6 Men, 5 Presents, 4 Minutes of the Boss, 3 F’s, 2 Miles, and 1 Lady Stuck in the Mud

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The title above  says it all, but some details will be here in the BB. Very honored to take the Q at such a great AO on such a great day. YHC wanted to get to as many places as possible today on the wonderful grounds of Disney to deliver the Christmas Eve beatdown. Don’t say I never gave you anything…

FNG’s: No…but Snap saw a friend post-workout and it sounds like that fella may start coming around to workouts!
Warm Up: Everything x 12. Good Mornings, Fazio’s, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers and a quick mosey lap. It was a this time that the 6 men returned from helping the 1 lady. Mosey over to the bottom of the big frisbee golf hill and split into two groups. We would need these groups for a couple gifts today.

The Workout:

Present 1: Two groups. Group 1 stays on the path and does AMRAP SSH until Group 2 returns. Group 2 does 5 burpees, takes the big hill, 10 squat jumps at the top, moseys along the ridge to do 15 merkins at the end, and mosey’s back. Then group 2 gets their turn. Indian Run to the community center, 2 lines.

Present 2: Group 1 Bear Crawls the length of the lot and at the end does AMRAP Monkey Humpers. When group 1 reaches the end and starts exercising, it’s group 2’s turn for the bear crawls. Mosey over to the wall behind the school.

Present 3: The whole PAX does a People’s Char for a 15 count per PAX. 2 Lines, Indian Run over to the large high school parking lot.

Present 4: A stacked up 4 corners with the whole group. 10 Hand Release Merkins, Sprint the long stretch down, then stack on 15 Star Jumps, then lunge walk the short end, the stack on 20 LBC’s IC, then sprint the long run back, then stack on 25 Pickle Pounders IC. 2 Line Indian Run back for Mary…was hoping to get to the Abyss, but not this time.

Present 5: YHC threw on the tunes. The great Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band! Their rendition of Santa Claus is Comin to Town is a bit over 4 minutes. So the Mary routine would be…
Mary: Constant AMRAP Squats with a burpee on every “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”. During the sax solo, we did SSH. I think we did, 16 burpees during the song… Have a Merry Christmas!
Announcements: Only 1 SW workout tomorrow at KungPOW…5:30.
T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt and DoubleD holdin it down on Christmas for us. The 6 Men (Deadbolt, Oboe, Dumbo, Buford, MadDog, and Roger Roger) helping the 1 Lady out of the mud up on the road. Apparently, she skidded off somehow this morning….HIM!
Prayer: Every PAX shared a hope for 2021 for their family. YHC shared that as men, we often want to fix problems, destroy obstacles, and provide solutions. Whereas we have many opportunities to do this, we shouldn’t lose sight of the times we are simply supposed to be present and walk beside someone else in their struggles and their pursuits…even those in our own home. YHC has been learning this lesson lately and wanted to share and challenge. There is the 3rd F, 2nd F was enjoyed by several after, and I’m hoping the 1st F delivered at Disney on this Christmas Eve. YHC took us out. Honored to be among these mighty men this morning!

12 Days Of Christmas

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Warm Up: Mosey to Rock Pile doing dynamic stretches, mosey to shelter.

The Workout: 12 Days of Christmas ladder…

1 double Merkin burpee / 2 squat wonder bra, 1 double Merkin burpee / etc etc- up to 12 then back down… workout as per photo.

Totals = 24 Double Merkin Burpee, 44 Squat Hold Wonder Bra’s, 60 Right/Left Leg Step Ups, 72 Dips, 80 Box Cutters, 84 LSF, 84 Diamond Merkins, 80 triceps’s extensions, 72 Ruck rows, 60 Curls, 44 SSH, 24 cadence Santa Sack to the Wall.

Mary: Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer – Squat Hold During Song, Push Up on Santa, Burpee on Rudolph, Star Jump Christmas.

