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Filter or Cowboy Style?

The air was thick down in the Teeter bowl this morning.  Cigarette butts were abundant among the parking spaces that were used just about all through the workout. Mumblechatter surrounded cigarette style preference, proper exercise form, slow bear crawlers, and the size of sweat stains. “Hey, can get that last drag?”  “You got menthol filter over there?” “Nah, this ones cowboy style.” “ How many merkins on these burpees?” These were only a few of the mumblechatter examples as we moved constantly throughout today’s AO.

EC: YHC, 187, and Aquaman. Why did we take the Wescott hill route.

FNG’s: None, but Bullseye is officially an FNG behind the wheel with his permit now!
Warm Up: Mosey around the lot a bit stopping for Good Mornings, Sir Fazio’s, Squatted Seal And Overhead Claps, Frankenstein’s, and Imperial Walkers.
The Workout: Bear Crawlers Choice as we laid down some tracks along the parking spaces. Each pax in a parking spot. First pax calls an AMRAP exercise and bear crawls to the end.  Continued this procedure for the whole workout. The only break in action was when we hit an island, we all jailbreaked to the end of the lot, moseyed back to our spots and continued. Did this twice. Lunge walked back the second time. All kinds of exercises were called. Merkins, Irkins, dirkins, dry dicks, squats, lunges, pistol squats (ouch!), Shoulder Taps, WW1s and 2’s, Pickle Pounders, H2M, LBC, LSF, Guantanamo’s, burpees, Star Jumps, absolutions, Peter Parker’s, Box Cutters, Boat Canoes, American Hammers, mountain climbers, Freddie Mercury’s, wine mixers, plank holds, side planks, and several more.  The pax altogether called out a solid workout!
Mary: During the Thang.
Announcements:  Mix it up, get to other AO’s this week.  Mulch continues. Q Swap at the end of August.
T-Claps (Recognition): Lots of sweat stains on the lot this morning.  Great work HIM’s!
Prayer: Military, first responders, teachers to have peace and service during uncertain times.

I discovered today we could not do this routine all the way to the end of the lot.  We got about 2/3. Thanks brothers for helping me learn new things each time I Q. Honored to lead.

Don’t Buy The Fake News From Dem Boys Runnin For The Toilet

Me and Fanny Pack were up late getting ready for this morning’s workout. Fanny Pack was mowing the grass while I cleaned the bathrooms in case any random speed walkers with irritable bowels needed to make a pit stop. 520am came quickly and the gloom brought out some star power including the likes of M4L and Doc among others, and the place was looking pristine. We also welcomed back Cotter Kid Cracker, and Bondo who was making his second appearance since his FNG workout on Monday.

FNGs: Nada

Warm Up:

We started with a mosey around the soccer fields (doing our best to steer clear of the tennis courts) to the far parking lot for some warm up exercises….

Daisy Pickers x10, Annies x12, Imperial Walker x15, Hillbilly x15

The Workout:

Indian run around and past the amphitheater and make a left turn over the small bridge and another left at the fork in the path around the baseball fields. Stopped at the volleyball courts for a spontaneous 5 burpees OYO. Then continued to loop around baseball fields with an Indian run until we reached the bottom of the decline in the path (behind the fence of the outfield). This made for a nice hill to incorporate into the workout.

11’s with the Hill – Side Straddle Squats at the bottom and burpees at the top…Poop eater decided to make a stinky in the middle of our burpee reps. Luckily Florence was “Johnny on the spot” with a plastic baggy…

Next was an Indian run to the parking lot for a Dora rock workout.  Performed triceps extensions, shoulder presses and curls for the girlz – x100 reps each. PAX were told instead of doing high reps, to go slow and focus on form. Partner A started the rock reps while Partner B did evolution of man (Bear crawl 25 yards, lunge walk 25 yards, sprint back to their partner) around parking lot. Then trade places until all 100 rep goals were achieved.

Mary:

Plank hold while we went around the circle and each PAX gave a 10 count for a good shoulder burn.

Low Slow Flutter x20, boxcutter x15, LBC x20, homer to marge x20, monkey humper x20, have a nice day

Announcements:

-New seasonal AO @ Womble on Wednesdays at 1745 (Vicious Cycles)

-Greatest Place On Earth (Disney) Celebrates Dumbo’s 2 yr Anny tomorrow

-Volunteers still needed as Mulching Continues on Saturdays

-Consider donating to N2N…every little bit helps…more info and how to donate on 3rd F

-TBD NOW RATED BEST WEDNESDAY AO In SOUTHWAKE per all major news outlets

T-Claps (Recognition):

Kid Cracker for Getting back out to the gloom

Prayer: Florence starting a temporary job in South Carolina, Family that M4L mentioned that is going through a difficult separation (wife Aria), military and first responders

6 Year Anniversary Gala at Cletus

Wow – 6 years.  When I first gave into the 18 month long headlock by Gnard Dogg from Raleigh – I remember telling my M that “maybe this will be good – I can catch a Friday workout a few times a month to change up things for me at the Y (Sad Clown).  Little did I know that 6 years later, I would have accomplished the following:

  • Probably 1,000 posts
  • 7 half marathons completed
  • 2 Blue Ridge Relays
  • Maybe 3,000 miles of running
  • 10+ CSAUPs
  • 100+ Q-ed workouts
  • Hundreds of Clown Car rides
  • Stronger Marriage and relations with my kids
  • Major advances in my career / leadership (I accredit some of this to F3)
  • Countless memories with hundreds of new friends

WOW

Rolling into the parking lot at Cletus, Mookie and I got a little concerned.  On the way over in the clown car, we discussed what we would do if we had more than 25 Pax.  I did not want too many in our group(s) given Covid.  I quickly discussed what I had planned to Mookie as we drove over.  I remember him looking at me like “Are you crazy?”

