Posts

What is the mission of F3?

FNGs: None

Tunes provided by Spotify “Classic Rock Workout” channel.

Warm Up: The bounce, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, WMH and a few burpees since no one, NO ONE! could recite the F3 Mission or correctly identify the 5 Core Principles.

The Workout: Each PAX grabbed a coupon of their choice (2x10lb KB, 2x15lb dumbbells, 15# plate, 25# plate, 25# plate and 35# plate.  Circled up at the picnic area.

Circuit #1: 10 sets in cadence rotating to the right each exercise: Curls, Triceps, Shoulder Press, Rows, Wonder Bra and Ground Pounder.

Circuit #2: One PAX jump rope 100 count while others did variety of exercises (plank hold, shoulder tap, hillbillies). Worked around the circle until each PAX had time on the jump rope.

Circuit #3: Repeated Circuit #1 in reverse order.

Circuit #4: 10 count squats followed by squat pulses followed by another 10 count squats

Mosey to basketball court

Circuit #5: Played 2 rounds of knock out.  PAX eliminated did 10 merkins, 10 WWII and 10 squats before returning or until a winner.  @Stubs won both rounds.  @Gump came in a respectable second both rounds.

Mary: Mosey from the basketball court back to the flag

Announcements: 2nd F at Thanks A Latte

T-Claps (Recognition): @Stubs hit the 6 month marker.  Ask him about it.

Prayer: @Stubs continue to stay strong.  Thank you @Socrates for closing us in prayer.

Candyland Trial #1 at Ground Pounder

FNGs: Wicket (birthname Jai)

Warm Up: Windmill’s, Willy Mays Hays, Sir Fozio Arm Circles forward and reverse, Hill Billy’s, Side Straddle Hops

The Workout: Rock work.  2 rotations.  Curls for the Girls, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows, Overhead Tricep Press, Ground Pounders, Rock Squats. Candyland Trial #1: 4 teams.  Spin the wheel and perform the workout associated with that color.  Red: 15 Merkins, Green 10 Monkey Humpers in cadece, Blue: 5 Burpees, Yellow: 10 Mountain Climbers in cadence.

Mary: Round the horn.  Pick your favorite core exercise.  7 Exercises total.

T-Claps (Recognition): Welcome FNG Wicket!

Prayer: Special prayers for Taylor Phelps F3 Knoxville, TN.

Soggy turf made for no fun and games at GP this morning

FNGs: None 

3 HIMs posted to GP on a cool soggy morning for boulders.  Stubs showed up but had to leave before the warm up due to a stomach bug. Missed you Stubs- praying you feel better soon. YHC brought the music box and best of the 80’s was on the agenda.  

Warm Up:  10x3cts of: Good Mornings, 20x3ct SSH, Willie Maze Hays, Windmills,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Michael Phelps, 10 Hillbillies and 10 Imperial Walkers

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. 

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

1 min Plank, 10x3ct Rock Spanks, Mountain Climbers, Pickle Pounders, Merkins,

2 sets of 10×3 ct Midget Obliques using a rock in each hand.

Hit the wall: 3 set of Preachers Chairs and BTW (slow 10 ct down the line plus a valiant attempt at Australian Ass Smackers with varying degrees of success).  There was a suggestion to seek shelter in the bathroom and do Homer to Marge exercises, but YHC decided against that idea. 

Mosey to the playground 

3 sets of 10x3ct Step Ups, Erkins and Dips

Prayer Requests:   For Michael’s Uncle Dan and his family (loss of aunt), For Tony and his wife both in roles where they are counseling many many people through hardships, Praise for Tim’s son David landing a new job where he is much happier with the work and co-workers.

Announcements: HSHM late Nov,

RESPECT 80s Hair Bands


FNGs
: None
Warm Up:  Sir Fazios, Good Mornings, Seal claps, overhead claps, daisy pickers and static stretches.
The Workout:  Three different exercises.  Rinse and repeat 2X.

swings, halos, tricep extensions

figure 8, midget love handles, thrusters

upright row, lawnmowers, bus drivers

on the mat: straight are extensions, nipplers, 6 inches

on the mat: overhead press, plank pull, modify burpee

farmer’s walk with two kb; slap kb; curls for girls

popcorn kb included lawn mowers, burpee, side lifts, etc

Mary:  stretches/yoga
Announcements: Derek Davis 5K
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Isabelle and Jany (mother-in-laws of Best In Show and Dauber respectively) – help with illness; PRAISE – Dauber’s promotion

Great turnout by RESPECT PAX

 

Honored to lead – Dauber

 

 

Ground Pounder 7/23/22

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Good mornings x10, Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward, x10 backward, Merkins x 15, Willie Mays Hayes x10, Daisy pickers x10, Side Straddle Hops x 20

The Workout:.

Mosey to the big rock pile. Pick a medium-big rock of your choice. Mosey to a spot in the shade.
Curls for the girls, Wonder bras, Rut Rows, Overhead Tricep press, Ground Pounders, Rock Squats
On your six:
Chest presses x10, Skull crushers, Box cutters, Low slow flutters
Repeat Rock sets and sets on your six
Wall #1: Balls to the wall, People’s chair with one PAX running around the building. Balls to the wall again. People’s chair with one leg elevated. 4 x 10 counts per PAX.
Wall #2: Step ups x 10 per leg, Irkins x 10, Dips x 10, Dirkins x 10. Repeat.

