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Poker at the Fire House

YHC pre-blasted with the promise of picking things up and putting them down. The implication was that was simply kettle bells – the fire hose waiting to greet pax as they pulled in proved that was not necessarily the case.

EC: Full House and Deadbolt for some miles, Dawgpound, Flanigan, and YHC for some yoga.

Pax just kept pouring into the parking deck – not sure if it’s the pleasant location or the attractiveness of the scaleable workout, but for two weeks in a row we landed at 20 pax for Ivan.

FNGs:

None today – a shame.
Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

1x Burpee

Right leg swings x10 IC

2x Burpee

Left leg swings x10 IC

3x Burpee

Daisy pickers x10 IC

4x Burpee
The Workout:
Pax maintained the circle around the fire hose. One pax left their kettlebell and picked up the hose for a lap around the bottom of the parking deck. Another pax flipped a card out of the deck which determined what exercise we did while the pax was traveling.

For the first 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Squat Thruster – Tragically we didn’t get to do a single one of these. The problem with randomization I suppose.
Spade – Kettlebell swing
Clubs – Curls
Heart – Merkin shuffle (Merkin with one hand on bell, slide bell, merkin, repeato)
Joker – Turkish Getup

For the second 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Lawnmowers
Spade – Midget cookie pouch
Clubs – Triceps
Heart – Midget getup
Joker – Turkish getup

At some point in this second set a 3rd and 4th joker were drawn and the pax learned that YHC’s deck was a bit doctored…..woops, might’ve failed to mention that at the start.

For the third 12 minutes we did:
Diamond – Boobity boobity (squeeze bell and press up from one pec to the top down to the opposite, repeato)
Spade – Low slow flutter w/bell overhead
Clubs – WW1 w/bell
Heart – Single leg deadlift
Joker – Turkish Getup

During this set UTI remarked that there was a difference between Jacks and Jokers. YHC assured him that there were in fact only 6 jokers in this “deck” of cards.

Mary: Incorporated into last set

Announcements:

Run for Dee Dee – https://www.eventbrite.com/e/4th-annual-run-for-dee-dee-5k-registration-84539745655

T-Claps (Recognition):

Yogurt for the triple down option this morning (Crazy Ivan, Mountain biking in Umstead, 5K in Umstead). Keep your eyes out for this one to repeat itself!

Prayer:

A note about the requests – we have some of the same requests that come up for long standing issues. Please do remember to conciously lift these up in whatever way matches with your creed – don’t just check the box at the end of CoT, make it real.

Wallaby. Forceps and his family. Lipstick’s family and his sister. YHC’s M’s back.

YHC took us out.

Protect the Jewels!

FNGs:None

Warm Up: Lap around soccer field, overhead seal claps, seal claps, fozio arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers and hillbillies.

The Workout: Headed to the play ground area for rounds of exercises followed by running around the parking lot.

Round 1: 30 Merkins, 30 Dips, 15 each leg single leg side step ups.

Round 2: Banded upright rows, squats, and curls 30 count for each

Round 3: Hip flexor exercises, peoples chair 10 count down the line followed by balls to the wall

Round 4: Derkins, Dips,  and Prisoner Squats

Round 5: banded shoulder presses, step ups, and merkins

Pax then moseyed down the decline driveway area to do single leg hops.

Pax then jail broke up the hill for Mary

Honor to lead! Great job!

Mary: hip flexor exercises, homer to marge regular and one legged, v-sit up hold, six inch hold with circles and then low slow flutter.

Announcements: Mule 6-9am next week, Garner High School on Wednesdays AO.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Wallaby, Forceps and New Mexico’s family radiation therapy.

Popcorn at the Nut

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: see: workout
The Workout: the workout was popcorn style after Da Business requested it.  Unfortunately, he could not attend (cue Alanis Morrisette).  I don’t really remember everything we did, but we each took about 5-10 minutes and brought the pain.  There were bear crawls, pull ups, sprints, and some other stuff.
Mary: see: workout
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Wiggly, Forceps

February 28 2020 / at Crazy Ivan (HS Parking Deck) QIC: POTS

February 28 2020 / at Crazy Ivan (HS Parking Deck) QIC: POTS

 

The PAX for Crazy Ivan packed the parking deck.

 EC: Deadbolt, Full House, Roger Roger

 PAX:  20

 FNGs: None

 Warm Up:

 Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

 The Workout

 PAX partner’d up.

