Small Light Poles – there’s 13

FNGs:

ECEC: ShamWow, Pikachu

EC: ShamWow, Pikachu, 187, Axe, Skidmark, The Natural
Warm Up:  Axe lead the warmup with running around ting after each exercise, Side straddle hop, Good Mornings, Imperials, Hill Billies, Arm Circles and Merkins
The Workout:  Partnered up – playing catch me if you can with BLIMPS.  Each pax started with 3 Burpees as they ran and caught the next pax, then that pax did the exercise.  3 Burpees, 4 Lungs, 5 Imperials, 6 Merkins, 7 Pickle Pounders and 8 Squats.  After this, we got at the bottom of Ting ramp and did Merkin Suicides.  We followed the instructions left by Skidmark, but were not certain if he meant suicides where we did latter Merkins at the large light poles or small light polls.  Pikachu liking pain and whatnot determined it must have been the little light poles, 13 total.  1 light pole 1 Merkin, 2 light pole 2 Merkins … to 13.
Mary:  Various ab exercise such as low slow flutter, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s, and some taps – lots of taps (shoulder taps, nipplers, back of the head and then butt taps).  You cant make this stuff up…
Announcements:  Rugged Maniac this Saturday, Memorial day at Womble, Cletus is now a 05:30am workout, Derek Davis Aug 17th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Axe leading the warmup and did a hell of a job (he is ready to be Q…)
Prayer: Skidmark –  for the calf, 187’s neighbor Tom for breathing issues Saturday night hospital visit, unspoken

What a sunrise…

FNGs: Nope.
Warm Up: Quick mosey to the lot in front of Wendy’s with a mix of butt kickers and high-knees. SSH x15, The Goof Ball x10, Daisy Pickers x15, Stretching (L/R, R/L, walk arounds), Wide Stance, Pot Stirrers (The German Potato Soup).
The Workout: The U-Turn with some PAX going for 3, 5+ and 10+. Strong times out there with a lot of good pushes up the hills and chases in between. Well done everyone!
Mary: Nope.
Announcements: Q-Sheet awareness continues!
T-Claps (Recognition): T-Claps to @Brexit who stopped and snapped this pic and then ran his arse off to crush it up this hills and finish with what I think was two laps around the finish…
Prayer: Silent Prayers. YHC took us out.

 

3 Mile Island of Pain

FNGs: N/A

Warmup:  20 Fozie Arm Circles, 10 Good Mornings, 20 SSH, 15 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 OYO Burpees, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 15 ct Pigeon Poses

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate around rocks between sets.  Pikachu picked a rock the shape of South Carolina but the size of a truck tire to play with.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 Sets of 10’s – Windshield Wipers and Bench Press
  • 2 Set of 10’s – Rockies and 6 inches

Mosey to the Wall for 3 sets of 35 ct Wall Sits – Prisoner, Al Gore, Standard. YHC explained that BTTWs were out due to broken blood vessels is the eyes that make me look like I have pink eye for a week.  Doc was up to his usual antics with the count downs and YHC had fun with Peak at You’s name which made for some of the best Mumble Chatter in F3SW.

Mosey to the Playground for Aik’n Station Time:

  • 2 sets of 10’s – Shoulder Tap Planks, Dips, Standard Merkins
  • 2 sets of 20’s – Step Ups, Squats, Mountain Climbers
  • 2 sets of 20’s – LBCs, WWIIs, LSFs
  • 10’s – Hand Release Merkins, Dips, 30 ct Supermans
  • 20’s – H2M single legs, Pickle Pounders, Plank Jacks,
  • Finished the workout off with 3 sets of 5ct-10ct Boat Canoes.

Announcements:  Truth In Nature Skeet Shoot fundraiser needs F3 support, Womble Park Memorial Day Murph is on (details in Slack Announcements soon),  GP closed June 1st, Dauber happy to be back in the Gloom after 2 weeks of injury recovery (F3 is just good for the soul).

Prayer Requests:  Drew Pescaro is one of the UNCC Shooting victims (friend of Motor Boatin’s family) and is recovering from intestinal surgeries. Continued prayers for F3 brothers dealing with injuries like Shredder.

YHC took us out.

T-Claps (Recognition): T-Claps for double downs: Pikachu logged over 15 miles at U-Turn before posting GP and Peeping Tom posted @ Whiplash beat down. Also, our brother 3 Mile (named for local Nuclear Power Plant & love for running) for posting DR all the way from Johnson City, TN.

