Long Things are Good Things
A cold start and many PAX with frozen hands as the workout progressed but, lot’s of great mumblechatter in the mix during the beatdown at Ground Pounder, helping us all to embrace the suck. A pretty good set of 1-liners (including the title here) leading through and all the way up to the last seconds of the workout. YHC was warned at least once by Shredder that a wrong move by the Q during Mary could result in a kick in the nuts and the PAX let YHC know that this was yet another reasonable Q thrown down at the Ground Pounder!
FNG’s: No
Warm Up: Good Mornings, Willie Mays Hays, Imperial Walker, Hillbillies, Windmills, Sir Fazio’s (F/R), Overhead Claps, and SSH.
The Workout: 2 Heavy bag coupons were brought to the workout by YHC. 1 Bag was 100lb. the other was a 75lb. PAX were instructed to grab a rock that would be challenging for the Circle of Rock. We Cusacked the rock back up toward the flag where the heavy bags lay off the the grass on the side. Each heavy bag was I’d say 40 yards apart. Each PAX took turns departing the Circle of Rock as the “timer” as the flipped the heavy bag the whole distance and then either carried or dragged the other heavy bag the whole distance back. During the thang, each PAX departed the circle 3 times, while others did rock work according to YHC’s cadence or count. When YHC departed the circle, Shredder, Mookie, and Forceps were good enough to serve in running the circle. Rock exercises included: Curls for the Girls x2, Triceps Press x2, Shoulder Press x2, Rut-Rows x2, Squats, Rock Spanks x2, Toe Taps, Rock Merkins on each side, LSF w/rock, Box Cutters w/Rock, Chest Press, Wonderbras, Bus Drivers, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers, Standard Merkins. We the returned the rocks and moseyed to the playground knee wall.
At the wall we did 20 ct. Step-Ups, Dips x30, Bulgarian Squats x10 each leg. Repeato except only did 15 dips the second round.
To the Wall of Pain for a very short session of People’s Chair with a 15 ct. per PAX. This was followed by Balls to the Wall for a 15 ct. per PAX. Mosey over the flag for Mary.
Mary: YHC had a particular holiday favorite all cued up for our Mary routine and then….an audible had to be called due to YHC’s phone desperately needing a changeout. When it’s cold temperature, my phone turns off unexpectedly and often. I will try this again, because I think the routine would be “fun”. Finished with 20 ct. LBC’s, 30 ct. Freddie Mercury’s, 20 ct. WW2, 20 ct. H2M, and 20 ct. Pickle Pounders.
Announcements: Only 1 AO for Christmas Day workout- Kung POW.
T-Claps (Recognition): Forceps being the only PAX adequately prepared with the right gloves for frozen rocks!
Prayer: YHC and his M, surgery Monday. Local businesses and restaurants in COVID times. Forceps and family during the holidays, grief, reflection. Sadiq and Pumpkin Spice’s family. YHC took us out. Thanks for playing fellas, great work!
