Not doing that again

Doing these streaming workouts has caused me to have to dive deep in to the Exicon to find exercises that don’t require running, partners, or bear crawls.  Or some combination of them.  I peruse it every night, building out a new, stationary routine that I can do in the morning, hoping to find close to 45 minutes worth of material.  Last night’s research brought me to the Super 21.  It starts with 1 merkin and 1 situp and increments up by one each round until you finish by doing 21 of each.  For those keeping count at home that’s 231 reps of each.  After compiling my workout I spent the rest of the evening trying to convince myself to change it.  I didn’t.  I should have.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Good morning x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC (half way through my ghetto camera set up fell apart so there was a break to fix it)

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles 10x forward 10x reverse IC

The Workout:

Super 21 – Started with 1 merkin and 1 situp.  Kept going until we had completed 10:10

Monkey Humpers x21

Resume Super 21, sets 11 – 13

Squats x21

Sets 14 & 15

Mountain Climbers x21

Sets 16 & 17

Imperial Walkers x21

Sets 18 & 19

Hillbilliles  x21

Sets 20 & 21

This was terrible.  Don’t do this.  I won’t do it again.

We still had time left over so we did 11s with Turkish get-ups and tricep dips.  As the filler in between we did 10 SSH in cadence.  We ran out of time before we could finish all of the sets.

Mary:

American Hammer x15 IC

Boat/Canoe x10 IC

Dolly x10 IC

Announcements:

Nothing new
T-Claps (Recognition):

H1N1 and Fumunga for watching the recording and following along at home on their own time.  Way to find time to post!

Prayer:

All the people affected by the virus.  Those dealing with the madness in their houses.  Unspoken.

 

See you tomorrow morning.

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Remedial Education Needed

Counting and reading should be easy by now, right?  You’d think so.  Well, if you were on the live stream this morning or watched later in the day you’ll know that to not be true.  Cards are easy.  A suit equals a workout, the value equals the reps.  Except for when you can’t count in your head (or remember the card) or if you continuously mix up the workout/suit combination.

All that said, I like to think it was a good workout.  There was sweat dripping off my head on a cold, albeit indoor, morning so I feel like something got accomplished.

FNGs: No.  Honestly, if I do get one we should probably call the police.

Warm Up:

Good Morning x10 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

Squatted Moroccan Nightclubs x10 IC

Arm and shoulder stretchers

SSH x20 IC

The Workout:

Fairly basic deck of card workout.  The value of the card determined the reps.  Face cards were 10 and aces were 11.  This was not a standard deck.  I took out everything below 5, took out one each of 5, 6, and 7, and filled in the rest with other face cards.  There were also 5 or 6 jokers.  The excercises were:

Hearts – Merkins/Diamond Merkins/Wide Grip Merkins

Diamonds – LBC/American Hammer

Club – Squats/Lunges (N x each leg)

Spade – Air Presses (in cadence)/Carolina Dry Docks

Joker – 5 burpees

The idea was that the exercise would change with each drawing of the suit.  I’m pretty sure I didn’t do that right either.

 

Mary:

Sleeping Hillbillies x10 IC

Superman x10 IC

Australian Snow Angels x10 IC

Low Slow Flutter x10 IC

Protractors

 

Announcements:

AOs still meeting but be respectful of the state mandated closure of playgrounds.  Two virtual options, this one and Dawgpound’s on it routines.

Prayer:

All the medical professionals.  Anyone dealing with the virus.  Unspoken

 

Until tomorrow.

 

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All By Myself

During these times we’re doing all we can to stay as healthy and as safe as we can.  Mostly, for us, that’s meant smaller workouts with more one-off AOs cropping up so that everyone can still get work in without too much worry.  Some of us have been totally turtling.  My reason is a 6-year old girl named Layla.  As many of you know she ends up in the ER every time she has croup and one of the most frequent times that happens is now, when there is pollen and the changing of seasons.  If she gets anything it can turn itself in to croup and we really don’t want to go to a hospital.  So, aside from the virus, we’re concerned about bringing anything home.  Most of my workouts have come in my garage, following someone’s backblast from that morning.  Maybe there are others out there that don’t want to venture out either.  Maybe in the coming days the government will tell us we can’t.  So why not start a live stream workout?  It’s worth a shot, right?

0529 the live feed fired up.  Would anyone join?  Who knows.  Would I embarrass myself?  Highly likely.  Was it worth it?  I like to think so.

0530, lets go.

FNGs: Aside from a few sleeping spiders in the corners of the garage, I didn’t see any.

Warm Up:

SSH x15ish (keeping cadence count in my head is hard)

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

Trying to plan a regular workout knowing that we were going to be mostly stationary was daunting.  I put together what I thought was a pretty solid plan, but would it fill the time?  It was a circuit based work out so doing it over and over was part of the plan but that would get really old, really quick.  I hoped it would work.

Arms

4×4’s – Start upright with arms raised, burpee down in to 4 merkins, 4 mountain climbers IC , back up – 5x

Air presses – 20x

Curls for the girls – 20x

Bat Wings – 20 circles forward, 20 backwards, 20 seal claps, 20 overhead claps

Legs

Aiken Legs – 20 squats, 20 box jumps, 20 lunges (10 each leg), 20 split jacks

Step ups – 20x

Apolo Ohno – Speed skaters – 20x

Bobby Hurley – 20x

Core

LBC 10x

Big Boy Sit-Up-Ups – All the way to feet 15x

Deadlifts 20x

Chilly Plank Jacks 15x

 

After the core set we did some active resting.

Hold plank and alternate raising arms and holding it

People’s Chair

BTTW (We didn’t do this on the repeat, it was against my garage door and it was loud and I was also terrified that the door would fall and I’d become an internet sensation for all the wrong reasons)

Once the first set was fully done I looked at my watch.  20 minutes!  Hey, alright, this might actually work out.  We did the circuit again, this time at the end adding in some pigeon pose to round out the resting (read: I wanted to kill a few more minutes).

Mary:

American Hammer x15

Low Slow Flutter x10

Freddy Mercury x10

Heel Taps x10

Homer to Marge x1o

Pickle Pounders x10

Announcements:

Lots of stuff happening.  Check Slack for local, small group AOs.  Reach out to your neighborhood PAX and put something together.  Free to lead.

Marathon running tomorrow.  The culmination of Skidmark’s Corona 100 ends tomorrow.  All the hard work that ShamWow, Maybellene, Aquaman, and so many others comes to a head tomorrow.  Not in the way initially intended but still 26.2 none the less.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Boy George for being there with me, virtualy, this morning.  Thanks for making me not just talk to a phone for that time!

Fromunga for watching the workout and following along several hours later.  I encourage everyone to do this.  Find time in your day if you have to in order to find time to work out.

Prayer:

All those dealing with the virus, either suffering through it or caring for or about someone who is.  The medical professionals who risk their own health to be there to care for others. All the thoughts and prayers that PAX keep in their hearts and minds.

 

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