually filled with tournament play were actually empty. This would provide the perfect opportunity for on-field drills after warm-up, which ended up working out better. Dads and 2.0’s started filing in and gathering at the flag. Lots of new 2.0 faces and soccer balls filled the grassy area next to the tennis courts.

YHC looked down at his watch and then checked with 187 on the time, who indicated my watch was off by about 1:10. With that, YHC and Sprinkles had PAX circle up for instruction. No FNG dads this morning, but 8 new 2.0’s. Did a quick check on exercises with the 2.0’s- demonstrating bunny hops, Side Strattle Hops, Bear Crawls as these would be integral to some of the exercises we would be performing this morning. With everyone on point, YHC and Sprinkles made their most aggressive move of the morning with a light stroll around the soccer fields. As we made our way toward the back lot of Ivan, YHC realized this may not have been a smart move considering the little legs out there this morning, but the dads were veterans and knew how to modify by picking up 2.0’s on shoulders to complete the run back to the flag.  T-Claps to those with multiples today to inspire the older ones back to the flag. Squat hold at the flag for the six and circled up for the following:

FNGs: Pastel, Boots, Warhol, Tumbles, Dory, Tea Time, Posada, Vanellope

Warm Up: Alex Morgan Inspired exercises for a 13 count for each of the following: SSH, Fazio Arms F\B, Goof Balls, Squats, Mountain Climbers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Mountain Climbers. Not used to a 13 count, YHC struggled with cadence on half of the exercises and felt the need to stop at 10 and sometimes exceed 13 on a few occasions.

The Workout: With the soccer fields wide open, YHC and Sprinkles instructed PAX to grab all of the soccer balls and led them to the fields for a series of drills.

1st Drill- Up and Unders

With Pikachu and 187 holding a long wooden dowel horizontally, dads planked along the dowel line behind it. 2.0’s lined up about 20 yards in single file in the distance. As they were in line, they’d perform SSH’s and the person at the front of the line would sprint to the dowel, hop over it and then bear crawl through the tunnel of planked dads. Height of the dowel was adjusted per 2.0. Completed 1 round and switched up to the next exercise.

2nd Drill- Soccer Ball Toe Taps (New Mexico inspired)

Formed 5 lines of dads and 2.0’s 20 yards behind two soccer balls placed 10 ft apart. PAX in the lines planked, while leader in each line sprinted to the 1st ball and performed 13 toe taps before moving to the 2nd ball 10 feet ahead and performed 13 more toe taps, before filing back into the plank line. While in plank position, YHC, Pikachu, and Lipstick called out alternating plank exercises- Right Arm-Left Arm- Regular, Shoulder Taps, Merkins, and a questionable call for Pickle Pounders (Thanks, Lipstick- would not be an F3 workout without these). Completed 2 rounds before moving to the next exercise.

3rd Drill- Kick and Retrieve

3 Lines of PAX planked behind a soccer ball. Lead PAX would kick the soccer ball ahead about 10-15 years, while the PAX at the back of the line would get up and sprint forward to retrieve the ball and dribble it back to the lead PAX next in line and resume place at the front of the line to move their way back. This looked good on paper and on the field, until 187 pointed out that there was an error in the exercise design, which was causing him to continually kick and retrieve. In any event, we made it through somewhat of a cycle before calling a scrimmage of 2.0’s vs. Dads.

Let’s just say the dad’s were a bit competitive this morning. Some early scores and a dribbling masterpiece and goal put on by Pac-Man forced us to change the rules where adult PAX who were carrying a 2.0 would be considered a 2.0. It most be told that Pac-Man has serious soccer skills and if we were to give him a soccer ball at Paradise City, I guarantee he is 1-2 minutes faster than his normal pace time. An additional rule was also put in effect where adult PAX could only get 2 touches on the ball before having to pass or shoot. A big shout out to the Popinski and Boots tandem, who served as enforcers for the 2.o Team and also Tea Time showing off some sideline skills to a cross that should have been converted by Messi, but got a late jump.

9:45 hit and YHC notified PAX of time. PAX called for additional play and why not? We were having too much fun. Called game at 9:55. With soccer balls and water bottles retrieved, headed back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: Stretches OYO. Quick Count of PAX-34, Name-O-Rama, named 8 new 2.0’s

Announcements: F3 Dads camp coming up. Look on Slack and FB for updates or see M4L for further details.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX for coming out this morning to the workout. All of the 2.0’s for getting out there and having fun.

