My Boobies Are Real

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I had a playlist queued up and ready to go for today’s tabata style workout.  It was, unsurprisingly, a heavy metal mix that I was really looking forward to.  Opeth was going to be playing and I love Opeth.  Well, that all completely changed when I rolled up to the AO and got out of my car to find Gump and Forceps dancing in the parking lot to OPP.  I quickly found a 90’s rap and hip hop playlist on Spotify and got that ready.  Spotify and I disagree on what should or should not be on a station like this but we listened to it anyway.  It was, after all, the source of this title.

FNGs:

Not today

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Imperial Walker x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Trunk twists x10 IC

The Workout:

As metioned above, this was going to be a tabata style workout.  I had let the guys know that I had to get up early to start the smoker so if I was smoking at home we were going to be smoking here this morning, and today’s target was abs.

The cycle was 40 seconds on and 20 seconds off for 6 rounds of these 5 exercises:

Low Slow Flutter

Hello Dolly

Boat/Canoe

Gas Pumps

Australian Snow Angels

I’ve done this workout before with mixed results.  This was pretty good.  Some interesting music and entertaining mumble chatter, especially from Gump who may be the next big thing in rap music.

Not to leave the combatives out we finished up by doing some striking.

25x single strikes

25x double strikes

25x triple strikes

Mary:

Since we had already done all the ab work we did some legs

Squats x20

Lunges x10 IC

Reverse lunges x10 IC

Announcements:

Pikachu is moving and has requested help.  We all just assume that he’s going to put things on his back and run to the new house so if you don’t see a truck you should just keep driving.  But if you want to help I’m sure he’d love some.

Prayer:

Cyclops’ son and Shredder’s family are flying back home today from their mission trip

YHC’s mother-in-law’s cancer surgery next week.

2 @ Sheepdog

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2 HIMs posted for Sheepdog.  YHC brought the music box. Clearly most missed the memo that I had the Q.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 10x3ct: Good Mornings, SSH, Daisy Pickers, Willy Maze Hays, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies
The Workout:

Dora style: 100 Merkins, 200 LBCs, 300 Squats while the other PAX circled the parking lot

Using 20lb weights and a 20 lb ruck sack PAX alternated between exercises:

2 sets of 20:

Curls for the Girls and Flys

Ruck Sack Arm extensions, Overhead Tricep extensions

40 ct Boat Canoes, 10x3ct WWIIs, 10x3ct Pickle Pounders

Mosey to the wall for 2 sets of 10x3ct Single Leg Step Ups, Erkins and Dips

10x3ct: Low Slow Flutter, Supermans, Mountain Climbers, Plank Jacks, Homer to Marge, Windshield Wipers, American Hammers, Pickle Pounders

Mary: Pigeon Pose, Hammy Stretches,
Announcements: None
Prayer: Farva’s Cousin Jon dealing with cancer

Cheers, Norm

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Side Straddle Hop x20 In Cadence, Good Morning x5 In (slow) Cadence, Imperial Walker x20 IC, Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC forward x10 IC reverse
The Workout:
1) Rack Em Stack Em: corner 1 burpees x5, corner 2 merkins x10, corner 3 squats x15, corner 4 American hammers x20 IC.
– From starting corner, head to corner 1 for burpees x5 and return to start.
– Then head to corner 1 for burpees x5, then corner 2 for merkins x10, then back to corner 1 for burpees x5, then back to start.
– Then head to corner 1 for burpees x5, then corner 2 for merkins x10, then corner 3 for squats x15, then back to corner 2 for merkins x10, then back to corner 1 for burpees x5, then back to start.
– Then head to corner 1 for burpees x5, then corner 2 for merkins x10, then corner 3 for squats x15, then corner 4 (starting corner) for American hammers x20 IC, then back to corner 3 for squats x15, then back to corner 2 for merkins x10, then back to corner 1 for burpees x5, then back to start.
2) Mosey to side of school for raccoon crawl along the three sequential walls. Lunge walk between.
3) Mosey to rear of school playground and partner up for Dora 1-2-3. Half Dora due to time. One partner runs a lap on the loop while other partner does exercises. Flapjack and repeato until combined partner totals reach: 50 4-count plank jacks, 100 4-count Freddie Mercurys, 150 Jump Squats.
4) Mosey back to flag for combat/self-defense training led by Shredder
Mary: Dolly/Homer/Dying Cockroach/Flutter Kicks, all x10 IC
Announcements: Carpex Dads on 7/17 at 9am, led by YHC at full Metal Jacket AO. South Wake/Carpex Q Swap Week(s): Last week of July in South Wake, First week of August in Carpex.
T-Claps (Recognition): Safe travels and best wishes to Norm on his move to El Paso.
Prayer: Unspoken. Shredder took us out.
PAX (9): Farva, Beer Pressure, FedEx, Kitty Litter, Gump, Martini, Norm, Shredder, Pigpen