 

Where’s Dad? and Wear Red Fridays

Extra Extra Credit:  M4L and Pablo

Extra Credit: M4L, Pablo, Dawgpound, Axe, Emeril, Cookies, Squatter, 187, Skidmark, Full House, Bullseye

2.0’s w/out their Dads:  Bullseye and Gumby

FNGs: Yes.  Hospital Name: Trevor Shirk.  F3 Name: Cookies.  @Dawgpounds BIL. From Colorado.  Colorado led to marijuana, led to edibles, led to Cookies.

Warm Up: SSHx30, Imperial Walkers, HillBillies, Fire Hydrants

The Workout: Broke off into 2 “teams” everyone doing the same workout though.  Dawgpound led 1 group, Emeril the other.

In between exercise sets kettle bell over your head walk to speed bump.  Set it down, run to curb, run back to speed bump, grab your kettle bell over your head walk back to start

  • Exercise Set 1 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings
  • Exercise Set 2 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats
  • Exercise Set 3 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 4 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction)
  • Exercise Set 5 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 6 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm), X20 Suitcases (x10 each arm)
  • Exercise Set 7 = X20 Kettle Bell Swings, X20 Sumo Squats, X20 Single-Arm Row (x10 each arm), X20 Figure 8 (x10 each direction), X20 Single Arm Kettle Bell Clean (x10 each arm), X20 Suitcases (x10 each arm), x10 Tricep Extensions/x10 Bicep Curls

Mary:

Plank Drags

Halos

Stretching

Announcements:

Breach has decided to bring awareness to Memorial day this month with the Remember Everyone Deployed (RED) shirt Fridays. For every pax member that wears a red shirt at either Crazy Ivan or Cletus he will donate 1 dollar to help the Fritter Foundation with thier cause this month.  @Dawgpound and @Emeril will match and @Pablo’s work will match our overall donation.

Memorial Day workouts in planning stages. Details to come.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Banana Seat won the snickers this morning

Prayer:

Camp Lejuene Marines and their families (accident last night)

Banana Seat Step Dad

Aquamans Step Dad’s dad

Bernie had a couple also..sorry forgot them 🙁

This ones for Shredder

EC: UTI, Lipstick & Cupid

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up: Lap around school and circle up on far side entrance. SSH x50, Daisy Pickers x10, FAC x10, Reverse x11, Over head clap x12, Drop to plank Merkins x13, Mountain Climbers x14, Shoulder Taps x15
The Workout: YHC talked UTI into a Co-Q at Sheepdog for Q Sheet Awareness.  UTI started off the main event with partner chase BLIMP.  Paired up and used the front lot as our circuit. Partner 1 started with 5 Burpees while Partner 2 started running the parking lot. Once partner 1 caught partner 2, partner 2 dropped and did 5 Burpees. We continued this partner chase with 10 Lunge Walks, 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins, 25 Plank hold, 30 Side Straddle Hops.  PAX covered about 1.5 miles during the chase.  UTI handed the reigns back to YHC and we mosey to the back of the school.  At the back of the school we met some knee walls and did another circuit. This circuit consisted of Irkins, Merkins and Derkins Jack Webs. We started with 1 I,M,D and 4 Air presses. We then did a fast pace mosey around the track and back to the wall for 2 I,M,D and 8 Air Presses.  We were only able to get to 4 times around before we headed back for Mary. (Thanks UTI for taking all my time!)
Mary: In place of Mary, we did Combat.  Dovetail led us in an educational session on how to street fight.  He explained why you shouldn’t throw a punch in a street fight, and showed us the proper techniques.  As Dovetail said, we did martial, the arts comes over time.
Announcements: Mother’s Day- Don’t forget the Mom’s in your life!
T-Claps (Recognition): Cupid great job on the EC, not just today but picking up the frequency all week!
Prayer: Work related peace, 16-Bit’s Step Father in law Dad to his brother of another mother from west virginia (or something like that) All seriousness, he needs our lifting up as he has been thru some rough times and has a long road ahead of him.

We miss you out in the gloom Shredder but hear you are doing well and even went to a martial arts class on your crutches this week.  Looking forward to seeing you in the gloom again!

Zombies

 

EC: YHC did about 1.5 miles because he couldn’t remember the route and didn’t want to get lost/show up late

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot

15 side straddle hops IC, 15 imperial walkers IC, 15 hillbillies IC, 15 mountain climbers IC

Michael Phelps it out

The Workout: Special request from Messi to play Wasp since he missed that day. YHC obliged with a similar game and we moseyed to the baseball field for 3 rounds of Zombie.

