Sure didn’t feel like 67% humidity this morning

Today’s forecast called for near record swamp ass.  It didn’t disappoint as 20 PAX took on the humidity at Paradise City.

EC:  Deadbolt, Lipstick, Crosby, Skidmark, 187, Emeril, Axe

Warm Up:  1/2 mile jog, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies,

The Workout:

Two teams of 10 PAX each.  1 PAX from each team runs to top of the ramp to perform 1st exercise .  Soon as 1st PAX returns the 2nd set leave and perform 2nd exercise.  Continue thru until all 20 exercises are complete.

While the PAX are running the ramp to do their 1 exercise remaining PAX work their way thru the exercises in order.  Every time they complete 5 exercises they turn and run to stop sign and back.

  1. MERKINS – X20
  2. LBC’s – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  3. BURPEES – X10
  4. PLANK JACKS – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  5. WWII’S – X15
  6. SQUATS – X30
  7. SHOULDER TAPS – X20 10 EACH SHOULDER
  8. AMERICAN HAMMER – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  9. ALERNATING LUNGE JUMPS X10 EACH LEG
  10. 4×4’S – Start arms raised, move to burpee position. 4 Merkins, 4 Mountain Climbers each leg.  Repeat x5
  11. OVERHEAD CLAPS – SQUAT WITH X20 OVERHEAD CLAPS
  12. BOAT CANOE CADENCE 10 COUNT
  13. SIDE STRADDLE HOP CANDENCE 20 COUNT
  14. DIAMOND MERKINS X20
  15. DIPS X25 ON THE BRICK WALL
  16. FLUTTER KICKS CADENCE 20 COUNT
  17. FREDDIE MERCURY CADENCE 20 COUNT
  18. HAND RELEASE BURPEES X10
  19. HUNDREDS – on your 6. legs straight and at a 45 deg angle off the ground. head and shoulders off ground. arms straight and down by your side with palms facing ground. do quick 6 inch pulses with arms/hands until you reach 100.
  20. RUN FROM TOP OF RAMP ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND TO REST OF PAX

Mary: Low slow flutter, Freddie Mercury, Pickle Pounders, Homer to Marge

Announcements
: 5 year anniversary event 8/29 at Possum Trot

Prayer
:   Crosby’s mom – 1 year anniversary of his sisters passing.  Peak Week – Brandon from Hope Community boating accident.

Southwake, where an HC = No Show

Warm Up:PAX of 9 making sweat angels at Paradise City today.

Fartsacks: Deadbolt, Midget for Life (verbal)

The Warmup – By Kid Cracker
Yoga/Stretches

The Workout:
5-6 miles circling back for the 6

Mary:
N/A

Announcements:
HC = Hard Commit. It’s your commitment to the guys working out in the morning and your commitment to yourself. Don’t use it lightly. If you say you’ll be there be there. All too often I’m seeing way too many Fartsacks from those throwing an HC on the board or when talking to fellow PAX. If you get injured or are sick then stay home but if you just don’t want to get up or drank too much the night before then hold yourself accountable and make it. Others are counting on you. If you’re sore from the day before who cares, just show up. Take it easier on the workout. You’ll feel better after. If the body says no but the mind says yes then listen to the mind for once. Soapbox rant over.

Prayer: Roger Roger took out us.  Crablegs, Double D, Lucky, Roger Rogers grandfather

 

Ground Pounder 8/4

Pax of 7 got a little bit stronger today

Warm Up: Jog 1/2 way to Veterans Park and back. Circle up for 22 reps each of Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers, Prisoner Squats, and Merkins.

The Workout: The main event consisted of a Tabata style workout with 30 secs of work and 10 sec of rest 2x through each of the following 4 sets of exercises.

Merkins, Mountian Climbers, Prisoner Squats, Squat Jacks

Walking Lunges, Inchworm Merkins, Lunge Jumps, Diamond Merkins

Jackknives, Boat pose, LBC’s, Boat canoes

Peter Parker Merkins, Chill Cut Plank, Bear Crawls, Plank Get-ups.

After each set pax would mosey around the baseball diamond and squat hold for the 6.

Mary: Around the world exercises of 10 reps each called out by pax members. Merkins, Ski Jump Planks, Freddie Mercuries, Wide grip Merkins, LBC’s and Imperial Walkers
Announcements: Holly Springs 1/2 marathon is getting closer to being sold out, get in now while the price is still low.
Prayer: Drapers nephew is in GA at the southeast regional little league tournament, prayers for his team to do well. Pikachu is traveling to NJ for his new job starting Mon, prayers for a safe journey and that his new position is what he expects.

