1 Million Punches

YHC rolled in with about 30 seconds to spare. Slow start this morning due to attendence at a storm-delayed Brad Paisley concert the night before, resulting in about 4 hours sleep. Good thing Sheepdog is here to wake us all up.

Warm Up:

SSH
Trunk twists with arms straight out
Quick feet, to burpee on call
Balance on one foot, raise knee, then push straight back, 5 each side, then switch

The Workout:

1 Million Punches – Wing Chung punches while HIM take turns doing an exercise

  • Manmakers w/ 35# dumbbells – 8
  • 1 lap run
  • Ballerina Squats (heels up) – 10
  • 1 lap run
  • Merkins – 10
  • Long run (lap around the school)Round 2
  • Thrusters -10 (this is as far as we got with time)
  • Wobbly merkins – 10
  • Curls (with dumbbells or band) – 10

Mary:

American hammers, X-Man crunches, LBCs

Announcements:

9/11 stair climb

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

Knockout at Kenny’s Grave

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Lap around the parking lot, followed by 20 SSH IC, 10 burpees for our late arrivals, 15 Morrocan nightclubs IC, 15 windmills IC. Michael Phelps it out and then mosey to basketball court.

The Workout: We played Knockout. We had a penalty exercise (burpees!) every time you were knocked out to get back in, and all PAX except the two shooters and one queued up held plank while waiting for their next turn. We modified the penalty and waiting exercises a few times.

We also had a variety of entertaining misses from just about all PAX, much laughter was had.

Three final games where PAX who got knocked out had to do exercises of their choice until we had a winner. Sprinkler won once and Messi won twice, good job guys!

Mary: We went around the circle and each PAX called out an exercise. Alphabet soup, heel taps, mountain climbers, LBCs, pickle pounders, H2M, can’t remember the rest. It was humid and we all were sweating fiercely from the ab workout by the end.

Announcements: shirt orders, 9/11 stair climb.

T-Claps (Recognition): Sprinker can shoot! Messi for winning the final two games.

Prayer: PAX on IR

HOLD IT!

FNGs: none
Warm Up: A quick run to get the blood flowing in an atypical route. Circled up for Good Mornings, Windmills, Fozio Arm Circles, Imperial walkers and then Hillbillies. All in cadence for a 10 count.

The Workout: Pax headed to the soccer field after warm up for partner suicides. 100 count exercises were performed to include Merkins, Freddie Mercury’s, Shoulder taps, and Squats.  This evolution was followed with partner wheel barrow.

Pax then headed over to the playground for 100 count dips ( 4 sets of 25).

Final evolution was partner step ups for 100 count.   Each would complete a total of 50 step ups ( 3 rounds of 20,20,10) while other partner holds Balls to the Wall then Peoples Chair then back to Balls to the Wall.

 

Mary: Pax heading back to the soccer field for alternating sides of superman with a hold at the last 15 repetition. This was followed by regular superman 15 reps followed by a hold . Pax flipped on over to do Homer to Marge 15 reps with hold on final repetition.  Then 15 more each side with one leg up with hold. Finally, low slow flutter 15 count cadence followed by hold on final count.

Announcements: Derek Davis 5k this Saturday 7am. 9-11 stair climb. Middle Creek Elementary school beautification 8/24 7:00am more details to follow.  Hope you got a good workout  and good job!

T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Mookie, Deadbolt, ShamWow, and LED

Prayer: NC State Trooper, Noahs Ark, and unspoken.

Writing the next great American novel with a typewriter… and Burpees…

No HCs leading up to Tiger Blood the night before, no inquiries on the plans for the workout, Lipstick went to Carpex to hang out with Peeping Tom, and Accuweather showed a real rain threat.  But for me, this was a redemption Q after sticking Warbucks to run my workout a few weeks prior.  It was doubly important because I wanted to be involved in this Qing challenge.

My worries were unfounded.  First came Axe and 187, then Warbucks – EC was a GO!  187 said “Let’s run the Derek Davis route” and we did…

EC: 187, Axe, Warbucks, UTI

FNGs: Not a one

Warm Up:

  • Squat Hold – Waiting for the EC’ers to get ready to roll
  • 5 Burpees – 187 miscalculated the time it takes to run the Derek Davis 5k route and got back to the start late.  YHC cheated and took a short-cut to get back on time…  Qing so I didnt want to stand the PAX up.
  • Mozy to the top of the bus loop and circle-up – 15x Imperial Walkers, 15x Daisy Pickers, 15x Frankensteins,  25x Side Straddle Hops
  • Mozy to the long parking lot on the side of the school for The Workout.

