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Fly like an airplane

PAX of 18 braved another frozen morning for the 2nd edition of a VQ from YHC. YHC cracked open the Exicon once more for a little variety, but not too much.

The clock struck 5:15 and 3 PAX headed out for a 2 mile EC loop: Cowboy, Double Doink, and YHC.

Warm Up:

YHC gave brief instructions to PAX to keep arms out on the mosey while doing Sir Fazio arm circle repeats (5 fw/5 bw/5 hold). PAX reluctantly did their best airplane impression and 3-2-1 blast off for the warm up lap around the soccer field. A few stops along the way for:
20 SSH
15 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbillies

Circled up on tennis court for:
10 Windmills IC
15 Morocan Night Clubs
20 Randys IC

The Workout:

With shoulders warm, PAX lined up on the sideline of the court for some Bottom Feeders (Tiny 11’s). It looked like this:
Bear crawl to other baseline
10 prisoner squats
Crawl bear back to start
1 WWII
This continued in normal 11’s fashion until 1 prisoner squat and 10 WWIIs were done.

Next, PAX split into 2 groups for some BTTW Bear crawl tunnels. Each group lined up and held BTTW against the fence. The last PAX in the line bear crawled through the tunnel to the front and held BTTW. Each group worked its way to opposite ends of the court and back, well 1 group did. The other group’s bridge collapsed, with no causulties, and the mission was aborted.

PAX moseyed over by the rock pile for some Jack Webbs. PAX went from 1 merkin:3 air presses up to 10:30.

Rocks were obtained and carried to the parking lot.
John Cusack rock around the lot with stops at the 4 corners for Wonder Bras. Starting with 5 at the first stop and adding 5 at each stop, ending with 20 at the last stop. Rocks were returned and PAX moseyed to the tennis courts for a date with Mary.

Mary:

Circled up on the tennis courts for Mary.
YHC led some plank-o-rama then PAX called out exercises.
10 Pickle Pounder IC
15 LBCs IC
10 Low slow flutters IC
10 Burpees OYO (thanks Lucky)
20 Foreign-national hammers IC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

NC Spring Classic on 4/27/19
New Running AO Thursday evenings – Sheetz Show (3-5 miles all paces welcome)
Blue Hen wins Breathtaker auction and donations for February to go to ALS.

Prayer:

Moby’s Dad, Injuries: Dumbo, Brexit, other PAX

YHC took us out.

Is Lipstick a Super Hero

Where does Lipstick really go when he disappears? Has anyone seen Superman and Lipstick in the same place? No. Batman? No. Spiderman? No. Lipstick may be fighting crime instead of dropping a deuce. Does anyone really have to poop that much? I can’t imagine the toilet paper budget in the house.

Regardless, 23 Pax posted on a slightly chilly Monday morning. I’m hoping the SW presence at Carpex was good and we were well represented.

10 for EC: Dawgpound, Full House, Emeril, Chips, Crosby, Double Donk, Cowboy, UTI, Peeping Tom, Skidmark

Breathtaker present

Warm Up: Pax were already circled up some Q let with some SSH. As Pax began a car wondered into the parking lot. The level of urgency was in question so Pax continued SSH until and unknown joined the circle. Pax did SSH x 60 and then 5 burpees OYO for the late Pax. A quick tutorial was given on Indian run that the Pax must reach the front before next Pax goes. Indian run for one loop with stops to do Good Mornings, Sir Fozio Arm Circles, Chinooks, Goofballs, and Moroccan Nightclubs.

The Workout: Big Winners today!! Triple 7’s! 7 burpees at the top of the ramp, 7 burpees at the bottom, and 7 runs up the ramp. Total = 98 burpees. Modify to merkins if needed.

Mosey to bottom parking lot. Partner up. One partner run and other do squats and then change to merkins.

Mary: Q provided a brief tutorial on the correct form for Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies. Engage the core. Did each in cc of 15.

Plank exercises all 10 cc. Regular, Right arm up, regular, left arm up, regular, parker peters, pickle pounders – recover

Announcements: See Pikachu’s announcements on Slack and FB. New announcements: R4TJ needs a Q Wednesday. Contact UTI.

Prayer: Bufird, Ausfart – released from hospital, Double D, Raleigh P.O.

Q took the group out in Prayer.

Friday Fun Run

QIC: Lucky Charms. A dark rainy morning in the Gloom, 13 solid lads out for a lil’ jog.

Warm Up: Oh that’s so sweet, but No Thank You!

