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EC: H1N1, Messi, LED, Banana Seat, Pikachu, Fumunga, Cupid (might be leaving someone off, sorry)

FNGs: None

Warm Up: YHC welcomed the crowd to his 37th bday bash, little anxious for some reason but got it going quick.  Explained to the gang that we were going to do 37 – 1 min exercises (cadence/OYO); then circle up for Mary.  I broke it up into Heats and tried to incorporate an Upper, Lower, Core and Run into each one.  Here’s how it went down…

The Workout:

Warm up: FAC’s (fwd/rev), Leg Stretches/Frankenstiens,  Good Mornings/Side Stretches, Run around tennis court and pick up rock (last part took a little longer than 1 min so we made up for it next)

Heat 1: Curls for the Girls (1,2) with Squat (3,4) with rock, Imp. Walkers, run around tennis court (run took a little longer than 1 min so again we made up for it next)

Heat 2: Overhead Press (1,2) with Lunge in place (3,4) with rock, Hillbillies, run (this time to the hill and back to stay on time)

Heat 3: Alternating Merkins with rock, Homer to Marge (alternating leg raise), LBC’s, run to Snack Shack

Heat 4: Durkins, Box Jumps/Step Ups, WWII’s, run up hill and back

Heat 5: Balls to Wall and People’s Chair (swapping every 30 secs, American Heel Taps, run up hill and back

Heat 6: Urkins, Monkey Humpers, J. Lo’s, run up hill back to rock

Heat 7: YHC asked for a 10 count…then back to it; rut rows, star jumps, American Hammers with rock, run to hill and back

Cool Down: Tri Extensions with rock, Al Gore with rock (bus driver style if you choose), Plank Hold (PAX were doing different variations based on ability/call outs; good work men!), run to return rock, meet back at tennis court

Wait! What!? That’s only 36 exercises…oh yeah, here is the +1, 10 Burpees OYO

Mary: We had Mary with all kinds of exercises; Freddy Mercury’s, Box Cutters, Diamond Merkins, others I can’t remember…but we did finish with 5 Burpees OYO.

It was a great honor to lead you all today, each one of you has an impact on my journey and so many others.  Great work out there and way to push each other, I appreciate you all!

Announcements: 9/11 Stair Climb, JoCo Convergence, Q Sheet Sign Up Challenge (let’s fill up the rest of the year!), Fonzie has your Q next week!

Prayer: Capt’n Kirk, Noah’s Ark, Cupid, Unspoken

Pterodactyl Mating Call?

EC: H1N1, Messi, Fonzie, LED, 16-Bit

FNGs: None

Warm Up: 9- PAX ; Lap around parking lot with Carioca, High Knees, Butt Kickers.  Circled up for Good Mornings, Cotton Pickers,  SSH, FAC’s (fwd/rev), Arm Stretches

The Workout: Today is YHC’s last day at 36 yrs old so a little Pre-Bday beat down was due…so the theme was 36 or a variation of.  First off we started with a modified 11’s (I called it 3’s & 6’s/6’s & 3’s)…PAX lined up on one end of parking lot, ran/jogged to halfway, dropped for 3 merkins and up for 6 Bobby Hurley’s, ran back to start, dropped for 6 merkins and up for 3 Bobby Hurley’s…we did this 8 times so you end up with 36 merkins/36 Bobby Hurley’s and out of breath; that humidity was something serious.  While we are trying to remember what number/exercise we were on there was this prehistoric squawking close by, PAX were concerned but pressed on, she must have seen the sweat ground beasts and moved on.

Next we got back to the start line after a 10 count and began and Alligator March…YHC saw and Alligator Merkin so I incorporated this into a March or Crawl.  Down in plank, begin crawling like an Alligator while performing Alligator Merkin (off angle Merkin)…pain and displease ensued and we ended up move a few more paces in between Merkins to other end of parking lot/trash can.  Lots of mumble chatter afterwards…sounds like a new trick in the bag.