The Workout:

Thing 1: PAX took a line on the parking lot and stood at the end away from the concrete stoppers (aka wheel stops, parking chocks, curb stops and bumper blocks)

  • 1 Burpee – Typewriter Merkins along the line to the other end – 10 Jump Squats – Typewriter Merkins back to the start
  • 2 Burpees – Typewriter Merkins along the line to the other end – 10 Jump Squats – Typewriter Merkins back to the start
  • Continue this process until you reach 10 burpees

*An audible was called around YHCs 5th or 6th round to swap out Jump Squats for LBCs

I stole this from a workout I once posted to in Carpex – the mumblechatter was quieted there and it had a similar effect here… except for some random warranted complaints here at Tiger Blood – this was a tough one and despite the passing of time and the assumption that I’ve gotten stronger… it still SUCKS!

Thing 2: Mozy to the school wall next to the parking lot – People’s Chair Challenge TL;DR – PIKACHU WINS!!!

  • YHC was the first to bow out and setup shop in a Plank Hold on the curb facing the challenge.
  • As more PAX fell off the wall, the fallen joined YHC for a Plank-O-RAMA while we spectated.
    • Moby gave us 15x Plank Jacks
    • 187 gave us 15x Shoulder Taps

Thing 3: Mozy to the track for Partner Chase BOMBS

  • Partner 1 Started on the run, Partner 2 put down 5 Burpees – Once finished, Partner 2 runs to catch Partner 1 (Repeat this line swapping Partner 1 and 2)
  • Repeat but sub Burpees for 10 Overhead Claps
  • Repeat but sub Overhead Claps for 15 Merkins
  • Repeat but sub Merkins for 20 Big Boy Sit-ups
  • Repeat but sub Big Boy Sit-ups for 25 Squats

Mary: There had been some chatter about an abundance of shoulder work this week in South Wake.  So… Mary remedied some of that

  • Six Inch Holds
  • Box Cutters
  • Homer to Marge
  • Pickle Pounders
  • American Hammers
  • Diamond Merkins
  • Boat Canoes

Announcements:

  • Mark your calendars – Tentatively reserving Oct 12th for the F3 South Wake Picnic – More Info Soon!
  • Derek Davis 5k – Lipstick will be Qing the Warm-up @6:45 in the carpool line
  • U-Turn is still a GO
  • 3rd Cousin will be Q-ing at Ground Pounder
  • Crab Legs wrapping up his tour – SlideRule has plans, get with him for details.

T-Claps (Recognition):  All of the PAX stepping up to fill the Q sheet.  It is slim pickings for picking up a Q at the moment and next week

Prayer:

  • Carolyn in YHCs office – Recently diagnosed with Stage 4 Lung Cancer which has spread.
  • Noah’s Ark and Family – Wife Michelle is headed to Mayo for further investigation of her health issues.  PAX rallied and supported their travels.
  • Derek Davis – Friends, Family, and ongoing supporters of his legacy

Blasts at Thunder

Late in the afternoon, this Q needed to get out of his home office, taking a break from reading, studying and testing with his new job.  A quick message to John Deere confirmed I was good to go tonight to lead these HIM at Thunder.  Planning immediately began with coupons and minimal running.  John Deere teased the PAX on social media with a guest appearance Q tonight at Thunder.  Love Deadpool btw.

EC:  Peeping Tom

FNGs: None

Warm Up:  Rams, Kubota and Dutch Oven found the shovel flag and saw my trunk open filled with assorted coupons.  When asked if there was going to be running, Q replied “No, but we are going to be carrying a shitload.”  Watch hit 1900 and Pax of 7 moseyed to the tennis courts.  Peeping Tom had planted the seed of 12 after discussing the great Tom Brady and our love of The New England Patriots.  The following exercises were completed in cadence with 12 reps:  Fabio Arm Circles, F/B; daisy pickers; overhead claps; Imperial Walkers and 25 SSH.  Some Michael Phelps thrown in for good measure.

