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FNGs: None 

4 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and discs.  Stubs was very excited about the playlist that began with Ice Ice Baby. Mumblechatter did not disappoint .  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings,  Windmills, Willy Mays Haze, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), Seal Claps 25x3ct SSH and arm stretches.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Press, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders, Chest Press, Skull Crushers

1 Set of 10x3ct 6 inches, Box Cutters, LSF, 15/45/90 leg raises, Rock Spanks (w/ & w/o consent), 2 sets of Mountain Climbers

2 holes of disc golf w/ exercises between tosses.

Each PAX took turns driving discs toward basket. Exercise before and after a quick mosey to your disc

Hole 1 Exercises: Pretoss 20 Merkins, then 20 LBCs, 10×3 ct Lunges

Hole 2 Exercises: Pretoss 20×3 ct Balls to the Walls and Wall Sits, then 10x3ct SSH, 10x3ct Plank Jacks

Prayer Requests:   Sub’s Praise for his new bible study group and prayers for his upcoming MRI. For DOA’s father-in-law Wes and his cancer treatment.

Announcements: TriSprint in June

Ground Pounder fun fact – Did you know?

FNGs: None 

7 HIMs posted to GP for boulders and some March Madness with Pumpkin and Forceps Co-Qing the workout.  YHC brought the music box and bball. Lots of mumblechatter around Nirvana vasectomies’ that didn’t smell like teem spirit and worm procreation.  

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), 25, 20, 25, 20, 15 and then 10  Merkins and SSH.

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a reasonable rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

Mosey to the basketball court

PAX played 3 on 4 bball and every basket resulted in a set of 10×3 ct exercises. Scoring was much higher than I anticipated (much higher).

Exercises: 4 sets of 10×3 ct LBCs, Mountain Climbers, Heel Taps, Lunges, Freddie Mercuries

Prayer Requests:  For DOA’s father in law Wes going through cancer treatment and for strength for Wes’s wife and family. Forceps son’s decision to finish college here or move (still up in the air).

Announcements: TriSprint in June, CSAUP in South Cary in April, Motor Boatin’s 1st Annual 5K this Friday March 25th at Cletus.

Ground Pounder – 2/26/22

5 at GP. The q-sheet was open with Forceps being down in Wilmington running the half so YHC (Shredder) took the lead.
Warm Up: 25x SSH, SFAC (10 f&b), seal claps, and overhead claps. 25 more SSH. Imperial walkers, hillbillies,Frankenstein‘s, Willie Mays Hayes, Daisy pickers, and good mornings, All 10ea. each in cadence.
The Workout: Pax moseyed to the small rock pile first to grab two rocks that you can hold, one per hand. Then to the large rock pile to get a respectable rock. We then circled up and ran through an assortment of slower exercises with the large rocks and then rotated to the left for higher reps with the small rocks, rotating to the left after each set. 10 curls for the girls in cadence slow followed by 50 half curls up follow by 50 half curls down. This theme was continued with overhead tricep press, rut  rows, wonder bras, bus drivers, and ground powers. We also mixed in some other back and shoulders drills with the small rocks. Then put back the rocks and mosey to the playground for step ups, TuT dips, box jumps, more  TuT dips.
Mary: pax rotated with 10 each of your exercise of choice. Including merkins, Low SLOW flutter, heel taps, box cutters, and a new excessive from Motor Boating that is the fast person of low slow flutter which is evidently called low fast slutter.
Announcements: Pax in Wrightsville running the 1/2. Road cleanup at Neadmore.
Prayer: YHC took us out.

Boulders and Balls

FNGs: None 

6 HIMs posted to GP on a cold dry morning for boulders and balls.  YHC brought the music box and basketballs. 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Bus Drivers, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

3 sets of 10x3ct Skull Crushers and Presses

1 set each of 10x3ct Windsheild Wipers, Box Cutters, Low Slow Flutter, Freddie Mercuries,

Mosey to the B-Ball court for Heavy Balls

20 minutes of Knockout. PAX line up and try to knock the HIM in front of them out by getting the ball in the basket before they do.  If knocked out, 20 ct exercise and then return to the line.

Exercises: 20 10X3ct SSH, 10 Merkins+ 10 Squats, 20 LBCs, 20 Imperial Walkers,

Prayer Requests:   Pumpkin Spice on sabbatical with next role in question. DOA diagnosed with meniere’s disease (inner ear disorder causing dizziness) and step-father Wes battling cancer.

Announcements: CSAUP in South Cary in April, Wilmington Marathon/Half next weekend, Motor Boatin’s 1st 5K March 4/5th.