Another 10 count to catch breath (man the air was thick) and on to the next, Paula Abdul (2 steps forward, 1 step back).  PAX lined up on parking space line, Lunge two parking spaces, jog/walk backwards one space back, down to 1 Burpee; Lunge two parking spaces, jog/walk backwards one space back, down to 2 Burpees; continue this theme until you reach 8 Burpees…this will equal 36 Burpees when complete.  Impressed with PAX determination to complete this…heart rates were up!

10 count again, man it was swampy…PAX lined up single file for a modified Indian Run leaving about 7 ft between, this was so we could plank hold while last PAX runs to front, continue until first is last, repeat but with Plank Jacks, then repeat again but with Mountain Climbers…then we stood up, turned 180 degrees and rinse/repeat…shoulders were toast.

Mary: On your six, 6in hold (10 count), low slow flutter (10 count), WWII – 16 ; finish with 36…HAND!

Announcements: JoCo Convergence, F3 SouthWake picnic, Beater Bday Q tomorrow at Possum Trot

T-Claps (Recognition): 16-Bit with Breathtaker, killing it!  Messi taking us out!

Prayer: Noah Ark’s wife, 16-Bit for job clarity, injured PAX

17 Smiling Faces in the Humidity at Mutiny

EC:  H1N1, Overachiever, and Messi

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Jog around track.  Circle up.  5 burpees for PAX tardiness; Potts, first time leading, agreed to lead the PAX in a warm-up after circling up in the parking lot.  He executed the following exercises in cadence:  SSH, Imperial walkers, Fabio Arm Circles F/B.  Great job Potts!

The Workout:  Dauber led PAX to the pitch; lined up on a line and began Jack Webb’s, 1 merkin, 3 push air.  Escalating to 10 merkins and 30 push airs.  On your feet, 10 lunges L/R OYO, 10 Carolina dry docks, 10 Lunges L/R with prisoner get ups added, 10 plank jacks, 10 Frankensteins, 10 window openers, bear crawl to far white line boundary.  Mosey to bleachers for 10 reps of erkins, derkins and dips.  MANDATORY water break.  Squat hold for 6.  Mosey to snack shack.  15 count BTTW and 15 count people’s chair; rinse and repeat.  Jog to rock pile.  PAX grabbed medium size rock.  Executed the following 10 count cadence exercises:  toe taps with rock on ground, rut ro’s, curls for the girls, overhead press, triceps press; on your 6 for more 10 count cadence exercises with rock including skull crushers, chest press, H2Marge.  One hand on rock merkins – 5 each arm.  Return rocks to pile.  Line up for Indian run to tennis courts for Mary.  PAX drenched.

Mary:  Dauber asked Mr. Burpee, I mean R-22, to lead us in Mary.  Always be ready to be called upon.  R-22 called 10 burpees OYO.  Proceeded to do 50 LBCs, 30 American hammer ankle touches at a pace only a few PAX could keep up with, six inches for a 30 count cadence; (possibly additional core exercises) before calling Have a nice Day!  PAX, including Q, wiped out.

Announcements:  9/11 stair climb; see FB and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):  16 Bit wearing breathtaker; R-22 for rescuing Doc Sunday morning with an HVAC call!

Prayer:  Noah’s Ark and Michelle at Mayo; brigade deploying; injured warriors coming back from deployment today; PAX traveling; injured PAX (shredder, others); Crab Legs and his journey.  UNSPOKEN.  Thank you Norm for leading us out.

SAFETY REQUEST:  all PAX buy and wear an ID tag/bracelet.  See Cupid for a $10 off code; it could save your life!

It’s an honor and privilege leading you men.  Thank you Potts, R-22 and Norm for your help this morning.  Always be ready to lead.  Don’t rely on the same guys stepping up weekly.  If you have been to a few workouts, you are ready!nnn

Knockout at Kenny’s Grave

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Lap around the parking lot, followed by 20 SSH IC, 10 burpees for our late arrivals, 15 Morrocan nightclubs IC, 15 windmills IC. Michael Phelps it out and then mosey to basketball court.