As it became obvious that the Pax count would be near 40 – we decided to go with the Audible and split the pax.  I am very glad we did.  T-Claps to Mookie for the co-Q

FNGs:  None – Shovel flag planted at 5:29
Warm Up: Got things started with a mosie down to the field near the small pavillion.  The one we always warm up in when the crowds are big

  • Hand Release Burpees x 5 (OYO)
  • Good Morning x 10 (IC)
  • SSH x 20 (IC)
  • Moroccan Night Clubs x 20 (IC)  – note:  no one of Moroccan decent was offended with this reference
  • Mountain Climbers x 20 (IC)
  • Hell – it’s time to go

The Workout:

Pax of 38 was split into roughly half.  Mookie too one to the lower field and YHC kept the other half up top at the Soccer field.  It went down like this

Thing 1:  The Elle McPhereson

The Split pax on the soccer field would split again into two groups.  Groups would perform exercises on duct taped sheets in two (2) of the four corners (diagonal from each other).  Group 1 would sprint 50% around the track while Group 2 did the exercises.  Group 2 does AMRAP until all of Group 1 makes it to the opposite corner.  Group 1 would signal with a “yell” for Group 2 to stop the reps and run the same direction (clockwise around the field to them).  This was repeated for 20 minutes while the other Pax was down on the field.  Basically we were looping the 1/2 miles around the soccer field.

Group 1 (Arms and Chest)

  • Burpees
  • Wide Grip Merkins
  • Carolina Dry Docks
  • Diamond Merkins

Group 2 (Legs and Abs)

  • Jump Squats
  • WW1
  • Star Jumps
  • Mountain Climbers

Thing 2:  “The Michigan”

This workout was from the original scrolls of Southwake.  It was named by a Ohio State fan.  “Because it sux”.  The pax gathered on the end line of the soccer/football field.  All we did was sprints and Jack Webbs.  It went like this

  • Ten – 100-yard dashes +  2 Hand Release Jack Webbs (2 hand release merkins and 8 halleluiahs) 
  • Eight – 80 yard dashes + 4 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Six – 60 yard dashes + 6 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Four – 40 yard dashes + 8 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Two – 20 yard dashes + 10 Hand Release Jack Webbs

That went on for 20 minutes – it was a smoker

The 2 groups converged on the North Tennis Courts for Mary and COT

Mary:

  • Low Slow Flutter
  • LBC Ladder (IC)
    • 5
    • 10
    • 15
    • 20
    • 10
    • 5
  • Have a nice day

Announcements:

  • Mulch
  • Q Swap in August

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Gump for 5 years of F3!
  • YCH for 6 years
  • Kid Cracker for the Kotters – welcome back brother!

Prayer:

  • Unspoken
  • 1st responders
  • Brony’s friend with Cancer

YHC took us out in prayer

Photos, 2nd F and Busch Latte

I love you all

DB Out!

Foggy U-turn

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Good morning, SSH x 20, Merkins x 20, IW’s x 10, Hillibillies x 10, various stretching
The Workout: PAX of 20 for 5+ miles this Saturday morning through the fog.  Numerous PAX picking up the 6 along the way, nice work!
Mary: none
Announcements: sign up for mulch at Bass Lake
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Martini, Skidmark and M healthy baby and for Natty Ice’s M.

Shelter

Solid pax of 13 for a wet, wild & moist Thunder…..

FNGs: welcome Chris Yerxa – CAPRI
Warm Up: Mosey to amphitheater, Crosby warmed up the team with some SSH & Arm Circles
The Workout: We got our dancing shoes on:

Thunder Struck – SSH during verse, Merkin on Thunder, Double Merkin Burpee on Thunder Struck

Rebel Yell – Alt Leg Homer to Marge on verse, Diamond Merkins Chorus (more more more), LBC during bridge

Imagine Dragons Thunder – DIPS, Hold Down during verse, Up on ALL the Thunders

Roxanne – Superman hold on verse, 1/2 burpee on ‘Red Light”, Merkin “Roxanne”

Music Break: PAX Cadence Count Balls to the Wall / Wall Sit PAX cadence count x 2 / PAX Cadence Count Balls to the Wall

Sally – Squat Hold and jump up over head clap on the UP

Eminem/Rihanna Love the Way You Lie – Hold BOAT with claps during Rihanna, left/righ side LBC during Eminem

Mosey to Tennis Courts (not the shelter)

Mary: Box cutters whilst wating for all the PAX to mosey from amphitheater.