Prayer: Prayers for Pikachu’s wife who is experiencing back pain. Prayers for those healing from illness and injury. YHC took us out. On behalf of Sprinkles and YHC,  it was a pleasure and honor meeting with everyone and leading the workout.

2nd F- Freeze Pop Fellowship followed.

Two Big Bowls of Quinoa – aka 1776 workout

First, WTF is quinoa. Second, I had to ask Alexa how to spell it.

Happy Independence Day!

5 for 7.4 mile EC: Pikachu, Cobbler, Warbucks, H1N1, Skidmark

Several others for 2 mile EC

39 Pax posted this morning.

FNGs: Welcome Oboe and Snowden
The Workout:

T-Claps (Recognition): American Eagles: Popinski, H1N1, Yogurt, Banana Seat, 187, Pikachu, Lipstick was on his way.
Prayer: Warbucks and family, Thank you for the freedoms and our first responders, 243 years ago men sacrificed their lives to fight for the freedom we have today, good to Noah’s Arc back out, safe travels this weekend

Form and Function

I was excited to Q today.  I recently purchased Onnit Kettble Program and decided that we need to work on form at Ivan.  We don’t always have to have an extremely intense workout and we need to work on form from time to time.  I woke up early and ready to go.

On the way to the workout I saw a Black Bear.  I knew today was going to be a good day.  It was just outside the twelve oaks entrance on Green Oaks.  Close to where Cowboy works.  I hope he is enjoying is time off.

I arrived for EC and what do I see.  Dumbo ready to leave Dawg in the dust.  Lucky driving a non company truck, Dahmer looking ready to get after it.  As always there was Pikachu’s SUV, but no Pikachu.  It must be tough trying to run 5o plus miles a week.  Sleep in not a priority for that man.  Before we left 187 came to show us how it is supposed to go down.  We began the EC trip leaving the Ivan parking lot.  As we approached Cletus parking lot SlideRule and a shirtless, but not vestless, Banana Seat greeted us.  Enough about them they didn’t attend Ivan.  We ran up Stinson and Dumbo and Dawg made a left and everyone else made a right.  As Dawg tried to keep up with Dumbo he started to fall behind.  Then Dumbo probably did one of the shortest pick up the six in F3 history.

We then saw Bullseye and Aquaman on the baseball field looking at the ISS.  As Dumbo slowed down to stay with me we finished the run with a couple of moments to spare.  It was time to work on form and function.  I did not see Axe running but he looked sweaty so he must have been out there.

Also I noticed ShamWow!!! was back in action which is nice to see.

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pikachu, Lucky Charms, 187, Dahmer, Bullseye, Axe

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Bounce
Hinge
Torso Twist
BackStroke
Midget Hugs
Mid Back Stretch
Leg Swings

The Workout:

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat Each Leg
10 Reps Horn Split Squat Each Leg
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps Split Leg Row Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps Quarter Squat
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm
10 Reps Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Reverse Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Row Each Arm
10 Reps Half Squat
10 Reps Strict Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Planted foot Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Across Row Each Arm
10 Reps Full Squat
10 Reps Bottoms Up Press Each Arm

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Lunge Series
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Row Series Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Squat Series
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Press Series

20 Kettlebell Swings

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
Reverse LBCs Bell over head
Homer to Marge Bell over head
Cat/Cow
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose

Announcements:

Fourth of July convergence.  Sounds easy.

T-Claps (Recognition):

New Fritter leader!!! Pikachu has now surpassed Dawgpound, Pablo and Dumbo in the most Fritters

Prayer:

All unspoken
Those injured

Last Week Was Better

Yoga EC: Skidmark, Dawgpound, Emeril, Bullseye, Aquaman, Lucky Charms

EC: Cowboy, Buford

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Circled up in the parking lot so we can walk to the playground together.  Circled up at the playground for the following

Side Straddle Hop
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Merkins
Revers Merkins

The Workout:

Split up into pairs for the following stations.  Each team went through once and then we had a little more time so you got to work on what you felt you needed most.

