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Reduce Belly Fat

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Friday February 3, 2023 – sorry forgot to post last week.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Lap, SSH, Spinal Rotations, Good Morning

The Workout: I read this article on best Kettlebell exercises to reduce belly fat.  Here is what I discovered.  They also suggested sprints are good.

Partnered up, 100 of each combined KB Squat, Deadlifts, Press, Rows, Lunges – 50 meter sprint and mosey back as timer for each partner.

To address our “moobs” we did “Bring Sally Up” 3:30 challenge push-ups.

Mary: Rotated ab exercises

Announcements: None

T-Claps (Recognition): None

Prayer: 16-bit’s M and daughter’s health, Fram’s work, my M looking for part-time work and her grad work this semester. 

Turkish Delight

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I bet you didn’t know that Turkish get-ups are my favorite exercise.  Well, if you showed up this morning to Crazy Ivan you do now.  Being Friday the 13th the number 13 showed up a lot in today’s workout as did some quality metal in the form of Opeth’s 2001 masterpiece Blackwater Park.  PAX were showing up right up until the buzzer and when we got started we were 14 strong.  We finished with 16 as two brothers from Cletus joined us for Mary and COT.

FNGs:

None today

Warm Up:

SSH x26 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickerx x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC

Trunk Twists x10 IC

Squat hold with bell while each PAX did a 5 count around the circle.

The Workout:

Everyone partnered up and congregated at the end of the parking lot where instructions were given.  Partner 1 would stay put and do AMRAP Turkish Get-ups while partner 2 did an thing.  When partner 2 returned they would switch.

The things they did were:

Mosey with bell to middle of parking lot and do 13 curls.  Continue on to the other side of the lot and do 13 more curls before returning.

Go to field behind lot and do 13 kettlebell swings.  On #13 they threw it as far as possible and then bear crawled to the bell.  Upon retrieving it, lunge walk back while alternating twisting with the bell from hip to hip.

Mosey with bell to middle of parking lot and do 13 triceps extensions.  Continue to the other side of the lot and do 13 more before returning.

Crab walk with bell in belly to the half way point of the parking lot.

Do the same thing as curls and tris but with snatches

 

I really thought we’d have time to repeat but maybe that was a bit ambitious.  Also, group one was super slow.  I don’t think they liked their partners.  After one cycle we were down to only 5 minutes left so we wrapped up and headed to….

Mary:

Midget  love handles x13 IC each side

LBC x13 IC

American Hammers x16 IC

Announcements:

Painting in Garner today with Breach

2nd F lunch at Osha today

T-Claps (Recognition):

All of F3 Nation for showing up and raising over $65,000 for Cardinal from F3 Knoxville’s family

Prayer:

Cardinal from F3 Knoxville.  Breach is working to identify the closes AEDs for each of our AOs.  The Hunt center has one.  Know how to do CPR, it’s helped save lives locally in JoCo.

Sick and injured PAX

 

 

Always an honor to lead.  Thank you, men.

 

010000

Sorry 16 Bit

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It was raining so POTS came to visit. It is always nice seeing POTS. Also Peeping Tom came down from Carpex. They must not have a parking deck workout on Friday. I’m assuming he was avoiding the rain. Or maybe he likes being around us.

EC: Emeril and Dawgpound for some Yoga
FNGs: Nope not one
Warm Up:

You know you bounced with me.
Foot trace
Tootsie Roll
Spinal Twist
Bat Wing
Fazio Arm Circles Forward/Backward
Seal Claps
Overhead Claps
Randies — right after Bat Wing

The Workout:

We did a bit of exercises before the main event

30 KB Swings
5 Push Ups on Bell Each Arm
5 Swings to High Pull
5 KB windmills each arm
10 Thrusters Each Arm

We went into the main event a bit early. I had to much time at the end.

The main event was the game Tabata format. This is 45 seconds work with 15 seconds of rest. You do three exercises. You do the same number of reps for each exercise. We started off with 4 reps. If you finish close to 30 seconds you add 2 reps for each exercise. If you finish after 45 seconds you remove two reps to each exercise. If the exercise is one arm or one leg then you split the reps between the left and right side.

20 rounds of:
Swing to High Pull
Thrusters
Kettle Bell Pushups

I thought the three exercises went well together. Afterwards I was good and sweaty.

Mary:

We did a bunch of stretching to loosen the legs. Need to put the work in after a workout like that so you can function the next day.