The Workout: We played Knockout. We had a penalty exercise (burpees!) every time you were knocked out to get back in, and all PAX except the two shooters and one queued up held plank while waiting for their next turn. We modified the penalty and waiting exercises a few times.

We also had a variety of entertaining misses from just about all PAX, much laughter was had.

Three final games where PAX who got knocked out had to do exercises of their choice until we had a winner. Sprinkler won once and Messi won twice, good job guys!

Mary: We went around the circle and each PAX called out an exercise. Alphabet soup, heel taps, mountain climbers, LBCs, pickle pounders, H2M, can’t remember the rest. It was humid and we all were sweating fiercely from the ab workout by the end.

Announcements: shirt orders, 9/11 stair climb.

T-Claps (Recognition): Sprinker can shoot! Messi for winning the final two games.

Prayer: PAX on IR

Are We Playing Ultimate Today!!!

As we were waiting for the clock to strike 5:30 our little circle kept getting big as Pax continued to arrive. This prompted Gump to ask “Are we playing ultimate today?” because we ended up having 19 Pax come out to the gloom at Mutiny, with 4 doing EC, and with that we started with a lap around the track.

 

EC: LED, Fonzie, H1N1, Messi

PAX: Potts, Modify, LED, Fonzie, H1N1, Messi, Slimer, Noah’s Ark, Gump, FedEx, 16-Bit, Yosemite, Finkle, Snip, Norm, Dauber, R-22, Cha Ching, Venkman

FNGs: None

Warm Up: SSH x 25, Fozie Arm Circles F x 10 R x 10, Imperial Walkers x 10, Punch Up Merkins IC x 20

The Workout: Lined up across the parking lot to do  break dancers and bear crawls. Started at the first line with 1 break dancer and then bear crawl to the first line then crawl bear back to start, then do 2 break dancers and bear crawl to the second line then crawl bear back to start, etc….. Went up to 5.     We then moysed over to the rock pile to pick an exercise friendly rock. Had the Pax line up on the field for 7 exercise circuits, 10 circuits starting with 10 reps IC with each circuit decreasing by one rep and you couldn’t drop your rock until we all got through the circuit or we’d all be doing 5 burpees OYO. Needless to say one person, not saying any names, kept dropping his rock. The exercises were curls for the girls, shoulder press, tricep extension, rut rows, squats, upright rows, and chest press.

Mary: 6 in hold, low slow flutter, 45 degree hold, windshield wipers, 90 degree hold, heels to heaven, heel taps, Homer to Marge, chiseled cut, Pickle Pounders, HAND

Announcements: Noah’s Ark thanked all the Pax and friends that stepped up to help him and his M  trip to the Mayo Clinic which was moved up 3 weeks. 9/11 stair climb

T-Claps (Recognition): All the Pax that stepped up for Noah’s Ark

Prayer: That Noah’s Ark wife gets a true diagnosis and can get on the road to recovery, unspoken.       Snip took us out.

 

As as always thank you for letting me lead. It’s truly an honor!!!

Don’t Stop Believing

25 PAX came out for the conclusion of You vs. You. 14 HIM started out with a run to get the juices going. UTI looked like he just got out the pool. YHC was feeling anxious to get this thing going. A quick “push yourself” speech and we were off.

