10 seconds to spare

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YHC was pretty excited to be returning to the gloom with his fellow brothers after 3 months of quarantine.  I wasn’t looking forward to the early wake-up call, hence I showed up at 5:29 and 50 seconds.  However, we started on time!

FNGs: I would have been in trouble if we did, considering there was no time for a pre-claimer.
Warm Up: Couple Loops around Ting with stopping points for SSH x25, IW/HB x10, Mountain Climbers x15
The Workout: Coach wasn’t happy with the performance over the last 3 months and called for 30 minutes of Suicides.  We started on Court 1 and did our first set of suicides with 5 merkins at the start line each time. Coach was displeased with the lack of hands touching the white lines and called for a second set of suicides with 5 merkins.  Coach was happy with that round and took us out of Court 1. On the way out a friendly Pokemon noticed our direction was towards Court 2 and said “It would be cruel if we go to the next court and do the same thing”.  Pokemon must have known the Coach to well and called it out! Court 2 we switched it up and did the suicides with 5 burpees. Coach wasn’t happy with the amount of time it took and called for a second set with Turkish Get Ups. Still not happy with the time, he called for a fast round of only suicides.  We left Court 2 and headed for Court 3, cause why not?  Court 3 only had 2 tennis courts, so we had to step it up a notch. Suicides had to be completed in less than 90 seconds. The first one was so close, at 92 seconds. The next one was an all out by the Pax. Coach was so proud of his men, he told them we could do a cool down lap around ting at an 8:30 pace
Mary: Yoga
Announcements: F3 Dad’s Camp is happening, Rune
T-Claps (Recognition): PAX putting in some serious miles last week! We had a lot of weekly distance PR’s!
Prayer: Draper’s Father, Wallaby, Pablo/Particle Board/Rainmaker & Martini’s Families who lost their Mother’s this past week

Benny Hills and Some EC

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With Rune in full swing, YHC pre-blasted some EC at 5:05 with a nice Main Event route at 6am offering some street miles with a mix of hills and scenic trails. Redenbacher liked the route last night, but apparently not enough to show this morning. Arrived to an empty lot, but not for very long as Vasoline came rolling in to hold YHC accountable for some pre-game mileage. On the way back into Womble, we spotted Boy George circling the soccer fields heading in the opposite direction for some EC as well.

Cupid rolled in with a few minutes til 6am and then we had Oboe, who has become a regular at AGS. At 6am, we mosey’d to the baseball field concession stand by the bleachers for the following exercises

Warm Up: Good Mornings X10 IC, Imperial Walkers X 10, Hillbillies X10, mosey’d to the umpire\kid statue and performed Fazio Arms X10F\B, Prisoner squats X10, and then mosey’d to Grigsby with alternating butt kickers and Frankensteins.

The Workout: Squat held for the route. Continue down Grigsby, back to Raleigh, and then onto Jones. From Jones head to Veterans and then onto the back side of Paradise City’s EC route, proceeding right out of the greenway and then a semi circle to Arctic Ridge, and then back to the greenway. When you come out of the greenway, head straight up Skymont to the end through Rhamkatte and then back to Bass Lake and onto Stinson to tackle the hill back to the flag. All sounded good in the squat hold and we were off. Boy George only needed a few miles to complete his Rune max so he peeled off, once we hit Jones, which had YHC with this morning’s gazelles. Having done about 4mi at that point, the humidity was taking a toll on YHC and was starting to get dehydrated, so informed the lead PAX that I was good for about 3 more miles and would make my way through Jones and Veterans, but to continue on and would meet them back to the flag.

YHC made his way through Rhamkatte and then back to Womble. When I arrived at Womble, had seen Boy George in the distance and proceeded back down Stinson to meet Cupid, Vasoline, and Oboe. Got a little concerned when we did a few circles and there was no sign of the PAX at 6:53. This was about a 5 mile route and surely with their speed and despite the humidity, they should be back by now. Apparently, there was some confusion and their route was somewhat extended and finished back on the Raleigh side of Stinson and not via Bass Lake. Oboe later shared that it was kind of like a Benny Hill episode with several comical turns to get back. Pikachu- if you are reading, you might want to look up the Benny Hill show to understand. Also, we still need to get you educated on the 80’s classic-Miami Vice after last week’s draft call. I haven’t forgotten and I got you!