Partner 1

  1. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  2. Overhead press (20 reps)
  3. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  4. Side to Sid Lunge (Willy Mays Hayes (20 reps)
  5. Kettlebell Swing (20 reps)
  6. Goblet Squats (20 reps)
  7. Up right rows (20 reps)
  8. Dead Lifts (20 reps)
  9. Overhead Triceps Extensions (20 reps)

Partner 2

Run up stairwell, back down and around the block. (Not Town Hall – lol)

Mary:

The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements

Happy Birthday 16-bit

Forceps son’s memorial service 2/29 12:30 ET at Hope Church (Apex)

Banana Seat sending update on Wrightsville

M4L – F3 Meal March 14 (Sat)

Check Slack for upcoming announcements

Prayers:

Wiggly’s family for loss of his father.

Flannigan’s upcoming heart tests.

Coal Ash’s  Brother in law’s father is battling cancer going into hospice care.

Unspoken,

Military, and First Responders.

Joe DiMaggio Dunks his Donuts!

YHC was able to grab the Q from Banana Seat and allow him time to focus on gains vs leading the troop. YHC was watching his nightly Seinfeld reruns and came across the Joe Dimaggio episode. Kramer sees him in the coffee shop and notices he dunks his donuts in his coffee. To get Joe’s attention, he smacks the table and chirps a few times 🙂 Hence why I was chirping this morning for the Fartlek times! This was for the fellas with the knockoff Apple Watches that can’t preload the workouts in their watches.

Warm Up: Stretching on the track, 800m warmup
The Workout: Mono Fartlek  2×90, 4×60, 4×30, 4×15 with breaks in between for same amount of time. 1 Mile cooldown
Mary: Yoga
Announcements: Forceps son Jon Memorial this Saturday 12-2 at Hope. Casual attire, drop in when you can.  3rd F Survey
T-Claps (Recognition): Da Business- Proud of this guy coming out to the track! I know how much he loves running 🙂
Prayer: Leahy Family, Wiggly’s Father

I’ve never seen a fart move a workout

Q-swap week leaves a lot up in the air. How many are going to post at the Q-Swap? How many will post here? Who just wants to run miles. I was a bit uncertain on how many Pax would post at TBD on this foggy, warm, muggy Wednesday, but after the discombobulation that is R4TJ I knew things were going to be looking up in the number of Pax posting. What I didn’t expect was the stench that followed one of our Pax. Literally moved the workout. Unheard of! A southwake first. Congrats Lipstick!

EC: 187, Pikachu, Deadbolt, Mookie, Redenbacher, Full House, Lipstick, Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Mosey around the soccer fields and circle up for the following:

  • 25cc SSH
  • 12cc IW
  • 12cc Hillbillies
  • 10cc Sir Fazio Arm Circles, forward and reverse
  • 10cc Seal claps
  • 10cc Overhead claps
  • 10cc Chinooks
  • 10cc Goofballs

The Workout:

Mosey to the rock pile and gather a decent size rock suitable for your stature and strength. Return to the playset

Partner up for 15 minute AMRAP

  • Partner 1 runs to the restroom facility wall and back
  • Partner 2 doing pull-ups, one legged deadlift with rock, or 1 legged squat with rock – Rotate through exercises

Mosey to tennis courts for Jack Webb Suicides

  • 1:3 merkins:overhead press with rock
  • Run across both courts and back
  • 2:6 so on and so forth all the way to 10:30

Return rock to rock pile

Mary: 10 count core exercise lead by each pax

Announcements: Pikachu and UTI meeting with Parks and Rec to see how we can support each other. Q-Swap at Thunder (1900), Tiger Blood, Crazy Ivan, and Ground Pounder

T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt 4 days in a row

Prayer: Wallaby and his family, Earthquake victims and families in Puerto Rico, A client of Full House, Crablegs, prayer for growing F3 within our community with the support of HS Parks and Rec, the growth in the shieldlocks.

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

EC: Nemo

PAX:  16

Blue Hen, Doc, Brony, Florence, Flanagan, Nemo, Snap, Java, Fanny Pack, Cinder, Hardy, Dauber, Dahmer, Sprinkler,  Yogurt, POTS

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey’d to far parking lot

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

The Workout:

  1. (one or two sandbags – modify as needed)
  2. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  3. Figure 8’s around the legs (10 Reps right and 10 reps left)
  4. Overhead press (20 reps)
  5. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  6. Willy Mays Hayes – Bear hug side lunge (20 reps)
  7. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  8. Squats (20 reps)
  9. Up right rows (20 reps)
  10. Halo’s (20 reps)
  11. Rut Rows (20 reps)

Rinse and repeat between each exercise

Run backwards (Back Peddle) to middle of parking lot

Sprint back

  1. Passing the sandbags to the left, right over, and under.
  2. Mosey’d to Picnic Pavilion, Paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Urkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Derkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Dips (IC 20), Partners switched.

