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Nothing But Net

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YHC overslept slightly and knew he was going to miss the EC crowd. After quickly getting ready and out the door, I pull up to the stoplight and see Emeril headed toward Disney. I rolled down the window to try and convince him to follow me to Tiger Blood, but he wasn’t playing any games. He was ready to run the Disney PAX to death. As I pull into the lot at 0507, I see the EC crowd of Axe, 187, Bernie, and Lipstick just leaving , so I quickly grab my tracer and try to catch them. After a brisk half-mile sprint, I catch them as they missed turn for Gable Ridge. Bernie and Lipstick had other plans, so 187, Axe, and YHC turn back to get on track. Just before getting to Holly Springs Rd, we picked up a friendly Pokemon who surprised us when he said he was only on mile 2, not 20. So we headed back to Holly Ridge just in time to see Coal Ash swerving around trying to find the entrance to Tiger Blood. Slaughter and the 12 Oaks clown car roll up and at 0530, we’re ready to roll.

EC:

FNGs: None, the heard Emeril was Q’ing at Disney

Warm Up:
Mosey to back parking lot for:

SSH x20, The goofball x20, daisy pickers x10, mountain climbers x20, moroccan night clubs x10, seal claps x10

Mosey over near the basketball courts.

The Workout:
Thang 1 – Double 7’s

We started out with 7’s from the playground to the parking lot gate. YHC called scorpion dry docks at the playground and pistol squats, 1 each leg. Flanigan suggested we do 1 on each leg for dry docks as well, hence the double 7’s.

Thang 2 – Shoot around

Over to the basketball court to see what kind of ballers made it out to Tiger Blood. PAX lined up and did an exercise called by YHC while PAX took turns taking a shot. We began by doing 1 burpee for a miss and adding 1 after each miss. This turned out to be a terrible idea with this group. After missing the 6 or the first 7 shots, YHC decided we’d wait until the end of each round to do penalty burpees. The terrible shooting continued for 5 rounds and quite a few burpees done after each round. We had a round of horrible dunks, 3 pointers, and free throws.

Exercises done: plank hold, squat hold, plank jacks, SSH, Al Gore’s, and lots of penalty burpees.

Mosey over to the long parking lot.

Thang 3 – Merkin Shuffle + Guantanamo’s

PAX partnered up for Merkin shuffle (5 shuffle steps + increasing pattycake merkins). YHC didn’t do a good job on explaining the proper count for pattycake merkins (2 merkins = 1 count). We struggled through the count until we hit the 1st island.

We then switched to Guantanamo’s until the 2nd island, then back to merkin shuffle. YHC tried counting left, right = 1, but PAX didn’t get that either, even cadence counting didn’t work. As this fell apart, we switched back to Guantanamo’s to the 3rd island.

A sprint back to grab the basketball then mosey back to the start for Mary.

Mary:
As noted in the pre-blast, we did some spelling. PAX held a 6 inch hold and spelled the alphabet (capital letters) with both feet together. This was so much fun at Purple Cobra Tuesday, that YHC brought it back out.

Just after our spelling lesson, Bernie and Lipstick showed back up for a little Mary and CoT.

LBCs x20
Hello Dolly x20
Homer to marge x20 x10 right/x10 left
American Hammers x20

Announcements:
Picnic this weekend, Neuse River trail run Saturday (see Pikachu for details)

T-Claps (Recognition):
To all the PAX who showed up today and were unashamed to show off their terrible shooting skills.

Prayer:
Praise for Shredder’s return to the gloom, Bernie’s family, classmate’s mother who passed unexpectedly

YHC took us out.

Not going to take the long way around?

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Ten strong at Downtown Train to get our week started out right.

EC: Warbucks

FNGs: None

Warm Up: DT Lap, 5 burpees (OYO), Daisy pickers, windmills, merkins, fazio arm circles forward and backwards

The Workout:

Mosey’d to library parking lot and paired up for some 7’s. Pax started in middle of parking lot for patty-cake merkins. Partners ran to opposite end of parking lot for burpees and back to the middle for patty cake merkins.