10 PAX at Ivan Got Stronger Without Missing a Beat

Pax: Emeril, Java, Nemo, Peeping Tom, Pipe Dream, Double D, M4L, OCR, Dauber, Mookie

Warm Up:

SSH x20, GM x10, Imperial Walkers x10, Hillbillies x10, Fazio Arm Circles x10 F\B, Legs\Arms- R over L\L over R, Tricep stretches-L and R

The Workout:

For the 2nd Q in a row at Ivan, Mookie forgot to hit play on the Ivan playlist, which may have been a blessing for those PAX with an aversion to 90’s Old School Rap.

PAX grabbed kettlebells and John Cusack’d to the far section of the back parking lot, each occupying their own parking space for the following:

3 Rounds of 8 Kettlebell Swings- after each round PAX bear crawled to the opposite parking space in front of them and waited for the 6th and grabbed the curb for sets of 10 curb Merkins (both hands on curb, R hand on curb, Left hand on curb). At the end of each curb Merkin Round, PAX Lunge and Frankenstein walked back to Kettlebells for swings.

Mosey’d Cusack style to the end of the lot for a series of Kettlebell squats

Goblet Squats X10, Squat Thrusters X5 R\L, Goblet Squats w\ delayed down\up cadence X10

Mosey’d Cusack style across to the back of lot for Kettlebell Arm exercises

Hammer Curls x10 R\L, Curl Presses x10 R\L, Tricep Presses x20

Mosey’d Cusack style to middle of back lot for Rounds of Upright Rows, Bear Crawls to opposite parking space, and curb Shoulder\Tricep Work

3 Rounds Upright Rows x10

Derkins  x12 (In honor of Tom Brady’s Birthday)

Shoulder Tap Derkins x12

Dips x33 (for Larry Bird- drawing inspiration from earlier Murph mumble chatter about Lightning and Legends)

Mosey’d to playground varying Kettlebell Farmer’s carries R\L, Midget Love Handle bends R\L, and Tricep extensions.

Playground: Back\Lat Work

3 Rotating Rounds of TRX front rows x10, Pull Ups x10, Kettlebell plank rows x5 L\R

Mosey’d Cusack style toward picnic table shelter, dropped bells and performed 15 standard Merkins, picked up bells and proceed toward tennis court side shelter where we encountered a FIA workout. There were no ‘Gun Show’ comments this week. I have to assume Dauber was focused on what the Q would call next..Q proceeded with instruction to perform Kettlebell presses on the walk and alternated with various kettlebell exercises (tricep extensions in cadence, presses, farmer carries, Cusacks) on return to back lot for Mary.

Mary

LBC x15, Freddy Mercury x15, Low\Slow Flutter x20, Plank-Standard, Right Arm Up, Left Arm Up. 1 Merkin w\hold for 30 seconds

Announcements:

U-turn\Ground Pounder tomorrow, Big Shout out to OCR for completing 5-Pack this week, Dauber for EC Murph

Prayer:

“Two are better than one, for if they fall, one will lift up the other” – Ecclesiastes 4:9-10

OCR’s co-worker who recently passed. Prayers to his family

Continued Prayer’s to Double D’s father.

Sheepdog – hunka hunka burn’in love

Pax oef 5 this morning for some muscle burn’in love: Dovetail, Breadsticks, Gump, Yogurt, and Shredder.

Warm Up:

  • Lap around the parking lot.
  • Fazio arm circles
  • Chinooks
  • Good mornings

The Workout:

  • Slow TuT dips
  • 10 Mt. Climbers & 5 wobbly pull-up (5 sets).
  • Ring of fire; Set 1, one pax does 10 merkins while remaining do Wing Chun strikes, rotate pax till 100 merkins. Set 2, one pax does 10 knee strikes while pax continues WC strikes and then elbow strikes, rotate till 200. Set 3, one pax does squats while other pax do elbow strikes then 3 WC strike combo, then 5 strike WC combo. Quick note… it can always get worse…

Mary:

  • LBCs
  • squat hold

Announcements: 5 yr convergence.
Prayer: Lucky Charms, H1N1, all others struggling with injuries.

Thought:  It can always be worse. No matter how hard something may seem it can always get worse and we are a lot more resilient than we realize.  The Navy Seals have a saying. “Earn your Trident  everyday.”   We should have a similar saying about our spiritual walk, “earn your cross every day.