Mary: The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements:  Tobacco Road Marathon & Half Marathon March 15.

Prayer:  Prayers for the unspoken, Military, and First Responders.

Nimble Minds

FNGs: None in sight
Warm Up: SSH, daisy pickers, fazio arm circles, seal claps, the flapping bird thingy.  Mosey around a downtown loop with more traffic than expected, then off to the parking garage.

The Workout:
Started with a leg focus by lining up along a parking space and doing Baryshnikovs (squat followed by a one-leg jump), 10 spaces.  Not particularly acrobatic or graceful, but got the job done.  Duck walked back.

Moseyed to the stairs.  YHC was a little too eager and took the PAX all the way to the top of the steps, then had to retreat back down a level to get to the top of the parking deck.  At that level PAX lined up along a parking space and completed three lunge walks followed by a copperhead squat (prisoner squat with a three count on the down) down the length of the deck, then 25 calf raises OYO.

Time for some upper body focus.

PAX lined up facing the opposite direction and went about half the distance of the lot doing bear crawl merkins (three lengths of bear crawl followed by a merkin with arms staggered).  Around half way PAX switched to the Dirty Harry (crab walk with full extension of the stepping leg; not exactly sure what that has to do with Clint Eastwood) to the end of the lot.

Moseyed to the rock pile for a full set of Jack Webbs (to 10 merkins, 40 presses) with rocks, interrupted by one arm curls (X 10 each arm) and one arm triceps press (X 10 each arm).  Some decent mumblechatter but very limited counting by the time we got to 10.

Mary: Returned the rocks and headed back to the start for core exercises, including low slow flutter, dying cockroach, diamond merkins, homer to marge, plank jacks, crab jacks and others that YHC is forgetting at the moment.

Finished with a short focus on healthy minds, including a minute of silent meditation followed by a cross-lateral exercise that’s focused on communication between the two brain hemispheres.

Announcements: Not sure – YHC was retrieving his cell phone – see Slack and FB

T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX that showed up this morning to continue getting stronger in the new year

Prayer: None spoken, CHIPs took us out with a hopeful message for the new year.

It was a pleasure to lead.  Aye!

Throwback 5 – Day 5 – Riding the Murphy-Go-Round at Cletus

46 PAX IN THE GLOOM!  Way to end the week HIM!

EC: Norm, ShamWow!, Martini, DawgPound, Skidmark, Maybelline, Redenbacher, Pablo, Buford, Cowboy, Mr. Terrific

FNGs: NOPE

Warm Up:  YHC felt a little odd Qing the final Throwback of the week.  I wasnt here when these fine AOs were established.  I needed some star power…  I needed CrabLegs!!!

No, not those delicious buttery delicacies… This HIM!

I reached out and luckily enough he was available. CrabLegs was wrapping up some vacation in New England and he made the push to get back and join in on the fun.  Crablegs put the PAX through their paces in the warm-up.

  • SSH
  • Runners Pose
  • Pigeon Pose
  • Overhead Stretches
  • Daisy Pickers
  • Good Mornings

The Workout:

41 PAX were present when we started the workout with an initial count-off.  YHC watched as a few men filed in at various moments but was unable to get the count.  This called for 6 Burpees OYO!

PAX had counted off 1,2,3,4 and broke into 4 groups.  We were headed to the Murphy-Go-Round.  Most Murphs would last about an hour and we would have enough room for everyone to grab some pull-up bars.   We didn’t have that today and with 41 (later 46 PAX) there were some logistical challenges.  YHC had his heart* set on some sort of Murph-like event today so a contingency plan was in place to make it happen.

*One of my earliest memories of attending Cletus was when a Murph was announced instead of the normal workout.  As a new PAX at the time, I was intimidated and I remember being pretty shattered the day after.  It was brutal and humbling and oddly it now made me feel nostalgic and happy…  this F3 really changes a guy.

