Pop the Trunk

Pre blasted that I has a surprise in the trunk. Finkle guessed a beaver… close? Another thing heavy and not fun to carry around.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, Willie Mays Haze, Imperials Walkers, Hill Billies, Fazio Arm Circles
The Workout: Popped the trunk and PAX chose their paving stone. 1) Four corners stack with the pavers. Squats, Overhead Press, Through Leg Lunges, American Hammers. 2) Merkins at each corner with Lunge walk on the long stretch and bear crawl manmakers with the pavers on the short length.
Mary: Mary on the corners with LBCs, WW2s, Windshield wipers, American Hammers
Announcements: None new
T-Claps (Recognition): Fumunga with the weight vest
Prayer: July 4th Weekend and families

1776 – Celebration of Freedom

There are lots of ways one might choose to celebrate the freedom that we so often take for granted. The F3 way is to have a brutal beatdown that serves as a reminder that freedom isn’t free – it was purchased and preserved by countless patriots who made the ultimate sacrifice.

“There is no greater love than to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.” – John 15:13 (NLT)

YHC is truly grateful for my F3 brothers who push me to become a better version of myself – physically, mentally, and spiritually. Thanks for the push to get through the 1,776 reps! Keep up the great work HIM and keep pushing each other!

FNGs: Scissor Hands

Warm Up:
Pledge Of Allegiance
SSH x20 IC
Good Mornings x10 IC
Daisy Pickers x10 IC
Frankensteins x10 IC

The Workout:
THE 1776
– Start with 1,776 yard run (1.01 miles)

Set 1 (100 reps of each – break down into 5 sets of 20/ 10 sets of 10, etc.)
Merkins
Side straddle hop – IC
Lunges – IC (100 each leg)
Set 2
Pull ups
Imperial walkers – IC
Squats
Set 3
Overhead claps – IC
Mountain climbers – IC
WW2’s
Set 4
Dips
Plank Jacks – IC
Step ups – IC (100 each leg)
Set 5
American night clubs
American get ups
American hammers
Ground pounders (mosey to the rock pile and choose wisely)
100 yard bear crawl
76 burpees
Badges of honor/pain
Patriot: partner up and each pax do half the reps
American eagle: complete all exercises flying solo

Mary:
We walked the field and picked up trash

Announcements:
Q Swap with Carpex the last week of July

T-Claps (Recognition):
Several PAX did EC before the 2-hour beatdown. Impressive!

Prayer:
Doc & YHC moving soon
Martini – Kidney stones
Overturned vehicle on Piney Grove Wilbon
Family of Owen Reed Schroeder who was killed in Holly Springs – park bench dedicated in his memory

Paradise City

FNGs: 0
Warm Up: 1 loop around ting imperial walkers, hillbillies, good mornings, and sir fazio arm circles
The Workout: stack up suicides. 10 LBCs at the start. 5 Turkish get ups, 10 reverse lunges, 15 homer to Marge, 20 groiners, 25 low slow flutters.

Mary: some stretching

Announcements: none
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 187s neighbors

3 Year Anniversary of GP

FNGs: None

9 HIMs posted to GP;  A lot of hard work as disc golf plans were foiled by a tournament.  YHC brought the music box.

WarmUp:

10×3 ct Good Mornings, 10×3 ct Emperial Walkers, 10×3 ct Hillbilly’s,  20×3 ct SSH, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 4×10 ct arms stretches, 10x3ct Daisy Pickers, 10x3ct Windmills

The Workout

Circle of Rock: (Rotate rocks between exercises).

3 set of 10 x 3 ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tri-cep Press, Wonder Bras, Bus Drivers,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders.

3 sets of 10×3 ct Rock Press, 3 sets of Skull Crushers, 10×3 ct Windshield Wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 30×3 ct 6 inches, 10×3 ct Rockies, 10×3 ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent), 10x3ct Heal Taps

Mosey to the Playground

2 sets of 20 Single leg Step ups, 20 Dips, 10 Star Jumps, 20 Erkins, 10x3ct Mountain Climbers

10x3ct Freddie Mercuries, Boat Canoes, 20x3ct LBCs

COT: stretches for your buns, hams and calves

Announcements: 1776 on 4th

Prayer Requests: Strategery’s Daughter in Hurricane Marco island where hurricane path is forecasted,  Farva cousin John cancer in lymph nodes.

 

Arms Beatdown

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Seal claps, Overhead claps, Daisy pickers, and SSH

The Workout:

This was advertised as a little-to-no running workout, and as a true man of my word, PAX got an arms beatdown.

 

PAX moseyed to the rock pile behind the dumpster and each chose a suitable medium/large rock. With rocks in hand, PAX circled up (away from the dumpster stench) for a rotating COP in a 15-20-15 pyramid fashion. To start, 15 overhead triceps presses were done with chosen rock. PAX then dropped rocks and rotated clockwise to the next man’s rock for 15 rut rows, followed by 15 curls for the girls, 15 bus drivers, and lastly, 15 wonderbras. For the next round, reps increased to 20, following the same sequence of exercises. For the third set, reps decreased to 15, though by this point, admittedly YHC included, PAX were beginning to feel the burn.