What kind of workout is this?

FNGs: None 

6 HIMs posted to GP on a perfectly sunny morning for boulders and discs.  YHC brought the music box and discs. Lots of mumblechatter around colon health thanks to YHCs latex gloves I put on under my workout gloves to keep them warm. DOA asked “What kind of workout is this?” 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH

Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders.

4 holes of disc golf w/ exercises between tosses.

Each PAX took turns driving a disc toward basket (squat hold while ya wait). Exercise after a quick mosey to your disc

Hole 1 Exercises: 10 Merkins;  10×3 ct Squats

Hole 2 Exercises: 10x3ct SSH, 10×3 ct LBCs

Hole 3 Exercises: 10 Lunges, 10 Imperial Walkers

Hole 4 Exercises: 10x3ct Plank Jacks, 10x3ct Low Slow Flutter

Prayer Requests:   Forceps: 2nd Anniversary of son’s passing; Those suffering from mental or physical challenges. Praise Quiver’s daughter took his wife to FIA this AM.

Announcements: Long Ass Run ongoing, CSAUP in South Cary in April, Motor Boatin’s 1st 5K March 5th.

We all got crabs and someone lost their pancreas

FNGs: None 

10 HIMs posted to GP on a perfect morning for boulders.  YHC brought the music box and discs

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays, Imperial Walkers, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH and 5 Burpees OYO for tardiness     Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock (if it can be curled by anyone with one arm – it ain’t big enough). Alternate rocks between exercises.

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Bus Drivers, Rut Rows, Squats and Ground Pounders.

2 sets of 10x3ct:  Rock Press and  Skull Crushers

1 set of 10×3 ct (10 min abs): Windshield Wipers, Low Slow Flutter, WWIIs, Box cutters

2 sets of 10×3 ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent) and Single Arm Merkins.

Partner Up and do 2 sets each of Ice Cold Rock Planks and Get your Crabs Plank on while other runs 50 yards.

Mosey to the Putting Green

8 ish rounds of Get ‘er in the hole:  Pax take turns putting discs at basket and return to LBCs. Make the put and you can walk to the basket to retrieve discs, miss and you have to Bear Crawl to the basket and Craw Bear back before you can retrieve discs.  In between every 2 sets PAX exercise 10 ct of Merkins, SSH, Squats, and Star Jump. Shredder was hit in the small of the back and apparently felt pain in his pancreas even though its not located there. 

Mosey to Wall of Pain for 2 sets of 10 x 8 ct Step ups, 10×3 ct Dips and 10×3 ct Erkins

Prayer Requests:  Kids back in school amid spike in COVID, big event for Cancun next Friday (48 hr Ruck),  Motor Boatin’s brother going through a divorce after 25 yrs of marriage.

Announcements: Long Ass Run some time in Feb, MLK 3rd F Opps (Travis Manion and Town of Holly Springs), Q source has started this week,

T-Claps (Recognition):  HazMat laid down 4 workouts this week.

Guilty as Charged

Whereas YHC has been still steady on the Q opportunities, I have been terribly lax in doing BB’s probably since late October. It’s a new year. 5 dudes showed up on a balmy New Year’s Day to begin new challenges and have new laughs. Something about backaches…and the possible escapades of the night before. Nothing like the GroundPounder mumblechatter.

FNG’s: no.
Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Seal/Overhead Claps, Standard Merkins x 22, Prisoner Squats x 22
The Workout: Mosey to the playground for a series of 30/20/10 Step-Ups/Dips. Mosey to the wall of pain. Considered trying to do deadlifts on the defunct soda pop machine, but decided to do 15 ct. per Pax BTTW and People’s Chair. Repeato.

A quick mosey over by the ball field bleachers for a 15/10/5 ct. Bleacher merkins/irkins routine.  Now to the rocks. The group did a rock DORA where 1 Pax bearcrawled up and down the parking lot, while others performed 100 Ground Pounders, 200 Curls for the Girls, 300 Tricep Press. The group rotated left to the various size rocks throughout the routine.
Mary: Mosey back to the flag for 20 ct. Homer to Marge, LBC’s. Have a nice day!
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Sprinkler and family, those affected with COVID. YHC took us out! Proud to lead men!

Careful not to sit on the metal balls (unless you’re into that)

FNGs: None 

10 HIMs (3 Cotters- DOA and Noah’s Arc and Cyclops) posted to GP on a perfect morning for boulders.  YHC brought the music box and discs

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Willie Maze Hays,  Windmills, Daisy Pickers,  Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm stretches, 20x3ct SSH.   Mosey to rock pile.