Prayer: unspoken

A KG Christmas with the Griswold’s

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Pax: Finkle, Norm, Hardy, 16bit, Florence/FloJo
Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot.  In cadence Good mornings -10x, Daisy Pickers -10x, SSH – 20 count, Imperial walkers – 10x
The Workout:

Station 1:  ‘Clark Pluggins’ with bricks while saying hallelujah each time just like when Clark plugged in his lights.  Mosey over to pile of bricks everyone got 2.   Version of bat wings: overhead, sides, front, and then overhead press in cadence.  20 of each

Station 2: Christmas shopping with Russ.  Each Pax picked out a present and we did American Hammers with the present.  20 count in cadence.

Station 3: Aunt Bethany’s -“Clark are your legs on fire?”  Holding our presents we did Dan Taylors 1-4 ratio of squats/lunges all the way up to 9 squats and 36 lunges.  Followed by a round of Clark Shock Jumps – star jumps with your present.  20 count

Station 4: Saucer sled land speed record – snow disc on the hill with merkins.  We attempted to slide down the hill with our presents on snow discs while the other pax at the top of the hill had to do 40 merkins, 40 LBC’s.

Station 5: Had to pull an audible and we did plank holds with a bear crawl Indian line up from our snow discs to the shovel flag and back.  This was followed by prisoner squats, prisoner getups, and box jumps all sets of 20 while holding our presents.
Mary: While holding our presents we did reverse LBC’s, Homer to Marge, Low slow flutter, and Freddie Mercuries in cadence 15 count.
Announcements: Christmas is tomorrow.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  Praise, 16bits mom is recovering from Covid, Finkle’s family friends Steve and Joyce struggling with Covid.  Those hurting during the holidays from sickness, death, and monetary.  Finkle led the prayer.

R4TJ Holiday Bowling Party

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EC: Skidmark, Pikachu, Redenbacher, Full House, YHC

FNGs: Had the place all to ourselves…

Warm Up: We left the parking lot abruptly at 5:30 – Couldn’t wait to get this over with started!

The Workout:

A few of us got started in the parking lot early for a little “Extra Credit”, pre-gaming for the company party.  We didn’t go too overboard (well maybe Skidmark did a little) just a few miles to get us in the mood.  These things are always a little dull.  At least we were going to be doing something other than eating finger foods and staring at each other pretending to pay attention to the boss’s next big fish story.  The Boss, or “Nantan” as he likes to be called is always doing something Crazy, Stupid, and Utterly-Pointless…  OOOhhh, we’re impressed you and 3 of your buddies ran 200 miles through the mountains in like a day – big whoop!

You never know quite who plans to show up.  I volunteered to take the lead on this one and sent out invitations (check out that banner up top) in plenty of time and a few extra nudges on the company Slack.  Some of these funny and entertaining videos get a laugh and get people a little more excited about showing.  It’s not like this event lasts forever…  It’s not like running a marathon or anything.

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Honest Abe rolled in right on time like he always does.  McNugget promised to bring the Chicken Minis but none were to be found.  He looked drowsy like he had eaten them all in the car on the way over.  Shredder came, didn’t think he was into bowling…  said he saw the map tucked in the invitation (look right) and that got his attention for some reason.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

187 and Lipstick showed up next.  Now the fab 4 were all going to be here… FML…  “remember that time we all nearly died running 200 miles” 🙄

Alright, let’s get this over with started!  The games were set.  The fab 4 were on a team and got started first.  They move fast and it’s best just to let them go.  As we got started, Shredder suggested we sing some carols.  I lead a few bars but it nevery really went anywhere.  Was it me or was no one really feeling festive?  Is Jingle Bells office appropriate?  Shrug it off – let’s keep bowling.

The party split up into appropriate groups, it was nice though we always managed to come back together every once in a while and catch-up around the 6th frame.  Everything was pretty decked out for Christmas, nice assortment of lights.  Way better than the Nantan’s attempt at a light show the week before.  I wouldn’t tell him that though “Great lights last week, huh boss!?”  Gotta get that Christmas bonus.. with this years check I’m putting in a pool for the family..