 

For a slight break for arms, 2 sets of People’s Chair and BTTW were performed. For the first set, each PAX called a 10 count IC down the line (when counting is not done in cadence, I think PAX are more prone to cheat by counting to 10 quickly). People’s Chair and BTTW were repeated with a 10 count down the line, though this time not in cadence, since I was feeling generous.

 

We moseyed to the rails nearby the Jiffy Lube for some more arm work with irkins and dips. Instead of Elevens, YHC turned it up a notch to Forties (aka Lindsays in the F3 exicon). We started with 30 irkins, with 10 reps of dips immediately afterward. We switched back to irkins, decreasing the count by 5, from 30 to 25 reps, and dips increased by 5, from 10 to 15 reps. This sequence continued until 10 irkins and 30 dips were reached.

 

We topped off the workout with partner suicides. Partner 1 was doing burpees AMRAP while Partner 2 had to bear crawl across the parking lot and back. Partners 1 and 2 flapjacked

Mary: U.T.I. called flutter kicks. We ran out of time for additional exercises. PAX were saved by the bell.

Announcements: 1776 workout on July 4th led by Norm; See Slack
Prayer: Healing for Hasselhoff’s friend having hip issue

Cobra Kai Never Dies

Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to do a cobra workout at Sheepdog after the zebra cobra in Raleigh. 

FNGs: N/a

Warm Up: Warmup lap around the parking lot then circle up for the following: Side straddle hops, Arm circles forward and reverse, Daisy pickers, Imperial walkers, and Hillbillies

The Workout:

Plank snake agility around the entire parking lot then circle up for C.O.B.R.A.

Captain Thor’s x 10
Ohh baby’s -homer to marge/pickle pounders  (10×10)
Bear crawls down and back
Rochamburpee (rock/paper/scissor x10 with partner, win or tie does a merkin, loser does a burpee)
Air Drama (squat as low as possible then calf raise x10)

Snake run around the parking lot

Cobra Kai – do each exercise based on my command
Strike First – sprint down and back
Strike hard – explosive clap merkin then 2 strikes
No mercy- max merkins then hold plank until I call time

Snake run around the parking lot

Repeat Cobra Kai on my commands
Strike First – sprint down and back
Strike Hard – squat jump
No mercy  – 10 squats then deep squat hold until I call time

Shredder led 8 minutes of Cobra Style striking techniques and crossover applications

Mary: Around the horn exercises with each Pax leading a 10 count: Hello Dolly, LBCs, Crab Cakes, and Have a nice day

Announcements: 1776 workout on Sunday at Womble
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 16-Bit’s mother in law, Farva’s cousin, and a praise for the bed build/deliveries

A Toby Keith ‘Murica Celebration

YHC picked up the Q and since it was the lead in to the 4th weekend, I put together a playlist for ‘Murica. Little did I know Toby Keith was such a polarizing figure. Maybe next time I’ll go with something a little more safe like Chris Brown and Elton John.  We sweated, we swung heavy weights and started the July 4th weekend off with a bang.

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: Quick warmup exercises

The Workout:
Broke up into 2 teams of 4.  Each partner completes each station, then go to next exercise
P1: Ab exercise
P2: Farmers carry (2 KBs) – timer
P3: KB exercise 1
P4: KB exercise 2

Rnd KB 1 KB 2 Ab
1 KB Swing Pistol Squat LSF
2 Thrusters Cookie pouch Heel taps
3 Overhead press Figure 8s American Hammers
4 Lunge Plank drag LBCs
5 Renegade Rows KB hinge Windshield wipers
6 Single leg deadlift Goblet Squat Chill cut plank hold
7 Wonderbra KB snatch Freddy mercury
8 KB Windmill Back lunge Pickle pounders
9 Sumo squats KB clean Homer 2 marge
10 Midget Love Handle Tricep ext Dying cockroach

Mary:
Light stretching.

Announcements:
See Slack.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Good work men.

Prayer:
Injured PAX, Traveling for the 4th.
YHC took us out.

9×9=81 (Not today)

YHC pre-blasted and threw out 9×9=81 and several Pax have asked what that meant for Tiger Blood. In my mind it means 9 miles at 9 minute pace = 81 minutes with a 9 minute Yoga/stretch session. We did not achieve this today but it was not for lack of effort. Lots of guys accelerating. T-claps to a bunch of Pax this morning.

FNGs: Probably not the best day to FNG
Warm Up: Hell Naw!
The Workout: Indian run stack up and down BOMBS. When Q got to the front do the exercises. 5 burpees, 10 overhead claps, 15 merkins, 20 Big Boy situps, 25 Squats. Finished exactly at Womble.
There are 11 light posts from the lower parking lot to Grigsby/Stinson. 2 man weave suicides with ascending Big Boy situps at each light post and 8 hand release merkin with a one arm reach at the lower lot. indian/fellowship run back to start.

Mary: Some yoga of varying difficulty for each pax
Announcements: 1776
T-Claps (Recognition): Bobby Boucher. Have you seen this guy!!
Prayer: 4th and travels. 1st responders. Watch your fingers with fireworks. YHC took us out.