Mary:

Freddie Mercury’s x10, Plank in chillcut formation. Approx. 3 minutes. Raise one arm x 30 seconds.

Announcements:

July cookout

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayers

I’m on a boat

Co-Q YHC & HazMat

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Good morning, Daisy Pickers, Side Straddle Hop, Imperial Walkers, Willie Maze Haze
The Workout: Rock circuit: rotate one to the left after each set; 3×10 Rows, Wonder Bras, Squats; 3×10 Triceps & Curls; Playground circuit: Each PAX did 3×10 pull-ups with assistance if needed; Basketball circuit: Played knockout, if knocked out did 20 count exercise before jumping back in (SSH, Merkins, Low slow flutter)

Mary: Good morning and Willie Maze Haze
Announcements: Special 3rdF workout next Cletus.  Ask Breach for details.
T-Claps (Recognition): Forceps for bringing the 90s rap and one hit wonders.
Prayer: Praise Stubs MRI clear; Praise Stubs’ sister able to buy home in Raleigh; pray for job change/search Forceps and his son, also Pumpkin Spice. Pray for each of our families.

Coupon Clipping at Thunder

FNGs:  None but a Welcome Back Kotter – Lipsync (running) stopped by to add to
Warm Up:  So excited to see 10 PAX (Crosby joined later) for the warm-up.  SSH, Seal Claps, O/H claps, Sir Fazios (F+B), Frankensteins
The Workout:  PAX helped me bring dumbbells and kettlebells to the covered picnic tables.  The idea was simple:  grab something, do as many reps as possible of an exercise with a coupon until the timer is done.  What was our timer?  Rather – who?  One pax ran to the playground and hung out for 30 seconds or knocked out 5-10 pull-ups and ran back to shelter.  ROTATE.  Special thanks for John Deere and Cancun for bringing their (wicked heavy) ruck sacks and Gump for setting up a TRX band.  Exercises included, curls for the girls, flies, lawnmowers, overhead press, tricep curls, swings, cross arm curls, etc.  YHC tried spicing things up with a poorly executed Indian run with a kettlebell around the pitch.  Disaster.  Got things straightened out after pausing for some plank jacks along the way.  Returned to the shelter for some people’s chair and BTTW.  YHC led 10c, 15c and 20c rinse and repeats.  Finished with more work with the coupons using a 30 cc LBC Pax timer.  All 11 pax rotated through.
Mary:  Stretching.  Mumble chatter. R-rated.
Announcements:  Couch to 5K at Cletus.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  Gump led us out –  injured PAX, UNSPOKEN.

2nd F at Tapline. Meatballs and Beer.

 

Honored to lead.  -Dauber

Ground Pounder fun fact – Did you know?

FNGs: None 

7 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and some March Madness with Pumpkin and Forceps Co-Qing the workout.  YHC brought the music box and bball. Lots of mumblechatter around Nirvana vasectomies’ that didn’t smell like teem spirit and worm procreation.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), 25, 20, 25, 20, 15 and then 10  Merkins and SSH.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a reasonable rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

Mosey to the basketball court

PAX played 3 on 4 bball and every basket resulted in a set of 10×3 ct exercises. Scoring was much higher than I anticipated (much higher).

Exercises: 4 sets of 10×3 ct LBCs, Mountain Climbers, Heel Taps, Lunges, Freddie Mercuries

Prayer Requests:  For DOA’s father in law Wes going through cancer treatment and for strength for Wes’s wife and family. Forceps son’s decision to finish college here or move (still up in the air).

Announcements: TriSprint in June, CSAUP in South Cary in April, Motor Boatin’s 1st Annual 5K this Friday March 25th at Cletus.

Ground Pounder – 2/26/22

5 at GP. The q-sheet was open with Forceps being down in Wilmington running the half so YHC (Shredder) took the lead.
Warm Up: 25x SSH, SFAC (10 f&b), seal claps, and overhead claps. 25 more SSH. Imperial walkers, hillbillies,Frankenstein‘s, Willie Mays Hayes, Daisy pickers, and good mornings, All 10ea. each in cadence.
The Workout: Pax moseyed to the small rock pile first to grab two rocks that you can hold, one per hand. Then to the large rock pile to get a respectable rock. We then circled up and ran through an assortment of slower exercises with the large rocks and then rotated to the left for higher reps with the small rocks, rotating to the left after each set. 10 curls for the girls in cadence slow followed by 50 half curls up follow by 50 half curls down. This theme was continued with overhead tricep press, rut  rows, wonder bras, bus drivers, and ground powers. We also mixed in some other back and shoulders drills with the small rocks. Then put back the rocks and mosey to the playground for step ups, TuT dips, box jumps, more  TuT dips.
Mary: pax rotated with 10 each of your exercise of choice. Including merkins, Low SLOW flutter, heel taps, box cutters, and a new excessive from Motor Boating that is the fast person of low slow flutter which is evidently called low fast slutter.
Announcements: Pax in Wrightsville running the 1/2. Road cleanup at Neadmore.
Prayer: YHC took us out.