Mosey’d…the long-way…to different area of parking lot. Switched partners for some Dora. Exercises were as follows….

100 squat jumps

200 squats

300 LBCs

One PAX did exercise while partner bear crawled around planter. Switch/repeat until reached totals.

Mosey’d…at the suggestion of Flanigan, the long way…to parking garage. YHC decided to call an audible. He had intended to have PAX do leap frog burpees from one end of the garage to the other.  Instead, stuck with the leg them and PAX grab some wall for peoples chair (10 count each PAX x 2).

Mary: 10 burpees (OYO), dying cockroachs, Warbucks led exercise (name?), Breach led us in penguins, and Flanigan finished with 20 diamond merkins.

Announcements: Picnic this Saturday. See Slack and Facebook for sign up sheet.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: YHC took us out.

That time that Burt Reynolds Fartsacked….

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Disclaimer – if you were there and I missed you please send me a message on Slack, text, FB, whatever…  Sorry PAX, UTIs head is a little spinny this week. (more than usual even)

EC: Deadbolt, Nemo, Lucky Charms, Mookie, YHC, Skidmark, Pikachu

FNGs: 0

Warm Up:  Overhead Arm Stretch, SSH, 1 lap around the Ivan lot

On the warm-up Flanigan commented on the lack of Burt Reynolds.  No F3 guy named Burt, no Q with a stash, or with a cowboy hat.  He was promised Burt F-ing Reynolds!!!  I told him… dude fartsacked….  it happens…

The Workout:  15x for each single hand move 30x for each 2 handed move

  • One Arm Swing (15 each hand)
    Single Leg Stiff Deadlift / Kickstand (same leg out/arm lift)
    Two Handed Kettlebell Press (overhead)
    Goblet Squat Jump (hold crown)
    Chest Press + Overhead Sit Up / Crunch (one handed each side)
    Snatch / High Pull (one handed each side)
    Reverse Lunge + Curl / Split Squat
    Ribbons (loop bell overhead, pass behind)
    Thruster (squat and press overhead, one hand)
    Staggered One Arm Row
    American Hammer with bell
    Figure 8’s Side to Side
    Sumo Deadlift to Upright Row
    Pullover + Leg Raise / Knee Raise (lay down touch your toes – dying cockroach sort of)

This was YHCs first kettlebell Q and the PAX were very helpful with audibles and comments concerning form.  Thank you guys for your leadership.  Lots of post workout praise for my time in the hot seat.  Thanks for the encouragement HIM.  Appreciate all of you!

Mary: Box cutters, Pickle Pounders, Homer to Marge
Announcements:

Reminder.  Oct. 12th is the picnic.  Signup sheet is posted.  Bring some food and the fam – https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wdWIZv-meI2jnoS8Kgl0g5fCiBk9lBbIyXsDGdXTyyc/edit?usp=sharing

10/5 @ 5PM Beer Mile + 2nd F with Bender Street playing live after

T-Claps (Recognition):  Those in attendance at Ivan.  Thanks for the support.

Also, he who takes Ivan Q next week – Person is TBD but if they accept, they get T Claps

Prayer:  That 187, Bernie, Sassy’s beer mile team loses graciously

For serious…  YHCs Uncle fell from a tree stand this week, will be hospitalized for a bit and rehab to follow.

An elderly family friend of YHCs has been hospitalized.  Praying for the best and for her family as she recovers.

Not sure why we’re running at a Boot Camp.

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As the PAX got out of their cars I informed them that they weren’t going to need gloves for this workout.  Bit of mumble chatter related to having to only run.  Moby was ready to get back in Bluehens car.   I plan to try to grab one Q a week and work on running for the HSHM.  Today’s workout would be track focused and negative splits.

FNGs: None

EC: Pikachu, The Natural

Warm Up: SSH, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Windmills

The Workout: Jog down to the track.  Partner up, like speed.   Go in opposite directions when you meet x25 Core Exercises in cadence.  Every lap speed up.