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock (if it can be curled by anyone with one arm – it ain’t big enough). Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows and Ground Pounders and Bus Drivers.

3 sets of 10x3ct:  Rock Press and 1 set of Skull Crushers

1 set of 10×3 ct (10 min abs): Windshield Wipers, Low Slow Flutter, Rockies, Box cutters

2 set of 10×3 ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent), Single Arm Merkins.

Mosey to the Putting Green

6 rounds of Get ‘er in the hole:  Pax take turns putting discs at basket and return to LBCs. Make the put and you can walk to the basket to retrieve discs, miss and you have to Bear Crawl to the basket before you can retrieve discs.

Mosey to the Step up Wall (Careful of the metal balls):

3 sets of 10 Erkins, Derkins and Dips, and Step up kicks. 1 set of 10x3ct Plank Jacks and Split Jacks

Mary: Each PAX calls an 10 ct exercise:  Hillbillies, Low Slow Flutter, SSH, LBCs,  American Hammers, Burpies

Prayer Requests:  Quiver’s sister-in-law cancer, UTI’s uncle struggling with COVID.

Announcements: Ultimate on Monday at Ting (under the lights), Frosty CSAUP next weekend in FV.

T-Claps (Recognition):  75 Day Hard challenge participants, Bobby Boucher and UTI tripling down (U-Turn + GP + SW Dads)

Take it Easy!!! The Rock Will Withdraw Consent.

I haven’t been to Ground Pounder in quite awhile with all the BRR training, so YHC decided to jump in there and get some! 4 PAX learned that the rocks will give consent for rock spanks, but only for so long! It just gets too freaky and painful!

FNG’s: none
Warm Up: SSH, Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio’s, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Squats x15, Shoulder Taps x15 IC.
The Workout: Over to the rocks, selecting a rock that was challenging but could be travelled with. We Cusacked the rocks over to the disc golf stairs and did a reverse pyramid of exercises starting with 13. The exercises at the bottom of the hill/stairs was Merkins, at the top was Ground Pounders. We began with 13 merkins at the bottom, 12 Ground Pounder’s at the top…and so on. Farva had mentioned we hadn’t been to this hill in awhile, so YHC was glad we took the trip!

Next up, we Cusacked the rocks over to the bleachers by the ball fields and spoke of various birth control methods…wait…what?

At the bleachers, we repeated the same 13 ct. descending pyramid with 13 Rut-Rows to begin, with Bleacher Merkins as well.

Staying in that area, we finished 13 Dips, and 30 ct. Rock Spanks IC. We also completed 15 Dirkins and 30 rock Shoulder Press.

We did Curls for the Girls all the way back to the rock deposit point. Finished with a long-version People’s Chair/stretch on the wall time.

Mary: 15 Counts of the following: Heel Taps, LBC, Dying Cockroach, Homer to Marge, American Hammers. Dialed it down with a 10 count Good Mornings.
Announcements: Brute CSAUP Sat. Oct. 16th, Hilltop Needmore. Gump continues to try to navigate the team for vocational scholarship.
T-Claps (Recognition): DOA…often riding over to GP to get the extra work in!
Prayer: Unspoken. YHC took us out!

Split Q: Feel’n the burn

FNGs: Santana

6 HIMs posted to GP on a thick morning.  YHC brought the music box. 

Warm Up: 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Willie Maze Hays,  Daisy Pickers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles (both directions), arm/shoulder stretches,

The Workout

Circle of Rock (of course): Mosey to the Rock Pile pick a LARGE rock. Alternate rocks between exercises.

3 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Rut Rows,  and Ground Pounders. 10x3ct:  Rockies, Windshield wipers, Box Cutters and Low Slow Flutter; 4 sets of 10x3ct Rock Press, 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (w & w/o consent)

Shredder’s muscle shredder

PAX pick out 2 small rocks for the burn:  Way too many Half Curls  and Overhead Tri’s,

x=y+2 Line to line: Lunge to line, 3 squats, lunge to next line add 2 more squats till complete.

Mary @ COT: 2 rounds of PAX taking turns calling out ab exercises (may have missed a few) 10 or 10X3:  LBCs, American Hammers, Heal Taps, Mountain Climbers, Leg raises, H2M, Pickle Pounders, Breast Stroke Supermans, Freddie Mercury, etc

Announcements: Register for the Travis Manion Event on 9/11 5K (walk, ruck, or run)

https://www.travismanion.org/events/911-heroes-run/

Prayer Requests: For all those suffering with COVID (Gump’s Niece, Forceps Nephew), our military and all those in harms way in Afghanistan, those suffering mental health issues (particularly loneliness and depression)