Announcements:

Uhh I don’t remember.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Sorry I don’t remember

Backtits at Captain Caveman

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FNGs:none
Warm Up: mosey, ssh x20, daisy pickers,good mornings, foot trace, sir fasio arm circles and thumbs up
The Workout:  all exercises are with weighted mace

1st set- wonderbra x10 in cadence per side, arm extension plus curl in cadence x20, push up with arm lift x10 per side

2nd set- side plank with arm extension x10 per side, bridge press x20, burpee x5

3rd set-45 second exercise 15 sec break- barbarian squat, bow draw, bent over row

4th set- 45 second exercise 15 sec break- lateral lunge, lunge w/ joist, behind the head pendulum(don’t hit those back tits)

5th set- wonderbra x10 in cadence per side, arm extension plus curl in cadence x20, push up with arm lift x10 per side

Mary: ring around the Mary
Announcements: see slack
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: pumpkin spice household over covid, Dumbo recovery

I Don’t Wear Underwear on Fridays

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Got to Ivan early for some EC snatches with Dawgpound and Chaps. I chalked up the floor with our exercise progression for the day. Today’s focus was on controlled, yet explosive movements to build overall power. A good amount of stretching was planned for the end. Cars rolled in, we went to work.

FNG’s: no sir.
Warm Up: Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hinge Stretches, Neck to Shoulder stretch, Seal Claps.
The Workout: 1 minute work/15 seconds rest Tabata. 3 rounds total. 8 exercises. Exercises were: Halos, Swings, 2 Hand High Pull, Bell Merkins, Figure 8’s, Single Arm Thrusters, Single Arm Suitcase Deadlift, Goblet Squat.
Mary: 20 Midget cookie Pouches and about 8 mins. of stretching including some runners and pigeon pose with plank work.
Announcements: Building tee boxes for Jones frisbee golf, trash pickup at Hilltop Needmore, Food Ruck to Mama’s House, Q School opportunities coming up. Lot’s of good things happening in southwake. Check Slack.
T-Claps (Recognition): Bobby Boucher for hitting his first of many 5-packs!
Prayer: PAX with COVID or sick (Shredder, Pumpkin Spice, Mr. Terrific), my M Courtney, Bobby Boucher and his strength coach from way back is sick. Pipes took us out with some powerful prayer today, and then, YHC, Spoonman, Cupid, and POTS did burpees for #ourlegsfor crablegs!

Staying Dry with Camp Gladiator

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FNGs: Not Today
Warm Up: Lateral Stretch, Spine Wrap, Spinal Rolls, Squat arm stretch, inch worm to runners pose, hand/wrist stretching
The Workout: 1st Circuit 45/15sec intervals 4 sets 1) Battle lunge 2) Loaded Beast 3) Merkin/row with mace in hand  2nd Circuit 45/15sec intervals 4 sets 1) 2 squat switch spots to dragon lunges with bow draw 2) Monkey Crawl 3) Windmill 3 reps each hand  Grand Finale: 3 straight minutes of 360 swings
Mary: Abby work
Announcements: Long Ass Run March 27th
T-Claps (Recognition): All who posted on this cold rainy/thundery Tuesday in January
Prayer: Pumpkin Spice friend Mike in ICU

There are plenty of not stupid people apparently…

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PAX: Steamboat, Buford, Dawgpound, Tetanus, Tush, 16 Bit, Pikachu, Wahoo, Koolaid, Spinman, Midget for Life, Moped, Emeril, Pipes, Super Spreader, Chaps, Dahmer, Pots, Pumpkin Spice, Wiggly, Snap

Apparently this one never published, was stuck in Drafts folder.  Oh well, better late than never.

Weather called for rain and cold this morning, Crazy Ivan was the only option with a roof over your head so I decided to make a call to divide the ranks into stupid and not stupid.  21 showed up so I guess there still hope for F3 South Wake.  Or maybe we’re just the weak ones…  Regardless, I was happy to work hard and stay dry this morning!

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey around the lot and then SSH, Sir Fazio, Frankenstein, daisy pickers, windmills, and mountain climbers.
The Workout:

Stairs and Sharing: We partnered up and one Pax ran up the stairs while the other worked on curls for the girls, triceps extensions, squats, and LBCs with a twist.  Partners switched off until they had combined for 100 of each exercise.

Grumbling Legs: We went halfway down the parking lot with front lunges and finished the lot with side lunges.  Then came back halfway with side lunges the other way and finished it with back lunges.  It wasn’t a popular one especially since the kettlebells came with us.

Tabata: 30 secs on, 10 secs off.  3 sets of halos, figure 8s, deadlifts, and Midget love handles

Mary: Midget cookie pouches, boobity boobity with a 6″ hold, plank rows, pickle pounders and a 90 second plank with shoulder taps, nipplers, and mountain climbers mixed in.
Announcements: Monthly Challenge
Prayer: Fumunga just had surgery, and friends struggling with Covid.

Charmander, the lizard Pokemon

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After moving back a week in the Q schedule for Crazy Ivan to support Steamboat’s V Q YHC found himself with three Qs in one week. It lined up close enough to Pokemon’s 25 year anniversary so it only made sense to coordinate the workouts around the original three starters.

 

Today’s workout celebrated Charmander, the Lizard Pokemon. Charmander is easily the most popular of the original three starters and is the one that YHC likes the least. Therefore there were no Charmander references during the workout – this guy has had enough love over the years, trust me.

 

Word was received the day before that CarPex was going to arrive in force as they were considering starting a steel mace workout. YHC made sure that we hit the highlight tour of exercises for them to learn from – was great to have the company (even if it did come with an excessive amount of mumble chatter – that’s what burpees are for!).