In any event, everybody earned their mileage this morning. It was a steamy one and lots of rolling hills. Very strong work!

Mary: We missed her this morning.
Announcements: Rune-get your numbers in.
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX getting after it this morning. Vasoline with 11mi after a strong U-Turn performance yesterday.

Prayer: Pablo and Martini and their families. Oboe who recently lost his father-in-law this past week. Additionally, Cupid, who’s grandmother is in hospice. YHC took us out.

This AO brought to you by ACDC

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NGs: None

5 HIMs showed up to GP this morning. 

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers,  20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 3 ct Seal Claps, 20 Emperial Walkers, 20 Hillbillies, 10 Willy Mays Haze, 10 3 ct Windmills, 10 ct Pigeon Pose,

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. YHC asked the PAX to select two rocks, one large and one small. Rotate rocks based on exercise. Dealers choice except GPs done with the mother load.

2 sets to Thunderstruck:

Curls for the Girls (to build the guns) and squat every thunder (to build our thunder thighs). YHC called an audible half way through to switch to Overhead Tricep Press or Wonder Bras

  • 2 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Bus Drivers
  • 2 sets of 10’s – Rutrows

PAX mosey to parking lot with largest rocks in the park.

  • 4 sets of 10’s – Standard Bench Press
  • 10 x 3ct  Windshield wipers
  • 30ct 6 inches
  • 10ct Scissor Kicks
  • 10ct Box Cutters
  • 10ct Bicycle Kicks

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 3 sets of 50ct Wall Sits (Prisoner, Al Gore style, Morrocan Night Clubs)
  • 3 set of 10ct BTW with a bit of a twist – Alternate single arms butt slaps

Return Rocks and mosey back for Mary

  • 10 x 3 ct Plank Hold
  • 10 x 3 ct Single arm Plank Holds
  • 10 x 3 ct Chill Cut Plank
  • 10 x 3 ct Chill Cut Planks alternating legs every 5 ct

T-Claps for Fanny Pack doubling down today

Announcements:  Funeral session for Pablo’s Mom today at 10AM.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for  Fanny Pack’s 10 yr old daughter,  prayers for Martini’s and Oboe’s family, prayers for Quiver’s a daughter.   For our country’s leadership and for all those suffering physically or financially from the COVID crisis and looting and damage to their stores.

 

10 Sheepdogs become Dragon Warriors

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FNGs:None today
Warm Up: EC was our warm up then right to the Workout, because I had a lot planned and only 45 minutes to execute!
The Workout: Went with a Kung Fu Panda theme and decided to do workouts inspired by the 5 main styles in the movie and finish with a customized exercise made for this AO.

3 merkins to kick off each segment

Krane

  • side straddle hops x20
  • Fozzy arm circles forward then reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, overhead claps, seal claps, arm circles reverse then forward with no breaks

3 merkins

Snake

  • plank snake agility around the parking lot
  • Indian snake run

3 merkins

Monkey

  • 11s with monkey humpers and Monkey ladders(goofballs) all in cadence

3 merkins

Tiger (55 deconstructed burpees split between two sets of 11s)

  • 11s with squats and plank jumps forward and back 
  • 11s with merkins and squat jumps (this one in place, no rest in between)

3 merkins

Praying Mantis

  • 4 minute embrace the suck meditation hold

3 merkins

Panda/Dragon Warrior

Bear Crawl Ring of Fu

  • Bear crawl clockwise in a big circle; 1st pax calls out a number and then on his “up” everyone jumps up and throws that many wing chun strike combos in cadence; then Back to bear crawling the circle and repeat with the next pax until all pax have gone and are sufficiently smoked

T-Claps (Recognition): 4 Pax for EC, My 3yr anniversary
Prayer: Graduates, leadership, the direction of the country, the police and military, recent losses

“Careful What You Ask For” or “EC + LC = WTF”

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Aww that’s cute

The Workout:
Constant “real” Indian Run. No “tighten it ups allowed”. Ran from parking deck to cemetery to Bombshell to Walgreens to cemetery, to parking deck. 3 miles total running. Every time LC got to the front of the PAX, we immediately stopped, no rest, did a(1 exercise) x 25 in cadence of the following at every stop:

SSH
HillyBillys
Sumo Squats
WW2
Boat/Canoe
Durkin
PlankJacks
BTW(shouldertaps)
LBC
Good Morning
Sir Fozey Arm Circles(50)
Russian American Hammer
Squats
Burpees

The finisher:
Did not go as planned. The plan was to do burpees (5) each time LC ran to the front. Flanigan took one for the team and easily out sprinted YHC all the way to only allow for 10 OYO burpees total.