EC:
Yogurt, Go-gurt, UTI, Emeril, Axe, 187, Mookie, Katniss, Messi, Fonzi, LED, H1N1, Lucky Charms, Banana Seat

Warm Up:
Jog down to amphitheater lawn
Smurf Jacks x30
Bat wings x20 IC each
Jump Squats x20
Absolutions x10 on 8 cadence count

The Workout:
Mosey over to the white fences for typewriters
Lower rung x10 then 3 slides
Middle rung x10 then 3 slides
Top rung x10 then 3 slides

Long mosey over to Grigsby side parking lot for 11’s
Pickle Pounders and Bobby Hurley’s all done together
– saw a lot of sporadic bursts of speed out of guys during this one and I liked it

Mosey over to concession stand
BTTW Shoulder taps x10 IC
Preacher’s chair with hallelujah’s x10 IC
Rinse and Repeat

Mosey over to parking lot near rock pile
Wheelbarrow merkin suicides (partner up)
– using the parking spaces for distance, wheelbarrow to the next line, 1 merkin, then reverse wheelbarrow back to start. Go to 2nd line for 2 merkins, reverse back. Continue until the 5th line for 5 merkins then reverse back. Modify with bear crawl instead of merkins. Not sure if anyone successfully did all these without rest.

YHC looked at his Garmin and knew that we would not have time for planned Mary which was “Thunderstruck”. I’m sure everyone was happy though.

Mary:
6 inch hold into hello dollys x15 IC
LSF x15 IC
Windshield Wipers x15 IC
Heels to Heaven x15 IC
American Hammers x20 IC

Announcements:
Aug. 24 @ Middle Creek Elementary voluntary work day, Christmas Party 2nd Saturday in Dec., 911 shirt order and event, Fry Daddy run charity event

T-Claps (Recognition):
Hats off to 187, Messi, H1N1, Emeril, Axe for completing the You vs. You challenge of 5 EC + 5 BS AO’s

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark and family, IR PAX, unspoken

Wow, what a week! If you really want a challenge, try doing something crazy like UvU challenge. Continue to develop fresh ideas to keep the PAX engaged. Don’t stop believing in yourself and know you can push harder in everything you do in life. Now, it’s time for a couple days of fartsacking. SYITG when I return.

BS Out!

No Beauties but there was a Beast at Disney

Day 4 of You vs. You was at Disney, the greatest place on turf and the best ride in all of Southwake. YHC had the park open early arriving at 0450 to set up a couple ladders on the turf and plant the flag. After yesterdays hiccup, YHC was up early with no alarm and ready to work. We had a strong showing for EC again. There was an FNG so the disclaimer was given. A cotter showed up somewhere during the warm up and we could not remember his name, anyway welcome back Tussin. Skins for the Q today so enjoy the nips show.

Quick shout out to Messi for being at every AO this week at 0500 with his dad. He’s riding his bike for EC but he’s still there. I know a lot of you couldn’t even do that so hat’s off to this kid.

EC:
Goya, Emeril, Axe, 187, Breach, 8-Bit, Coal Ash, H1N1, Messi*, Warbucks, Banana Seat, ShamWOW!, Aquaman, Popinski

Warm Up:
Warm up lap on the turf with ladders, quick feet, slides, and backwards runs
Windmill x10 IC
Plank jacks x20 IC
Ranger merkins x20
We’re Not Worthy into Seal Claps x20 IC each
Stretch legs

The Workout:
Mosey to Abyss with two line Indian run
Down steps and back up with hops
Two lines at top squat hold until the the guy in front gets to platform
Bear crawl down with 5 merkins at each platform
At bottom hold squat until the six is in
Crawl bear up as far as you can go then modify to hops back up when needed
– Popinski went full beast mode wearing Breath Taker and completed the whole Abyss
Return to bottom and partner up size matters
Partner carry to half way then switch
Plank for the six

Mosey back to for the greatest show on turf
Line up on side lines
Skips across and lunges back
Slides across switching half way and carioca back with switch half way
Lie on belly and sprint at 75% speed on Q’s GO
– Some PAX don’t know how to dial it down and basically went full speed each round
Repeat back at 5K speed
Repeat back at Full speed
Repeat back at Usain Bolt speed
PAX was nice and winded so we circled up

Mary:
Capt. Thor 1:4 – 7:28 Big Boy Sit Up/American Hammers
Box Cutters x10 IC
Australian Snow Angels x10 IC
HAND

