Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of thy counting shall be three.

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3 PAX enjoyed the cool and beautiful weather of this morning’s gloom, and it was refreshing to say the least. We were not set up to complete the IronPax challenge (though we were forewarned by @Cupid), so perhaps we’ll visit the Trot of Possum tomorrow. In the meantime, we improvised with an audible four corners, some wall and guardrail work, and finished with a visit to Mary. We also managed to get in 1.4 miles of actual running…ok maybe more of a mosey, but we elevated our heart rates nonetheless. 

FNG’s: Nope

Warm Up: Mosey to the parking lot of many businesses, including Butcher’s Market, Town Hall Burger, and PF. The following exercises were completed IC x 20: SSH, Good Mornings, Moroccan Night Clubs, Imperial Walkers, and Hillbillies. Maybe some others but it was early. 

The Workout: With no real Q to speak of, we quickly decided on the Q by committee format, and called an audible four corners that would utilize all PAX infinite wisdom and knowledge. It went something like this: 3 rounds of four corners that consisted of the following, mostly IC x 20: Diamond Merkins, LBCs, Jump Squats, Plank Jacks, Burpees, American Hammers, H to M variations, Peter Parkers, Squats, and WWII’s. As a side, the smell of stank was emanating from the dumpsters outside of Eggs Up, so a merlot was sure to occur if we hung around there any longer.     

After four corners, we moseyed to the guardrail where we completed 3 rounds of the following exercises IC x 20: Irkins, Dips, and guardrail pull ups. This is probably named in the Exicon but YHC couldn’t find it…similar to Pole Dancing but different. 

Following the guardrail work, we moseyed to the back wall of the dry cleaners. Thankfully the dumpsters were recently emptied because it wasn’t nearly as bad as in the past. PAX completed the following 3 rounds of exercises IC x 10: BTTW (one round of Mtn Climber BTTW), People’s Chair (w/ Seal Claps, Moroccan Night Clubs, and one leg holds), Curls for the Girls (1/2 curl, 1/2 to full curl, full curl), Tricep Extensions, Bus Drivers, and One Arm Curls.

Mary: With 6 minutes to spare, there was plenty of time to mosey back to the “flag” and visit with Mary. Completed the following exercises IC x 20: American Hammers, Mountain Climbers, and WWI’s followed by stretching and mumblechatter to close things out. 

Announcements: The mulching project continues at Bass Lake, IronPAX Challenge is ongoing, and BRR this weekend.

T-Claps (Recognition): Good luck to all PAX running BRR this weekend. 

Prayer Requests: Bondo’s granddaughter Piper is healing and gaining weight; all people looking for work during Covid; PAX healing from physical, emotional, and psychological injury; our country’s leaders that they may make smart and informed decisions; unspoken.

Bondo took us out. 

Great Q by committee, thanks for holding YHC accountable. Always an honor. 

Hilltop NeedMore Ruck. Beautiful morning 61 degrees. 4 PAX and we were off at 6:00 am.

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FNG: None

Warm Up: The RUCK

The Workout: We hit all trails, blue, red, and yellow for 5 miles. Great mumblechatter catching up with those you do not see often.

Mary: None

Announcements: Bass Lake mulch starts back up.

T-Claps (Recognition)

Prayer: Our country and those suffering from illness. YHC took us out.

Was that a snake…nope that was flatulence

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**I would like to open up this BB by apologizing to @Full House and explaining the above title…please forgive me Full House!!!  About 3-miles into our 6-mile workout I was running with Alpine and my stomach was giving me some awful pain.  I told Alpine my stomach was jacked and to keep going and I would catch up.  I stopped dead in my tracks and ripped one for what felt like 10-seconds.  Well it wasn’t until the end of the workout that Full House mentioned that he was trailing us during the run and thought I had stopped to look at a snake or something.  As soon as he ran through the exact spot where I had unleashed my stomach pains, he took the brunt of the aftermath.  I cannot not apologize enough @Full House and I can’t believe I’m mentioning this in a BB that will forever be posted.  I will be hanging my head in shame every time I see you for quite some time my man.