The Workout: Indian Run, 50 x parking bump slalom weave, 50 x parking bump mogul jumps, Indian Run, 25 x Sumo Squats, Indian Run, Fozzy Arm Circles 25 F x 25 R, Indian Run, 25 x Dips, Indian Run, Imperial-walker x 24, Hillbillies x 24, Indian Run, Picnic Table Urkins x 30 & Durkins x 30, Indian Run, Bear Crawl together x 25 in cadence, Side Stradle Indian Run, Balls to Wall shoulder taps x 30, Indian Run, Bunny Hops together in cadence x 25, Indian Run to the PIT, Machine Gun run up stairs, Side Straddle-Hop x 100, Quickfeet down the stairs, Uphill Lunge walk together in cadence x 25, Indian Run

Total Indian Run 3.3 miles

Mary: LBC x 50
Announcements: Blue Ridge Relay meeting 1/22;  Mason Jar; Q-Source starts next week- 3 times available; remember to wear red on Fridays to recognize all deployed military (honor his friend)

Breathtaker 20lb. weight vest, Healing Transitions fundraiser auction:

Pikachu: $100, $160, $200, $225 ***WINNER***

Nemo: $120, $140, $170, $180

Breach: $110, $130, $150, $210

Prayer: Prayer to lead us out: Kid-cracker: (Pikachu) his niece, Evelyn, 14 yrs. old seizures & cancer, ICU @ DUKE PEDS; (Skidmark) Doug Stein, multiple leg injuries while running, wife pregnant; (Roger Roger) his grandfather (97) very ill.

Tag Your It

EC: Dawgpound, Cowboy, Chips, 187, Yogurt, Pikachu and Skidmark

Yoga EC: Slide Rule, Emeril and Crosby

Warm Up:

Lap Around the Park with the following Stops

Box Office:
Good Mornings
Batwing (20 Cadence Count Forward Fazio Arm Circle, 20 Cadence Count Backward Fazio Arm Circle, 20 Cadence Count Seal Claps, 20 Cadence Count Overhead Claps)

Corner:
Frankenstein Kicks
Hillbillies
Imperial Marches

Basketball Court:
10 Reverse Merkins
15 Squatter Pyramid

The Workout:

Partner Up and Play Catch Me if you can with 3 Burpees for two laps
Bearmuda Triangle Though it was a straight line since I forgot the cones.  Each light pole do incrementing Burpees starting at 1 to 3.  Head back and pick up the six
7’s up the ramp.  At bottom of Ramp do Monkey Humpers, Box jumps at the top
Circled up for Mucho Chesto Bear Ring of Fire.  — Cause of time constraints the plank hold went away and we did the wide, Right hand offset and Left hand offset together.

Mary:

20 Cadence Count LBCs
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

Fritter Foundation is starting this Wednesday!!!
Convergence tomorrow at Nutcracker 7 AM start time.  EC run from Starbucks starts at 6:30
Carpex Q Swap starts next week where Carpex comes to South Wake and the following week South Wake Q’s go to Carpex.  There are still opportunities to Q.  Sign up while opportunities last.
Did I mention Fritter Foundation
Breath Taker Donation starting next week
I forget did I mention Fritter Foundation

Prayer:
Ausfart and his recovery
Boy George Son River
Doug Stein

Git your motor runnin’… Head out on the highway…

Privilege to lead you fellas out there today. Great to see Crab Legs and all in the gloom and second F…

You’ll want to CRANK UP the link below!

Warm Up: Imperial walkers, hillbillies, good mornings. Revved up our engines with some Red Bull Smurf Jacks (SSH from squat position, 3x speed cadence x20). That will crank your tractor, or whatever you got! Mosey to greenway at Grigsby Avenue. More warmups of Fozzio? arm circles (still don’t know if its Fozie/Fozzio/Fonzie?), Moroccan night clubs, stretches.
The Workout: Two Indian run-type workout formations. 1. PAX planks up head to toe with heads uphill. Last PAX runs to front, yells “Down,” entire PAX does one Merkin, repeat until each PAX has run twice. Lots of groaning while holding plank for so long with 28 Merkins mixed in! 2. Good ol’ Guantanimos, again with each PAX running the line twice.

Headed out on the highway (Grigsby Avenue), Lookin’ for adventure. Failed attempt at 2-line Indian run. Lesson: Don’t make PAX THINK in the morning, just let them DO. Found adventure in Park Avenue subdivision–yes Park Avenue. Perfect 1/3 mile block for the Burpee mile: 3 stations of 6 burpees x 3 laps. That’s 54 burpees. Lots of different paces, of course. Thanks to Lucky, Double D, and others for picking up the 6.
Mary: Crunchy Frogs x10
Announcements: $50 for HS Half until Jan 1, when price goes up. UTurn Saturday minimum 5 miles. Hill run at Sugg organized by Boy George.
Prayer: Our brother Crab Legs, who posted today. Double D’s dad, Moby’s wife who’s expecting a little Moby any day now, Noah’s Ark after shoulder surgery, Ausfart, others I’m sure…

Out In Out In Out Out In Out

Read this to the end, there’s a special surprise announcement!