The Workout:  PAX were instructed to choose a coupon from Dauber’s car.  Most senior PAX chose first.  Respect your elders.  One PAX had to grab a portable soft bag cooler full of cold G2 and water.  Last PAX had to grab the shovel flag.  The mission was to grab the gear and carry it to various parts of Womble.  Coupons consisted of wrapped/coiled fire hoses, dumbbells.  (PAX did not grab kettle bells or water stick).  Mosey to shelter.  Set gear down.  Commenced with up an over picnic tables .  Held Al Gore until all PAX finished stepping up and down tables.  Grabbed wall for BTTW for 12 count, people’s chair 12 count, Rinse and repeat for 24 count.  Found a picnic table for 12 reps of erkins, Derkins and dips.  Grabbed a different coupon and mosey to amphitheater.  Set coupons on stage and PAX began L and R step-ups, 12 reps each side.  PAX grabbed coupon and set it down in front of them.  Began toe taps on coupon for a 12 count cadence.  Rinse and repeat after moving two spaces to the left.  PAX had option of carrying coupon while executing the leg-ups 12R & 12L.  Toe taps again on the ground.  Dropped coupons and headed to the wall for Australian Mountain Climbers and People’s Chair 12 cadence count, proceeded to execute 12 merkins, 12 WWIIs and 12 LBCs.  Lots of blasts coming from Q during these reps (something I ate?); Regardless, PAX showed no fear and pressed on through some added noise, giggles and grins.  Rinse and Repeat.  Mandatory hydration break.  Mosey to the side entrance of the pitch with coupons in hand executing curls for the girls or John Cusack.  Once we got to the opening, dropped coupons and performed 12 counts of plank jacks, 12 Midget/Smurf jumping jacks, and 12 Frankenstein’s.  Storms rolled in clearing the kids off the pitch.  Rinse and repeat, looked at time and began our trek back to the shelter, singing and airborne Jody in the rain.  Mumble chatter about the time left.  All good.

Mary:  circled up for some yoga, merkins, low-slow flutter, box-cutters.

Announcements:  Support the Derek Davis run on Thursday at the shoe tree lamppost and the run on Saturday, run it or volunteer if you are in town; F-3 Dad’s camp; buy your 9/11 shirt; discussed the importance of wearing ID, letting Q know any injuries, ailments, allergies etc.  See Slack/FB

T-Claps (Recognition):  Peeping Tom – wearing breath-taker 5 times this week with EC before he leaves for travel (work/vacation).

Prayer:  Kids heading back to class/school, the Berger family – May the doctors find a better treatment for Michelle (shout out to all PAX who contributed miles/money) for their trip to Mayo Clinic; Unspoken.  Dauber led us out.

Honor and a privilege I do not take lightly leading you men.  -Dauber

Wet and Runny

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pablo.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: None…woops.

The Workout: We ran from Main to Ballentine and down to 55, then back up Library Hill and over to Cemetery Hill. Then back to Main.

Mary: Not sighted today.

Announcements: Check Facebook, Slack. Derek Davis race on Saturday, 9/11 stair climb. Lots of shirt orders ongoing (stair climb, fritter, south wake), good time to pick one up.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX for making it out today. When I woke up, it was storming pretty hard…thunder and lightning included. If I wasn’t Q’ing, I really doubt I would’ve made the trip (but I’m glad I did).

Prayer: PAX on IR.

Hit the pavement.

Nine PAX for muggy Purple Cobra. It was YHC’s first Q at this AO. Thanks for the strong effort, men.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Lap around building, daisy pickers, windmills, 5 burpees (OYO), Fazio arm circles forward/backwards, 5 burpess (OYO).

The Workout:

Divided into three groups. Each round group rotated between three exercises.

Round 1: Lap around building, Lunge Walks, LBCs

Round 2: Lap around building, bear crawl, plank jacks

Round 3: Lap around building, leap frog burpees, American hammers

Round 4: Lap around building, backwards sprints, dying cockroaches

Mary: Missed her
Announcements: Middle Creek Elementary work group, see Slack and Facebook
T-Claps (Recognition): Iceman taking military physical exam this week!
Prayer: Full House’s wife’s uncle, YHCs friend’s kid in hospital

I spy an Awning!