1.21 Gigawatts

6 Pax braved the rain and lightning for a crazy time murph. Mumble chatter about becoming an instant F3 legend if one was to be struck from the pullup bars while doing a murph.

Warm Up: 1 mile. Nice work Dauber running 9 mm.
The Workout: 100 pullups, 200 merkins, 300 squats done in sets of 5, 10, 15 or 10, 20, 30. Mile 2
Mary:
Announcements: August 29 5 year anny for South Wake at Possum Trot
Prayer:

Cletus Mega beatdown

Warm Up: Jog and SSH
The Workout: Around the parking blocks/stops 3 times – timed exercise where as the count finishes, you bear crawl or plank shuffle to the next parking stop for the next exercise consisting of:

Plank Shuffle: Mountain Climbers, Derkins, Erkins, Shoulder Taps and Dips

Bear Crawl: Squats, Lunge Jumps, Monkey Humpers and Star Jumps

2 Sets of Catalina Wine Makers @ 15 and Pickle Pounders @15

Mary: Ab blast with LBC, Box Cutters, In and Out, Freddy Mercury, Nipplers, Pickle Pounders
Announcements: U Turn tomorrow, Ground Pounder
Prayer: CrabLegs, Fog Horn, Travelers and Military/First Responders

We Did a Whole Lot

Warm Up: Jog around the soccer field, circle up at start for Good Mornings, SSH, MNC, leg stretch, arm/shoulder/chest stretch
The Workout: On the jog to the big lot. As promised, we would do a whole lot.  Partnered up for accountability and started in one corner. On the jog midway up the side, stop for 12 count merkin, x2.  To next corner for 12 count squat jump 12 count, x2. Next corner for 12 count WWII, x2.  To midway and stop for shoulder taps ICx12, x2. To corner for Mt Climbers ICx12, x2.  Back to start for pickle pounder ICx12, x2.  Key was to rest on a 10 count between sets.  Did 2 laps.  Lined up and did suicide sprints out and back using the parking lot islands as the stop and turn points.  At each turn did 1 set of 12 of the same order of exercises from the lap run around the lot.  On the jog back to start and covered in the range of 2.2 miles total.
Mary: Back to start for a quick round led by Emeril
Announcements: 5 year convergance, 9/11 stair climb
Prayer: Lucky Charms, DD, Crab Legs.  New Mexico took us out in prayer including a much needed moment of silence – thank you brother for giving us all the right perspective to start the day

EC credit to 187 (great to see the progress on recovery), Mookie, The Natural, Nemo, Pablo, Axe

Credit to Emeril, Mookie and OCR for a Thunder/Disney double down

Credit to the newer guys.  We are lucky to have you and you are getting stronger and pushing all of us

OCR – go out and get the 5 pack tomorrow

 

Unofficial Official P2P F3 workout

Warm Up: N/A – Who needs a warmup for a 5 mile jog.   I warmed up on the toilet bowl before I left the house.
The Workout: Run 5 miles
Mary: Mary who?  She didn’t run with us this morning.
Announcements: We didn’t have any
Prayer:  Lucky Charms

Roadie Training w/Crosby

Warm Up: Circle up Tennis court.

20 – SSH

10 – Good Mornings

Arms across chest 10 count each side

Arms over head 10 count each side

Jog to check out the stations & Explain.

The Workout:

1- Heavy bag(80lbs.) Carry & sprint end of tennis court and back (over head claps/hold plank/Squat while in line)

2- Heavy Rock (French Curls) 10 rep 30lbs

3- Light Rock ( Curls ) 10 rep w/rocks

4-Alt Rock ( lateral raise ) 7’s 10 or 5 lbs. Weights

5-Jail break (The Fence line)

6-Step ups (down stone wall)

7- Duck walk squats(Mick Jagger’s) around snack bar

8- Jail break (The Fence line back to tennis courts)

9-Suicides( pick up the mic) Tennis courts touch outside line of each court and back. Used 2 courts.

REPEAT  WHOLE THING 3x’s
Mary: Every other PAX called a 5 count

Diamond Merkins

American Hammers

Merkins

Steel cross

Box cutters

LBC

More Merkins!

SSH

I may have missed a few..
Announcements: 5 year anniversary of South Wake Workout Aug 29 @ Possum Trot!

Prayer: Lucky Charm, Crab Legs, H1N1, DD family