Cobra Kai Never Dies

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Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to do a cobra workout at Sheepdog after the zebra cobra in Raleigh. 

FNGs: N/a

Warm Up: Warmup lap around the parking lot then circle up for the following: Side straddle hops, Arm circles forward and reverse, Daisy pickers, Imperial walkers, and Hillbillies

The Workout:

Plank snake agility around the entire parking lot then circle up for C.O.B.R.A.

Captain Thor’s x 10
Ohh baby’s -homer to marge/pickle pounders  (10×10)
Bear crawls down and back
Rochamburpee (rock/paper/scissor x10 with partner, win or tie does a merkin, loser does a burpee)
Air Drama (squat as low as possible then calf raise x10)

Snake run around the parking lot

Cobra Kai – do each exercise based on my command
Strike First – sprint down and back
Strike hard – explosive clap merkin then 2 strikes
No mercy- max merkins then hold plank until I call time

Snake run around the parking lot

Repeat Cobra Kai on my commands
Strike First – sprint down and back
Strike Hard – squat jump
No mercy  – 10 squats then deep squat hold until I call time

Shredder led 8 minutes of Cobra Style striking techniques and crossover applications

Mary: Around the horn exercises with each Pax leading a 10 count: Hello Dolly, LBCs, Crab Cakes, and Have a nice day

Announcements: 1776 workout on Sunday at Womble
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 16-Bit’s mother in law, Farva’s cousin, and a praise for the bed build/deliveries

Its All In The Cards

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PAX:  Shredder, Norm, Cyclops, Beerpressure, Kittylitter, Martini

FNGs:  Not Today

Warm Up: SSH, Good Morning, Arm Cirlcles, Imperal Walkers, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers, Windmills, Frankensteins

The Workout: Deck of Death

Hearts = Plank Jacks

Diamonds = Merkins

Spades = Saquats

Clubs = LBC’s

Aces = 5 Burpees

Jokers = 5 of each exercise above

Value of the card pulled was the number of reps

Followed the card game with Striking and Wedging tought by Shredder

Mary:  Stretching

Announcements:  Pickinc Tomorrow

Prayer: Missing trips (Shredder & Norm), recent death of a local teenager, a family dealing with cancer that we met after Tequila Sunrise last week, Kittylitters family get together on the 4th

Sheepdog 6/18/21 – Strike Fest

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No FNGs but a couple Pax new to Sheepdog. Welcome Woody and Sunshine to the AO that packs a punch! 

EC: Norm, Bobby Boucher, Shredder

Warm Up: several F3 traditional favorites with Side straddle top, sir Fazio arm circles, seal clamps, overhead clamps, imperial walkers, hillbillies, Single leg deadlifts to work on balance and stability, and Frankenstein.

The Workout: today’s workout was brought to you by four corners and a whole lotta striking 🤛🏼.   Pax started with 25 Wing Chun strikes, ran to the next corner of the parking lot, 1 Merkin (at which point I think Woddy said, “only one!?!”), next corner 1 squat to front kick in cadence (so, both sides), next corner 1 star jump, then back to the beginning. So far, not that bad. We then bumped up to 35 strikes and ran to the next corner for 2 merkins, 2 squat kicks, 2 star jumps, etc. Each loop around we added a set and increased the strikes; 75, 100, 125, 150. About 1/2 way through we swapped strikes for wedging but still cranked out high reps. A couple pauses to focus on technique details. I’m assuming Pax will be feeling this workout at about 3:00 today.