At one point I was mid-stride, lining up a strike when I heard “Hey Buddy” from somewhere unknown in the distance.  Come to find out Lipstick was doing his business and was trying to talk to us from the John.  Man I hope he left that bathroom in some decent shape.  If any of the other establishments we frequent knew what kind of presents he leaves around… we’d never be welcomed back.

Near the end of the event there was a bit of a snafu.  The alley had to shut down one of the lanes around the 4th mile (our office measures the number of games in miles, strange right?).   The guy came out from behind the pins to let us know.  He only had one arm…  maybe not too surprising I’m sure it gets a little tricky back there.  He told us something about an icy bridge on the greenway???  That’s some pretty high level bowler tech lingo I guess….  We endured through the last 2 miles (games remember) and the party was at it’s end.

Remember:  Don’t Eat Yellow Snow!

Mary:  Mary got fired a few years ago.  Tragic story, remind me to tell you sometime.  Not here, not now…

Announcements:

  • BRR Teams are forming – find your team and get signed up for 2021

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • 187 thanked everyone for all the prayers and support, his M is doing well

Prayer:

  • Prayers for cancer diagnosises in the extended families of Full House and Lipstick
  • Prayers for all of those impacted by Covid, especially those

The 12 days of Suck

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Warm Up:started with a lap around the parking lot and circled up for side straddle hops, fozy arm circles forward and reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, Michael Phelps, good mornings, and daisy pickers

The Workout: mosey to the side of the school where the brick pillars and wall are(will need that later)

Got the holiday beatdown started with “here comes Merkin Claus.” Norm made the comment that it must be Santa’s 3rd cousin. Got down into plank and played Here comes “Merkin” Claus while doing nonstop mountain climbers/plank jacks alternating on “lane” and doing merkins on “Santa.” Ends up being 2 1/2 minutes of plank work and never being able to listen to that song the same way again!

mosey for a lap around the big parking lot

Next up on the holiday beatdown was the 12 days of Sheepdog. We alternated the verses but all of the “gifts” were predetermined.

On the (x) day of Sheepdog my Q said to me

Give me one man maker burpee

2 box cutters  (in cadence)

3 prisoner squats

4 T-Stand kicks (in cadence)

5 CRAAB CAAAAKES  (in cadence)

6 boats a rowing (in cadence)

7 Side hop moguls (in cadence)

Recovery lap

8 stars a jumping

9 Scorpion dry docks

10 10 count jump rope

11 wing chun combos (3 strike)

Recovery lap

12 Australian ass smacks (T claps for in cadence)

  • After this was over the Pax unanimously declared the backblast title should be the 12 days of suck!

Mary: introduced a new 12 count move that goes straight to your waist, appropriately named Krispy Kreme’s. We knocked out a dozen of them for Mary.

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Prayer for Pax’s M’s about to go through surgery, toys for tots and the impact it has on those families in need, families of those  effected by the pandemic

Caveman Peak And Valley

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EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Dahmer
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Bounce
Foot Trace
Hinge
Spinal Rotation
Ring out the shoulders
Fazio Arm Circles or Blah blahrm blah blahs
Neck stretch

The Workout:

We went over the two options for the game. Remember the game from onnit. Start at four reps for three exercise. If you finish in enough time then increase the reps from 4 to 6. If you don’t finish the reps in time you lose your recovery time.

Option 1:
Switch Squat
Side Draw
UpperCut
Option 2:
Switch Squat to forward lunge
Front Draw
Battle Lunge (Reverse Lunge to start uppercut
We then did 20 minutes of work. 45 on 15 rest.

Mary:

6 minute abs!!!

