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12 Get a Dirty Dozen

The Management here at TBD take pride in our AO. As such, when we have an FNG that is new to the state, we like to show off our AO, and so I decided to call an audible and start the workout with a tour of Womble and a dirty dozen.

FNGs: Welcome Nadia

Warm Up:

Windmill x12, Frankenstein X12, SSH X 20, Squat Stretch 10 count

The Workout:

Thing 1: Tour of Womble

Indian run with a dirty dozen (12 exercises with 12 reps per exercise)from the tennis courts and over the bridge toward the softball fields. Make a right to go counter-clockwise around the ball fields. Stop once for tempo merkins x12, squat jumps x12, WWI x12. Back to the Indian run around to the volleyball courts for another stop and burpees, side straddle squats, low slow flutter. Modified to a go at your own pace mosey and instructed the faster pace runners to pick up the six once reaching the pavilion beyond the bridge.  Once everyone reached the pavilion, it was ranger merkins x12, lunges x12, LBC x12, then back to a self-paced run around the soccer fields and a stop at the far end parking lot to finish the dirty dozen with overhead to seal claps x 12, prisoner squats x 12, windshield wipers x12. Then head to the PIT for a lighting round of Dora 123.

Thing 2:

Dora 1-2-3…..dips x100, monkey humpers x200, LBC x300 while the partner runs backwards up the hill and back down frontwards.

Mary:

Not much time for Mary….boxcutters X15

Announcements:

Featured AO Week” starting next week. Check out Slack for more details

Derek Davis Memorial Run: This Saturday is your last chance to get a guaranteed shirt with registration.

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Mulching continues…check slack for opportunities

T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo hitting up the EC. Oboe, Hardy, Snap and others for picking up the six

Prayer:

Prayers answered for Omaha with some promising job opportunities

Continued prayers for Florence as he embarks on a short-term job opportunity in Wilmington, NC

A Family close to Nemo that is going through a difficult time

Those not living in the present and enjoying what is around them because they are too caught up in what is happening on their phones

 

What Is A Mahktar N’ Diayes Anyway?

FNGs: Yes! Welcome Omaha!  Arch nemesis of his (former) Patriot’s QB often used this in cadence…hearing it makes the FNG nauseous, and that made YHC smile, so we knew it was perfect.
Warm Up: Following the welcome and disclaimer to the FNG, mosey across the street to the church parking lot. 10 each IC: Good Mornings, Sir Fazios F/B, Overhead Claps, and Hillbillies. 25 IC Side Straddle Hops.
The Workout: 18 PAX showed up after the preblast by Mookie. After much EH’ing by fellow PAX (specifically Pablo, Dumbo, Mookie, Deadbolt, and M4L), YHC was provided with the opportunity to put the EH’s to rest. With that, YHC spent an inordinate amount of time preparing for this Virgin Q (afterall, YHC was still pure and wanted it to be with the right one, time was right, he was ready, etc.). His kids and wife may or may not have seen him pacing the halls as if he were about to give his left kidney. YHC even bought a watch, which he struggled with towards the end, and was lucky, frankly, to end on time…but not really because we were across the street and still had to get back to the pool parking lot. My bad if you were late to your next engagement.

Ok, the workout: Mosey to the curb where YHC had already chalked the named exercises on the asphalt. ALARMS and BLIMPS were in play. Some PAX had never heard of them, but they were about to find out. Split into 2 teams. Special thanks to Mookie who offered to lead Team 1 while YHC led Team 2. Six exercises were spaced across the parking lot for the ALARMS and BLIMPS. PAX on Team 1 would travel to each location via Bunny Hops (Stations 1 – 3) and Lunge Walks (Stations 4 – 6). PAX on Team 2 would travel to each location via Bear Crawl (Stations 1 – 3) and Crab Walk (Stations 4 – 6). Squat or plank hold for the 6 before starting each exercise. Teams that were doing BLIMPS then did ALARMS, and vice versa. Thank you to all PAX who helped YHC get through the counting…he was winded for sure.

BLIMPS: 10 Burpees, 15 Lunges IC, 20 Imperial Walkers IC, 25 Merkins, 30 Plank Jacks IC, and 35 Squats.

ALARMS: 10 Burpees, 10 Jump Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers IC, 10 Rocky Balboas IC, 10 Mahktar N’ Diayes IC, and 10 Seal Claps Sobriety Style (YHC felt this was fitting given his recent F3 ‘departure’).

Question was asked after the fact: What is a Mahktar N’ Diayes anyway? YHC answered that it was a plank hold to chill cut and back up IC. PAX said, “Oh, we did more than that.” YHC responded, “Yes, you were doing Absolutions but there was no reason to correct you because you were doing more than required.” Well done!

Following the completion of the circuit, YHC was a little stressed because we still had 20 minutes to kill (lesson learned). YHC was not feeling that a ‘rinse and repeat’ of previous exercises would be well-received. Audibled for an Indian Run to Mookie to meet at the parking lot entrance (each Team goes opposite way). At the entrance, YHC called for a jailbreak back to the mailbox followed by a mosey to the rock pile.

At the rock pile, PAX picked up a medium sized rock. The following exercises were performed IC between 15 and 25 reps, and much thanks to the PAX that stepped in to help YHC get through this: Curls for the Girls, Tricep Extensions, Rut Rows, Bus Drivers, Midget Love Handles, Midget Cookie Pouches, American Hammers, Overhead Press, Low Slow Flutter, and Chest Press.

Mary: With 6 minutes remaining, YHC lucked out. Mary consisted of the following IC: Freddie Mercuries, LBCs, Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, and Have A Nice Day.
Announcements: Mulch at Bass Lake – get signed up! Continue to visit AO’s that you don’t frequent very often; and Q Swap in August.
T-Claps (Recognition): Mookie for his assistance; all other PAX for their encouragement and willingness to step up and get YHC through this VQ.
Prayer: Those in recovery due to substance, verbal, physical, or mental abuse and/or health; Bondo’s granddaughter Piper; YHC’s cousin (cancer) and M’s grandfather (hospice has been brought in); Omaha’s marketing career; First responders; and Leaders of our country that we may get through the chaos that is rampant today; Unspoken.

Dumbo took us out.

It is a privilege to lead; thank you. YHC will keep learning, striving to do better next time.