Mary: 5 burpees for chatter, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Plank Hold x10 count per Pax while stretch calves, runners pose, pigeon

Announcements: See Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):   Dumbo’s shooting star

Prayer:  Bernie and his family

Get On the Philly Bus V2

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With the excitement of UTI (HIM) pushing the limit on breathtaker to raise $ and awareness for the Travis Manion Foundation and a big game for the Philadelphia Eagles playing Flanigan and BlueHen decided to dial up version 2 of Get On the Philly Bus at TigerBlood.  Version one was held prior to their Super Bowl LII championship and certainly brought some good philly mojo the hope was alive that the same would hold true and the birds could get back on track.  The BB was intentially delayed until the outcome of this game.  The Birds are back baby – Discount Double take tossed up an interception to seal the cheesehead fate with seconds left in the game! Fly Eagles Fly!

Although TigerBlood got beat out by Disney due to a mole (M4L)  coming over to BlueHens house at 7:45 to distract him and Flanigan allowing for bids to come in at 7:58, we were happy to help contribute to a great cause and in the end it looks like everyone won – additional $ for Travis Manion and Birds Victory!

FNGs: N/A

Warm Up:

Mosey over to  the parking log behind the middle school.

  • SSH X 11  (BlueHen)
  • Good Morning X 7 (Flanigan)
  • Clock Merkins (BlueHen) 1-wins this year,  3- Super bowls, 10 NFC East Championships, 11 Carson Wentz

The Workout:

Eye of the Tiger

The PAX made their way over  to the track.  While BlueHen fired up the Philly DJ stand, Flanigan directed the PAX to do 3 hot laps around the track stopping after each lap to knock out 13 merkins (in honor of Agholor catching babies).  Eye Of the Tiger was planing and the PAX needed to make their way back before the song ends or a penalty would be applied.  The PAX made it back and no penalty  was needed

E A G L E S

The PAX transitioned into an indian run over to the far side of the elementary school parking lot near the bloody wall.  Everyone partnered up for a round of E A G L E S.

E – Empty wheelbarrows. With partner empty wheelbarrow from bloody wall to middle of parking lot, switch and make their way back.  The facial expressions while crabwalking with a partner lifting the legs were classic.

A – Australian mountain climbers.  Everyone on the wall for 20 count of AMC .

G – Goofballs.  The PAX did 20 IC Goofballs.

L – LBC’s.  The PAX did 20 IC LBC’s.

E – Empty wheelbarrows.  Time for another round of partner empty wheelbarrows.  (fan favorite)

S – Star jumps. the PAX did 20 star jumps IC.

Rocky (Gonna Fly Now) Tabata

The  PAX made their way over past the tiger prints to the front of the elementary school and everyone found a spot at what of the tables.

With Gonna Fly Now playing two rounds of Tabata as follows went down.

Set 1 – box jumps & merkins

Set 2 – box jumps & derkins

Set 3 – dips & Urkins

Set 4 – squats & dips

Rinse and repeat four times.

Prior to Mary two rounds of wind sprints in the parking lot.  Partner one sprint to the greasy pole while the other partner did squats.  Rinse and repeat.

 

Mary:

The pax took turns with several rounds of ab exercises bringing as we closed things out. Plenty of sweat with minimal blood.
Announcements:

F3 Southwake picnic coming up Oct. 12.

T-Claps (Recognition):

UTI – he continues to do great work with the breathtaker and raising $ and awareness for Travis Manion Foundation.  As mentioned earlier, although TigerBlood got beat out by Disney due to a mole (M4L)  coming over to BlueHens house at 7:45 to distract him and Flanigan allowing for bids to come in at 7:58, we were happy to help contribute to a great cause!

Prayer:

Warbuck’s babysitter who has been sick.

Pump Up the Volume

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FNGs:

N/A

Warm Up:

To the song Get Low by Dillon Francis…

While song starts SSH X 10. As the song says get low gradually go into squat as low as you can go. Hold squat during … low… low… low…low. Some struggling here,  but effort made. This may have caused some turtle heads, especially SlideRule. Back into SSH X 10,  Morracon night clubs X 20, Plank jacks X 20. Repeat – As song says get low gradually go into squat as low as you can go Hold squat during …. Low… low ….. Low … low. SSH X 10, Morracon night clubs X 20, plank Jacks X 20.