Announcements:
Foghorn putting together some charity work for local school, 911 stair climb coming soon, Co-Q at Purple Cobra announcement coming soon, UvU day 5 wraps up at Cletus

T-Claps (Recognition):
Popinski in BT completed a crawl bear up the Abyss. No words…
4 HIM completed the 4th EC+AO combo in a row, 1 more to go (Axe, 187, Emeril, H1N1)

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark family, Wiggly released an employee due to addictions and keep him in prayers, PAX on IR, Crab Legs tour winding down

4 EC’s and 4 Q’s are no joke. 1 more day tomorrow at where things all got started for me, Cletus. The workout will be a repeat from my 4 Year Anni this past June in Carterico. Let’s finish You vs. You strong men.

BS Out!

Better Late than Never – UvU3

UvU Day 3. Evidently my body was feeling it today. YHC had a difficult morning getting things going. Alarm was set for 0430. Slept right through it. 0523 on the phone and I had to do a double take. I shot out of bed shaking about what to do. Missed EC already. Barely got my contacts in and forgot to drain the main vain. Shot out the door and text Emeril asking him to do warm ups until I arrived. Pulled up to the first stop sign and an elderly person in a Cadillac pulled out first, ah great just my luck. However, this person had a lead foot I appreciated. Both of us hauling tail down Angier Rd. YHC arrived 0536 as warm ups were wrapping up. Took a second to release my liquid before running over to the plethora of HIM all ready to get started. I apologized to the group and did my 5 burpees OYO. Then we blasted off due to my adrenaline rush still on high.

EC:
Cupid, H1N1, Messi, Emeril, Axe, 187, LED, Fonzie, Breach, 8-Bit, Dumbo, Yogurt, Popinski, Wiggly, Banana Seat*(post EC)

Warm Up:
Emeril: Lap around courts
SSH
Sir Fozio Arm Circles
Hillbillies
Good Mornings
Merkins

The Workout:
Mosey down to baseball field for 11’s
Starting at home plate fence – Hand release merkins in the dirt
Run to center field – Morning Wood (Turkish Get Up) in dew soaked grass
It’s kind of like a Sugar Cookie but not as bad.

Mosey over to tennis courts
Line up on fence directly across from entrance gate for Crabs in a Bucket (but with bear crawls bc Q gave bad instructions)
PAX split in half and went in opposite directions until we reached back at the entrance gate

Next we did 1-legged burpees OYO x5 each leg

Partner up
Broken Wheelbarrow (one leg free) from fence to nets. Switch partners and come back.
Bull Frogs on IR (never been done, one legged) from fence to nets. Switch and return.

Mary:
Plank hold for most of Mary
Catalina Wine Mixers x10
J-Lo x10
Side ups x10 each side
Pickle pounders x20
Pretzels x10 each side
HAND

Announcements:
FB/Slack, Christmas Party 2nd Saturday in Dec., UvU Day 4 tomorrow at Disney (Q will set multiple alarms)

T-Claps (Recognition):
Popinski wearing BT, All those that were able to make it on time

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark M and family, Frumunda’s wife’s friend tragic death

I know it’s probably no big deal to the PAX but I was truly embarrassed about being late today. My body shut down from hearing my alarm which typically I don’t even have to use one. Great job to all you guys for the hard work today. Hopefully, no more malfunctions this week.

BS Out!

Rockin’ Good Time – UvU2

Foggy drive to the Nutcracker this morning. YHC showed up at 0500 and planted the flag. There was a group waiting for an extra push. One guy was already out running like it’s no big deal. We took off at 0505 and passed 2 others coming out of 12 Oaks. Back at the AO, YHC passed out the treats for those that just ran. New faces were in the mix for day 2 of You vs. You. There was a challenging workout ahead.

