4yr Q at GP ran like clockwork

FNGs: Yes! Welcome Sharknado

Warm Up: side straddle hops, arm circles forward and reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, arm stretches, good mornings.

The Workout: Mosey to the rock pile and grab a large rock. Circle up in the main parking lot to begin the 1st event.
My 4yr Q centers around time so we started with some clockwork using 4 different exercises. Started with 1 rep of each: curl for the girl, overhead press, ruh roh, and squat. Set down the rock, rotate, and do 2 of each. This continued through the 12 rounds of the clock for a total of 78 reps of each exercise.

Next up the calendar beatdown as follows, all with your original rock:

  • June 30 rock presses
  • July 31 homer to marge in cadence
  • August 31 rock merkins right arm
  • September 30 American hammers in cadence
  • October 31 rock merkins left arm
  • November 30 flutter kicks in cadence
  • December 31 rock spanks in cadence
  • January 31 ground pounders (stopped at 7 to do burpees for my birthday then picked back up at 8)
  • February 28 Rockys in cadence
  • March 31 ascending testicles  10,10,11
  • April 30 wall sit
  • May 31 pickle pounders in cadence

Mary: LBCs, Boat Canoes, and the introduction of Krispy Kreme’s (12 count move that targets your abs), then 20 Merkins as it was only called a decent Q. After the merkins it was deemed reasonable.

Announcements: Picnic, 2.0 workout at 9, Bed project next weekend

T-Claps (Recognition): My 4 year anniversary, Cyclops for bringing an FNG, and Sharknado for making it through his first post.

Prayer: We all took a knee and I took us out. Very thankful for what F3 has done in my life and in the lives of others, I’m definitely a better man for it.