Two PAX were zombies, they had to catch everyone else and tag them. PAX had a 10 count to get away (you had to stay within the baseball field), and then the zombies were released. Once you were tagged, you became infected and had to do 5 burpees. After the burpees, you are now a zombie and you have to hunt the rest of the people down. Last person tagged, no burpees. Shoutout to Dovetail for his creative but unsuccessful technique of climbing the fence, it was pretty entertaining to watch.

After the third round, PAX grabbed a rut row sized rock and moseyed to basketball court for a modified Dora.

100 BTTW shoulder taps while partner runs a suicide (half court, full court)

200 butterfly situps while partner bear crawls forward and crab walks back (sideline to sideline)

300 rut rows while partner sumo squats forward and back (sideline to sideline)

PAX moseyed back to flag for Mary.

Mary: On your 6, everyone picked an exercise. I think we did four corners, one legged homer to marge, some sort of breathing-while-tensing-abs exercise, LBCs, and then PAX had a nice day because we ran out of time.

Announcements: Facebook, Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX solo posting downrange, way to get after it brothers!

Prayer:

Banana Seat’s stepdad’s recovery from surgery, 16-bit’s mother-in-law’s husband to recover from surgery, H1N1’s travel

Today’s workout is brought to you by the #7.

Squatter from Carpex, formerly of Southwake, decided to take his destiny by the horns and control the way in which he earned his fritter.  Keeping with the saying #frittersainteasy, he brought a beat down to Disney that was inspired by Walt Disney’s four C’s and the number 7.

EC: Squatter, Pablo, 187, Emeril, Dumbo, Axe, Dahmer, Deadbolt

FNGs: DynOmite, Lassard, Plex
Warm Up: Good Morning, Windmill, Arm Circles, Seal Clap, Overhead Clap, Steve Earle, Mnt. Climbers
The Workout:

Mosey to SoccerField

Thang One
Starting at one end perform 7 of called exercise, mosey to center of field repeat 7 of exercise, mosey to other end and repeat 7 of exercise, bear crawl to center, backwards run to the start, perform 7 IC count Aussie Mnt. Climber.

Repeato the entire things 7 times adding 7 reps for 3 more rounds then reducing by 7 reps for the last 3 rounds and changing the exercise each round. Aussie Mnt Climber always matched number of reps performed.

1- 7x Mickey Mouse Merkins (Wide, Diamond, Wide)
2 – 14xIC Imperial Walker
3 – 21xIC SSH
4 – 28x LBC
5 – 21x CDD
6 – 14x Squat Jumps
7 – 7x Superman Merkins

Mary: 100’s
Announcements: Fritter Foundation is accepting and matching donations to the Holly Springs Food Pantry, Great seeing Crab Legs out!
T-Claps (Recognition): Praises for Deadbolt and his M. 25 years of marriage.
Prayer: Crablegs, unspoken

YHC took us out with a quote from Walt Disney himself.

“I can’t believe there are any heights that can’t be scaled by a man who knows the secret of making dreams come true. The secret can be summarized in four C’s. Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy.”

-Squatter

Ain’t Nothing But Mammals

8 PAX showed up for a primal beatdown at Tiger Blood, 7 survived. YHC arrived at 0455 for a quick jog around the school to scout out the site. At 0505, 4 PAX set off on an EC run down to Crossway. This isn’t the normal route, but wanted to work some hills into this morning. Aquaman volunteered to show us the standard route, but I must have not heard him… Either way, we had our hills and were back in plenty of time to see the rest of the PAX, including 1 “visitor” from Carpex, Peeping Tom. There was some mumblechatter about mumblechatter and at 0530, we were off! At CoT, PAX were inspired by a passing Bunny and decided we don’t have enough “humpers” already, so Bunny Humpers should make an appearance in SW soon…

EC: Aquaman, Maybelline, UTI, Warbucks

Warm Up:
Mosey back to parking lot for:
SSH x25 IC
Windmill x10 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward/x10 backward IC
Arm stretches
Moroccan night clubs x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey to soccer fields.

PAX lined up on the end of the soccer field. We did the following:
3 exercises
sprinted to mid-field
repeated exercises
sprint to end of field
repeat exercises
**Counts ranged from 15-25 for each exercise as needed.