The Workout:

Circle of Burpee Pain.  Playlist was a preview of upcoming evolution of men and continued until everyone finished. (All  along the Watchtower, Immigrant Song, Eye of the Tiger, Livin’ on a Prayer, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Everlong, Mo Money Mo Problems. )

55 – burpees in total with exercises in between.

10 burpees OYO, Plank Hold X 55 IC

9 burbees OYO, Freddie Mercury X 45 IC

8 burbees OYO, Plank Jacks X 40 IC

7 burbees OYO, Flutter kicks X 35

6 burbees OYO, Alternating Shoulder taps X 30

5 burbees OYO, Merkins X 25

4 burbees OYO, Diamond merkins X 20

3 burbees OYO, Slow low merkin X 15

2 burbees OYO, Spider merkins X 10

1 burbee OYO, Ranger Merkin X 5

With everyone winded the PAX transitioned into Evolution of man suicide run.

First up – Spiderman crawl – to first bush along the long parking lot beside the school. Sprint back and plank hold.

Next up – Bear crawl to second bush. Sprint back and plank hold.

Third round -Duck walk to third bush. Sprint back and plank hold.

Final round – Run to the last tree bush.  Sprint back and plank hold.

Evolution of man and song concluded and the PAX formed an Indian Run with most with most winded at this point. The PAX made their way back to the cars for Mary.  Along the way back a sighting of the bearded mystery man appeared. He very much looked like Bernie.

Mary:

Partner up and while listening to Roxanne by the Police the PAX did SSH’s for the entire song and with each “Roxanne” a  partner Merkin Clab was executed.

One round of guantanamo’s followed by plank hold with each pax jumping over each PAX in the circle.  To conclude a quick round of AH’s X 20, Boat Canoe’s X 20, and have a good day.

Everyone gave it what they had with minimal complaining.  The Q had a request for limited running, but a little over a mile was clocked.
Announcements:

See Slack
Prayer:

Noah’s ark and Crablegs.

Return of B.R.O.K.E.D.

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EC: 187, Axe, Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pablo

ECECEC: Pikachu

FNGs: None.

Warm Up: 10 x SSH, 10 x Good Mornings. Explained the route and off we go.

The Workout:  Some running AOs refer to themselves as “BRR Friendly”….. R4TJ likes to refer to their flavor of BRR training route as the BLUE RIDGE OUTRAGEOUS KLIMB ELEVATION DEMO. We here at R4TJ like to say that your legs will feel B.R.O.K.E.D. when you’re done – Satisfaction Guaranteed! So…We got B.R.O.K.E.D.!!!

Mary: Not present.

Announcements: Labor Day Convergence AO…Lipstick has the Q. Check Slack and FB for more information

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great work out there this morning everyone….Crossway is no joke and everyone was getting after it. Pikachu for getting in 20 miles this morning!

Prayer: Noah’s Ark and his family, Crablegs and his ALS summer tour, injured PAX, unspoken

It was an honor to lead!

F3 is a superpower.

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So after a short sting, err stint on the IR due to a spider bite, no better way to come back to working out than to Q your first work out back. Downtown Train has been a little light in attendance so it was good to see Pax coming in from clown cars and running in from different directions.

FNGs: None

With No FNG’s we took a quick Mosey to the lower level of the parking deck for warm-ups.
Warm Up: 15 SSH, 16 Imperial Walkers, 10 Sir Fazio forward and Backward.

Warm-up complete time to start the warm-up.

The Workout:

Thang 1: A little venomous flavored Dora 123 in honor of my recent spider bite, but unfortunate lack of superpowers.                                                                                                                                                100 Peter Parkers, 200 LBC’s 300 Copperhead Squats

With that completed, we moseyed to the upper level of the parking deck

Thang 2:  Modified 11’s. with  HillBillys and Monkey Humbers with 5 merkins every time you cross the middle of the parking deck.