FNGs: none

Warm Up: 10x Daisy Pickers, 10x Good Mornings, 25x shoulder-width Merkins, 10x Imperial Walkers, 10x Hillbillies, 10x Fazio Arm Circles (Fwd & Rev), 25x wide positioned Merkins

The Workout: 3PAX prepping for BRR ran 3-miles with post-stretching, 4PAX ran 6miles on the “standard route”: Start off leaving Womble with a R on Stinson, R on Bass Lake, L on Salem Ridge, L on Linksland, R on Holly Springs, L on Raleigh, L on Grigsby all the way to the backside of Womble, L into the lot behind the ball fields, R at the playground, Finish back at the parking lot

Announcements: BRR this upcoming weekend, Friday 9/11 Stair Climb (posted by @ShamWow), Goggins Challenge – 4 miles every 4 hours for 48 hours (48-miles total) on 9/18 beginning at 8pm (posted by @Bernie)

T-Claps (Recognition): Picking up the 6

Prayer: safety of all who are participating in the BRR event this weekend (both travelling and running throughout the event)

Never Have I Ever

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YHC raised his hand to fill in for Norm yesterday afternoon when he needed a substitute Q.  I was hoping to get a chance to Q this week but the Qsheet was pretty full for they days I wanted so I was in luck when he needed help.  I wanted to create my own BRR friendly workout which, evidently, is a confusing concept.  To me, BRR friendly is easy on the legs.  Gotta save them for later this week.  With that in mind I formed together a loose plan in my head and figured I’d sort the rest out as we went.

FNGs:

None today

Warm Up:

Quick lap around the track and then circled up for:

Good morning x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Daisy Picker x10 IC

Willie Mays Hayes x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbilles x10 IC

The Workout:

Moseyed down to the first parking lot island and lined up.  The idea was to crab walk 4 spots, do an exercise, crab walk another 4 spots, another exercise, 4 more spots to the end, and another exercise.  Then we flipped over and bear crawled 4 spots, did an exercise, etc., etc.  Rinse and Repeat.   The exercises were:

Crab:

Crab Cakes x10 IC

Crab humpers x10 IC

Crab jacks x10 IC.  Fram was adamant that never in his life had he done these before.  Good thing he ruminated on it later or else we would have completely forgotten Name o Rama. “Never in my 42 years…hey, wait…”

Bear:

Shoulder taps x10 IC

Merkins x10

Nipplers x10 IC

 

After those two laps we went down to the rock pile, grabbed a rock, and circled up around the picnic tables for some upper body rock work.  With our own rocks first we did Curls for the Girls x10 IC then put the rocks down and did 10 Irkins.  Rotate one rock to the right and do triceps extension x10 IC and 10 dirkins.  Rotate again and 10 IC overhead presses and then 10 dips.  Next rock over got 10 bus drivers IC and another 10 dips.  Rotate and 10 chest presses on our six followed by 10 dirkins.   Last rotation was 10 trunk twists and 10 irkins.  Then we did the whole thing over again but this time rotated rocks to the left.

Once we got through two laps of that we partnered up and did two sets of 10 roman situps (hang off the end of the table, face down, holding the rock on your chest and “sitting” up using your back) with the rocks per partner.  After that we ran over to the playground to do 10 pullup OYO because we can do that again.  Once those were done we went up to the nameless brick building to do 10 count BTTW by each PAX.  Then off to the tennis courts

Mary:

LBC Circuit.  10 IC regular LBCs, 10 reverse, 10 with knees on the ground to the left, 10 with knees on the ground to the right.

LSF x10 IC

HAND

Announcements:

Hardy has another ninja competition today at Rock Solid Warrior.  Wish him luck.

Prayer:

Everyone running this weekend.  Unspoken.

 

Thanks for the opportunity to lead this morning gentlemen.  I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

 

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Heavy Hoops

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5 HIMs posted to GP this morning at 7AM.   YHC brought the music box once again. Disc Golf Tournament kept us from the original plan to integrate disc toss into workout but luckily I had a a backup plan to integrate some hoops. 

Warm Up:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers,  10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbilly’s, 10x3ct SSH, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 4×10 ct arms stretches, 10×3 ct Willy Maze Hays

The Workout

Circle of Rock: (Rotate rocks between exercises).

2 set of 10 x 3 ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Trunk Twists,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders.

4 sets of 10x3ct Rock Press, 10×3 ct Windshield Wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 30ct 6 inches, 10 Rockie’s

Mosey to the Basketball Court for some Hoops where we learned none of us can shoot:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated free throw areas. 3 attempts at each location followed by 2 attempts for layups. Miss all 5 shots and add 1 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till 1 shot is made from each location.