Round 1 exercises: Mountain climbers, Catalina wine mixers, and merkins
After round 1, we had our 1st casualty. Aquaman, exhausted from being Thunderstruck last night, didn’t want to over do it and headed home. YHC confirmed he made it home without issue. Rest up Aquaman!
Round 2 exercises: Monkey humpers, shoulder taps, squats.
For round 3 we did an animal walk across the field with YHC calling different modes of transportation. It went something like this:
Bear crawl (Moby is an extremely fast bear)
Crab walk
Duck walk
Crawl bear
Flamingo (lunge walk)
Cheetah (sprint)

PAX then mosey’d over to the lot beside playground and grabbed some wall for:
BTTW x15 IC
Pistol squats x10 per leg
Australian mountain climbers x20 IC (unfortunately no blood was spilled)

Next up, parking lot suicides with PAX calling exercises at start
Sprint to 1st island and back to start for exercise
Sprint to 1st island + back to 2nd island + back to start for exercise …
Repeat to 4th island

Suicide exercises:
Plank jacks x15 IC
Pickle pounders x10 IC
LBCs x10 IC
Crab humbers x10 IC
PAX loved crab humper so much that we did another set before going to find Mary.

Mosey back to start for Mary.

Mary:
LSF x20 IC
Homer to Marge x10 IC – YHC planned to work each leg individually until CAR was called. PAX scattered out of the way as Mary came in hot pursuit of her parking spot.
After this brief interruption, we finished up with:
High slow flutter x20 IC – last exercise
Box cutters x15 IC – really, the last exercise
Have a nice day

Announcements:
Carpex CSAUP 6/8 – Crazy Train – 14 mile run – 8am start
Carpex T-shirt order

T-Claps (Recognition):
Third cousin – Strong start to F3! Keep up the good work.
EC crew – Strong pace on the Crossway hills.

Prayer:
Warbucks dad’s back, Lauren, Peeping Tom’s cousin, Moby’s dad, Aquaman

Hoo Ville

Out of town for work with no F3 AO nearby so let’s start one!  Welcome to Hoo Ville!  Located in the heart of Bloomington, Indiana – home of the Indiana Hoosiers.

FNGs: None though was hoping I might find some sad clown to headlock.
Warm Up: 1/4 mile warm-up followed by the following exercises – 3o SSH IC; IW, HB, Fozio Arm circles (forward and back), windmills, and good mornings; 10 reps of each exercise IC

Step-ups – 10 reps for each leg followed by 10 wall jumps
The Workout:

Mosey 1/4 mile back towards hotel and stopped in front of Monroe County Courthouse

Found some steps and completed a round of dips, derkins, and erkins – 10 each exercise

7 rounds of sprints up and down the stairs

Mosey to the center of the courthouse

40 WWIIs

40 LBCs

20 LSF IC

5 rounds of stairs and head left, loop back to center after each round

5 rounds of stairs and head right, loop back to center after each round

100 prisoner squats

1 mile run

Another round of dips, derkins, and erkins – 10 each exercise
Mary: Moment of silence and prayer in front of monument honoring those who served and gave their lives in southeast Asia; prayers for family back home and the Possum Trot crew

10 burpees

Boxcutters, American Hammer, and Boat canoes – 10 each exercise IC
Announcements: None
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Death of student at school shooting in Colorado at STEM school

The Avengers (Plural)

17 PAX showed for a repeat workout. A couple weeks ago, YHC performed this Avenger themed workout solo. I thought it would be a great day to share the workout with others this time.

EC: Cupid, Maybelline, Squatter, Chipper

FNGs: None

Warm Up:
Reverse loop around tennis courts with some carioca mixed it.
Seal jacks x20
Ironman take off – deep squat, on the up extend the calves and hold for a 4 count x10
Peter Parker Peters – 4 count on right leg then 4 count on left, x10 each
Upper body stretches

The Thang:
Iron Hulk – 1:4 merkin to rock air press to 10:40
Hulk smash rock slams x20
Hulk curls – grab the biggest rock you can find and AMRAP curls
Mosey over to tennis courts
7’s – WWII’s 4 ct = 1 & Peter Parker merkins
Bear crawl to advance back and forth, last stretch YHC called for spiderman crawl

Capt. America Suicides
suicide to the end of each tennis court white line and back to start. On far end, knee tucks and at start burpees. Increasing by 1 each trip down for a total of 10 reps each after 4 sprints

With about 9 mins to go YHC called an audible for some BTTW. 60 secs but as guys started dropping we modified it to 45 secs. Circle up for Mary.

Mary:
Capt. Thor 1:4 WWI and american hammers, increasing up to 10:40
Dr. Strange circles – on six, shoulders and head off ground, circles with legs together counter clockwise x10 then clockwise x10
Ended with 1 minute to spare

Announcements: See FB and slack, races coming up

T-Claps (Recognition): 2 from Carpex grabbing some EC (Squatter & Chipper) and possibly going for the fritter

Prayer:Injured PAX, H1N1 travels, graduations coming up, Mother’s Day and those first time without moms, Armed Forces, 1st Responders

It was great to do this workout again but this time with some F3 brothers. Great work today men!

BS Out!