Still had some extra time so we did

Thang 3:  7’s  with Freddy Mercury’s and Imperial Walkers

Mary:  Pax Did Circle of Mary
Announcements:  9/11 Stair Climb, Labor Day Convergence at Sugg Farm Next Monday, Gump’s Pax Challange to Q 1 workout a Month till the end of the year
Prayer: Noah’s Ark M, all the 2.0’s starting school today

COT:
Count-a-rama:  12
Name-a-rama: 11 Meh 1 Respsect

NMS:  As always my days are always better when they start with F3. Men, if you have not Q, ‘d a workout take that challenge, I am sure if you ask someone would Co-Q your first workout and/or help you plan it.

Crazy 8’s Random Reps!

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EC: Full House, 187, Yogurt, Cupid, Axe

PAX: Yogi, Da Buisness, Brony, Full House, Fonzi, FedEx, Moby, Banana Seat, Axe, Oboe, Lipstick, 187, Dahmer, Cupid, 16bit, Yogurt, Katniss

FNGs: None

Yogurt, thanks for the opportunity!  PAX, thanks for a great turn out. Thanks to all of you in F3.  I’ve been with F3 almost 6 months, it has made a significant impact in my life, and I can assure you that many of you have no idea that you have been a part of it.

Some of you have made an impact by just doing what you do ITG, some have made an impact by what you’ve said, some have made an impact by your encouragement, some by your leadership, and some by your fellowship.  It is an honor to stand by your side!

Warm Up:

YHC arrived for his first Q at 5:03.  Debated skipping EC all week before my Q, but decided I needed it, so rationalized that I would EC but throttle back.  Upon arrival, realized there were all “deer” for the EC, great….I’ll be the 6 no problem….A little mumble chatter at the end of EC from YHC to the deer picking up the 6 that “I can’t believe you are running so fast considering the workout to come”.  It was a bluff and I think they knew…Arrived back at the lot to be humbled by how many showed up for my VQ! Beyond expectations, some audibles were required for my planned workout.

Imperial Walkers (aka Hillbillies) X 10

“A little mumble chatter somewhere in here about my cadence and incorrect exercise call out, but silenced immediately by 187.  Silence for the rest of the workout. I had no idea that 187 was so scary. What the heck? Is there something I should know about?  But anyhow thanks 187.

Imperial Walkers (aka Imperial Walkers) X 10

SSH X 20

Daisy Picker X 10

Fazio Arm Circles F/B X 10

The Workout:

2 group Indian Run around Soccer Fields to Play ground.

At the playground, taking one from the F3 playbook, we did Morning Call.  All PAX held Plank and did 5 Merkins as 1 PAX counted 5 Pull-ups. This was repeated until all PAX did 5 pull-ups.  A little confusing with 2 groups but hey I didn’t expect this many PAX.

Next a Mosey to the rock pile, where all PAX selected a rock for some arm work in cadence.  Random facts, No snake or spider bites today, and in cadence = 2X reps.

Curls for the Girls 10+

Overhead Press 10+

Tricep Extensions10+

Squats 10+

Well the adrenaline must have hit my brain at this point because it should have been 3 sets of 8 but my focus on proper counting and cadence (which was all over the place) caused random reps and random exercise completions.  I just went with it…

Next, an Indian Run around the baseball fields back to the lot where we left our rocks.  This Indian run was worse than traffic on 40. Personal note: If you are coming back to the same place you can send the PAX in opposite directions.  Yes, this was taken to heart and applied for the remainder of the workout.

Arriving back at the lot with our rocks, I remembered that 3 sets were the plan.  So again with random counts due to memory and cadence inflection, we did some arm work, 3 sets this time, random reps but I forgot the squats. 

3 Sets:

Curls for the Girls 10+

Overhead Press 10+

Tricep Extensions10+

Realized on the 2nd set that my mistake had worked out just fine.  Arms were burning, a few PAX were dropping rocks, and still had one set to go

Dropped off rocks.  Still time to go…Rinse and repeat the first part, finally something worked out to plan

Indian Run around soccer fields, 1 group CW, 1 group CCW, meet at the playground.