Cool down:
Dawgpound actually started his cool down at around 5:38am. He then led us all through a series of bro’ga exercises to finish off the morning.

Mary:
Who Dat?

Announcements:
Rune.  Happy Birthday @Pikachu

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Pablo, Particle Board and Rainmaker.  Dawgpound brother-in-law marriage. Where is Crablegs? Word is he got a sweet new lesbian sled(Subaru).  Martini.

Was a pleasure to put these great men through a little pain and a lot of fun. Thank you

 

Dirty 30

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After a few weeks of 29.9’s during CoT, YHC’s 30th birthday (and the loss of hate status) was finally here. 19 pax and 1 pup came out to help celebrate with a beatdown.

FNGs:

None today.
Warm Up:

Mosey across to the old Ivan parking lot.

SSH x30 IC

Sir Fazio x15 forward x15 backward

Imperial Walkers x15 IC

Hillbillies x15 IC

Mosey down to end of the parking lot (towards the pond)
The Workout:

5x Burpees at the end of the lot

Crab walk halfway up the lot

30x of an exercise of the sheet

Mosey to end

5x Turkish getups

Bear crawl halfway down

30x of an exercise on the other sheet

Mosey to end

 

Sheet exercises were Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Wide Merkins, Carolina Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps IC, and Merkins for the first sheet. For the second they were Jump squats, alternating reverse lunges, side straddle hop, squats, alternating lunges, and jump squats.

We removed the bear crawl and crab walk for the last two rounds because we were running out of time.
Mary:

Sadly we ran out of time to close out with a song, so we settled for 30x Low Slow Flutter IC and 30x LBCs IC.
Announcements:

Rune continues – next week is team Skidmark’s rest week.

U-Turn and Disney are looking for site Q’s. Step up and lead!

2nd F after Cletus – thanks Skidmark & Banana Seat for the coffee and donuts!
Prayer:

Pablo, Particle Board, and Rain Maker’s mom passed recently. Check Slack 3rd F for arrangement details.

Martini’s mom.

Full House’s wife’s uncle and former colleague passed this week.

Hardy has four staples in his head from a ninja training accident. Florence’s friend Alex continues to recover.

An honor to lead this morning men – thank you for the encouragement and accountability for another year!

Ultimate in the Pit

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Tonight’s workout was pre-blasted as ultimate frisbee and clearly that was popular with the pax based on the 18 people that showed up to play. Turf fields were reserved but the pit across stinson and down the hill had plenty of open space. After a quick Alpine sighting we began.

FNGs: Puberty & Do-si-do – welcome men!
Warm Up:

SSH x10

Daisy pickers x10

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10
The Workout:

Ultimate frisbee. First half of the game was 3x merkins everytime the disc hit the ground, second half was 3x squats. Scoring squad called an exercise for eveyrone to do – Fumunga called burpees multiple times.
Mary:

Not tonight
Announcements:

RUNE continues – remember you can’t win in the first week, but you can certainly lose.
T-Claps (Recognition):

FNGs Puberty and Do-si-do for coming out on a hot evening. Skidmark for getting them out there.
Prayer:

Fantastic message from Breach about Travis Manion foundation and how important that type of work is especially now with everything going on in our country.

Pablo/Particle Board/Rain Maker’s mom – see 3rd F channel for arrangement details.

Descending Ladder

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EC: Yogurt

FNGs: n/a
Warm Up: SSH, Hill Billies, Imperial walkers, goofballs, daisy pickers, frankensteins
The Workout:

Descending ladder on the track:

1600m, at the finish line for each lap 10 merkins, 10 LBCs, 10 squats (turned out to be 1 min 53 seconds or faster per lap)

1000m, at the finish line for each lap, 10 burpees (1 min 42 seconds or faster per lap)

800m, at the finish line did A walks/Karokes/A skips/Karokes/B skips/Karokes/Lunge jumps (1 min 35 seconds or faster per lap)

Mary: Claw and leg swings

Announcements: n/a
T-Claps (Recognition): n/a
Prayer: Family sanity during remote working and for good role models to stand up where needed.