Station 1 Timer:
Box Jumps
Plank Jacks

Station 2:
TRX Atomic Push Ups
KB Swings

Station 3:
TRX Row
KB Pistol Row

Station 4:
TRX Y to I
KB Double Arm Press

Station 5:
Pull Ups
Gun Slingers

Station 6:
Battle Rope
Jump Rope

Station 7:
2 Arm Deadlift, Clean, Clean Squat

Station 8:
Row, Kneeling Clean press and Stand Flow

Mary:

Circled up for the following:
Around the world
Halos
Midget Love Handles

Announcements:

See Facebook/Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): None where recognized at the workout.
Prayer:

Safe travels for Emeril’s Family
Emeril’s bachelor weekend
Midget and his closing
All Pax coming back from injury

TBD Part Deux

Co-QICs: Doc and Aquaman

11 PAX bathed in 100% humidity and got stronger in a mostly mumblechatter-free work out.

FNGs: Welcome FNG ‘Krusty’

Warm Up: Burpees for late PAX, SSH, Daisy Picker, Good Morning, Imperial Walker, Hill Billy

The Workout: Indian run to Ivan parking lot.  Pattycake merkins (5 each set), repeat as pair at the back runs to the front.  Completed 1 circuit.

Mosey to the rock pile, forward, backward, carioca.  Take a medium rock into the parking lot next to the baseball diamond.

Corner 1: 10 squats with rock overhead.  Duck Cusac (duck walk with rock overhead) full length of parking lot to corner 2.

Corner 2: 10 wonderbras.  Bear crawl pushing rock to corner 3.

Corner 3: 10 curls, 10 overhead press, 10 tricep press.  Crab walk with rock on stomach full length of parking lot to corner 4.

Corner 4: 10 merkins with right hand on rock, 10 merkins with left hand on rock.

Mosey with rock to small hill next to baseball diamond for 7s.

Squat curls at the bottom, overhead press/tricep press at the top.  YHC lost the count at some point and 7s became 8s; modify as necessary.

Mosey to rock pile to return rocks, continue to tennis courts.

Burpee ladder: sprint to half court, return and do 5 burpees.  Sprint full court, return and do 5 burpees.  Rinse and repeat.

Merkin ladder: sprint to half court, 5 merkins.  Return, 5 merkins.  Sprint full court, 5 merkins.  Return, 5 merkins.

Burpee ladder 2: Sprint to half court, return, sprint full court, return and do 5 burpees.

Mary:  low slow flutter, protractor, scissors, box cutters, homer to marge, pickle pounder, have a nice day.

Announcements:  See Slack and FB

Prayer:  Brony led us out.

Excellent work gentlemen – thanks for supporting the new AO.  Aye!

Paradise City 6/17 Backblast (I Hate Dice)

Pax of 7 

Beuford, Dumbo, Lucky Charms, DawgPound, Catniss, Full House, Popinski and Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Run up the ramp and circle up for 22 counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers, Good Mornings Daisy Pickers and Frankensteins.

The Workout: The hated dice made their appearance for a run around ting with some stops along the way to roll the dice.

Stop 1  Frog Jumps, squats, SSH’s

Stop 2 Burpees, Jump Ropes and Plank hold

Stop3 in the tunnel for some Balls to the Wall,  peoples chair, Austrailin Mnt climbers and seal clap peoples chair

Stop4 Burpees, jump squats, merkins

Stop 5 Mountain Climbers, Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders

Stop 6 Homer to Marge, Crabwalk down the parking lot, Merkins

Stop 7 Squats, High Knees LBC’s Follows by a pax race to the midway point of the ramp and back x2 in under a minute.

Mary: 5-minute ab burnout 22 counts of the following (LBC’s, Hello Dolly’s, Reverse LBC’s Homer to Marge and Freddie Mercuries)

Announcements: None

Prayer: Pray for the family of Warchild

A Bone in Hand

PAX of 17 for new AO To Be Determined:
Co-QICs: Aquaman, Doc

FNGs: None

PAX of 17 showed up to christen a new AO.  Co-Qs promised a nice cool morning accompanied by a spectacular sunrise.  Delivered.  Today’s workout brought to you by the number 19 in honor of Doc’s 2.0 that graduated yesterday and the rest of the PAX connected to the Class of 19.  Thanks to everyone that showed up to help us break this in.