Standard Plank Hold, LBCs, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Star Jumps, Squats, Mountain Climbers, Squat Hold,

OYO Burpees based on your personal penalty

Mosey to the Baseball Bleachers

  • 10 Merkins, 10 Derkins, 10 Erkins, 20 Dips
  • 10×3 ct Step Ups, 10 WWIIs,
  • 10 Bleacher Merkins

Mosey back for Mary to stretch it out: Pigeon Pose, Calf Stretch, 10×3 ct Windmills, 4×10 ct arms stretches, 10×3 ct Michael Phelps.

Announcements: Sign up for mulch work starting up again next weekend.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Wes, DOA’s Father-In-Law going through another round of Chemo this week. Prayers for Shredder work & family stress.  Forceps: Prayers for divorce being finalized in the coming weeks and for his son Jon’s estate to be closed.

Taking on the Swarm

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So named because Bebop parked himself under the lamp during People’s Chair, and got swarmed with ant drones. It looked like that scarab scene in The Mummy, and also my worst nightmare.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Warm-up lap, butt-kickers, high knees, Willy Mays Haze, Fazio Arm Circles, Michael Phelps, Side Straddle Hop

The Workout: THING 1: Mosey over to the FV Community Center for some rock push tug-of-war. Split up into two teams with a pair of rocks at one end of the parking lot. Team 1 performs an exercise then starts pushing the rock to the other end of the lot. Team 2 runs around the community center, and Team 1 stops in place once they’re back. Alternate, and Team 2 exercises and pushes the rock the other way. After a few rounds the team that made the most progress wins. We’ll dial this one in, since everyone made it to the other end before the other team got back. Exercises: Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tri’s, Ruh Rohs

THING 2: Peoples Choice. Start out with a set of exercises and a PAX eliminates the one they hated the most every round. Exercises: Burpees, Merkins, Lunges, Shoulder Taps, Monkey Humpers

THING 3: Peoples Chair with Bat Wings (Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Reverse)

Mary: LBC, WW2, Rosalita, Homer to Marge, Have a Nice Day

Announcements: F3 Mission Statement recital, Norm’s F3 Anniversary, BRR this weekend

T-Claps (Recognition): Bebop and Banana Seat for coming out the next day after the Iron PAX Challenge at Possum Trot

Prayer: Boy George and his family travels, Bebop’s sister for a healthy pregnancy, Gamecock’s Daycare owner’s family loss

Normageddon it! > Part 1

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YHC has had the honor of being part of F3 for two years now and it is only fitting to celebrate with a week’s worth of Q’s (albeit somewhat disjointed).  This is just a small way to give something back to those who have given so much to me.

Thanks to all of you who have truly helped make this much “more than a workout” and created a great community of mutual encouragement and accountability. YHC is not only in the best physical shape I’ve been in since high school, but much healthier mentally and spiritually than when I started two years ago as well. Not to mention the great friendships that have been made along the way! Thanks for being there in the gloom and for the constant push. It is greatly needed and appreciated even more. Keep it up HIM!

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

  • Mosey around the lot for a tour of what was to come…
  • Recitation of the F3 Mission Statement (Aye!)
  • SSH x 24 IC
  • Daisy Pickers x 15 IC
  • Frankensteins x 15 IC
  • Windmills x 15 IC

The Workout:

We counted off by 3’s to form 3 different groups. Each group split up and ran to one of three stations to do an exercise that was listed on the sheet. When finished, we returned to “home base”, when the whole team was back we did 5 burpees, and proceeded to the next station. The round was complete when all PAX completed all 3 stations with burpees in between. We completed 4 rounds total but dropped the burpees in the last round due to time constraints.

Station 1 > Abs > each exercise = 20 count IC
Round 1 – LBC’s
Round 2 – Freedie Mercuries
Round 3 – Low Slow Flutter
Round 4 – American Hammers

Station 2 > Arms
Round 1 – Merkins x 20
Round 2 – Carolina Dry Docks x 20
Round 3 – Sir Fazio Arm Circles x 10 fwd/ 10 rev IC
Round 4 – Shoulder Taps x 20 IC

Station 3 > Legs
Round 1 – Squats x 20 IC
Round 2 – Lunges – alternating legs – x 20 IC
Round 3 – Star Jumps x 20
Round 4 – Apolo Ohno’s (Speed Skaters) x 20 IC

Mary:

Homer to Marge x 10 IC
Homer to Marge – right leg up – x 10 IC
Home to Marge – left leg up – x 10 IC

Announcements:

  • No Mulch this Sat.
  • BRR next weekend

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • 4 PAX did 2 mile EC – good work!