In 30 x cadence “crab” heel taps, 30 x cadence American Hammers, 30 x Diamond Merkins

Announcements: John Deere, Crosby + Beth running beer mile back to PYRC

T-Claps (Recognition): good job Capri

Prayer: Various thoughts and prays for recent bereavements and unspoken for Fumunga spouse.

Back to avg numbers at the U!

FNGs: NOPE
Warm Up: Quick mosey, the usual – SSH, Frankenstein, Good Morning, Daisy Pickers
The Workout: Standard U-Turn route, there had to be at least 15 of the 21 present make the first 6-pick up. Amazing site to be seen!
Mary: Not a chance
Announcements: RUNE!
T-Claps (Recognition): 4 Mile EC Crew! @Vasoline @Alpine @Skidmark @Aquaman @Bullseye @ShamWow!
Prayer: Martini’s Mother, Pablo’s Mother, Unspoken – @Aquaman took us out

One Merkin and One Day at a Time

FNGs: None

Warm Up: OK, I am sorry 1 Burpee only but my arms were tied. Circled up for SSH, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Seal Claps, and Overhead Seal Claps.

The Workout: Purple Cobra World tour consisted of Merkin Suicides in HT parking lot, followed by Dips and Prisoner Squats at the benches in front of HT, and then PAX moseyed in back of HT for a few Straight and Side Arm Raises with rocks in between Peoples Chair hold.

Someone had a good idea,  so we held Peoples Chair with rock shoulder presses as we counted 5 reps each. Finally, prior to returning the rocks we did Curls for the Girls. The next destination was to the bottom of the hill on Lassiter Road for some more Merkins, running backwards up the hill for Star Jumps. Final destination prior to Mary was donating some Balls to The Wall at GFC.

Mary: American Hammers, LBC’s, Low Slow Flutter all for cadence count of 30. Homer to Marge with one leg variation and then rolled over for alternating superman and superman to get some back exercises in.

Announcements: Dads Camp opening up.

T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo and Aquaman EC.  187, Bullseye, and Wallaby, nice to see you guys.

Prayer: Moment of silence and unspoken. Honor to lead and thank you.

Paradise City “Murph”

Lots of options on this Memorial Day morning, and with numerous pax traveling and some opting for a pop-up modified Murph, YHC didn’t expect a huge turnout.

5 pax showed up with three doing EC. I had decided over the weekend that the workout should be Murph inspired, so we were going to spend most of our time doing sets of 5/10/15 to get to 100/200/300 sets total.

FNGs:

None today
Warm Up:

We took a warm up lap, stopping for warm up exercises of SSH x10, Fazio Arm Circles x10, Good Morning x10

The Workout:

We circled up at the basketball court and got an overview of our plan for the morning. We would go counterclockwise up the hill, stopping for a “set” at each parking lot peninsula. A “set” would start out as 5x burpees, 10x merkins, 15x squats. At the top we came back down, stopping at every other peninsula set, giving most pax a total of 10 stops.

 

At this point doing 10 more of the first set didn’t look very reasonable for most pax, so we switched to 5x Turkish getups, 10x Carolina dry docks, 15x LBCs, going up and back in the same fashion.

Mary:

We circled around the parking lot for our cool down, stopping for left over right, right over left, and good mornings.

Announcements:

RUNE signup.
Prayer:

Grace in our communities.

Welcome Back Humidity!

19 PAX took on the humidity and welcomed the sweat back to U-turn. Lots of EC going on as we started with about 10 guys it felt like and finished with 19.

Warm Up:
Windmills, Frankensteins, SSH, in place High Knees and Butt Kickers

The Workout:
5 mile new school route. Pick up the six happened more than twice but we were safe.

Announcements:
RUNE sign up is out. Cut off is Friday May 29th.Dad’s camp sign up for August. Memorial Day all AO’s will be open and there will be a murph happening for those that want to join at Womble. Details on Slack/FB.

T-Claps (Recognition):
All the EC guys out there. YHC decided to do 10 burpees after each mile, fun stuff.

Prayer:
Mr. Terrific and job search, Emeril’s wife’s uncles died from heart attacks. Frumunga’s family member had a heart attack. Martini’s mom battling cancer now in Hospice care. Katniss co-worker, Cupid’s grandma in Hospice, Aquaman mentioned how God will bring good out of all this pandemic we are experiencing.

Strong work gents.
BS Out!

Standard U-Turn with Minimal Kisses and Hugs

FNGs: Not Today
Warm Up: Various stretching called out by the Q and some wanna be Q’s, as YHC was stalling with the staggered departures 🙂
The Workout: Standard U-Turn
Mary: Stretching during announcements
Announcements: F3 Wilmington Race is a go. Check the webs and signup on google sheet.
T-Claps (Recognition): 28 men for still hitting the pavement hard with all that is going on.  It’s been a rough week for the world, a lot of disruption in our daily life and races cancelled. This is the time we need each other the most. The strong friendships are what will get us through this and make an impact on community where we can.
Prayer: All effected by Covid-19, Moby’s Father back in hospital, Aqua’s Father in-law, Katniss Co-worker/Long time friend passed, Crablegs.