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“Shouldn’t we have yoga mats for this?

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FNGs: None

Warm Up: Squat hold while we fiddle F@#$ around trying to get the Mission Statement, 15-18 burpees total before we were saved by Yogurt. 50 SSH I/C, Frankenstein I/C.  Plank hold until we went around and said the 5 core values. This was a struggle too…pretty sure we said about ten and repeated Peer lead at least 3x.

 The Workout:

Thang 1: Dragon Fly Merkins (4 man teams) BC 4 parking spaces leader holds plank until all PAX are in. Feet on plank leader 5 merkins each.  Rinse and repeat until all PAX hold plank.

Thang 2: Each PAX had to get 200 jump ropes in. Single leg lunge foot on the curb: 3 count down and up. 10 counts total. Squat same I/C count, Willie Mays Hayes (big chest/pull toes off ground) 3 count each side 10.  Rinse and repeat with lunge/squat and WMH variations until all ropes are done. 

Thang 3: BTTW modified Jack Webbs.  BTTW I/C 1 / Halleljuhas I/C 20. Rinse and Repeat but ascend the BTTW to 20 I/C and Halleljuhas descend to 1.  

Mary: None…everyone hurting after Thang 3. There may have been some cussing in the church lot.  Sorry, Lord. 

Announcements: Painting, Man night, Moving Downrange. 

T-Claps (Recognition): Prayer:  Pikachu’s M. Travels, Health, Gratitude unspoken.  YHC took us out. 

Lucky 7 @ GP

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Warmup:

20 Fozie Arm Circles, 20 SSH, 15 Daisy Pickers, 10 Don Quixote’s (Windmills), 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies,  10 Plank Jacks

The Workout

Mosey to the Wall

3 sets of 35 ct (5 ct down the line) BTTW and 3 sets of 70 ct (10 ct down the line) Wall sits.

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders

PAX Cousak’d to the playground with the Rocks to finish our Rock work.

  • 4 sets of 20’s Standard Press (rotating rocks clockwise)
  • 10  Windshield Wipers
  • 10 Boat Canoes

Aik’n Station Time:  PAX pair up and rotate stations clockwise after each set

  • Aik’n Abs: 15 (1.2.3.#) American Rock Hammers,  20 ct (1.2.3) 6 inches, 10 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Squats, 10 Star jumps, 15 Mountain climbers, 20 Step Ups
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Merkins, 20 Dips, 15 Derkins, 10 (1.2.3.#) Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 10 WWIIs, 20 Homer to Marge (10 standard then 5 ct each leg)
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Step Ups,  15  Lunges, 15 High Knees, 10 Split Jacks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Shoulder Tap Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 20 Dips, 15 Hand Release Merkins

Return the rocks to the Rock Pile then mosey to COT

Announcements: Yard work day at Shredder’s at 1PM today (weather permitting).  If weather is bad, we may get Shedder out to watch the Masters golf tournament

Prayer Requests:  Praise for Banana Seats recent check up on cancer – all clear.  Prayer’s for friend of Mufasa and Kitty Litter’s friend who is having a c-section as well as a co-worker with breast cancer.

YHC took us out.

Lucky 7 @ GP – Welcome Dutch Oven

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YHC arrived to find two parked vehicles with no one in sight.  FNG Mike was the fourth vehicle on site and he and I discussed the F3 disclaimers while we waited for the others.  Lipsync arrived on foot followed by Breach. Both had put in a couple miles of EC before we got started. Mufasa and Doc were on site next and while we were circling up for warmup, Pikachu decided to roll in and grace us with his presence.

Warmup:

10’s –  Good Mornings, 20 Fozzy Arm Circles, 15 Cherry Pickers, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies,  10 Don Quixote’s (Windmills) and  20 SSH

The Workout

Mosey to the Wall

3 sets of 10 ct Ascending Testicles (15 °, 45°, 90° BTTW) and 3 sets of 5 ct down the line (35 ct total) Wall sits.  During one of Pikachu’s count downs, he started debating the method in which to count to 5 when YHC interrupted to share his count down was about to expire.

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls (TY Breach for choosing a rock the size of Texas)
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders

After a brief discussion over whether the ground was too wet to lay down on, YHC called an audible and PAX Cousak’d to the playground with the Rocks to finish our Rock work.

  • 2 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers (lot’s of groans)
  • 4 sets of 20’s Standard Press

Aik’n Station Time:  PAX paired up and broke into 3 stations rotating clockwise after each set

  • Aik’n Abs: 15 American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 20 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Derkins, 15 DIps, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Squats, 20 Step ups, 10 Star jumps, 15 Mountain climbers
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 20 WWIIs, 20 Single Leg Homer to Marge (10 ct each leg)
  • Aik’n Arms: 10 Shoulder Tap Merkins,  15 Hand Release Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 20 Dips
  • Aik’n Legs: 15 Box Jumps, 15 Lunges, 15 High Knees, 15 Split Jacks

Ended with 20 Ct 6 inches.

Announcements:   Crab Legs workday tomorrow @ 2PM (2 hrs of work + 1-3 hrs of good bourbon)

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Forcep’s Mother-in-law who is in hospital w/ heart issues.  Prayer’s for Mufasa’s friend Chad who is waiting on a possible cancer diagnosis. Continued prayers for Shredder’s recovery and for Crab Legs.

YHC took us out

Burnin’ Down The Quads

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9 men came out in the gloom to pick daisies, sing, and dance.

Just kidding; we worked out.

Three newcomers to Sheepdog, (not FNGs though): Cupid, Yosef, and Mufasa (from Carpex, at Cupid’s invitation). Mercy was taken on the PAX for the second half due to wet ground and the presence of cover at the front-side of the school, so 2nd F at Dunkin would be a drier affair.

Warm Up:

Mosey around the school. Imperial walkers and hillbillies, followed by leg sweeps, Sir Fazzio arm circles, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, and round of monkey humpers to limber up the hips

The Workout:

5-to-25 squats and 25-5 merkins, changing by 5 each round, with about a 35-yard sprint between each set, e.g. 5 squats; sprint; 25 merkins; sprint; 10 squats; sprint; 20 merkins.

Then ran back around front, and did 10 squats and 10 OYO butterfly situps, followed by a sprint around the round-about. Rinse & repeat 2 more times.

Combatives started with Wing Chung punches: 30 singles, 20 doubles, and 20 triples, and then moved on to a couple of handshake techniques, because you never know when someone’s going to come at you with a vicious left-handed knuckle-squeezer (not really, but it’s useful and simpler to start with handshakes than a knife).

Mary:

Stretching (since we don’t do a good job of this, and because core had already been worked in). Practiced tension-release stretching (holding tension in the stretch for 10-30 seconds, then relaxing int a bit deeper stretch. 3x).

Announcements:

Wrightsville half, first 2.0 workout Saturday at 9. If you’re interested in the Sprint triathlon this summer, join the Slack channel.

Prayer:

The Courtine family at the unexpected loss of their 9-year-old son; Shredder; Yosef’s high BP, wants to get more regular working out; Mufasa’s mom is going through a divorce; in general, marriages in turmoil