Prayer:

  • COVID
  • Kids in school
  • Dauber’s daughter is homesick @ Baylor

As always – it’s an honor to lead! Until next time…

40 Year Old Happy Meal

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4 times as many Pax as last week. Strawberry Hill back for the first time since March (by his own admission). Workout brought football and baseball to the gloom.

Warm Up:

Arm circles and Michael Phelps; the main thang would be enough of a warm-up and time would be short.

The Workout:

DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER
Run 25 yards, do 25 merkins
Run backwards to Goal then run to the 50 and do 50 squats
Backwards to Goal Line run to the 75 and do 75 Mountain Climbers
Run backwards to the goal line and run to the hundred and do 100 SSH.
Rinse and repeat for the Double Quarter Pounder.
– 25 butterfly situps
– 50 jumping lunges, scale to squats
– 75 shoulder taps
– 100sec horse stance

FIELD OF DREAMS
Make a baseball diamond. Count off by fours.
Home plate: timer; 15 burpees
First Base: AMRAP twinkle toes until relieved.
Second Base: AMRAP capoeira push-ups until relieved.
Third Base: AMRAP J-Los until relieved.
Continue until all Pax have done the Burpees.

Combatives:

Self-induced Pressure points with common objects (pens, spoons, etc)

Mary:

Freddy mercury, Moguls, box openers, side crunches, plank pounders

Announcements:

No mulch this weekend

Prayer:

Gary(friend of Quiver), 70, on ventilator with COVID; Dovetail’s wife (get to a good place mentally)

Pax of 1 for Viscous Cycle

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: 10 Good Mornings, 10 ct Willy Mays Haze, 10 ct Dynamic Leg swings
The Workout: 9 mile route through Holly Springs (358 ft of elevation)
Mary: What? I was solo.
Announcements: None
T-Claps (Recognition): Forceps for going it alone on a hot humid day
Prayer: Prayed I wouldn’t get talked into posting a Fumunga lead workout but I did.

Audible Action at The Ballfields

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It’s been nearly 3 weeks since YHC took the Q. For me, that’s a pretty long time and a good amount of time to cook up some great plans for beatdowns of all kinds. YHC had a great plan for what we would do at TBD this morning.  With today being the IronPax work out and the usual R4TJ offerings, I knew I had to come up with something quite different.  Just started the EC trek up Stinson when I saw Nemo rolling in, so I did a U-Turn and grabbed him. During our EC on this awful humid morning, YHC scrapped his previous plans in an effort to not kill any pax or himself. Those plans will be a fall workout.  Everything but warm ups were audibles today.

FNG’s: not today
Warm Up: SSH x25, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers, Fazio Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, And 25 Standard merkins.
The Workout: Mosey to the dugouts by the ball fields. Started with a 30 ct. IC Balls to the Wall, then mosey to the poles at the end of the path for 5 burpees. Pax then moseyed to opposite side dugouts for People’s Chair 30 ct. IC, followed by a Mosey to opposite poles for 5 star jumps. We repeated this procedure 3 times with wall exercise counts descending to 20 for round 2, and 10 for round 3. However, exercises at the ends increased to 10 then 15 burpees and same with star jumps. Finished with an every pax 10 count of People’s Chair.

Next did 30 merkins in honor of Bondo’s oldest child. Nemo told Bondo to answer age 2 for fear we would do more burpees. Did 21 squats on the same note for Sprinkler.

Mosey to the rock pile lot for 11’s.  Exercises were Ground Pounders IC and WW1’s. We alternated taking the rock with us or leaving it behind on each pass. Finished up and moseyed back for Mary.
Mary: Not much time, so finished with a 10 ct. each pax plank hold.
Announcements: Mulch, couple weeks to go.  CARPEX CSAUP invite is out there.  Virtual BRR.
T-Claps (Recognition): Bondo! That guy keeps up with everything we do. RESPECT!
Prayer: Tetanus nephew with liver issues and healing.  Healing for Tetanus and back issues right now.  Coal Ash father in law with colon cancer. Moby and his family member now in hospice.  Those that are jobless. Those that are addicted.   Hope and freedom in those places.  YHC took us out.