   3 rounds
       10 Seconds Plank
       10 Seconds Knees to elbows
10 Seconds Mountain Climbers
20 Seconds Hug your knees
20 Seconds Bicycle
       20 Seconds Russian Twist
20 Seconds Bowl

We had time and did some downward dogs and pigeon poses.

Announcements:

Happy Holidays

T-Claps (Recognition):

Dawgpound and Emeril for keeping the Steel Mace and kettlebell workouts going

Prayer:
187 M

Fanny Packs M

Last week Ivan

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5 men showed up for my 250 post for the year. This has been a strange year with Covid. Luckily I still was able to post 250 times with this fine group of men. You all motivate me in many ways.

EC: 500 Swings Fanny Pack, Emeril, Pikachu and Dahmer
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

This was last week. I’m sure we bounced and did those foot traces. Some other onnit stuff went down,.

The Workout:

The goal was 6 rounds. We did 4 rounds and 1 round of negative reps

10 Push Ups
10 Each Arm Single KB Swing High Pull
10 Push Ups
10 Each leg Figure 8 with reverse lunge opposite leg that we are figurine 8 around does the lunge
10 Push Ups
10 Each Arm Clean Twist with Press. Start movement to side where the weight is on.
10 Push Ups
10 Each Direction Halo Chest Presses
10 Bell Taps
Split Squats
10 Shoulder to Hip Taps
5 Each Arm Kettlebell windmill

When the remix of the man played we did a burpee Roma. Since the burpee record was broken this week by Alison Brown it was only fitting. She did 730 burpees in an hour. We did burpees for each time break was mentioned.

Mary:

2 rounds of 6 minute Abs. So 4 minutes

1o Second Plank
10 Second Knees to Elbows
10 Second Mountain Climbers
20 Second Hug your knees
20 Second Freddie Mercuries
20 Second Russian Twist
20 Second Bowl

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Typewriters are stupid

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Amazon.com : Classic manual typewriter black : Office Products

Remember typewriters?  They sucked.  So did the exercises YHC decided to do that were typewriter themed.  About half way through I realized it was a bad idea but at some point you’re pot committed so you just have to go with it.

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Penalty burpees (Norm was late) x5 OYO

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm circles x10 IC forward and reverse

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

Ever since The Nest was opened YHC wanted to try something with the curved wall that is right below the pavilion.  I wanted to do some kind of exercise that traversed the wall, hit the end, and then went back.  Hence the typewriter reference.  Thought it occurs to me that one PAX was probably young enough to have no idea what a typewriter actually is. Anyway, we moseyed to the wall and lined up.

The first set was irkins.  We all lined up on the wall in irkin position and were given the instructions that we would do 5 irkins and then hand shuffle once to the right, do 4 irkins, move again, 3 irkins, etc., down to 1 and then back up to 5.  Once we hit the wall the PAX at the end let out an audible “DING” and we moved our way the other direction up the wall back to the start.

The second set was supposed to be dirkins but the Q called an audible and instead we all held the dirkin position while the PAX at the beginning of the line bear crawled to the end and resumed the position.  Again, continued to the end of the wall, dinged, and then worked our way back up.

Not being a fan of this idea but being committed we had to round it out with dips.  We did these similar to how we did the irkins where we did 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 while hand shuffling up and down the wall.   Everyone was glad when these were done.

We headed up to the pavilion and secured spots at picnic tables for some leg 11s consisting of step ups and lunges.  Two legs counted as 1 so the 10 step ups we started with was a 20 count and we did 1 lunge in cadence so we could get each leg.  YHC was glad for the PAX during this because evidently I suck at counting.

Once those were finished we did two sets of roman situps off the end of the table.  If you aren’t familiar with one of YHC’s favorite exercises, you hang off the end of the table, face first, from the waist and essentially do a reverse sit up.  We had to partner up so that one partner could hold the feet of the PAX doing the exercise.  We didn’t need any emergency dentist visits.