EC: Fumunga (ran) Shamwow (Slept in his Jeep)

FNGs: Not one in site…or maybe Fumunga? At least a Welcome back Kotter!

Warm Up: It was dark, rainy and few straggling lightning rods in the distance but 5 PAX made the commitment and posted for YHC’s first Q at The Trot.  We decided not to plant the flag and get our star spangled banner wet this morning (I believe it’s not accustomed to get wet in the first place) We headed out of Action Park up and over the bridge to La Supermarkado.  As YHC was squat holding for the Six, he realized there was an awning over the strip mall and quickly modified his plans of visiting Lincoln Heights Elementary this morning.  We stood in the rain for SSH x51, Moroccan Night Clubs x25, Air Squats x20 and Smurf Jacks x15.
The Workout: Apple Turnovers – Bear Crawl to first trash bin, flip over and crab walk to the end of the first run. Mountain Goats x15 and then reverse Apple Turnovers back to start (Crawl Bear – Backwards crab walk) Recovery was Slow Squats x10 and then we repeated the apple turnover, cause we all know they come in two’s at McDonald’s for $1!

Next up we introduced the Doracides. Partnered up to complete a Dora (100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s) but instead of the other partner running out and back, he was doing suicides with Burpee increments at the Suicide points. Ex: Run to trash can 1 Burpee, back to beginning, run out to 2nd point of reference 2 Burpees and back…you get the point. We did this out to 4 landmarks under the Supermarkado Awning.
Mary: Mary was nice this morning and didn’t ask the PAX to lay on the ground. Moroccan Night Clubs x20, Sir Fazio Arm Circles Fwd x10 Rev x10, Seal Claps x10 all completed in squat position.
Announcements: DD and Dad’s Camp this weekend. 9/11 Stair Climb
T-Claps (Recognition): Fumunga for running EC and Shamwow for showing up for EC
Prayer: Noah’s Ark wife Michelle and the entire family as they travel to Mayo Clinic and look for answers.  Struggling Marriages and for the Men facing challenges to have the courage to reach out and ask for help before it’s to late.

Rained Out

I had big plans for a Derek Davis Memorial Workout.  Rain was coming down pretty steady at 5:30 and yours truly was the only one that showed.  Derek was a close friend of mine and I was going to share stories from his life and passing to inspire and motivate us to be better men.  Maybe next year.  I went ahead and did the workout by myself.

PAX: Snap

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey, SSH, Fazio arm circles, windmill, good morning

The Workout:

Went to the rock pile and picked up a rock in each hand.

  • 2x Colt 45 (alternating bicep curl to 90 x15, then from 90 to 180 x 15, then full curl x 15)
  • Overhead triceps extension – 2 sets of 30
  • Wonderbra – 2 sets of 30
  • Front raises and Side raises – 2 sets of 30
  • Triceps kickbacks
  • Reverse Flys

From the concession stand at the center of the 4 baseball fields, sprinted a lap around each of the baseball fields (lap for each one of Derek’s kids) with 10 merkins after each one.

Announcements: Derek Davis Memorial Run on Saturday at 7am, run it or volunteer at it

Prayer: strength for Derek’s family

Partner Chase BLIMP!

EC: Cupid, H1N1

FNGs: None

Warm Up: 20x SSH IC, 15x Good Mornings, 10x Sir Fozio Arm Circles F+R, 15x Imperial Walkers IC

The Workout:

Moseyed to the wall for:

BTTW, each PAX counts to 10

People’s Chair, each PAX counts to 10

Repeat for 8 count then 6 count.

Circled up so YHC could explain the next exercise…partner chase BLIMPS! (5x Burpee, 10x Lunge, 15x Imperial Walker, 20x Merkin, 25x Plank Jack, 30x Squats). Partnered up and partner 1 took off around the block. Partner 2 did the first exercise and caught up to Partner 1, who then did the same thing. Got through BLIMP before we ran out of time.

Back to the wall to finish off BTTW and People’s chair for 4 count and 2 count. Lots of mumblechatter on the 2 count probably made it longer than the 4 count.

Mary: People’s choice! Did each exercise 15xIC: Dying Cockroach, BS Heel Taps, and Freddie Mercury.

Announcements: Check Facebook, Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX for the solid effort put in with this humidity. I was soaked.

Prayer: Daily life, Finkle’s class