12 Days of Christmas; Respect for 41
Warm Up: Banana Seat lead us around the tennis courts to the lower area by the concession stands. Dauber took over and warmed up the PAX with the following exercises: 20 SSH, 10 Flower/Cotton pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers right into 10 Hillbillies; Left arm and Right arm stretches. It was a nice start to this sub 30 degree clear morning.
The Workout: PAX of 16 (welcome friendly face Natty Ice) broke into two groups, odds began 10 left up/downs followed by 10 right up/downs on the wall while evens held BTTW on the concession stand wall for a 20 count cadence count; swapped positions and completed the previous exercise. Rinse and Repeat. PAX walked to the driveway lining up into two lines. PAX performed Frankensteins, high knees, open doors, and Karaoke (R/L) to the parking lot. Each PAX grabbed a medium-sized rock and circled up in the parking lot. In honor of President George H. W. Bush passing last week, PAX performed a total of 41 reps (10, 10, 10, 11) of the following rock exercises: Rut-Ros, Curls, Tricep Curls, Squats. PAX moved one space to the right before executing next exercise. Once completed, PAX got on their six, knocked out 15 rock presses, 15 skull crushers and 15 Homer to Marge passing the rock to the right again before each exercise. PAX John Cusack back to the rock pile and met up on the tennis courts. Lots of mumble chatter as Q forgot his left and right and pulled a Lipsync with his rep counts).
Mary: 12 Days of Christmas (F3 Style): Q passed out 12 index cards to 12 unsuspecting brothers. Each index card had a number (1-12) and a corresponding exercise. We missed R-22 for special 5th day. In the spirit of The Twelve Days of Christmas, F3 gave to me….
1st Day: 1 chill cut plank (turned into a pickle pounder – per Double D)
2nd Day: 2 Plank Jacks
3rd Day: 3 Mountain Climbers
4th Day: 4 Wide Merkins
5th Day: 5 Burpees OYO (missed you R-22)
6th Day: 6 Box-cutters
7th Day: 7 LBCs
8th Day: 8 Freddie Mercury
9th Day: 9 Merkins
10th Day: 10 Squats
11th Day: 11 WW IIs
12th Day: 12 SSH
PAX and Q were spent. Dauber asked Double D for a 10-count hold. PAX knew they were in trouble when Double D went off count a few times. (Must have been that new math) It messed up the Q as he tried holding plank which looked more like a yoga move with his a$$ high in the air. Recovered after a lengthy time.
Announcements: CSAUP (Sat-Womble), U-Turn still on; Q-School in Jan; F3 Christmas Party (Sat); Mutiny on Mon will have a 2.0 as Q (first time in SW history). Check out Yoga deal (one month = $29 Groupon at Burn? In Holly Sporing) – unlimited yoga. And for those early birds, Slide Rule will lead a yoga class for EC on Friday before Cletus…5:15 in pavilion.
Prayer: PAX circled up and held hands. Dauber took us out. PAX looking for employment, PAX having challenges at work; Double D’s Dad medical issues – recent fall, Double D’s wife – back surgery; Ausfart recovery in the hospital from his motorcycle accident (long road ahead)
EC: 2 mile run – Banana Seat, Beater and Dauber
Always an honor leading you men.
Dauber – Q