Plank hold and 5 merkins while 1 PAX completed 5 pull-ups until everyone had a turn.  It was somewhere in the middle here that I couldn’t complete my own workout without modifying.

Fun Fact: I may have completed 1 workout since I started F3 without modifying.  Must have been an M4L workout!

Towards the end I panicked as it seemed to much time was left and I asked Banana Seat to take over as my workout was complete along with my contingency plans of rinse and repeat (plus he was the closest to me).  He gave me encouragement that we could eat up the time with some extra ab work during Mary. Yogi ate up a few minutes with some extra pull-ups before we headed to Mary at the tennis courts. Jail Break called for the overachievers on the way to the tennis courts

Mary:

Shoulder Taps X10

Pickle Pounders X15

6” hold 0 degree to 45 degree 10 sec holds: X3

LBC X15

Diamond Merkins X10

Somewhere in here I couldn’t breath or count.  Looked to the PAX to call out exercises and I provided the impeccable cadence counts…

American Hammers X15

???

So all in all, I think it turned out to be a good workout.  My plan for crazy 8’s fell apart but the Strava map still looks something like an “8”.  It was a pleasure to lead you men. 

Announcements:

Beautification Project this Saturday at Middle Creek Elementary School Being coordinated by Foghorn and 187.  Free donuts and coffee! JACO- see facebook

Claps (Recognition):  All PAX for allowing me to lead

Prayer: Noah’s Ark and wife, CrabLegs, Quiver’s spider bite, Injured PAX, YHC took us out

Abs of Speed and a Mystery Man

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With BRR quickly approaching the Q decided to get some track work in with the PAX.  One PAX, Pikachu, got an EC run in and the rest showed up with a few minutes to spare.  With 9 PAX the group was off.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

Mosey down to the parking lot behind the school.

SSH IC X 20

Good Mornings IC X 15

Windmill IC X 20

Morracan Night Clubs IC X 20

Sir Fazio Arm Circles IC X 20

Various leg stretches

The Workout:

With the sunlight continuing to come later the PAX made their way to the dark track.  The PAX were told we would work on speed and Abs today.  The Q could felt the excitement with this announcement.

Speed of Abs

The PAX started with 20 American Hammers followed by a 100 meter sprint at 50% with a plank hold until everyone has finished.  The last person in gave a 10 count from the plank hold.  This pattern continued with…

  • 20 IC Sweat Angels and into a 100 meter sprint.  Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 IC LBC and into a 400 meter run (1 lap) at 75%. Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 IC Monkey Crunches and into an 800 meter run (2 laps) at 100%. Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 Flutter Kicks and into a 400 meter run at 100%.  Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 Freddie Mercuries and into a 100 meter sprint (100%). The Q and Pikachu gave a 5 second head start to the Pax.  Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.
  • 20 WWII’s and into a 100 meter sprint (100%). The Q and Pikachu gave a 5 second head start to the Pax.  Plank hold with a 10 count once everyone finished.

During the run a mystery man was running along the track.  It was dark and difficult to make out this person as he weaved in and out of our Ab exercises. He was a focused man dialed into his running.  He had a dark beard and closely resembled either Ricky Martin or our very own Bernie.

Brokeback Merkins

The PAX made their way from the track to the parking behind the school.  The PAX Partnered up and ran in opposite directions.  When they met drop down for some brokeback merkins – 10 each.  The PAX continued until everyone completed 40 merkins.

A quick Indian run back to the main parking lot with about 5 minutes left for Mary.

Mary:

20 IC Boat Canoes

20 IC Peter Parkers

20 IC Windshield Wipers.

Announcements:

none
T-Claps (Recognition):

Mystery Man on navigating his track work with PAX laid out on their backs across the track.
Prayer:

Noah’s Arc’s wife, Trooper involved in a motorcycle accident, CrabLegs, Pickachu and relief from recent headaches.