Once we were through with these we did half a lap around the block and then circled up for…

Mary:

American Hammers x15 IC

Pickle Pounders x10 IC

Sleeping Hillbillies x10 IC each side

LSF x10 IC

Freddie Mercury x10 IC

Announcements:

Kung POW is open on Christmas morning.  Double D and Deadbolt have your Q.  If you hate your family and want to workout instead on Christmas morning those guys will be there to make you regret your decision.

Prayer:

YHC’s mom has COVID.  So far just feels like a cold but help me pray it stays that way.

FloJo’s family departs on the 17th for his new traveling nurse gig.  They bought a new truck and a 5th wheel and will be packing up the three kids and three dogs as they head off on their adventure.  The first stop is Johns Hopkins in Maryland.  If you see him make sure you wish him well.

Finkle is having to shop for a new car for his daughter and car shopping is terrible.  Pray for his blood pressure.

 

Thank you men for allowing me to explore my curiosity this morning.  I got to try a couple things I had been wanting to do and it was fun.  Well, “fun”.  Can’t say I liked it but also can’t say I won’t do it again.  Appreciate each and every one of you.

 

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I thought that was FedEx

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Chilly, windy Monday mornings always brings out the best in people: great workouts, great mumble chatter, great fellowship. Nice to see a consistent showing at PC as 13 strong ventured out to let FML take the Q. We make this promise, you will get a variety.

EC Bells: Dawg and Emeril
EC Running: UTI, Lipstick, Skidmark
Commute: Pikachu

FNGs: One new member to F3 moseyed across the street to join rather than making the commute to Garner. Welcome Brah. Good thing he didn’t tell us he joined slack with a fake name or this could have been ugly. Someone pointed out a slight resemblance to FedEx.
Warm Up: Lipstick ran us up the ramp for some SSH, Imperial Walkers, and Hillbillies. Down the ramp for burpees for sleepy Kat and Frankensteins.
The Workout: Lipstick with the first Q who took us on a 5 minute mosey to the entrance to Oak Hall. The first one. BUT depending on you point of reference that could easily change. Regardless we had to run up there in 5 minutes and back in 3:45. Valiant effort.

Pikachu with part Deux. Suicides on the ramp. 3 star jumps at the bottom and Monkey Humpers at the light post. Add 3 humpers at each light post to get you to 39 humpers of monkees.

Mary: Skidmark at the rear. 3 man indian run to the courts for about 7 minutes of plank hold for varying exercises. Forgot Dumbo hurt his shoulder so he exercised his abs from his back. Lots of guys on their knees at this point. Guess they were all sucking…wind

Announcements: 2nd F leadership, 3rd F looking for more guys to join the committee
T-Claps (Recognition): FNG, Bondo is 60 and getting after it.
Prayer: Fanny’s wife, 187 and Tracey, Holiday goods and bads

Rocks and Hills

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Had great weather this morning and 5 HIM showed up to push each other on a simple but strong workout with some solid mumble chatter. No EC today, flag was planted and we were off on our way.

FNGs: not today
Warm Up: quick mosey up to Main St to enjoy the lights then back to circle up for most of the usual w/u exercises
The Workout: mosey to the rocks, select a rock that works for curls, mosey to roundabout at top of Library Hill. We did 5 hill repeats, and between we did 10-pointers with rocks starting with 5, then 10 and finally a 15 count. Mosey to library lot for curls 3-ways, triceps, recover on the SSH. Mosey to return rocks and back to flag.
Mary: 2 full rounds of plank-o-rama
Announcements: Christmas Day only AO is Kung Pow
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Fanny Pack’s family for safety and healing for his M, other PAX dealing with illness and family medical issues – there’s many of us out there right now working through medical challenges for self-family-friends. Talked about the gift we get each day, to make choices about how we spend our day, how we can stay focused on all 3 Fs through the holiday, and not taking things for granted. YHC took us out.

Honor to lead this morning. Hope you all have a great holiday!