 

Man, Womble Park was LIT this morning.  60 degrees, raining, and the Pax had a host of options.  In order, they were:

Crazy Time (modified Murph) (4:30 AM): Pikachu, Cowboy
Pre-Ivan Yoga (5 AM): Emeril, Slide Rule
Pre-Ivan Run (5 AM): Dawgpound?  (Dunno, go read the Ivan Backblast for more info)
Pre-Cletus Yoga (5:15 AM): Pikachu, Slide Rule, Kid Cracker, Emeril
Pre-Cletus Run (5:15 AM): Yogurt, Cowboy, Warbucks
Crazy Ivan (5:30 AM): Go read theirs, dunno
Cletus (5:45 AM): Tagged pax (16)
2nd F @ Dunkin (6:45 AM): Not me, sadly

Warm Up:

As mentioned, it’s the first day of winter and raining.  But, true to NC form, it was also 60 degrees.  16 Pax started continued their morning with running the lines on the courts, SSH, Imperial Squat Walkers, Good Mornings, and  5 burpees OYO

Given the Pax’s newfound love of Yoga, YHC opted to do a brief demonstration of what “Yoga” has meant for the EC crowd the past two weeks.  We did a quick 5-10 count of Runner’s Pose, Warrior 1 & Warrior 2, with added time to discuss form and for YHC to figure out right leg from left leg.  Once everyone was limbered up, a slow mosey to the rock pile to start:

The Workout:

Part 1:

Pax went shoulder to shoulder in a plank.  End Pax ran to other end, while everyone else did a Merkin.  Rinse, repeat, two trips through.  Somehow we added up to 30 when there were 16 of us.  Math is hard, friends.

Part 2:

Split into 5 groups of 3 with 1 rock each 4 groups of 4 with 2 rocks each and head to the play ground.
Each Pax does one of:
– Wonderbra, Deadlift-overhead press, Merkin, pullup x5.  Pullups act as timer.
Rotate through 5 times for 25 pullups.

Part 3:

Head to the pavilion for everyone’s favorite Irkins, Derkins, and Dips (+ Bear Crawl).  Crawler acts as timer and everyone rotates through 3x

Part 4:

Reverse burpee indian run (front Pax goes to rear, everyone does a burpee when he gets to back of line) 1/2 around fields.  Regular Indian run back to courts

Mary:

Ain’t got no time for that.

Announcements:

Lots.  Draper announced 8/12K races?  Something something Holly Springs festival.  Something something heartbreak hill.  Something something.  Hit him up on Slack for details 🙂

Slack is, you know it, back.  Guys have been using it more and more.  2nd F lunch today, lots of chatter about the game, 3rd F postings.  Please, if you haven’t checked it out (or you checked it out last year and stopped), give it a try.

QSOURCE
This is a biggy.  We are going to make an intentional effort to do better at 2/3F in 2019.  To that end, we’ll be joining with the rest of F3Nation in a weekly study of the “QSource”, a leadership / human development program.   The 4 broad categories are Get Right, Live Right, Lead Right, and Leave Right.

Pikachu will be leading a group Tuesday mornings, 6:30 AM @ Starbucks (U-Turn location)
Breach will be leading Wednesday evenings, 8 PM @ CBC

Details will be, you guessed it, on slack.  (and facebook too, but it’s the worst)

Prayer:

Many guys were lifted up during prayer.  Focus on building our Shield Lock, the group of 1-3 other men who can hold you accountable because they actually know you.  We’ll be talking about this more in 2019.

Exciting new thingarama:

You made it!  Ok, exciting news.  In 2019, we’re going to revive an old challenge and make it more awesomer.  You remember breathtaker, right?  That 25 pound lump of suck that some poor Pax picked up at Cletus COT and wore to 5 workouts the following week?  Well, it’s baaaackkkkkkk.

But, this time, there’s a t-shirt.  Pax who successfully wear Breathtaker to 5 F3 workouts (EC are not a workout, but other region AO’s still count if you can’t stay in SW) in a week (Sun-Sat, including Ground Pounder!) will get a shirt with their name (and all the other successful HIM names) at the end of the year.  Names will be in order of completion of the challenge, so first week = first name.  If you complete the challenge more than once, your name gets bigger (think word cloud).

but wait” you might be thinking, “isn’t there going to be a mob trying to get their name on the shirt?  How will we decide who gets to go next/first?”