Warm Up: 19s (SSH IC out loud to 3 then silently to 19). Supposed to end simultaneously but failed.  Not to be deterred, continued with windmills X 19, arm circles X 19 forward and reverse, merkins X 19.  Mosey to the Ivan parking lot.

The Workout:
–Apple Turnover (bear crawl 9 parking spaces, crab walk 10 spaces.  Return by same route but reverse crab walk 10 spaces, crawl bear 9).

–Partner up at one end of the parking lot.  Five burpees each, run opposite ways and meet at other end of the parking lot for 5 broke back merkins each.  Repeat: 5 burpees, 4 broke back merkins for a total of 19 of both exercises.

In the middle of this circuit Aquaman mentioned a ‘bone popping in his hand’.  YHC thought this was mumblechatter about Aquaman’s Tuesday night extracurricular activities, but it turned out to be an injury report.  Some modification required until the bone popped back in (insert comments here).

–Sprints: PAX divided in half on each side of median.  Everyone does the following:
1. Sprint half the distance of parking lot, 5 burpees.  Sprint the other half, 5 burpees.
2. Sprint half the lot, 19 LBCs.  Repeat.
3. Sprint half the lot, 19 merkins.  Repeat.
4. Sprint half the lot, 19 pickle pounders. Repeat.
Might have been another circuit, can’t remember.  YHC running on fumes about now.

–One PAX arrived late.  So late, in fact, YHC thought it was just a dude that saw a workout underway and decided to join in.  5 burpees OYO administered.  Welcome back Popinkski, glad to have you in the group!

–Mosey around the parking lot for cool down, then around a second time and back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: Protractors, protractors and more protractors.  Long holds at 6 inches (expected mumblechatter about 6 inches, was not disappointed), 45 degrees, etc.  Straight into box cutters, followed by Freddie Mercurys, Homer to Marge (both legs then one leg each side), boat canoes.  PAX feeling the burn at this point, and some discussion about potential drop in attendance next week (Deadbolt: “Futures trending downward”).  Have a nice day.

Announcements: New AO in FV on Tuesday mornings at 5:30, Encouragement to attend Healing Transitions with and w/out 2.0s.

Prayer: Crab Legs, others spoken and unspoken.

Appetite for Destruction Track 1

Welcome to the first fitness test.  The results are being kept in Southwake Challenge Spreadsheet.

FNGs: Wallaby
Warm Up:

Circled up for the following:
Side Straddle Hops
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Lap around the test lap

The Workout:

Results

The workout:

Paradise City Fitness Test: All must be done in order. Each rep is .01 points. Each lap is also .01 points.

15 Burpees
1 Lap
20 Merkins
1 Lap
20 Squats (as close to parallel as you can get)
1 Lap
20 WW II (Non Cadence)
1 Lap
20 Scorpion Dry Docks
1 Lap

1 Lap will be around 2 parking medians.  We left the basketball court and made a left.  Then down past the cars and made a right.  Ran past one aisle then the next aisle turned right up past the median then right and ran back to the basketball court.

Mary: No Time
Announcements:

New AO Wednesday Aquaman and Doc are Qs

T-Claps (Recognition):

All for completing the first Fitness Test

Prayer:

Unspoken
Pax Parents going through health issues
Shredder

Merlot? FNG? That sounds good, I’ll have that…

FNGs: Popinski (Chad, EH’d by YHC)
Warm Up: Buttkickers, High Knees, Wide Knees, SSH x20, Frankenstein x10, Hillbilly x15
The Workout: The U-Turn, Pax of 2 (Aquaman/Snausage) went for 3 with a modify by Aquaman to “drop the kids off” at the Starbucks “Pool” – change shoes and run the reverse. Remainder hitting the 5+ picking the 6 up along the way. Popinksi was found on the curb by the finishers bent over splashing merlot…Winner!
Mary: Nope
Announcements: 2.0 this AM, Obstacle race at Sugg, NEW AO (Site Q’s Doc/Aquaman) Wednesday at Womble – slack for details.
T-Claps (Recognition): Warbucks for the extra effort on picking up the 6 and a +1 EC. Also, Warbucks for trying to EH a lonely foreign runner along the way.
Prayer: For the Army Cadet killed in the accident at West Point yesterday and all those injured in the incident. Unspoken. YHC took us out.