Will the real Pikachu please stand up?
YHC signed up to Q Ground Pounder for some personal accountability after a few days of travel and promised 0 running. Headed over from U-Turn just in time to deliver on that promise – found a handful of pax in the parking lot awaiting my (barely) on time arrival.
FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:
SSH x10 IC
Daisy Picker x10 IC
Imperial Walker x10 IC
Burpees for the late arrival of Cupid – 5 OYO
The Workout:
Frankenstein walk to the greenway path followed by duck walk over to our favorite place to count wrong – the bathroom building
Preacher’s chair x50 IC – some reeeeeal questionable counting. We might’ve done extra, who knows
Ascending testicles – 5x Merkins flat on the ground, 5x at 15 degrees, 5x at 45 degrees, 5x IC shoulder taps at vertical, 5x merkins at 45 degrees, 5x merkins on flat ground
Then back to the preacher’s chair x50 IC
We then Imperial Marched to the rock pile where pax were instructed to grab a medium rock flat on one side. We John Cusack’d past the speed bumps towards the parking lot for a round of Bearly Curling to the end (the long way). We then John Cusack’d to the playground for the star of the main event – the Lazy Dora (which apparently is a Diego when done with rocks – we have a name for everything). Split with accountability partner:
- 100 tri-cep extensions while partner does dips
- 200 curls for the girls while partner holds plank
- 300 ru-roh’s while partner holds super man
Much to Cupid’s disdain we did not do pull ups. We Cusack’d back to the parking lot where there was a call for Crab Walks, so we Crab Walked the length of the parking lot with the rocks. We then moseyed down and returned the rocks and circled up on the disc golf putting green for a Ground Pounder classic Mary.
Mary:
Circled up around the disc golf basket pax assumed plank position for a Bear Crawl game of Duck Duck Goose. Shenanigans ensued, but all pax made at least one rotation, including Peeping Tom with Breathtaker.
50x Low Slow Flutter IC wrapped us up right on time
Announcements:
South Wake Christmas Party 2nd Saturday in December – location and details TBD
9/11 stair climb next month – awesome event at Carter Finley stadium in Raleigh. Clown cars will be in play, details to follow
T-Claps (Recognition):
Cupid for setting a distance PR this morning, picking up the 6 during U-Turn, AND still going to Ground Pounder. Dude is on fire!
Prayer:
Noah’s Ark’s M
Halarity ensued during CoT as Cupid identified as Pikachu. Poor guy was smoked.
Always an honor and a priviledge to lead men – thank you for the opportunity.