What’s Wrong with You?

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My first post at Disney was on January 2nd of this year. This was after starting F3 back in October and maybe 15-20 total posts up to that point. Not 100% sold on F3 yet, this was the workout that started the fire! I think it was a throwback co-Q by Deadbolt and somebody else. I had only heard of Disney from others prior to this.  Stories of a pax named Pablo who would make fellas “Merlot” on this thing called the Abyss circulated around me enough that I was honestly a bit nervous that this was the AO that I would simply not be able to keep up with, considering just coming off about a 3 year layoff from working out. The workout on January 2nd was focused, intense, constantly moving, and structured. We went so many places in the park in such a short time that morning. Though I started Q ing late in January, I knew enough to know that a quality Disney Q needs to bring it! So about 30 lbs. lighter and in much better shape YHC took the reins at Disney with 10 other pax ready to ride as many rides as we could.

FNG’s: none

EC: Nemo, Shamwow!, Mookie, Emeril

Warm Up: SSH, GM’s, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Frankenstein’s. Mosey to the big hill on the far side of the field.
The Workout: Take the hill stack. 10 burpees, take the hill. 10 burpees, 20 squats at the top.  Run the ridge, 10 burpees, 20 squats, 30 mountain climbers.  When I called this is when Emeril looked at me and said, “What’s wrong with you?”

Mosey to other side of fence for 5 count per pax People’s Chair followed by 30 ct. fence squats. Mosey to the Abyss.

We did split group 7’s on the Abyss with burpees at the bottom and WW1 at the top. Plank hold for the 6.

2 line Indian runs to the high school. 30 bench dips.

With Indian run lines remaining in effect, we did a few hill repeats with 2 merkins at the bottom, run to the top, 4 star jumps, back down, 6 merkins, to the top, 8 star jumps, on the way down, several pax were quick to let YHC know we didn’t have a whole lot of time to get back to the flag. OR they didn’t want to do more hill repeats. Either way, these pax were right on so we finished with 20 merkins. Indian run in a whole group back to the flag.

Mary: H2M, H2M single leg, Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders.
Announcements: Rune continues.  Bass Lake mulch project.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Pablo has lost his mother. Pray for his family. Martini’s mom and family. Hardy got staples after suffering a hit to the head and ninja training. Praises from Quiver for his daughter getting good news on high school placement. Praises from FloJoe and a family member of his who is recovering and we were praying for. Our Nation, leaders.  Honor to lead men!

OG Fritter Foundation Co-Q at the Cobra

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FNGs: Not today!

EC: 187, Cupid, Dumbo, Fanny Pack, Mookie, Pablo, Redenbacher

Warm Up: On our way to the Butcher’s Market we stopped for SSH, Good Morning, Daisy Pickers, Fazio Arm Circles

The Workout: Pablo and YHC talked the night before and Pablo said, “I’ll fill in what you don’t use” so YHC set out to take up half the time. It ended up taking 2/3 of the time…

Thang 1: 11’s at the Butchers Markets with Captain Thor (big boy sit ups and American Hammers IC – 1:2 ratio) on one end and Jack Webb’s on the other end (1:4 ratio). The PAX all stayed together.

Thang 2: Pablo let us in rounds of Balls to the Wall and People’s Chair. Three rounds of each with half the PAX doing that and the other half switching between Mtn Climbers, LBC and Freddy Mercury. After the initial 3 rounds we switched from Balls to the Wall to People’s Chair.

We moseyed back to the flag the long way to ensure we got our second whole mile (remember back when scoring for Rune only allowed for whole miles and 2 max at an AO?)

Mary: Pablo killed us with 6 minutes of increasingly difficult core exercises. YHC was so gassed he doesn’t remember them all. I know we did Freddy Mercury, Box Cutters, Homer to Marge and Pickle Pounders. Fathers Day isn’t too far off so start practicing now!

Announcements: Check the interwebs…

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Pablo’s Mom, Fanny Pack’s Daughter.