Warm Up:
Warm up lap over to circle with backwards hill runs otw
Good mornings x10
The pickers x10
Sumo squats x20
Slalom x20
Standard merkin x20

The Workout:
Mosey to playground – 3 rotating groups
Pull ups x10 (group rotates when complete)
BTTW shoulder taps AMRAP
Monkey humpers AMRAP
3 rds
*Note to self – stay away from Breach on BTTW as hot air rises and exits quickly. That was the closet I’ve ever came to a merlot during a workout.*

Mosey to top of steps – partner up same size and speed
Partner carry over to gated rock area, switch when needed
Everyone grab a rock – Cussack to track/field

Field long ways for Devin Hester’s (x2 each)
– Rd 1. P1 holds two rocks, P2 does 2 burpees then tries to catch P1, both partners go (curls on the recovery)
– Rd 2. P1 holds one rock, P2 does 1 burpee then tried to catch P1

Mosey over to short side of field
Wheel barrow across field, Switch and repeat back
Broad jump Rockees across field (this was a challenge as most had to modify)
Crab walk back with rock in lap
Curls and Tri’s while waiting on the 6

Running low on time YHC asked for everyone to hustle back with rock across the parking lot for 3 min abs.

Mary:
Canoes x10 IC
X-men crunch x10
LSF into
Protractor

T-Claps (Recognition):
Pikachu(ECEC), 187, Wiggly, H1N1, Messi, Flanigan, Blue Hen, Axe, Cupid, Emeril, Banana Seat
Lottery Prize Eligible: 187, Axe, Emeril, H1N1

Announcements:
Xmas party 2nd Saturday in Dec., UvU Day 3 tomorrow at Possum Trot

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark M, H1N1 good results

Awesome job today PAX! Very moist out there and socks were soggy fast. Looking forward to Day 3 of UvU tomorrow.

BS Out!

Just One Minute – UvU1

Day 1 of the You vs. You challenge had 20 HIM getting stronger together. 11 of those chose to start with some EC. YHC passed out some special treats just before the workout to those that completed EC. One FNG was there and one visitor from Carpex made his first trip to a SouthWake AO. A light drizzle came into play during the workout and the PAX was pleased by it. UvU challenge is intended to get guys out of their comfort zone and push harder than normal through the workout. YHC saw that in some guys, others were called out a couple times for walking. Here is how we went down to Paradise City.

FNG: Goya (brought by Emeril)

Warm Up:
Laps while snaking the parking lot with cariocas and slides before circling up with a squat hold.

Work on form
Exaggerated SSH x10 IC
SSH x10 IC
Exaggerated IW into HB x10 IC
IW into HB x10 IC
Exaggerated Mtn Climber x10 IC
Mtn climbers x10 IC
Exaggerated Prisoner Squats x10 IC
Squats x20

The Workout:
Just 1 Min – 3 groups for scout run
PAX will start in lower parking lot for 1 min of scout running then stopping for 1 min of an exercise. Rinse and repeat for 14 mins. Then head towards upper loop and repeat for another 14 mins.

Run, merkins
Run, bear crawl
Run, squats
Run, lunge
Run, monkey humpers
Run, plank jacks
Run, burpees

Head to laps with ramp
Run, shoulder taps
Run, broad jumps
Run, diamond merkins
Run, star jumps
Run, Turkish getups
Run, knerkins
Run, Catalina Wine Mixers

Mary:
Cold Play – Sally with 6 inch hold

Announcements:
See slack and FB, UvU continues tomorrow at The Nutcracker

T-Claps (Recognition):
EC – 187, Emeril, Messi, ShamWOW!, Axe, QWERTY, Yogurt, Go-Gurt, H1N1, Pablo, Banana Seat
Ramp Sprints – Yogurt, Go-Gurt, Snap
Breath Taker – Popinski

Prayer:
H1N1 testing, shootings, PAX on IR

It was a pleasure to lead this morning. Pumped for a strong week. Hope to see more guys out tomorrow pushing themselves.

BS Out!