Mary: 50 LBCs in cadence

Announcements: Norm is moving.  He will be missed!

T-Claps (Recognition): Bobby Boucher rocking it on a long EC climb. Warbucks collection.

Prayer: Beer pressure’s sister trying to get into grad-school.

Way to go men. Honored to lead!

Easy as 1,2,3… Or not

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FNGs: n/a today
Warm Up: Shredder and I warmed up with the monthly challenge as EC: 100 curls, tricep extensions, and dips.

Everyone else joined in for a lap around the parking lot, side straddle hops, arm circles forward and reverse, Michael Phelps, good mornings, daisy pickers, imperial walkers and hillbillies.
The Workout: Somewhat simple circuit alternating upper body and lower body. Start with 1 of each, either on my command or in cadence, then repeat the circuit doing 2 of each, 3 of each, etc. with no rest in between:

Merkin, hold down position (in cadence), mtn climbers (in cadence)

Squats, squat hold (in cadence), monkey humpers (in cadence)

Irkens,  hold down position (in cadence), down to elbows and back up (in cadence)

Split lunges, hold down position  (in cadence then other side), alternating front kicks on my kick

Derkins, hold down position (in cadence), shoulder taps (in cadence)

Willie Mays Hayes (in cadence),  hold down position (in cadence then switch sides), star jumps

Dips, hold down position, jab/cross combos on my strike

We made it through 1,2,3,4,5, and 8 rep rounds before running out of time.

Mary: Embrace the suck plank hold for just over 2 minutes, then Shredder led us in 10 minutes of rooting and wing chun striking drills to finish it off.

Announcements: Bed build tomorrow, beers with crab legs tonight
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Pax upcoming travels and upcoming moves. We all took a knee and I took us out.

Sheepdog-6/4/21

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FNGs: not today.
EC: Norm, Maybelline, Shredder
Warm Up: 1 lap around the parking lot, SSH, SFAC F&B, seal Claps & OH claps, chinooks & Moroccan night clubs, Frankensteins, IW, and Hill Billies.
The Workout: 6 stations. 1. First pax ran a loop around the parking lot and set the time for the rest. 2. Single arm clean and press, 25lb dumbbell. 3. Dips and Erkins. 4. Wing Chun strikes. 5. Single leg deadlifts. 6. Squat kicks. Pax rotated through twice. As the rain began we mossied to the parking lot where everyone participated in a little Build-a-Bear.  Pax started on one end of the parking line with 1 burpee, then bear crawled across the parking line to the other side; 2 burpees, etc to 10. 55 burpees total. Not going to lie. That was a suck fest!
Mary: Face in the rain for 100 LBCs in Cadence. 😖
Announcements: Triangle Tri tomorrow. Bed Build next weekend.
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone beating the Fartsack despite the risk of heavy rain.
Prayer: Beerpressure’s wife’s new job as a councilor at HSHS. Cyclops’ niece passed away during a routing dentist appointment. 21y0. 😔

Mop Handles and Mumble Chatter

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Great group out at Ground Pou… I mean, Sheepdog, this morning. Some strong mumble chatter was in play. I won’t go into details but there was talk of an F3 South Wake calendar and there was some discussion about a mop handle. Been a long week for many of us and so I was looking to bring a little different variety. Ironic thing is, I ended up taking pieces of the previous day Fram-led beatdown. It was that memorable that I just figured I wanted to keep doing it. Several in play for EC, gotta love that later start at the end of a long week.