FNGs:

None today – would’ve been great, we could have named them after a Pokemon.
Warm Up:

SSH x20

Hips in a barrel x5 each direction

Burpees x5 – the mumble chatter was already over the top

Good morning x11 IC

Still too much chit chat so we grabbed our maces and moseyed to the top of the deck

The Workout:

We moseyed to just past the entrance to the upper deck and circled up for a demonstration of the death march. We then performed 1 in cadence.

 

Moseying the short distance across the deck pax were given a demonstration of the 360. We then did 10 on YHC’s swing.

 

We gravediggered back to where we started up top for 2 death marches. Mosey back to the other side for 9 360s – Dawgpound figured out what we were doing. Repeato for 11s all the way through.

 

After finishing the 11s we moseyed back down to the bottom level. Circling up at start YHC demonstrated the ballistic curl – we did 10 and then moseyed halfway down the deck. There we demonstrated the mace deadlift – two legged first then one legged. 1 IC and then a new exercise – we bunny hopped with the mace back to the start. 9 ballistic curls kept our 11s going. Getting short on time we dropped the mosey/bunny hop and did our 11s stationary after the 5 / 6 set.

 

In the circle pax were instructed to hold their mace vertically overhead. After taking a knee, putting a hand down, and swinging the leg through they realized they were getting a very detailed Turkish Getup demonstration. Following the one getup we performed 5x Side Plank tucks – these were supposed to be the star of another set of 11s but 10 of those wasn’t going to happen and the clock was not being kind at this point. We did another Turkish Getup on the other side followed by 5 more side plank tucks and we moved onto mary.

 

We grabbed some call for preacher’s chair with the mace out front horizontally – 10x IC was followed by 10x Homer to Marge IC two legged then 10x IC one legged. We repeated all of those again on the other side.

Mary:

American hammer w/mace – 20x IC

 

Freddie Mercury x10 IC

 

Yoga – downward dog, knee down crescent lunge, pigeon pose

Announcements:

YHC’s TED talk tonight – “So you want to be a runner?”

Long ass run January 30th – sign up form is online

T-Claps (Recognition):

CarPex pax for making the trip to learn the ways of the mace

Prayer:

Saddique for wisdom, Mike for COVID recovery, Fumunga for surgery recovery, our country for a smooth transition this week.

Tyson Wins Again

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10 years ago our Forefathers set out and addressed an issue to a problem they didn’t know existed, Today we reap the benefits.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, SSH
The Workout: 10 Rounds with Tyson. Instead of running to the corners there would be kettlebell bear crawls on the long sides and Lunge walks on the short. We did the following exercises

  • Tricep Extensions
  • Rows
  • WWII
  • Thrusters
  • Burpee Snatches
  • Ground Pounders
  • Squats
  • Turkish Getups
  • Snatches

We did not make it to the last two exercises.

Mary: No times. Tyson knocked us out
Announcements: Q-Source by a Shield Lock, join the convo if you want, see Emeril. Monthly Challenge
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone for getting out of the fartsack this morning
Prayer: Fanny’s M, Pumpkin Spice’s kids for traveling

Playlist brought to the by the Billboard Top 100 January 1, 2011

  • Firework – Katy Perry
  • Grenade – Bruno Mars
  • What’s My Name – Rhianna
  • Raise Your Glass – Pink
  • We R Who We R – Kei$a
  • Just the Way You Are – Bruno Mars
  • Only Girl – Rhianna
  • The Time – Black Eyed Peas
  • 6 Foot 7 Foot – Lil’ Wayne
  • Just a Dream – Nelly
  • Bottoms Up – Trey Songz
  • Black and Yellow – Wiz Khalifa
  • Like a G6 – Far East Movement

Caveman Peak And Valley

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EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Dahmer
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Bounce
Foot Trace
Hinge
Spinal Rotation
Ring out the shoulders
Fazio Arm Circles or Blah blahrm blah blahs
Neck stretch

The Workout:

We went over the two options for the game. Remember the game from onnit. Start at four reps for three exercise. If you finish in enough time then increase the reps from 4 to 6. If you don’t finish the reps in time you lose your recovery time.

Option 1:
Switch Squat
Side Draw
UpperCut
Option 2:
Switch Squat to forward lunge
Front Draw
Battle Lunge (Reverse Lunge to start uppercut
We then did 20 minutes of work. 45 on 15 rest.

Mary:

6 minute abs!!!

   3 rounds
       10 Seconds Plank
       10 Seconds Knees to elbows
10 Seconds Mountain Climbers
20 Seconds Hug your knees
20 Seconds Bicycle
       20 Seconds Russian Twist
20 Seconds Bowl

We had time and did some downward dogs and pigeon poses.

Announcements:

Happy Holidays

T-Claps (Recognition):

Dawgpound and Emeril for keeping the Steel Mace and kettlebell workouts going

Prayer:
187 M

Fanny Packs M