Have I got great news for you.  We will be auctioning off the next spot in the challenge every week.  All money will go to charity (charities will be chosen throughout the year as part of broader 3F efforts).  Bids start at $50.  Bids will close at Cletus COT.  Might have to call Shredder at Sheepdog to let those guys join in the live auction fun.  There will be a spreadsheet posted online (ahem, slack) to bid ahead of time (even weeks in advance if you want to plan ahead).  But, Cletus COT will always have a live option to bid more.

As a super added bonus/penalty: the pax who donates the most over the course of the year gets to keep Breathtaker.  Put it on the grill of your truck, mount it on your shovel flag, or wear it to bed proudly every night (please don’t wear it to bed, or, like, ever again).  Heck, burn it for all we care, but you earned the right to do what you want with that thing.

So, who’s going to step up to the challenge?  Who’s got the most breathtaker 5 packs in them this year?  Who’s going to wear it FIRST (and who’s going to wear it LAST)?  And, most importantly, what kind of impact can SouthWake have with a $50+ donation every week?

It’s an honor and a joy to be part of this crew.  Let’s go past the magnet (1F)  in 2019, get even past the glue (2F), and start building some dynamite (3F).

Slide Rule OUT

Glow Ball

Dawgpound posting for Blue Hen


Warm Up
:

The Q welcomed the two FNG’s (Tailpipe and Homie) to the group, short disclaimer, and then it was time to get moving.  After a few up and down running the hill near the basketball court the PAX were lead to the Salmander HSHM Finish line ramp.

  • Boat Canoe X 20 (Fan Favorite)
  • Little Baby SSH X 20 (The old Q had some low mumble chatter about winging the Q… c’mon man you know better)
  • Good mornings X 20
  • Merkins X 20

The Workout:

From the bottom of the ramp broad jump burpees were called out.  An audible was called to stop half way and run up to the top of the ramp.  Plank hold for the six and we were off to the wall.  People’s chair Indian run for one round and then a group run down to the basketball courts.

Everyone got in groups of three while the Q ran to get a glow soccer ball out from the bush it was hidden  in prior to the start of the fun. When Q’ing I enjoy trying out new things.  Crab soccer was a success and the PAX has enjoyed Ultimate Frisbee so Glow Basketball made sense to introduce.  The PAX dived into three groups.  Group one would run around Ting park.  Stopping at the bottom of the ramp for 10 burpees, top of the ramp 20 merkins, and top corner 10 more burpees before returning to the courts.  The other two faced off on an intense game of Glow Ball.  Rules: Double full court (either basket on each side counted), no dribbling or running with the ball, if the ball hit the ground, everyone did a merkin and the other team got the ball, if a team scores, the other team had to do a burpee (there were not many scores).

Observations from Glow Basketball: 1. The Southwake Pax have very limited basketball abilities 2. Dawgpound brings the intesity just like Ultimate 3. The SouthWake Pax can’t jump 4. Playing basketball in the dark makes it very difficult to know what team you are on 5. Emeril should stick to hockey.

After each group did their run around Ting park that was a wrap with 10 minutes for Mary and COT.

Mary:

6 inch leg hold (10 count) right into 33 inch leg hold (10 count) right into 45 inch leg hold right into American Hammers (10 count) right into Freddie Mercury (10 count) right into boat canoe (10 count).

Announcements:
Prayer:

It is always an honor to lead this group.  Prayers were lifted for CrabLegs, Ausfart, and those unspoken.

Welcome Ironic and Full House

Welcome Ironic and Full House.

Thunder claps for Foghorn for wearing a vest.

EC EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Midget, Lipstick, UTI

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Midget, Lipstick, UTI, Axe, 187, Warbucks, Yogurt, Brexit, Chips

Excuse Lexicon: IT Band Flare Up, No Alarm

Warm Up:

Circle Up
Fazio arm circle
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbillies
Good morning
10 Reverse Pushup
15 Squatter Pyramid

The Workout:

Workout
Find Groups of 4 Similar Speed
Indian Run around the 1/2 Mile Loop

Corner:
5 Burpee

Ticket Office
5 Burpee
10 Merkins

Bottom of Ramp
5 Burpee
10 Merkins
15 Squats

Basketball Court:
5 Burpee
10 Merkins
15 Squats
20 LBCs

Lead group came back for the six after they finished their last set.

Total of three laps

Run to ticket office
20 Squat Pyramids

Run to courts for Mary

Mary:

5 Burpee Countdown
LBC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

December 15th CSAUP
Some Second F is coming our way in the future

Prayer:

Pablo’s Mom
Crablegs
Double D’s Dad
Dave Bexit’s Buddy from Michigan.  Currently battling burns and infections.

Thanks for letting me lead you guys today.

Challenge Points:

Burpees: 75 => 225
Merkins: 100 => 200
Squats: 170 => 170

Total Points: 595