The Actual Workout  Finally…

We mozy’d to the railing on the greenway between the pond and the baseball fields.  The railing would serve as our pull-up bars, strike that Inverted Row bars.  Group 2 was dropped here and told to get started AMRAP until they were relieved by Group 1.

We mozy’d to the parking lot beyond the baseball diamonds.  As we entered the lot, we dropped off Group 3.  There job was to do AMRAP Merkins until they were relieved by Group 2.

We mozy’d down the lot to give some space and dropped off Group 4 off.  AMRAP Squats until relieved by Group 3.

From there, Group 1 set off on a Run around the Baseball diamonds until they got to Group 2.

The Murphy-Go-Round was set in motion and continued until time was called.

Mary:

Back to the tennis courts…

  • 6 inch leg holds
  • Boxcutters
  • Superman Ws and Ts
  • LBCs

Announcements:  Check Slack because my memory don’t work so good…  here is a round-up

  • Paradise City starts at 5:30 from now on
  • U-Turn launches from Panera from now on
  • Support a local Eagle Scout and the food pantry.  Donations happening now, building out a greenhouse later
  • Dumbo has setup a FREE CPR class at Hope next week – sign-up and show-up, you could save a life
  • Dad’s Workout 1/4 @9am Womble

T-Claps (Recognition):  To the OGs that set South Wake in motion.  Great representation this week from some of the earliest PAX including Howard.  Amazing leadership and great whetstones to reference as we push forward with the 2020 vision.

Prayer:  Those PAX that are working on physical and mental battles among us.  For our service members that keep us safe and guarantee our freedoms.  CrabLegs took us out.

Throwback 5 – Day 4 – Disney

Throwback 5 appears to be working just as planned.  End the decade and start a new one with 5 convergences at the “Original 5” Southwake AOs.  Today was Disney’s turn.  YHC turned to Kid Cracker to co-Q with me as we were the Site’s initial Qs.  I always loved Q-ing with Kid Cracker as there would be diversity in the body parts worked and lots of good mumblechatter.

It was a cloudy, 37 degree Thursday morning as YHC approached a gathering crowd in the Middle Creek Park parking lot.  The glows of at least one (Redenbacher) Pax member finishing EC could be seen.  The original Southwake Shovel Flag was planted, fists were bumped and Kid Cracker got us going!

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short fellowship jog (0.33 miles) around the dark soccer field – we continued this mosey to the small parking lot adjacent to the baseball field house – where we circled up

  • SSH x 20 I.C.
  • Good Morning x 20 I.C.
  • Downward Dog (left and right rocking)
  • Runners pose stretching (Left and Right)
  • Pigeon pose stretching (Left and Right)
  • on your feet to mosey to the High School student parking lot – Pax instructed to partner up on the run

The Workout:

Round 1:  Kid Cracker

  • Partner1 partner carry Partner2 the long distance up the hill in the parking lot.  Resting or alternating as needed
  • Disclaimer was issued by Kid Cracker “if you have back problems, knee problems or are on your (menstrual) cycle – you can lunge walk”  Classic 🙂
  • Alternative to partner carry was lunge walk half way then catch up on the run
  • At top of hill series of exercises were done (too gassed to remember)
  • Mosey back to bottom of the hill
  • Rince and repeat with alternating pax member
  • Fellowship run back to the park toward the Abyss (7 flights of stairs)

Round 2:  Deadbolt

  • Keep your partner – half the partners would go to bottom of the stair (but stay with your partners) and half stay up top
  • DORA with runners going up/down the stairs.  The DORA was
    • 100 Merkin
    • 200 LBC
    • 300 Squats
    • Ab exercises until the 6 gets up
  • Clockwise and Counterclockwise Indian runs (50-50 split) from the Abyss to the concrete area at the bottom on the half pipe
  • Jailbreak to Flag for Mary

Mary:  Alternating Abs by your Co-Qs

  • American Hammers x 20
  • Exaggerated Low Slow Flutter x 20
  • Freddy Merc x 20
  • Wide Grip Merkins x 20
  • Heels to Heaven x 20
  • Good Morning stretches
  • Michaels Phelps to close

Announcements:

  • Final Throwback 5 tomorrow- Cletus – it will be special
  • Carpex – Southwake Q Swap next 2 weeks
  • Dawgpound assisting Eagle Scout with fund raising opportunity and support – details on Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

  • Wallaby, Crablegs, US Military Forces, some I may have forgot
  • DB Took us out in a ball of man