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Long jog around to back of school, circled up for variety of exercises. This was second time this week I included Good Mornings ICx20. Guys are always asking for it, so what’s wrong with a little extra time to stretch?
The Workout: Lined up along the side of the school. Kept it simple. We would run down the length of the road and do a plank hold together on a 30 count, then run back. When we returned we did SSH ICx100. Kept this pattern but on the return we changed it up each time and did LBCs ICx75, Mt Climbers ICx0, Low Slow Flutter ICx25, and American Hammer ICx10. Good mix of jog/plank/core work. Then we circled up and Shredder led a 10-min lesson on some self-defense moves. If you have ever been to Sheepdog, this is something you are missing out on. Shredder walks the PAX through some basic techniques, provides demo, and you practice. Look, nobody is gonna become an expert in 10 mins, but this is a great addition to a workout and you get to learn a few things along the way. T Claps to Shredder for sharing his knowledge with the PAX.
Mary: Mosey back to flag and a Sprinkler/Redenbacher 2-man jailbreak broke out. Circled up for a couple quick rounds of LBC, 6 hold, Low Slow Flutter and Homer to Marge. Then we did a 5-min arms and shoulder stretch routine. Figured after some of the workouts this week we could use a little extra. This is when the mumble chatter reached Ground Pounder status. It was almost like Dauber was there.
Announcements: CSAUP, others check Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): Lots this morning. Great to see Mr. T back in the gloom. Red for piling up points and running strong. Maybelline putting in the work too. Shredder showing great leadership during the challenge. I could go on but you get the point.
Prayer: Unspoken, YHC took us out.

Sheepdog VS Kung Pow

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YHC hasn’t been to Sheepdog in a while and as I thought through my pre-blast I landed on my typical adversarial AO messaging to stoke some fires and get a little attention.  In my mind, it was only natural to pit Sheepdog (a martial arts founded AO) against the oriental-sounding Kung Pow AO.  I fired off a spicy pre-blast, got the side-eye from Deadbolt and a shot from POTS (the scheduled Q of the one-day/UTI nominated nemesis of Sheepdog.)  SUCCESS!!! Now, POTS fired back/commented/assumed if there was to be a martial arts Q by YHC, Shredder would need to be on hand to lead the PAX.  An often forgotten (by me) and seldom shared fact about YHC is that I am a 3rd Degree Brown Belt in Tae Kwon Do.  Granted, my last practice of this craft would have been 25 years ago.  Oh well, this will be fun – let’s see what I can shake out of my head from the past\movies\tv.

FNGs: ani

Warm Up:

PAX circled up in the parking lot at the front of the school

  • The Bow aka Good Mornings
  • On / Wax Off aka Fazio Arm Circles (Forward and Back)
  • The “Crain” aka Balance on one leg (Left and Right)
  • Kicking Practice aka Frankensteins
  • Stacking Zen Stones aka Potato Pickers
  • Carioca (Left and Right)
  • High Knees
  • Run in Reverse
  • Fast Feet (one curb then the other alternating sides)

The Workout:

East (literally and figuratively)

  • Overhead Blocks (left and right arm)
  • Punching from Ready Position (left and right arm)
  • Front Facing Kick aka Lunge Walk with a kick from one parking lot island to the next
  • Front Facing Punch aka Lunge Walk with a punch from one parking lot island to the next
  • Front Facing Combo aka Lunge Walk with a kick followed by a punch from one parking lot island to the next
  • Front Facing Combo aka Lunge Walk with a kick followed by a punch from one parking lot island to the next
  • Kick from Side Stance – kick and rotate around into side stance moving from one island to the next
  • Cobra Run aka Indian Run to the back of the school – West
    • Awesome move by BeerPressure over the gate

West (literally and figuratively)

  • Cobra Run continued around the loop behind the school and finished at the brick half walls
  • PAX partnered up, One PAX ran while the other one did an exercise below.  On return they switched off.  This continued until YHC said stop
    • Box Jumps
    • Erkins
    • Derkins
    • Dips
  • PAX gathered together to do Box Jumps together.  We got to 25, YHC was keeping count but no one was counting out loud so we just kept going until someone gave me a number.
  • Cobra Run back to the EAST – not to be outdone, LED showed his skills as he cleared the gate on the way back.

Mary:

  • Flutter Kicks aka Low Slow Flutters
  • Bruce Lee Abs – LBCs
  • Shredder helped us take the moves from the “EAST” portion of our workout and apply some practical execution around actually using those moves against an opponent. We practiced a kick to the abdomen followed by a punch to the nose.

Announcements:  Tequila Sunrise is open tomorrow.  No Q points but points for showing up, EC and a new AO if you haven’t been yet

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Martini for pushing through and coming out today.  If you have an excuse for not being out here, it’s probably not as good as Martini’s and he showed up!
  • Thanks to Shredder for putting some instruction and some labels on my workout today

Prayer:

  • Shredder for his upcoming belt exam
  • Deuce for his recovery
  • Martini for his recovery